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Ghost World

Season 1, Episode 1 — Ghost World

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High school is like the training wheels...

school training wheels

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for the bicycle of real life.

bicycle life real real-life

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It is a time when young people can explore different fields of interests

explore fields interests young

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and hopefully learn from their experiences.

experiences hopefully learn

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In coming to terms with my own personal setback...

coming personal setback terms

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I have been able to learn...

able learn

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that I don't need to rely on drugs and alcohol...

alcohol drugs rely

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and that I'm very lucky...

lucky

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that more people besides myself and Kerry...

besides kerry

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weren't injured in the accident.

accident injured

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And I have learned...

learned

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that to overcome life's obstacles...

lifes obstacles overcome

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you need faith, hope...

faith hope

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and above all, a sense of humor.

humor sense

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No more education

education

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It's time for celebration

celebration

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'Cause this is the day of our high school graduation

graduation school

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We've stayed for the duration

stayed

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Achieved matriculation

achieved

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Now we're the newest members of the general population

general members newest population

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God, what a bunch of retards.

bunch

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God, I know. I thought that chipmunk face was never going to shut up.

face

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I know. I liked her so much better when she was an alcoholic crack addict.

addict alcoholic crack crack-addict liked

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She gets in one car wreck...

wreck

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and all of the sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everyone loves her.

loves miss perfect sudden

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Let's see if they gave me the right diploma.

diploma

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- What? - What?

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These assholes are saying I have to go to summer school...

assholes school summer summer-school

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- and take some stupid art class. - Why?

class stupid

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God, I didn't think that just because you get an "F"...

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you have to take the whole class over again.

class whole

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Loser.

loser

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Wow. This is so bad, it's almost good.

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This is so bad, it's gone past good and back to bad again.

gone past

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At least we'll never have to see...

least

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any of these creepy faces ever again.

creepy faces

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Unless they're in your summer school class.

class school summer summer-school

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Shut up.

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- Don't turn around. - What? Why?

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- Don't turn around. - Damn it.

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Oh, my God. You guys, I can't believe we made it.

believe

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Yeah. We graduated high school.

graduated school

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How totally amazing.

amazing

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So, what are you guys doing this summer?

summer

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Nothing.

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Well, I'm going to this actor's workshop...

actors workshop

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and I'm hoping to start auditions soon.

auditions hoping start

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Oh, we have to get together this summer.

summer

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Yeah. That'll definitely happen.

happen thatll

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Well, bye, you guys.

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Congratulations!

congratulations

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- Hey, Rebecca. - Oh, hi.

rebecca

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So, we finally...

finally

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What about me? Am I not even here?

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Hey, Enid.

enid

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- So, we finally made it, huh? - Yeah.

finally

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So, where are you going to go to college?

college

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We're not.

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Really?

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Both of you? Why not?

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Just because.

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Yeah, we made other plans.

plans

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I guess I should have figured...

figured

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that you two would do something different.

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So, Todd, what are you going to be when you grow up?

grow todd

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Well, I'm majoring in Business Administration...

administration business

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and thinking of minoring in Communications, so...

thinking

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See, that's exactly the type of thing we're trying to avoid.

avoid type

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Look at this.

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Is Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh?

harbaugh stacy

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Oh, God. How perfect.

perfect

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He better watch out, or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her.

aids date watch

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Where is the love

love

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You said you'd give to me

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As soon as you were free?

free

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Will it ever be?

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God, just think. We'll never see Dennis again.

dennis

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Good.

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No, really. Think about that.

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It's actually totally depressing.

depressing

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Is it crazy for an oil company to care about the environment?

care company crazy environment

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We don't think so.

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I already told you I'm not going to college.

college

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I think it's a good idea to keep all your options open.

idea open options

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You can even enroll in the winter quarter.

enroll quarter winter

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Actually, you could live here...

live

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and go to the city college part time...

city college part

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and still get a job if you want.

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Look at me. I'm not even listening...

listening

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to a word you're saying.

word

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Did I tell you who I ran into at the bagel place?

bagel place

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Who?

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- Guess. - How should I know?

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Well, someone from the past.

past

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- Who? - You give up?

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- Yes. - Maxine.

maxine

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- Not the Maxine? - Yeah.

maxine

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Oh, God. How horrifying.

horrifying

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It's very good.

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Jesus.

jesus

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Check out these people behind you.

behind check

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I'm totally convinced they're Satanists.

convinced

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So when are we gonna start looking for our apartment?

apartment looking start

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Soon.

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I have to wait and see how this summer class goes first.

class summer

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God, it's so weird that we're finally out of high school.

finally school weird

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We've been waiting for this our whole lives.

lives waiting whole whole-lives

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It's such a weird feeling.

feeling weird

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Yeah. It hasn't really hit me yet.

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Well, well, well.

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If it isn't Enid and Rebecca...

enid rebecca

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the little Jewish girl and her Aryan friend.

aryan friend girl jewish

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- You're late, asshole. - Fine, and how are you?

asshole late

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Did you bring the tape?

bring tape

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You never paid me for that tape of the Indian dance routine.

dance indian paid routine tape

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Yes, I did.

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You Jews are so clever with money.

clever jews money

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Fuck you! You stupid redneck hick.

fuck hick redneck stupid

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Oh, my God. Look, the Satanists are leaving.

leaving

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Hey, we should follow them.

follow

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Oh, we totally have to.

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Oh, my God!

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So, what do you do if you're a Satanist, anyway?

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Sacrifice virgins and stuff.

sacrifice stuff

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Well, that lets us off the hook.

hook

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How the hell did we get so far behind them?

behind

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I don't know. That's just great.

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- Jesus! - Oh, yay.

jesus

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Oh, my God. Look at this.

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"Wowsville"? Authentic Fifties diner?

authentic

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Since when were there mini-malls in the 1950s?

mini

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Who could forget this great hit from the Fifties, huh?

forget

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I feel as though I've stepped into a time warp.

stepped warp

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Hey, check out the awesome Fifties hairdo on our waiter.

awesome check hairdo waiter

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Hi. My name is Allen...

allen name

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and I'll be your waiter this afternoon.

afternoon waiter

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- Hi, Al. - Can we call you "Weird Al"?

weird

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I'd imagine so.

imagine

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You should check out the personals.

check

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Maybe our future husbands are trying to contact us.

contact future husbands

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Here we go.

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"Windsurfing doctor, Mensan IQ, maverick Sagittarius."

doctor maverick

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"Let's hit the clubs, make each other laugh."

clubs laugh

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You can have that one.

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Jesus, listen to this one.

jesus

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"Do you remember me, airport shuttle, June 7?"

airport june remember shuttle

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"You, striking blond with yellow dress..."

blond dress striking yellow

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"pearl necklace, brown shoes."

brown necklace pearl shoes

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"I was the bookish fellow in the green cardigan..."

fellow green

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"who helped you find your contact lens."

contact helped lens

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"Am I crazy, or did we have a moment?"

crazy moment

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God, that's so pathetic.

pathetic

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I mean, she probably didn't even notice him.

notice

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And he's psychotically obsessing over every little detail.

detail obsessing

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We should call him and pretend to be the blond.

blond pretend

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Oh, we totally have to.

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It's his machine.

machine

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Hi, it's me.

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Your striking blond.

blond striking

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Of course I remember you.

course remember

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Let's get together for lunch sometime.

lunch sometime

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How about Friday at 1:00?

friday

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Meet me at my favorite restaurant... Wowsville.

favorite meet restaurant

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It's in the mall on Century Parkway.

century mall

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See you there, darling.

darling

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Oh, yeah, and be sure to wear that sexy green cardigan.

green sexy wear

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Oh, it's that comedian I was telling you about.

comedian telling

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- I still live with my mother. - He's the absolute worst.

absolute live mother worst

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So what if she's been dead for fifteen years?

dead fifteen years

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See? That's barely even a joke.

barely joke

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Well, it's like I always say...

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take my life... please.

life

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Joey McCobb, the weirdest man in show business.

business joey weirdest

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If he's so weird, how come he's wearing Nikes?

wearing weird

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Joey McCobb is our god.

joey

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- I want to do him. - I bet.

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Actually, he kind of reminds me...

reminds

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of that one guy you went out with... Larry.

larry

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God, what look was he going for...

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a gay tennis player from the Forties?

player tennis

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- Fuck you. - You dated him.

dated fuck

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Why do you have this?

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I don't know. You lent it to me in, like, tenth grade.

grade lent tenth tenth-grade

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Oh, look at how cute I am.

cute

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What a little hose bag.

hose

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Look, there's my dad with Maxine.

maxine

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God, look at her. What a fucking monster.

fucking fucking-monster monster

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If he starts dating her again, I'll kill myself.

dating kill starts

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Listen, lady, you tell me you want to relax your hair.

hair lady relax

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Sing it a lullaby or use this. It's all I've got.

sing

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Hey, what you doing?

