#carpet — Tags

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Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse.

carpet corpse flesh

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I've named all the stains on the carpet. [giggles]

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And? Then I drop a little wine on the carpet,

carpet drop wine

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out the red carpet for, what was it, 31?

carpet

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He's absolutely carpet-bombed my bathroom. And my carpet.

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Looks like he's fused to the carpet.

carpet fused

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-I think we both understand how this works. It's like when my dog Baxter goes winkle on the carpet.

baxter carpet works

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-I think we both understand how this works. It's like when my dog Baxter goes winkle on the carpet.

baxter carpet works

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and our boys learn how to lick carpet.

boys carpet learn lick

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you have to lick carpet! - Really?

carpet lick

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I've been licking this carpet for three hours

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Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

carpet somebody walking

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You better roll out the red carpet for them,

carpet roll

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Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet,

carpet roll

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TV REPORTER: ...the red carpet outside of Vought headquarters,