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- Must be a big disappointment. - What is going on here?
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Well, I ain't never seen this before, neither,
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[gulps]
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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Well, take a look. Come on, guys.
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J.D., this is a mistake.
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# Yeah. #
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Yeah. When you realize you don't need a man for pleasure,
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I'll be in the kitchen making gingerbread men
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Now, I even have an amazing tagline.
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Yeah. Go have fun with your brother.
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But I'm still way under the $20,000 limit.
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-Thank God. -You could have asked me to stop hassling you for, like, a year?
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[barking]
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No! No, that is a terrible plan.
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But, uh, what about this?
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[melancholy music playing]
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were so delicious.
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with the Latina woman who cleaned your house?
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Yeah, I get it! Everybody's a crooked cop.
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-Please... [wheezing] -What?
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Well, Coach, we need your advice.
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- Yeah. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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- No! - Dad!
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You can't skip lunch.
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Yeah.
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Why say that? We come here three times a year, when will I build it?
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is like asking a mailman to go for a walk on his day off.
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In the wink of a young girl's eye
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Oh, we got to get him to the hospital!
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Wait. He told me 10 percent went to pro-choice causes.
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Come on, what kind of dude wears a thong?
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Forget about the car.
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Are you now or have you ever been a leprechaun?
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and we can talk it through together.
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or shut off his iPod during sex. I bet you could do the same thing with Jake.
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He needs real men showing him what it's like...
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SO LAST NIGHT, I TOOK CARLA OUT TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER.
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sticking out of your... Your thing there.
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* I got a ticket to ride on that rocket *
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[tense, ominous music playing]
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Got to get out of here!
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That, of course, was the iconic and long-running
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If you'll just follow me.
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- Hey. - Oh, shit!
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It's awesome that someone like you could be okay
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And needless to say, I mean, we... were pumped!
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Ok, look. I'm not gonna take "no" for an answer
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