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You have five minutes left on your shift.

five five-minutes left minutes shift

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Well, hello there, young employee of the Sidewinder.

employee young

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Look, I already told you guys, I'm not giving you a ride.

giving ride

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What can you tell me, young man...

young

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about the various flavors of frozen yogurt?

frozen frozen-yogurt various yogurt

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I'll be done in a minute. Can you guys just wait outside?

minute

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I don't understand. I simply wish to know...

simply wish

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Josh, what are you doing?

josh

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In addition to our favorites, chocolate and vanilla...

addition chocolate favorites vanilla

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this week we are featuring six-gun strawberry...

featuring strawberry week

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wild cherry roundup, and ten-gallon tangerine.

cherry gallon wild

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I don't believe I care for any of those.

believe care

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What's up, Josh? Give me two packs of cigarettes today.

cigarettes josh packs today

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Working overtime. Sixteen hours.

hours overtime sixteen working

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And nature's nectar, wake-up Juice.

juice natures wake

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And give me six of these beef jerkys.

beef

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I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.

chew crotch doll hungry

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Hey! Hey, you!

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How many times I tell you? No shirt, no service.

service shirt times

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Get the hell out of my store.

store

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What do you think this is, Club Med?

club

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It's America, dude. Learn the rules.

america learn rules

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No, you learn the rules. We Greeks invented democracy.

democracy invented learn rules

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- You also invented homos. - Fuck you.

fuck invented

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You wish. You got to buy me dinner first.

dinner wish

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So...

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Can we talk about this in a minute?

minute

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Seriously, I'm, like, this close to being done.

close

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Son of a bitch.

bitch

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What do you think you're doing?

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Turn off that goddamn noise.

goddamn noise

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Rock 'n' roll, baby. Freedom of speech.

baby freedom rock roll speech

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What do you think this is, Woodstock?

woodstock

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- That guy rules! - Who, Doug?

doug rules

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That guy spends more time in here than I do.

spends

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It's my parking lot!

parking

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So, Josh, will you please give us a ride?

josh ride

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- Please, Josh? - No.

josh

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- Please? It'll be super fun. - Please, Josh?

fun itll josh super

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Look, I don't see why you guys even need a ride.

ride

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You could walk there in two minutes.

minutes walk

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It's just an excuse for us to spend time with you, Josh.

excuse josh spend

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If this guy freaks out, will you protect us?

freaks protect

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This guy has every reason to freak out.

freak reason

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This is a pretty fucked up thing to do to somebody.

fucked somebody

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I think Josh is becoming too mature for us.

becoming josh mature

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Oh, look, maybe that's him.

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No. It's still twenty-five minutes too early.

early five five-minutes minutes twenty twenty-five

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Aren't there a million places like this?

million places

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No. This is the ultimate.

ultimate

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It's, like, the Taj Mahal of fake Fifties diners.

fake

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So, where's the Weird AI guy?

weird

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There he is back there.

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I can see his hair bobbing up and down.

hair

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I want to make love to him.

love

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I'm gonna tell him you said that.

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So nice to see you again, ladies.

ladies

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Hi, Weird Al. My friend here has...

friend weird

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Shut up!

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- She says she wants to... - Shut up!

wants

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Oh, my God.

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God, that is obviously him.

obviously

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Oh, my God. He just ordered a giant glass of milk.

giant glass milk ordered

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That's a vanilla milkshake.

milkshake vanilla

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Oh, God, this is totally unbearable.

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Fucking asshole! What's wrong with you?

asshole fucking fucking-asshole

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Oh, my God. It's him.

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- Can anybody drive? - He's insane.

anybody drive insane

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- We should follow him home. - Forget it.

follow forget home

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Come on, Josh. Don't you want to see where this guy lives?

josh lives

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God, he lives right in our neighborhood.

lives neighborhood

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He doesn't even look all that bummed out really.

bummed

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I know.

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Wouldn't he be, like, totally pissed off?

pissed

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This type of thing must happen to him all the time.

happen must type

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Mirror, father, mirror.

father mirror

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That piece is entitled "Mirror, Father, Mirror."

entitled father mirror piece

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I like to show it...

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to people that I'm meeting for the first time...

meeting

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because I think it says so much about who I am...

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and what it feels like to inhabit my specific skin.

feels skin specific

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And this is exactly what I'm hoping to get...

hoping

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from each of you over the course of this summer...

course summer

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a picture of your own self-exploration.

exploration picture self

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Now, my own background is in video and performance art...

background performance video

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but I'm hoping that doesn't influence you too much...

hoping influence

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and you'll find your own ways of externalizing the internal.

internal ways

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And at the end of the summer, this class has been invited...

class invited summer

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to participate in a show of high school art...

participate school

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at the neighborhood activity center.

activity center neighborhood

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The title of the show will be...

title

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"Brotherhood and Community: Art as Dialogue."

brotherhood community dialogue

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Are there any questions so far?

questions

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Great!

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This is really creepy.

creepy

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We just need to find out what apartment he's in...

apartment

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and we'll stalk him from a distance.

distance stalk

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I'm afraid if I see him, I'll feel really bad again.

afraid

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This is girl mail.

girl mail

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This is computer catalogs and stuff.

computer stuff

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"The W.C. Fields Fan Club Newsletter"?

club fields newsletter

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Oh, my God. The National Psoriasis Foundation?

foundation national psoriasis

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- Bingo. - Did you hear something?

bingo

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Come on.

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What if he recognizes us?

recognizes

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Eww, look at this.

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Eww. Gross.

gross

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Kinda cute.

cute kinda

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It looks like a gross rat.

gross

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That's a mongoose.

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How much is it?

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That's not officially for sale.

officially sale

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I might have to hang on to that for the time being.

hang might

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So, you looking for anything in particular?

looking particular

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Do you have any other old records besides these?

besides records

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Seymour does.

seymour

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Who does?

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Oh, him. Seymour.

seymour

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He's the man with the records.

records

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Do you have any old Indian records?

indian records

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Indian records?

indian records

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Yeah. You know, like, old Indian 1960s rock 'n' roll music.

indian music rock roll

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I may have one Hindu 78...

hindu

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in my collection from the Twenties...

collection

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but it's not really for sale.

sale

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I don't really collect foreign.

collect foreign

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Those are all 78s. You play 78s?

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Maybe not 78s, but I can play regular records.

records regular

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Well, there's some good stuff in here.

stuff

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- You like old music? - Yeah, it's good.

music

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There's some choice LPs in here...

choice

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that reissue some really great old blues stuff.

blues stuff

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How about this one? Is it any good?

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No, that one's not so great.

ones

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Excuse me.

excuse

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This is the one I'd recommend.

recommend

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It's...

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This track alone by Memphis Minnie...

alone minnie track

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is worth about $500 if you own the original 78.

original worth

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I know the guy who owns the original...

original owns

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and lent it for use on this reissue.

lent

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Wow.

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- How much is it? - $1.75.

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If you don't like it, you can bring it back for a refund.

bring refund

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We're here every Saturday.

saturday

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I'm sure it's OK.

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Enjoy.

enjoy

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It was so cute how he had his own little bags.

bags cute

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I thought I was going to start crying.

crying start

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Yeah, he should totally just kill himself.

kill

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Oh, here's one.

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But you have to share with a...

share

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"nonsmoking feminist and her two cats."

cats feminist

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I don't know. I kind of like him.

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He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate.

exact exact-opposite hate opposite

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In a way, he's such a clueless dork...

clueless dork

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he's almost kind of cool.

cool

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That guy is many things, but he's definitely not cool.

cool

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This would be good, but there's no kitchen.

kitchen

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Yeah, but... you know what I mean.

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Not really.

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Forget it. I can't explain it.

explain forget

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Oh, my God. What are you guys doing here?

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What are you doing here, Melorra?

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My acting workshop is across the street from here.

acting street workshop

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I'm just on my break.

break

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Well, we won't keep you.

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I love this place.

love place

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It's so, I don't know... You know, funky.

funky

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So, what are you guys up to?

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We're looking for apartments.

apartments looking

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God, how cool. Where are you moving?

cool moving

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We don't know yet. That's why we're looking.

looking

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Somewhere downtown.

downtown

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God, that's so exciting.

exciting

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Oops, I should go.

oops

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Bye, you guys. Call me. Bye.

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Funky.

funky

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What, is she black now?

black

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So, I was thinking that when we look for our apartment...

apartment thinking

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we have to convince these people that we're totally rich yuppies.

convince rich

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What are you talking about?

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That's who people want to rent to.

rent

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So all we have to do is buy semi-expensive outfits...

expensive outfits

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and I think it's no big deal.

deal

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It'll be really fun.

fun itll

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Honey, have you seen my blue spatula?

blue honey seen

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What, are you making pancakes?

pancakes

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Not if I can't find that goddamn spatula.

goddamn

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That's just great. When did you do that?

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God, how long have you been standing there?

standing

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Hey, look. There's the pants.

pants

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Where are we going?

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Let's go hassle Josh.

hassle josh

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Hassle?

hassle

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- Oh, look, there he is. - As always.

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Waiting for the bus that never comes.

comes waiting

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I wonder if he's just totally insane...

insane wonder

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or he really thinks the bus is coming?

coming thinks

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Why don't you just ask him?

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Hi. What's your name?

name

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Norman.

norman

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- Are you waiting for a bus? - Yes.

waiting

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I hate to tell you this...

hate

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but they canceled this bus line two years ago.

canceled line years

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There are no more buses on this street.

buses street

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You don't know what you're talking about.

