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KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BUSINESS IN "ALIEN INVASION TOMATO MONSTER
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is an orgasm, which is light and playful,
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- Yeah.
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- We're gonna win this war. - Oh, hell yeah.
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a border collie's jizz in it for all I know.
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Drive the car, damn it! Drive!
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I'm the only one who knows how.
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Let go of me, you little bitch!
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I mean, right? She was a lesbian.
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and get you some mint chocolate chip ice cream.
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Ow! Okay.
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Are you finished? Yes. So, let's go.
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over these Labubus.
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Get a van. Dennis?
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It has one view, and it says it was uploaded at 6:00 a.m. this morning.
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I will say that.
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It's just that whenever I start to talk about Elaine,
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-What the hell? Did you just throw something out into the hall?
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Hey, guys, I just had a thought. Okay, so this is it, right?
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After being virally ambushed
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It's a baby boy.
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No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.
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OK, SHE'S GONE.
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Well, I came to tell you the truth about my death.
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I found the latest issue
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- And while that is all very
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- because I love this guy. I love him. - Oh, yeah.
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- What happened? - Um, just, you know, Obamacare.
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I never statutory raped anyone before.
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But the bit where they were here was happy, wasn't it?
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Now, my good gentleman, what says you of my fine furs here?
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Inaugural podcast.
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Yeah, it's, uh...
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By Friday, we're gonna clone a whole human being.
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that you must know a lot of drug addicts.
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awoke to find an original Banksy drawn onto his face.
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Then Mort helped me put up the sleeping porch just last summer.
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That's pesca-pescatarian.
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Now, I am going to tell you a story about my life,
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How in the world did you get ahold of one of these?
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What's doing that?
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until she packed a bag and went to her mom's for the week.
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Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes.
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Does she laugh at anything?
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Oh. No, I actually hate weed.
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at your valedictory speech, I'd be happy to.
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uhh--
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I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO EAT THE REST OF THE EVENING.
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