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Season 1, Episode 1 — Dude, Where's My Car! (2000)
What's up?
#1
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- Animal Planet.
#2
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Man, I just had the craziest dream.
#3
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- About what? - I don't remember.
#4
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- Yeah. Yeah. - I hate that.
#5
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- Chimpanzees are... - Morning, guys.
#6
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Morning, Gene.
#7
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What did we do last night?
#8
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I don't know. Wait.
#9
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- Didn't the twins have a party? - Yeah, that's it.
#10
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- The twins had a party. Right. - Right.
#11
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Were we there?
#12
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I'm assuming we were. What kind of boyfriends would we be if we weren't?
#13
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Did I get any messages?
#14
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Nope.
#15
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See you tomorrow, Gene.
#16
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Shibby.
#17
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- How do you know Gene? - Huh?
#18
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Oh, I thought he was your friend.
#19
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No, no. I don't know him.
#20
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- Chimpanzees are lively... - I'm starving!
#21
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It's... pudding.
#22
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I always wondered what a fridge full of pudding would look like.
#23
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Is it possible that we got so wasted last night...
#24
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that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it?
#25
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I'd say it's entirely possible.
#26
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Jesse and Chester are shibby at the moment.
#27
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Please leave your shibby at the beep. Shibby!
#28
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What happened to you guys last night?
#29
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You show up with a bunch of people, pizzas and a keg, and now our house is trashed.
#30
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You guys are sucky boyfriends. You're always disappointing us.
#31
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And now you're probably just sitting on the couch in your underwear...
#32
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- Playing stupid thumb wars... - Wearing those ridiculous army helmets...
#33
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And if you are, you've probably forgotten our anniversary.
#34
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Which is today.
#35
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That means you don't get the special treats we had in store for you.
#36
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We just wanted to call and thank you guys for trashing our house.
#37
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- Bye! - Twins sound pissed, dude.
#38
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- Good thing we already bought them gifts. - Yeah.
#39
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So...
#40
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where are the gifts?
#41
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- They must be in your car. - Right, they're in the car.
#42
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So we'll just take the gifts over to the twins' house and get our special treats.
#43
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What do you think they mean by "special treats"?
#44
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We've been going out with the twins for a year now, and we still haven't had sex.
#45
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"Special treats" is code for sex.
#46
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Of course!
#47
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- Special treats. - Sex.
#48
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Open up, you two slackers! Mr. Pizzacoli.
#49
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You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered...
#50
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- and I want some answers! - Uh-oh.
#51
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- Open up this damn door! - It's open!
#52
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One of them's smushed.
#53
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- Hey. - Hey.
#54
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Mr. Pizzacoli! Hi!
#55
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- How you doin'? - Thirty pizzas didn't get delivered last night!
#56
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If I ever found out you was taking my pizza home for your own eatin' pleasure...
#57
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I will crush you like a doodlebug!
#58
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- Look! It's an elephant! - What?
#59
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I guess it was the mailman.
#60
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You two are the most irresponsible...
#61
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not to mention disappointing, employees ever to work...
#62
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at Mr. Pizzacoli's Pronto Pizza Delivery!
#63
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Why, a trained dolphin could do a better job than you!
#64
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Well, sure, but then the pizzas would get all wet.
#65
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Look, a unicorn!
#66
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A unicorn?
#67
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Sorry. I guess it was just a regular horse. Weird.
#68
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I know you've been embezzling my pizza...
#69
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and I will catch you eventually.
#70
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And when I do, I swear to God you will never...
#71
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deliver pizzas in this town again!
#72
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Close one. Yeah.
#73
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We'll go to the twins' house. We'll give them their anniversary gifts.
#74
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And then we'll apologize for trashing their house. Then we get our special treats.
#75
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- Dude, where's my car? - Where's your car, dude?
#76
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Dude, where's my car?
#77
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- Where's your car, dude? - Dude, where's my car?
#78
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Where's your car, dude?
#79
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- Did I drive last night? - Yeah, I think so.
#80
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- Really? - I'm not sure.
#81
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Dude, where's your car?
#82
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Dude, it's not funny, dude. The car is gone.
#83
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- Yeah. - Dude, where's my car?
#84
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- Shut up, dude! - Look...
#85
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Okay. Look. You're right. I know what we need to do.
#86
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We need to get back into the state of mind that we were in last night.