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Josh!

josh

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I bet he's in there jerking off.

jerking

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I'll bet he never jerks off.

jerks

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Yeah, he's beyond human stuff like that.

beyond human stuff

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Should we leave a note?

note

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- Yeah. You got a pen? - Yeah.

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"Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you..."

dear fuck josh

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"but you were not home. Therefore, you are gay."

home therefore

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"Signed Tiffany and Amber."

amber signed tiffany

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- You're going to leave that? - Why not?

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Why do we have to go in here? I hate this place.

hate place

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Don't worry. It'll only take a second.

itll second worry

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Whoever told you that bullshit about boiling...

boiling bullshit

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is out of his mind.

mind

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Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse.

carpet corpse flesh

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I'm just telling you what he said.

telling

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Don't you creeps ever talk about anything nice?

creeps

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Don't you ever talk about fluffy kittens or the Easter Bunny?

bunny easter fluffy kittens

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Look who's talking, Little Miss Badass.

badass miss

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Yeah, nice outfit.

outfit

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Who are you supposed to be, Cyndi Lauper?

supposed

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Blow me, doofus.

blow

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Oh, my God. Didn't they tell you?

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- Tell me what? - Punk rock is over.

punk rock

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I know it's over, asshole.

asshole

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Want to fuck up the system? Go to business school.

business fuck school system

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That's what I'm going to do.

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Get a job at some big corporation...

corporation

↓

and, like, fuck things up from the inside.

fuck

↓

- You know, I'm not even trying... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

↓

Hey, do you have my money?

money

↓

Oh, how punk.

punk

↓

You know that tape sucked, by the way?

sucked tape

↓

- So sorry if it offended Jew. - Go die, asshole.

asshole offended

↓

- Get a job. - God, fuck you.

fuck

↓

Can we go now?

↓

You know, it's not like I'm some modern punk, dickhead.

dickhead modern punk

↓

It's obviously a 1977 original punk rock look.

obviously original punk rock

↓

Johnny Fuckface over there is too stupid to realize it.

fuckface johnny realize stupid

↓

I didn't really get it, either.

↓

Everyone's too stupid.

everyones stupid

↓

It took me a while before I got a chance to actually play it...

chance

↓

but once I heard that song, it was like...

heard song

↓

You liked it, huh?

liked

↓

There's some really rare performances.

rare

↓

What about... Did you like the Memphis Minnie?

minnie

↓

That was good, too. The whole record was good...

record whole

↓

but that one song, "Devil Got My Woman..."

devil song woman

↓

I mostly just keep playing that over and over.

mostly playing

↓

Do you have any other records like that?

records

↓

There are no other records like that.

records

↓

Actually, I have the original 78 in my collection.

collection original

↓

It's one of maybe five known copies.

copies five known

↓

Wow.

↓

Yeah. Do you want to see it?

↓

I can run upstairs and get it.

upstairs

↓

Sure, yeah.

↓

Watch my stuff.

stuff watch

↓

Here we go. It's...

↓

It's only about a B-minus.

minus

↓

It's got an incipient lam crack...

crack

↓

but it plays decent as I recall.

decent plays recall

↓

- Oops, I dropped it! - Jeez!

dropped jeez oops

↓

I was only kidding.

kidding

↓

Jesus, Seymour, are you all right?

jesus seymour

↓

Yeah, it's just...

↓

it's very valuable.

valuable

↓

Now, last week, I asked you...

asked week

↓

to try to create a piece of artwork...

create piece

↓

that responds to something you have strong feelings about.

feelings responds strong

↓

I merely want to help you find...

merely

↓

the best way to look within yourselves...

best yourselves

↓

the best key to your particular lock.

best lock particular

↓

And it looks like we have some really interesting work up here.

interesting

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

What can you tell us about your piece...

piece

↓

Phillip?

phillip

↓

It's about The Mutilator.

↓

My goodness.

goodness

↓

It's a really great video game...

game video video-game

↓

about a guy who kills people with a big hammer.

hammer kills

↓

Oh. I thought maybe this was supposed to be your father.

father supposed

↓

What can you tell us about this piece..

piece

↓

- Enid. - Enid.

enid

↓

Well, it's kind of a diary, I guess.

diary

↓

Colorful.

colorful

↓

I think that Phillip and Enid can help us to see that...

enid phillip

↓

there are many different ways we can express ourselves.

express ways

↓

We can do things like these cartoons that are amusing...

amusing cartoons

↓

as a sort of a light entertainment...

entertainment light

↓

or we can do work that is more serious...

serious

↓

in scope, in feeling, and that deals with issues...

deals feeling issues

↓

emotional, spiritual, political...

emotional political spiritual

↓

of great importance.

importance

↓

Who is responsible for this?

responsible

↓

I am.

↓

Talk to us about it.

↓

It's my response to the issue of a woman's right to choose.

choose issue response womans

↓

It's something I feel super strongly about.

strongly super

↓

Isn't this a wonderful piece, class?

class piece

↓

This definitely falls into that higher category of art...

category falls higher

↓

I was speaking of earlier.

speaking

↓

In a world where nothing is what it seems...

seems world

↓

in a time of uncertainty...

↓

the future is about to be placed...

future placed

↓

Hello. Welcome to Masterpiece Video.

masterpiece video welcome

↓

How may I help you this afternoon, sir?

afternoon

↓

I'm looking for a copy of "81/2."

copy looking

↓

Is that a new release, sir?

release

↓

No. It's the classic Italian film.

classic film italian

↓

Yes, sir.

↓

I'll just check that on the computer for you, sir.

check computer

↓

Hello! How are you young ladies this afternoon?

afternoon ladies young young-ladies

↓

May I help you find a particular Masterpiece movie?

masterpiece movie particular

↓

No.

↓

Yes, here it is.

↓

"91/2 Weeks" with Mickey Rourke.

mickey weeks

↓

That would be in the erotic drama section.

drama erotic section

↓

No, not "91/2," "81/2." The Fellini film.

film

↓

How about this one?

↓

Forget it. I'm sure it sucks.

forget sucks

↓

All these movies suck.

movies suck

↓

America's top critics agree...

agree americas

↓

"The Flower That Drank The Moon..."

drank flower moon

↓

Let's get out of here. This place makes me sick.

makes place sick

↓

We have to do something fun tonight.

fun tonight

↓

It's my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job.

freedom start stupid weekend

↓

I know a party we could go to later.

party

↓

Really? Where?

↓

It's a surprise.

surprise

↓

Some records I will pay serious money for...

money records serious

↓

provided that they're a sincere V-plus.

plus provided sincere

↓

Other than that, I just prefer to have them on CD.

prefer

↓

But CDs will never have the presence of an original 78.

original presence

↓

Wrong. A digital transfer, adequately mastered...

digital mastered transfer

↓

will sound identical to the original.

identical original sound

↓

Do you have a decent equalizer?

decent

↓

- I have a Klipsch 2B3. - Obviously the problem.

obviously problem

↓

You expect a ten-band equalizer...

band expect

↓

to impart state-of-the-art sound?

sound state

↓

Dream a little dream. It's never gonna happen.

dream happen

↓

I totally, totally hate you.

hate

↓

Come on. This is a fun party.

fun party

↓

Erskine Hawkins and his orchestra, do you have that?

hawkins orchestra

↓

That's nice, but no.

↓

- "Golden Wedding"? - Oh, I know that.

golden wedding

↓

That's excellent.

excellent

↓

What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there?

cheerleaders story

↓

They're Seymour's.

seymours

↓

Seymour? No. You got to be kidding me.

kidding seymour

↓

Don't worry about it. I've lived with the guy for five years.

five five-years lived worry years

↓

He's not getting any. Neither are you.

↓

Hey, you know what? Listen to me, Joe, all right?

↓

Let me tell you something, Joe, OK?

↓

You can't score a home run without swinging the bat.

home score swinging

↓

All right? Physically impossible.

impossible physically

↓

Watch and learn, padre.

learn watch

↓

How's it going, Adam?

adam

↓

There's a seat right there.

seat

↓

- Mind if I sit down? - Yes.

mind

↓

Oh, man. That was cold.

cold

↓

You're all right.

↓

You're pretty sharp.

sharp

↓

You're wearing a green dress. What are you, Irish?

dress green irish wearing

↓

I bet you're Irish. What's your name?

irish name

↓

- Melorra. - Ah, Melorra.

↓

So listen to me, Melorra.

↓

Let me tell you something.

↓

You seem like an interesting chick.

chick interesting

↓

What are you doing hanging here with all these losers?

hanging losers

↓

What do you say you and me go hit some night spots?

night spots

↓

Well, Melorra, I'll be right back.

↓

I'm gonna get a beer.

beer

↓

No, Enid, wait.

enid

↓

Hey, that's all right.

↓

It has a large center hole and a hair crack.

center crack hair hole

↓

But the crack is so tight, it's completely inaudible.

completely crack inaudible tight

↓

But a tight hair crack is just that... a crack.

crack hair tight

↓

I don't collect cracked records.

collect cracked records

↓

I only pay premium on mint records.

mint premium records

↓

Seymour, you know that. Please.

seymour

↓

So, what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?

cracks holes tight

↓

I didn't think you would have any interest...

interest

↓

in this get-together.

