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- Sure, Stan from the carpet store.
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- Big Stan the Carpet Guy.
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- Big Stan the Carpet Man.
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Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse.
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I've named all the stains on the carpet. [giggles]
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And? Then I drop a little wine on the carpet,
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out the red carpet for, what was it, 31?
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He's absolutely carpet-bombed my bathroom. And my carpet.
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Looks like he's fused to the carpet.
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Now that I've finished the carpet,
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in the carpet with my new Norelco!
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Vinyl, suede, ultrasuede, even carpet.
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BUT, HEY, AT LEAST THEY KNOW NOT TO PISS ON YOUR CARPET, RIGHT?
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Have you talked to my father about the Carpet Store?
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Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy.
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you went back to work at the carpet store? Boo!
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I never go back to the carpet store.
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Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker.
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IT IS RANDOM DEBRIS. I FOUND IT IN MY CARPET.
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A kitchenette you say, such red carpet treatment.
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Did you have to make mushy garbage science on the living room carpet?
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-I think we both understand how this works. It's like when my dog Baxter goes winkle on the carpet.
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-I think we both understand how this works. It's like when my dog Baxter goes winkle on the carpet.
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and our boys learn how to lick carpet.
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you have to lick carpet! - Really?
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I've been licking this carpet for three hours
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Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?
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You better roll out the red carpet for them,
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Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet,
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TV REPORTER: ...the red carpet outside of Vought headquarters,
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