#87
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- That way, we could retrace our steps. - Yeah.
#88
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Sense memory, simulated perception, altered-consciousness memory retrieval.
#89
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- Discovery Channel. - Nice. Nelson's?
#90
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- Shibby. - Yeah.
#91
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- I'm sick of walking, dude. - Me too.
#92
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Hey, it's Mrs. Crabbleman. She'll give us a ride.
#93
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Hey, Mrs. Crabbleman!
#94
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Hey! Hey!
#95
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Mrs. Crabbleman.
#96
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Fuckin' stoners.
#97
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She must not have recognized you. Hey, it's the Binglemans.
#98
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- Oh, hey. - Mr. Bingleman!
#99
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Hey. Mr. Bingleman.
#100
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- Maybe we should just walk. - Yeah.
#101
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Listen, Nelson, the car is gone, and we need to do...
#102
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this little sense memory thing...
#103
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so we can get back into the state of mind we were in last night.
#104
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Deep in your consciousness you must look.
#105
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Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must.
#106
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Aha! Your eyes you must close.
#107
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Then you take it to the mo.
#108
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M... Mo!
#109
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- Mo! - Oops.
#110
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Concentrating you're not, dudes.
#111
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Sorry.
#112
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- Is your dog dead? - He's not dead.
#113
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Come here, Jackyl. Come here, boy.
#114
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- I don't think he's comin'. - Maybe he's deaf, dude.
#115
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Deaf he is not, dude. Come here, Jackyl. Come here, Jackyl.
#116
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Does he know any other tricks besides not moving?
#117
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Man. All right. You wanna see a trick, man?
#118
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Hey, Jackyl.
#119
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Yeah. Bite down, killer.
#120
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Here comes the fun. All right.
#121
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Aw, good boy, Jackyl. Good boy.
#122
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Breathe deep.
#123
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There you go.
#124
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- Dude, your dog's a stoner. - Can he also bong a beer?
#125
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- Pretty much all he does is lie around and smoke his pipe.
#126
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- Jackyl, can I see your pipe? - No, don't...
#127
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Very protective he is of his pipe.
#128
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When other people touch it, he does not like.
#129
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Sorry, Jackyl.
#130
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Yeah. See, he's sorry.
#131
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- Holy crap. - That's one psycho dog, dude.
#132
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- Yeah. You know what we should do now? -Eat?
#133
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No, eat.
#134
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Ah. Choice excellent, my friend. I'll get the keys.
#135
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Hey, Nelson, let me order.
#136
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Chinese Foooood. May I help you?
#137
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- I'd like to place an order. - What you like?
#138
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- Yeah, I'd like, uh, three orders of garlic chicken. - And then?
#139
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- And then three orders of white rice. - And then?
#140
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And then...
#141
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- Oh, hey, you guys want soup? - Sure.
#142
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Yeah, three orders of wonton soup.
#143
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- And then? - Oh, some fortune cookies too.
#144
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- And then? - Uh... actually, I think that's about it.
#145
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And then?
#146
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No, that's it.
#147
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No, that's it.
#147
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- And then? - No "and then." That's all I want.
#148
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- And then? - No "and then." That's all I want.
#148
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And then?
#149
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And then?
#149
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And then... And then, um...
#150
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And then... And then, um...
#150
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And then nothin' else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?
#151
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And then nothin' else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?
#151
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And then?
#152
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And then?
#152
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Uh, no, no. See, all I want...
#153
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Uh, no, no. See, all I want...
#153
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is the three orders of the garlic chicken and the three orders of rice.
#154
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is the three orders of the garlic chicken and the three orders of rice.
#154
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- And then? - And the soup, dude.
#155
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- And then? - And the soup, dude.
#155
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Oh, and the wonton soup.
#156
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Oh, and the wonton soup.
#156
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- And then? - And the cookies fortune.
#157
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- And then? - And the cookies fortune.
#157
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And the fortune cookies, yeah.
#158
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And the fortune cookies, yeah.
#158
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So, it's just the, uh... it's the chicken...
#159
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So, it's just the, uh... it's the chicken...
#159
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the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies, and that's it.
#160
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the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies, and that's it.
#160
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And then?
#161
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And then?
#161
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And then, uh, you could put it in a brown paper bag...
#162
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And then, uh, you could put it in a brown paper bag...