↓

If you would have told me you were coming...

coming

↓

I would have warned you it's not like a real party or anything.

party real warned

↓

You're right about that.

↓

So, is this your record collection?

collection record

↓

God, no. This is just junk I have for sale.

junk sale

↓

- The record room is off limits. - Really?

limits record room

↓

Here.

↓

Are all these records?

records

↓

I've got about 1,50078s at this point.

point

↓

I've tried to pare down my collection...

collection tried

↓

to just the essential.

essential

↓

Look at this room.

room

↓

This is, like, my dream room.

dream room

↓

Look at all this stuff.

stuff

↓

You are, like, the luckiest guy in the world.

world

↓

I would kill to have stuff like this.

kill stuff

↓

Please. Go ahead and kill me.

ahead go-ahead kill

↓

Oh, come on. What are you talking about?

↓

You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things?

collect healthy

↓

You can't connect with other people...

connect

↓

so you fill your life with stuff.

fill life stuff

↓

I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers.

losers pathetic rest

↓

No, you're not. You're a cool guy, Seymour.

cool seymour

↓

Then how come I haven't had a girlfriend in four years?

four four-years girlfriend years

↓

I can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me.

girl remember talked

↓

I'm talking to you.

↓

You know, I bet there are tons of women...

tons women

↓

who'd go out with you in a minute.

minute whod

↓

I know I could get you a date in, like, two seconds.

date seconds

↓

Good luck.

luck

↓

I mean it. You leave everything to me...

↓

I'm going to be your own personal dating service.

dating personal service

↓

Yeah, well, we should get back.

↓

By the end of this summer...

summer

↓

you're going to be up to your neck in pussy.

neck pussy

↓

Jesus.

jesus

↓

What about her? Would you go out with her?

↓

What kind of a question is that?

question

↓

It's totally irrelevant, because a girl like that...

girl irrelevant

↓

would never be caught dead with me.

caught dead

↓

Yeah, but put that aside for now.

aside

↓

Would you go out with her?

↓

I really didn't get a good look at her.

↓

Yes, you did. Whoa.

whoa

↓

What about her? Are you into girls with big tits?

girls tits

↓

Jesus.

jesus

↓

I mean, as long as she's not a complete imbecile...

complete imbecile

↓

and she's even remotely attractive...

attractive remotely

↓

Hey, look, there's Norman. Hi, Norman.

norman

↓

We need to find a place where you can go...

place

↓

to meet women who share your interests.

interests meet share women

↓

Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests.

interests meet shares

↓

I hate my interests.

hate interests

↓

List your five main interests in order of importance.

five importance interests list main order

↓

I'd have to put traditional jazz, blues...

blues jazz traditional

↓

and then ragtime at the top of the list.

list

↓

Right, so let's just say music.

music

↓

That way, we only use up one.

↓

All right.

↓

Can we go in here for a second? Just for a second.

second

↓

Just stopping by to say hi.

stopping

↓

This is my friend Seymour.

friend seymour

↓

OK. Well, we'll see you later, Josh.

josh

↓

Josh, what you goddamn doing?

goddamn josh

↓

Clean up that fucking mess! Jesus.

clean fucking fucking-mess jesus mess

↓

So, was that your boyfriend?

boyfriend

↓

Josh? He's nobody's boyfriend.

boyfriend josh nobodys

↓

He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture.

becky torture

↓

But do you... Are you going out...

↓

Oh, my God. We have to go in here. Come on.

↓

Yeah, sure. Very funny.

funny

↓

Come on. Please?

↓

Becky and I have been dying to go in here...

becky dying

↓

but we can never find any boys to take us.

boys

↓

- I would really rather not. - Come on. Please?

↓

Just for a minute. It'll be a riot.

itll minute riot

↓

- I don't think so. - Please. Please.

↓

Oh, my God. Look at all these creeps.

creeps

↓

OK. Can we go?

↓

This place is a total riot.

place riot total

↓

What are you doing?

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

Who would actually have sex with this thing?

↓

"Corporate Slut." Sophisticated.

corporate slut sophisticated

↓

Come on. Can we go?

↓

Seymour, you have to lend me the money to buy this.

lend money seymour

↓

I don't really have a lot of money on me right now.

money

↓

Come on, Seymour. Please?

seymour

↓

I don't want this showing up on a credit card statement.

card credit credit-card showing statement

↓

I'll get put on some weird mailing list.

list mailing weird

↓

- It's not that much. - That's not the point.

point

↓

Gimme all your money, bitch.

bitch money

↓

Where did you get that?

↓

You'll never believe it. Guess.

believe

↓

Where?

↓

Anthony's.

anthonys

↓

No way. When?

↓

Just now. I went with Seymour.

seymour

↓

You cunt.

cunt

↓

Excuse me.

excuse

↓

I can't read the trivia question.

question read trivia

↓

"Where on the human body is the Douglas pouch located?"

body douglas human human-body located

↓

Oh, God.

↓

Slightly below the uterus on a female.

female slightly uterus

↓

Wow.

↓

He does that every single day.

single

↓

I'll have a decaf-mocha to go.

decaf mocha

↓

One decaf-mocha.

decaf mocha

↓

Can I get you...

↓

No, I do not want a biscotti with that.

↓

God. How can you stand all these assholes?

assholes stand

↓

Some people are OK...

↓

but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody.

everybody mostly poisoning

↓

At least the wheelchair guy is entertaining.

entertaining least wheelchair

↓

He doesn't even need that wheelchair.

wheelchair

↓

He's just totally lazy.

lazy

↓

That rules.

rules

↓

No, it really doesn't. You'll see.

↓

You'll get totally sick of all the creeps...

creeps sick

↓

and losers and weirdos.

losers weirdos

↓

But those are our people.

↓

Yeah, well.

↓

So, when are you going to get a job?

↓

I'm working on it. Got a few leads.

leads working

↓

Don't worry about it. I'll get a job next week.

week worry

↓

God, I can't believe you went to Anthony's without me.

anthonys believe

↓

Oh, sweetie.

sweetie

↓

Honey, would you come in here for a minute?

honey minute

↓

Sweetie, you remember Maxine?

maxine remember sweetie

↓

I'm going to go to bed. I'm really tired.

tired

↓

Honey, I made spaghetti. You don't want some?

honey spaghetti

↓

No. I have to get up early for class tomorrow.

class early tomorrow

↓

It's really quite something to see you all grown up, Enid.

enid grown

↓

I'd love to know what you're doing now.

love

↓

I can't help but feel...

↓

I had some small part in how you turned out.

part turned

↓

What are you studying?

studying

↓

You were always such a smart little girl.

girl smart

↓

I'm taking a remedial high school art class...

class remedial school

↓

for fuck-ups and retards.

fuck

↓

Who is this, Enid?

enid

↓

It's supposed to be Don Knotts.

supposed

↓

And what was your reason for choosing him as your subject?

choosing reason subject

↓

I don't know. I just like Don Knotts.

↓

Interesting.

interesting

↓

What do we have here, Margaret?

margaret

↓

It's a tampon in a teacup.

tampon

↓

I can see that.

↓

What can you tell us about it?

↓

First of all, what kind of sculpture is this?

↓

It's a found object.

found object

↓

That's where an artist takes an ordinary object...

artist object ordinary takes

↓

and places it in an artistic context...

artistic context places

↓

and thus, it becomes art.

becomes

↓

But what can you tell us about it...

↓

in regard to your artistic intent?

artistic intent regard

↓

Well, I guess I see the teacup as a symbol for womanhood.

symbol

↓

Such as tea parties in the olden days...

days olden olden-days parties

↓

but instead of tea...

↓

I was trying to kind of confront people with this...

confront

↓

This shocking image of repressed femininity.

image repressed shocking

↓

Right. Exactly.

↓

Well, I think it's a really wonderful piece...

piece

↓

and it illustrates perfectly what I was saying...

perfectly

↓

about not being afraid to use controversial imagery.

afraid controversial imagery

↓

Oh. Well, this looks like the work of Phillip.

phillip

↓

Hey, you see that guy over there?

↓

- Which one? - The blond guy over there.

blond

↓

He gives me, like, a total boner.

boner gives total

↓

He's, like, the biggest idiot of all time.

biggest idiot

↓

You guys up for some reggae tonight?

tonight

↓

OK, you're right.

↓

Sometimes I think I'm going crazy...

crazy sometimes

↓

from sexual frustration.

sexual

↓

And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation?

heard masturbation miracle

↓

Heads up.

heads

↓

My band's playing here on Friday night...

bands friday friday-night night playing

↓

and there's going to be a bunch of cool bands playing...

bands bunch cool playing

↓

and you don't have to pay...

↓

if you show them this flier at the door.

door flier

↓

You should come check it out.

check

↓

Which band is yours?

band

↓

It's Alien Autopsy.

alien autopsy

↓

Oh. Bitchin'.

bitchin

↓

Yeah, well...

↓

maybe I'll see you there.

↓

Yeah. Thanks.

thanks

↓

God, what a dork.

dork

↓

You're just jealous.

jealous

↓

Trust me, at this point, I'm past the fact...

fact past point trust

↓

that every single guy likes you better than me.

likes single

↓

Oh, face it. You just hate every single guy...

face hate single

↓

on the face of the earth.

earth face

↓

That's not true.

↓

I just hate all these extroverted, obnoxious...

hate obnoxious

↓

pseudo-bohemian losers.

losers

↓

The Donnie G show. Donnie G!

donnie

↓

Nothing but classic rock...

classic rock

↓

coming at you this beautiful evening.

coming evening

↓

You're listening to KFTO...

listening

↓

God, that asshole's voice is so hateful.

assholes hateful voice

↓

No wonder I never listen to the radio.

radio wonder

↓

Relax, Seymour. Relax.

relax seymour

↓

He's just so shrill and loud and piercing.

loud piercing shrill

↓

I feel like I'm being jabbed in the face.

face

↓

"KTO coming at you on this beautiful evening."

coming evening

↓

- So... - Thank you.

↓

Why'd you bring the record?

bring record whyd

↓

I brought it so he can autograph it.

autograph brought

↓

He's going to be amazed to see it.

amazed

↓

It's one of only two known copies.

copies known

↓

I can't believe they have him as the opening act...

believe opening

↓

and not the headliner.

↓

It's... What an insult.

insult

↓

There's gonna be lots of girls to pick from at this bar.

girls lots pick

↓

I'm not holding my breath in that department.

breath department holding

↓

What, are we in slow motion here?

motion slow slow-motion

↓

What are you, hypnotized?

↓

Have some more kids, why don't you?

kids

↓

Jesus Christ, move it!

christ jesus jesus-christ

↓

Seymour! God.

seymour

↓

I can't believe these people.

believe

↓

They could at least turn off their stupid sports game...

game least sports stupid

↓

until he's done playing.

playing

↓

Thank you.

↓

Don't go away.

↓

We got Blues Hammer coming up in just a minute.

blues coming hammer minute

↓

Hey, check that out.

check

↓

She's nice, but, you know...

↓

Offer her a seat.

offer seat

↓

- I'll do it. - No, no, no, no.

↓

Wait. Let me think of something to say to her first.

↓

That was great music, huh?

music

↓

Yeah, I just love blues.

blues love

↓

Actually, technically, what he was mostly playing...

mostly playing technically

↓

would more accurately be classified in the ragtime idiom.

accurately classified

↓

Although, of course, not in the strictest sense...

course sense

↓

of the classical ragtime piano music...

classical music piano piano-music

↓

like that of Scott Joplin or Joseph Lamb.

joplin joseph lamb scott

↓

Authentic blues has a more conventional...

authentic blues

↓

twelve-bar structure in its stanzas.

structure twelve

↓

Oh. If you like authentic blues...

authentic blues

↓

you really gotta check out Blues Hammer.

blues check hammer

↓

They're so great.

↓

All right, people, are you ready to boogie?

boogie ready

↓

'Cause we gonna play some authentic...

authentic

↓

way-down-in-the-delta blues.

blues

↓

So get ready to rock your world!

ready rock world

↓

Well, I been plowin' behind the mule, son

behind mule

↓

Picking cotton all day long

cotton picking

↓

Yes, I been plowin'

↓

Picking cotton all day long

cotton picking

↓

I said, Lordy, baby

baby

↓

But my woman she be gone

gone woman

↓

Now I remember why I haven't been anywhere in months.

months remember

↓

It's simple for everybody else.

everybody simple

↓

You give them a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes...

pair

↓

and they're happy.

happy

↓

I can't relate to ninety-nine percent of humanity.

humanity nine ninety percent relate

↓

I can't relate to humanity, either...

humanity relate

↓

but I don't think it's completely hopeless.

completely hopeless

↓

Well, it's not completely hopeless for you.

completely hopeless

↓

I'm not even in the same universe...

universe

↓

as those creatures back there.

creatures

↓

We just need to find you a place...

place

↓

where you can meet someone...

meet

↓

who isn't a complete idiot, that's all.

complete complete-idiot idiot

↓

Why do you care so much if I get a date or not?

care date

↓

I don't know.

↓

I guess I just can't stand the idea of a world...

idea stand world

↓

where a guy like you can't get a date.

date

↓

What is this, Seymour?

seymour

↓

Oh, that.

↓

I borrowed that from work about fifteen years ago.

borrowed fifteen years

↓

I guess it's mine now.

↓

What are you, a Klansman or something?

↓

Yeah, I'm a Klansman.

↓

You know the Cook's Chicken franchise?

chicken cooks franchise

↓

"Four-piece Cook's special..."

cooks four piece special

↓

"deep-fried with side and slaw. It's outrageous!"

deep fried outrageous side

↓

Yeah, well, Cook's is just a made up name.

cooks name

↓

Back in 1922...

↓

they were originally called Coon Chicken Inn.

called chicken originally

↓

That's an early painting of their first logo.

early painting

↓

How come everybody doesn't know this?

everybody

↓

It's ancient history.

ancient ancient-history history

↓

Same reason nobody knows about this Lionel Belasco record.

knows lionel nobody nobody-knows reason record

↓

I was more interested in the whole Cook's phenomenon...

cooks interested whole

↓

when I was about your age.

↓

Sort of lost interest when I started working for them.

interest lost started started-working working

↓

You work for Cook's Chicken?

chicken cooks

↓

For nineteen years.

nineteen years

↓

Were you a fry cook or something?

cook

↓

Nothing so glamorous, actually.

glamorous

↓

I'm an assistant manager at their corporate headquarters.

assistant assistant-manager corporate headquarters manager

↓

Jesus. I'd go nuts if I had to work in an office all day.

jesus nuts office

↓

So I don't really get it.

↓

Are you saying that things were better back then...

↓

even though there was stuff like this?

stuff

↓

I suppose things are better now, but...

suppose

↓

I don't know, it's complicated.

complicated

↓

People still hate each other...

hate

↓

but they just know how to hide it better.

hide

↓

Can I borrow this?

borrow

↓

For what?

↓

I promise I'll take good care of it.

care promise

↓

They're very sensitive about that kind of stuff at work.

sensitive stuff

↓

Don't you trust me, Seymour?

seymour trust

↓

Let's address discussion to this piece.

address discussion piece

↓

I don't like it.

↓

Can you tell us why?

↓

I don't know.

↓

I think it's totally weird.

weird

↓

It's totally offensive.

offensive

↓

Yeah. I agree.

agree

↓

It's not right.

↓

Well, these are all valid comments, but...

comments valid

↓

I think we should see if the artist...

artist

↓

has anything to bring to this.

bring

↓

Well, I found this when I was doing some research...

found research

↓

and I discovered that Cook's Chicken...

chicken cooks discovered

↓

used to be called Coon Chicken.

called chicken used

↓

So I decided to do my project based on this discovery...

based decided discovery project

↓

as kind of a comment on racism...

comment racism

↓

and how it's whitewashed over in our culture.

culture

↓

Did you actually do this painting?

painting

↓

Well, no, it's more of a found art object.

found object

↓

How do you think this addresses the subject of racism?

addresses racism subject

↓

It's complicated.

complicated

↓

I guess I'm trying to show...

↓

how racism used to be more out in the open...

open racism used

↓

and now it's hidden or something.

hidden

↓

And how do you think an image like this...

image

↓

helps us to see that?

helps

↓

I'm not sure.

↓

I guess because when we see something like this...

↓

it seems really shocking.

seems shocking

↓

And we have to wonder why it's so shocking.

shocking wonder

↓

I don't really know what to say, Enid.

enid

↓

I think it's a remarkable achievement.

achievement remarkable

↓

I'm going to let you handle the 4:30 crowd by yourself.

crowd handle

↓

That way, I can evaluate your performance while it's slow.

performance slow

↓

Then we'll ease you into the big crowds, all right?

crowds ease

↓

- You can count on me, sir. - Cool.

cool count

↓

Do you serve beer or any alcohol?

alcohol beer serve

↓

I wish.

wish

↓

Actually, you wish.

wish

↓

After about five minutes of this movie...

five five-minutes minutes movie

↓

you're going to wish you had ten beers.

beers wish

↓

What are you doing? You don't ever criticize the feature.

criticize feature

↓

Why? What's the difference?

difference

↓

I mean, we already got his money.

money

↓

Look, that's the policy, OK?

policy

↓

If you want to make up your own rules...

rules

↓

open up your own theater.

open theater

↓

And let me have lots of butter on it.

butter lots

↓

Here you go.

↓

Smothered in delicious yellow chemical sludge.

chemical delicious yellow

↓

What the hell is wrong with you?

↓

What?

↓

I was just joking around with the customers.

customers joking

↓

- It's my shtick. - Well, lose it.

lose

↓

And why aren't you pushing the larger sizes?

larger pushing sizes

↓

Didn't you get training about up-sizing?

training

↓

Yeah, but I feel really weird.

weird

↓

It's pretty sleazy.

sleazy

↓

It's not optional!

optional

↓

Jesus.

jesus

↓

Hi. Can I get a medium 7 Up?

medium

↓

Medium?

medium

↓

Why, sir, do you not know that for a mere 25 cents more...

cents mere

↓

you could purchase a large beverage?

beverage purchase

↓

And you know, I'm only telling you this...

telling

↓

because we're such good friends.

friends

↓

Medium is really only for suckers...

medium suckers

↓

who don't know the concept of value.

concept value

↓

What are you talking about?

↓

What kind of loser gets fired after one day?

fired loser

↓

Look, I told you. The manager was a total asshole.

asshole manager total

↓

I'll get another job.

another

↓

Besides, I have some ideas to make money in the meantime.

besides ideas meantime money

↓

I can't believe you're selling some of this stuff.

believe selling stuff

↓

Fuck it. Everything must go.

fuck must

↓

I remember this hat.

remember

↓

This was during your little old lady phase.

lady phase

↓

How much is this?

↓

That's not for sale.

sale

↓

Wait a minute. It says five dollars.

dollars five five-dollars minute

↓

I know, it's...

↓

That's a mistake.

mistake

↓

I'm not selling it.

selling

↓

What was that all about?

↓

I thought "everything must go."

must

↓

Yeah, right.

↓

Like I'd let some asshole with a soul patch own Goofy Gus.

asshole goofy patch soul

↓

How much for this dress?

dress

↓

God, I can't believe you're selling that.

believe selling

↓

That's five hundred dollars.

dollars five five-hundred hundred hundred-dollars

↓

- What? - Five hundred.

five five-hundred hundred

↓

You're crazy. It should be, like, two dollars.

crazy dollars

↓

I was wearing that when I lost my virginity.

lost virginity wearing

↓

Why do I care about that?

care

↓

Why do you want it?

↓

It would look stupid on you anyway.

stupid

↓

God! Fuck you!

fuck

↓

So, now are you going to get a regular job?

regular

↓

Do you want to do something tonight?

tonight

↓

I can't. It's Seymour's birthday tonight.

birthday seymours tonight

↓

Oh, shit. What time is it?

↓

I'm supposed to go to the store. I was going to make him a cake.

cake store supposed

↓

Do you still want to go shopping tomorrow?

shopping tomorrow

↓

Yeah, I guess. Call me.

↓

Since when can you make a cake?

cake

↓

OK, you can open your eyes now.

eyes open

↓

Oh, hey. Thanks, Enid. I really appreciate it.

appreciate enid thanks

↓

No, blow it out, doofus.

blow

↓

- Are you OK? - Yeah.

↓

Oh, it's just my stupid back. I'll be all right in a minute.

minute stupid

↓

What is that?

↓

It's...

↓

It's just this elastic thing I have to wear sometimes...

sometimes wear

↓

for lumbar support.

lumbar support

↓

What, like a girdle?

girdle

↓

Maybe now you can understand why I can't get a date.

date

↓

Well, at least you're not the only one.

least

↓

I think only stupid people have good relationships.

relationships stupid

↓

That's the spirit.

spirit

↓

Actually, there is this one guy I have a crush on right now...

crush

↓

but... totally fucked-up situation.

fucked situation

↓

Oh, yeah?

↓

Yeah. You met him, remember? That guy Josh.

josh remember

↓

But I can't do anything about it...

↓

because Becky would totally freak out.

becky freak

↓

Why?

↓

Just forget it. It's complicated.

complicated forget

↓

Aren't you going to get that?

↓

Let the machine get it.

machine

↓

I have no desire to talk to anyone who might be calling me.

calling desire might

↓

I knew it. It's my mother.

mother

↓

Hi, I'm calling for...

calling

↓

You placed an ad in "The Weekly" over a month ago, and...

month placed weekly

↓

well, I'm the blonde in the yellow dress.

blonde dress yellow

↓

At least, I think I am.

least

↓

I saw the ad when you first placed it...

placed

↓

but I was in this relationship at the time...

relationship

↓

so I cut the ad out, and...

↓

and I'm not in a relationship anymore.

anymore relationship

↓

God, this is really confusing.

confusing

↓

Don't!

↓

Anyway, if you still want to talk to me...

↓

I can be reached at 555-2673.

reached

↓

That's my work number...

number

↓

and my name is Dana.

dana name

↓

OK! Bye.

↓

Wow.

↓

What was all that about?

↓

It's just somebody's idea of a joke.

idea joke somebodys

↓

That didn't sound like a joke to me.

joke sound

↓

What, did you place an ad in the personals or something?

place

↓

Yeah, a long time ago.

↓

She called before. It's just somebody trying to humiliate me.

called humiliate somebody

↓

I think you should call her back.

↓

Oh, look. We have to get these.

↓

You know, I can't afford stuff like this right now.

afford stuff

↓

Look, I'm sick of waiting.

sick waiting

↓

I mean, we have to get stuff if we're ever going to move.

stuff

↓

Aren't these the greatest?

greatest

↓

What? They're nice.

↓

I can't imagine spending money on plastic cups.

cups imagine money plastic spending spending-money

↓

You don't have to. I'll pay for everything now...

↓

and you can pay me back when you finally get a job.

finally

↓

You're insane.

insane

↓

So, are we still going to that thing tonight?

tonight

↓

What thing?

↓

You know, that guy's band is playing tonight.

band playing tonight

↓

Alien Autopsy.

alien autopsy

↓

Actually, Seymour's big date is tonight.

date seymours tonight

↓

And I kind of want to be around when he calls...

calls

↓

you know, so I can hear how badly it went.

badly

↓

God, I'm so sick of Seymour.

seymour sick

↓

That was great.

↓

Jeez, thanks a lot for cooking.

cooking jeez thanks

↓

I love to cook.

cook love

↓

Most women wouldn't invite a guy over on the first date, but...

date invite women

↓

I think you should trust your instincts.

instincts trust

↓

When I talked to you on the phone...

phone talked

↓

you just seemed so... I don't know, so harmless.

harmless seemed

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

I love this song.

love song

↓

Isn't it great?

↓

Doesn't it make you want to dance?

dance

↓

- Come on. - No, I don't really dance.

dance

↓

Come on, Seymour. Don't be silly.

seymour silly

↓

Anybody can dance.

anybody dance

↓

Here, follow me. Watch my feet.

feet follow watch

↓

No, really.

↓

Come on, Seymour.

seymour

↓

Just feel the music.

music

↓

Loosen up. It's all in your head.

head loosen

↓

Here, let's put down your bowl of ice cream.

bowl cream

↓

Wow, it's 9:00 already.

↓

If we're gonna make that movie, don't you think we should go?

movie

↓

OK. Party pooper.

party pooper

↓

I'm so excited to see this film.

excited film

↓

Dustoff Varnya is such a brilliant director.

brilliant director

↓

Did you see his last film...

film

↓

"The Flower That Drank The Moon"?

drank flower moon

↓

It was glorious.

glorious

↓

Must have missed that one.

missed must

↓

Then again, what do I know? I like Laurel and Hardy movies.

hardy movies

↓

Really? I never really cared for those.

cared

↓

Why does the fat one always have to be so mean to the skinny one?

skinny

↓

- Hello? - Hey. It's me.

↓

- Oh, hi. - So, what happened?

happened

↓

Actually, it's still kind of happening.

↓

She's over here right now. I think it's going pretty well.

↓

- What? You're joking. - Yeah, so I better go.

joking

↓

It's not really the best time to talk, OK?

best

↓

What, are you going to have sex with her on your first date?

date

↓

Jesus! I'll talk to you later, OK? Bye.

jesus

↓

That was my mother.

mother

↓

Do you still want to do something tonight?

tonight

↓

What happened to Seymour?

happened seymour

↓

I can't believe this. He actually scored.

believe scored

↓

God, how repulsive.

repulsive

↓

So, should I come over?

↓

Actually, I was just about to go out with some friends.

friends

↓

What are you talking about? Who?

↓

Just some people from work.

↓

I don't believe you.

believe

↓

You said you were busy, so...

busy

↓

Look, I better get going.

↓

I guess I'll call you tomorrow.

tomorrow

↓

Boo!

↓

Please.

↓

Boy.

↓

So, where have you been?

↓

I've been looking all over for you.

looking

↓

I've been wandering the streets day and night...

night streets wandering

↓

trying to find you.

↓

Really?

↓

No. Joe told me where you are.

↓

But how come you never call me anymore?

anymore

↓

I'm sorry. I've just been really busy.

busy

↓

So, how are things going with...

↓

What's her name? Dana?

dana name

↓

Pretty well. Surprisingly, you know.

surprisingly

↓

It's good.

↓

What do you do together? ls she into your old records and stuff?

records stuff

↓

Yeah, sort of. I mean, she doesn't dislike that stuff.

dislike stuff

↓

Anyway, she's trying.

↓

Actually, we're supposed to go antique shopping...

antique shopping supposed

↓

for her apartment this afternoon.

afternoon apartment

↓

Sounds good.

sounds

↓

So, we should get together.

↓

I'll definitely give you a call this week or something.

week

↓

Are you trying to get rid of me?

↓

No, no, no. It's just that I...

↓

I should be going in a few minutes, and...

minutes

↓

Aren't you even going to ask how I'm doing?

↓

Sorry.

↓

So, how are you?

↓

I don't know. Good, I guess.

↓

Oh, hello. Guess I'm a little early.

early

↓

- This is Enid. - Hello.

enid

↓

It's great to finally meet you.

finally finally-meet meet

↓

So, how do you two know each other?

↓

I'm kind of surprised he hasn't mentioned me.

mentioned surprised

↓

- We're old friends. - Really?

friends

↓

Yeah. Very close.

close

↓

In fact, I was standing right next to him...

fact standing

↓

the first day you called.

called

↓

You know, if it wasn't for me...

↓

he would have never called you back.

called

↓

- Is that right? - I would have...

↓

Well, I've really got to get going...

↓

but I'll stop by and see you sometime, Seymour.

seymour sometime

↓

It really was great to meet you.

meet

↓

Now remember, the art show is this Saturday...

remember saturday

↓

7:30 p.m., sharp.

sharp

↓

Oh, and Justin.

justin

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

I'm gonna really miss all of you people.

miss

↓

I hope that each of you feels as if you'll be...

feels hope

↓

taking away something from this experience.

experience

↓

Thanks. So long, everyone.

thanks

↓

Enid, can I speak to you for a moment?

enid moment speak

↓

- Uh-oh. - Don't worry, it's nothing bad.

worry

↓

I got a call from a close friend of mine...

close friend

↓

at the Academy of Art and Design...

academy design

↓

and she tells me I'm allowed to place one student...

allowed place student tells

↓

from your graduating class for a full one-year scholarship...

class full scholarship

↓

and I took the liberty of submitting your name.

liberty name

↓

As far as I know it includes housing...

housing includes

↓

and meals and everything. It's really quite an offer.

meals offer

↓

Let me know as soon as you can, Enid.

enid

↓

This could be a really great thing for you.

↓

Pumpkin? Honey?

honey pumpkin

↓

I'm coming in.

coming

↓

Well, I have some good news.

news

↓

What is it now?

↓

Are you still looking for a job?

looking

↓

I guess.

↓

Maxine thinks she can get you a job at Computer Station.

computer maxine station thinks

↓

Normally, you have to have a lot of references....

normally references

↓

and at least two years of experience...

experience least years

↓

but she thinks she can convince them.

convince thinks

↓

Tell her to forget it. I don't need her help.

forget

↓

OK, that's...

↓

You know, if that's...

↓

If... Mm-hmm.

↓

Awful! Just awful!

awful

↓

I will take care of it, I promise you.

care promise

↓

I will handle it. Thank you.

handle

↓

Excuse me.

excuse

↓

I'm sorry, I need to speak with her for a second.

second speak

↓

- Well, enjoy the show. - Thank you.

enjoy

↓

Yes, what is it, Phyllis?

phyllis

↓

I am sorry...

↓

but you are simply going to have to remove that painting.

painting remove simply

↓

Several of the parents have complained about it already.

complained parents several

↓

Well, I will do no such thing.

↓

Then I'm going to go over there and take it down myself.

↓

I think we should give the artist a chance...

artist chance

↓

to talk with the parents about her intentions with this piece.

intentions parents piece

↓

We should be promoting discussion as a solution...

discussion solution

↓

instead of censorship.

↓

- Censorship? - Yes.

↓

Oh, that is such a big word for you, Roberta.

roberta word

↓

Excuse me.

excuse

↓

- Do not touch that... - OK, I have a solution.

solution touch

↓

Thank you, everyone, for your patience.

patience

↓

Margaret, have you seen Enid?

enid margaret seen

↓

- I don't think she's even here. - You're kidding.

kidding

↓

- All right. There we go. - Thank you very much.

↓

So... Excuse me.

excuse

↓

So there's this stupid art show I'm going to tonight...

stupid tonight

↓

and I want you to be my date.

date

↓

There's something I want to show you.

↓

Yeah, I... I don't think I should.

↓

Of course you should.

course

↓

I'm already a million hours late. Come on.

hours late million

↓

I better not.

↓

OK, well, forget the art show. Let's do something else, then.

forget

↓

I really wish I could, Enid, but...

enid wish

↓

Dana just got out of a really bad relationship...

dana relationship

↓

and I don't want her to have the wrong idea, you know?

idea

↓

Hey, what's happening?

↓

Where'd you get those pants?

pants whered

↓

They were a present from Dana.

dana present

↓

You like them? They a good fit?

↓

Yeah, whatever. I mean, what do I know about clothes?

clothes

↓

It's nice to have somebody do all the work for me.

somebody

↓

I'll just be in my room.

room

↓

What's her deal, anyway?

deal

↓

Did she actually tell you that you can't see me anymore?

anymore

↓

No. No, I mean...

↓

Not exactly. She just...

↓

She just doesn't understand how I would know someone like you.

↓

What does that mean, "someone like me"?

↓

Just someone so young.

young

↓

Don't worry. I won't bother you anymore.

anymore bother worry

↓

Do you remember me?

remember

↓

Sure. Sure.

↓

You're, like, the only person in this world I can count on...

count person world

↓

because, no matter what, I know you'll always be here.

matter

↓

Well, that's what you think.

↓

I'm leaving town.

leaving town

↓

Where are we? This is such a weird neighborhood.

neighborhood weird

↓

This is a totally normal, average neighborhood.

average neighborhood normal

↓

3128.

↓

- That must be it. - Great.

must

↓

What? What's wrong with it? It looks totally normal.

normal

↓

What? I said great.

↓

Yeah, I can tell you really love it.

love

↓

What am I supposed to say?

supposed

↓

"Gee, I can't wait to live in some depressing shit-hole...

depressing hole live

↓

"out in the middle of nowhere"?

middle

↓

You know, you hate every single place that we look at.

hate place single

↓

Why don't you just tell me you don't want to live with me?

live

↓

Because you'll totally freak out and act like a psycho about it.

freak psycho

↓

What?

↓

You're the psycho.

psycho

↓

You've totally ignored me ever since high school ended.

ended ignored school

↓

You're still living out some stupid seventh-grade fantasy!

fantasy grade living seventh seventh-grade stupid

↓

"Your own apartment."

apartment

↓

Fuck you.

fuck

↓

Have fun living with your dad for the rest of your life.

fun life living rest

↓

God. Fuck you, too.

fuck

↓

Pumpkin?

pumpkin

↓

Pumpkin?

pumpkin

↓

Honey?

honey

↓

What's wrong?

↓

Nothing.

↓

Because, honey, if something's wrong...

honey somethings

↓

I'd love it if we could talk about it.

love

↓

It's nothing. It's just some hormonal thing.

hormonal

↓

Don't worry about it.

worry

↓

OK, because I have some very, very important news...

news

↓

to talk about...

↓

and if you're not feeling well, we can do this some other time.

feeling

↓

What?

↓

Well, Maxine and I have been seeing a lot of each other.

maxine seeing

↓

And we were thinking it might be really best...

best might thinking

↓

for all of us if at the end of the summer...

summer

↓

she came here to live with us.

live

↓

We could really just see how we got along together...

along

↓

and see if this is...

↓

Is this your first death mask?

death mask

↓

All artists have to suffer.

artists suffer

↓

Just a minute.

minute

↓

I brought the application for the art academy.

academy application brought

↓

I just hope it's not too late.

hope late

↓

I am so sorry about what happened, Enid.

enid happened

↓

What do you mean?

↓

Well, the whole business with the art show...

business whole

↓

and the newspaper... it's just absolutely...

absolutely newspaper

↓

They're forcing me to give you...

forcing

↓

a non-passing grade in the class.

class grade passing

↓

Can't I still get a scholarship to the art academy?

academy scholarship

↓

- Well, I'm sorry, Enid... - Can you help me out here?

enid

↓

- I can't breath under this mask. - Excuse me.

breath excuse mask

↓

That's fine. Just breathe. Don't worry about it.

breathe worry

↓

Hey, what are you doing here?

↓

I needed to see you.

needed

↓

What's up?

↓

Can you at least let me in?

least

↓

Yeah, sure. Come on in.

↓

Look, I just need someone to be nice to me for five minutes...

five five-minutes minutes

↓

and then I swear I'll leave you alone, OK?

alone swear

↓

What's the matter?

matter

↓

Do you have anything to drink?

drink

↓

There might be some root beer.

beer might root root-beer

↓

- What's this? - That's Dana's.

↓

We're supposed to be saving it for our two-month anniversary.

anniversary month saving supposed

↓

You better not...

↓

I mean, you like me, right, Seymour?

seymour

↓

We're good friends, right?

friends

↓

Yeah, sure. Of course.

course

↓

What is this?

↓

Dana got it when we went shopping for antiques.

dana shopping

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She said it didn't go with her stuff...

stuff

↓

so she gave it to me.

↓

Said it would go better with my old-time thingamajigs.

↓

Jesus, how can you stand her?

jesus stand

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How come all that time I was trying to get you a date...

date

↓

you never asked me out?

asked

↓

You're a beautiful young girl.

girl young young-girl

↓

I couldn't imagine you'd have any interest in me...

imagine interest

↓

except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity.

cranky eccentric except

↓

At least you're not like every other stupid guy in the world.

least stupid world

↓

All they care about is guitars or sports.

care sports

↓

I hate sports.

hate sports

↓

Maybe I should just move in with you.

↓

I could do the cooking and dust your old records...

cooking dust records

↓

until I get a job.

↓

You know what my number one fantasy used to be?

fantasy number used

↓

What?

↓

I used to think about one day...

used

↓

just not telling anyone and going off to some random place.

place random telling

↓

And I'd just disappear...

disappear

↓

and they'd never see me again.

theyd

↓

Do you ever think about stuff like that?

stuff

↓

I guess I probably did when I was your age.

↓

You know what we should do?

↓

We should just get in your car right now and just drive off.

drive

↓

Just find some totally new place...

place

↓

and start a whole new life.

life start whole

↓

Fuck everybody.

everybody fuck

↓

I'm not in any good condition to drive.

condition drive

↓

I'm serious.

serious

↓

I'm just so sick of everybody.

everybody sick

↓

Why can't I just do what I want?

↓

What do you want?

↓

What do you want?

↓

Don't you like me?

↓

Boy, I never expected anything like this to happen.

expected happen

↓

Yeah, well, me, neither.

↓

You must know I always...

must

↓

Did you mean all that stuff about moving in with me?

moving stuff

↓

I was just thinking out loud.

loud thinking

↓

I mean, you've got this thing with Dana, and...

dana

↓

I'm not gonna let you fuck that up.

fuck

↓

Yeah, but I don't know, I just...

↓

I really need to get some sleep.

sleep

↓

Good night.

night

↓

Right. One second.

second

↓

- Sorry. Go ahead. - We're almost done.

ahead go-ahead

↓

Hi. Yeah. No, it's excluded.

↓

They've already paid the earnest money.

money paid

↓

Well, let's see if they bring it up...

bring

↓

if they notice it on the final walkthrough.

final notice

↓

Right.

↓

Great. Sounds good.

sounds

↓

- Yes! - We did it!

↓

- Great job. - Thank you.

↓

I'm proud of you. I'll catch you guys later.

catch proud

↓

I'm going to start the paperwork.

paperwork start

↓

- Congratulations. - Thank you. Have a seat.

congratulations seat

↓

So, what brings you down here?

brings

↓

I just really feel like I need to say something to you.

↓

I've never said this to anyone before.

↓

Believe me, I've...

believe

↓

I've stayed in horrible relationships for years...

horrible relationships stayed years

↓

just so I wouldn't have to do this.

↓

What are you trying to say?

↓

Maybe it's not such a good idea that we keep going out.

idea

↓

It's Enid. Leave a message.

enid message

↓

Seymour, here.

seymour

↓

I really want to talk to you.

↓

I've been thinking about what you said...

thinking

↓

about moving in here, and...

moving

↓

Yeah, so just...

↓

give me a call when you get a chance.

chance

↓

OK. Thanks. Bye.

thanks

↓

Look, I'm really sorry about the other day.

↓

I don't know what's wrong with me.

↓

I really do want to move in with you.

↓

Look, I don't know.

↓

I was thinking maybe I should just live alone, you know?

alone live live-alone thinking

↓

I've decided to rent that place that we looked at...

decided looked place rent

↓

and I start moving in next week.

moving start week

↓

Please let me come with you. Please.

↓

Look, I don't know. I don't think it's such a good idea.

idea

↓

Of course it's a good idea. It's our plan.

course idea plan

↓

Yeah, but how are you going to pay rent and everything?

rent

↓

You don't even have a job.

↓

I'll get a job tomorrow. I promise.

promise tomorrow

↓

Maxine said she could get me a job at Computer Station.

computer maxine station

↓

Please, Becca.

becca

↓

Tonight, I have a very special partner...

partner special tonight

↓

one who is a performance artist...

artist performance

↓

in sign language for the deaf.

deaf language sign sign-language

↓

Please welcome to the stage...

stage welcome

↓

Well, here's where the fun never stops.

fun stops

↓

She could at least have the decency to call me back.

decency least

↓

Wasted time, trying to logically figure out the female brain.

brain female figure logically wasted

↓

That's for sure.

↓

Maybe she got another boyfriend.

another boyfriend

↓

Yeah, well, thanks for cheering me up.

cheering thanks

↓

Oh, God.

↓

It's Enid. Leave a message.

enid message

↓

Oh, come on.

↓

Hey, look at it this way...

↓

at least things can't get any worse.

least worse

↓

Seymour! Just the man I want to see.

seymour

↓

Step in here for a minute.

minute step

↓

Have a seat.

seat

↓

What can you tell me about this, Seymour?

seymour

↓

So, what do you think?

↓

It's fine.

↓

- Where's all your stuff? - There.

stuff

↓

That's all you're bringing?

bringing

↓

No. I'm gonna pack up the rest tonight.

pack rest tonight

↓

I'll bring it over sometime tomorrow.

bring sometime tomorrow

↓

What time?

↓

I don't know. Noon?

noon

↓

All right, cool. Just make sure you're here by then...

cool

↓

because we got a lot of stuff to do.

stuff

↓

Oh, wait.

↓

I got to show you this. It's really cool.

cool

↓

Isn't it great?

↓

A smile is something special

smile special

↓

A ribbon is something rare

rare ribbon

↓

So I'll be special, and I'll be rare

rare special

↓

With a smile and a ribbon in my hair

hair ribbon smile

↓

To be a girl they notice

girl notice

↓

Takes more than a fancy dress

dress fancy takes

↓

So I'll be special, and I'll be rare

rare special

↓

I'll be something beyond compare

beyond compare

↓

I'll be noticed because I'll wear

noticed wear

↓

A smile and a ribbon in my hair

hair ribbon smile

↓

What's wrong with you, retard? It's 3:30.

retard

↓

Oh, hi. Enid's stepmother told me that she'd be here.

shed

↓

She's not at home?

home

↓

No, they told me that she'd be here.

shed

↓

Well, where the fuck is she?

fuck

↓

She was supposed to be here three hours ago.

hours supposed three three-hours

↓

Do you mind if I wait? I really need to talk to her.

mind

↓

Are you sure she wasn't there?

↓

I mean, maybe she was just hiding from you or something.

hiding

↓

Why would she be hiding from me?

hiding

↓

I don't know.

↓

Where is she, then?

↓

Maybe she's with Josh?

josh

↓

Josh? Why would she be with Josh?

josh

↓

I really don't know enough about it to...

↓

But why did you say that she was hiding from me?

hiding

↓

Did she say anything to you about me?

↓

Yeah. She thinks you're a dork.

dork thinks

↓

She said that?

↓

What do you expect? I mean, considering how we met you...

considering expect

↓

What do you mean?

↓

She didn't tell you about that?

↓

What are you talking about?

↓

On that pathetic fake blind date?

blind blind-date date fake pathetic

↓

What fake blind date? What are you talking about?

blind blind-date date fake

↓

Here.

↓

Look.

↓

Did you have a good laugh at my expense?

expense laugh

↓

What do you mean?

↓

Do you think that's funny?

funny

↓

Here, is that funny?

funny

↓

I'll show you something funny.

funny

↓

- Hey. Damn it. Come on. - Get...

↓

Not so cool now, are you, good-looking boy?

cool looking

↓

- What's going on? - Call the cops, man.

cops

↓

- Citizen's arrest. - You!

arrest citizens

↓

Call the cops!

cops

↓

Get the hell out of my store!

store

↓

All right. Hey, no need to get violent.

violent

↓

I'm outta here.

outta

↓

Are you OK?

↓

You seem a little stoned. What are you on?

stoned

↓

High on life.

life

↓

Look, Seymour, I came by to tell you...

seymour

↓

how really, really sorry I am about everything.

↓

I know you probably totally hate me.

hate

↓

You don't have to say...

↓

Please. Don't say anything.

↓

I know I'm a total disappointment to everyone.

disappointment total

↓

I just quit my job this morning...

morning quit

↓

and then I had a fight with Becky...

becky fight

↓

because I told her I wasn't going to move in with her...

↓

and she really just wants to kill me.

kill wants

↓

And there is just no way to explain how I feel.

explain

↓

I don't...

↓

I guess I'll just have to figure myself out.

figure

↓

Enid, I'm not mad at you.

enid

↓

I know I'm just a dork.

dork

↓

Seymour, you are not a dork.

dork seymour

↓

Sure I am.

↓

You are such a stupid idiot.

idiot stupid stupid-idiot

↓

Did you even look through the rest of the book?

book rest

↓

See?

↓

You're like... my hero.

hero

↓

Thanks for waiting.

thanks waiting

↓

Is he going to be OK?

↓

I think he'll be fine.

↓

What are you going to do now?

↓

I'm not sure.

↓

I'd better get going. I'm going to be late for work.

late

↓

Call me, OK?

↓

I have to admit things are starting to look up for me...

admit starting

↓

since my life turned to shit.

life turned

↓

Remember what I said when we first started?

remember started

↓

This little break-up might be...

break might

↓

the very best thing that ever happened to you.

best happened

↓

I think I'm ready to get back to my old life.

life ready

↓

You think that's too soon?

↓

Why don't we start with that next week?

start week

↓

Thank you.

↓

Don't thank me.

↓

You're doing all the work.

↓

- Is he done? - Yes.

↓

Seymour, did you have a chance...

chance seymour

↓

to think about what you might want for dinner while you were in here?

dinner might

↓

No, I haven't.

↓

Maybe we could discuss it in the car.

discuss

↓

Did you want mashed potatoes?

mashed mashed-potatoes potatoes

↓

See you next week.

week

↓

Not so funny now, tough guy, are you, huh?

funny tough

↓

Motherfuckers!

motherfuckers