#162
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and put it in my hand 'cause I'm ready to eat.
#163
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and put it in my hand 'cause I'm ready to eat.
#163
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And then?
#164
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And then?
#164
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Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games.
#165
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Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games.
#165
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- And then? - No! No "and then"!
#166
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- And then? - No! No "and then"!
#166
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- And then? And then? - No "and then"!
#167
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- And then? And then? - No "and then"!
#167
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- No "and then"! - And then? - No "and then"!
#168
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- And then? And then? - No "and then"!
#169
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- No! No "and then." - And theeennnn?
#170
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- You know, you're really starting to piss me off, lady. - And then?
#171
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And then... I'm gonna come in there...
#172
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and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass...
#173
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if you say "and then" again!
#174
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- And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then...
#175
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And then?
#176
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Come on, Nelson. Just help us find my car!
#177
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You know, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box.
#178
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Well, I'm not the one that called the Dalai Lama a fag.
#179
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- I was just kidding around. - Well, Nelson didn't appreciate it, okay?
#180
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Look. It's Christie Boner.
#181
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Wow! The hottest of the hot.
#182
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El fuego of all that is el fuego.
#183
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Did she just wave at us?
#184
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No way. She would never wave at us.
#185
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Then why did she just wave at us?
#186
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I don't know. Maybe she thinks we're other people...
#187
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people she waves to.
#188
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- Hi, Chester. - Hi.
#189
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Hi, Jesse. I had a really good time with you last night.
#190
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Uh... me too.
#191
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- That was some crazy party, huh? - Hey, have you seen my car?
#192
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Well, I saw it last night.
#193
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I mean, I saw the back seat.
#194
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Oh, I'm talking about the whole thing.
#195
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Why don't you just buy another one with all the money you were throwin' around?
#196
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- Money? - Don't you remember you had that suitcase full of money?
#197
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A suitcase full of money?
#198
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Don't you remember giving me $500...
#199
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to show you my hoo-hoos?
#200
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Five hundred dollars?
#201
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- Hoo-hoos? - You mean...
#202
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you don't remember anything?
#203
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- How about now? - No.
#204
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How about now?
#205
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I'm a little bit fuzzy too. Maybe if I could get...
#206
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a little refresher course here.
#207
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All right.
#208
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- Are these losers bothering you, Christie? - No, Tommy.
#209
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Guys like you could never score with a chick like this.
#210
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- Stick to your own kind. - Why do you have to be such a jerk?
#211
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Next time I catch you guys bothering my girlfriend, stoner-bashing time.
#212
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- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
#213
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Okay.
#214
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Consider this your warning.
#215
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Later, dudes!
#216
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Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo.
#217
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Low five.
#218
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Let's get out of here.
#219
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Chester!
#220
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That Christie Boner is superhot.
#221
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Where did we get a suitcase full of money, man? And why don't we have it now?
#222
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Maybe we deposited it in a Swiss bank account.
#223
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Now, if we had a ridiculous sum of money, where would we go?
#224
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Dude.
#225
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Sweet.
#226
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No way we were here last night.
#227
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We'd never fit in at a place like this.
#228
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Look, everyone. It's Mr. Jesse and Mr. Chester.
#229
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Look at the tuggles on that kitten.
#230
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Good afternoon, Jesse, Chester. How are we feeling today?
#231
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A little fuzzy.
#232
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Hi, Chester. Hi, Jesse.
#233
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Did you guys enjoy yourselves last night?
#234
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Uh... have we met?
#235
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It's me... Tania. Remember last night...
#236
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that superspecial, slippery...
#237
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wet lap dance?
#238
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Uh... of course. How can I forget?
#239
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You want to do it again?
#240
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This time, it's on me.
#241
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Uh... if you say so.
#242
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Didn't I get some sort of special lap dance?
#243
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Did you ever.
#244
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Sweet!
#245
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Sweet!
#246
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So...
#247
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just how superspecial can a slippery lap dance be?
#248
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What the hell were you thinking, throwing my money around?
#249
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- That wasn't part of the plan. - You're a...
#250
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I'm a gender-challenged male.
#251
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What does that mean?
#252
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Oh, dude, you're a dude! That's...
#253
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Ah... You...
#254
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It's...
#255
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Last night, I had the two of you sneak a suitcase of stolen money out of the club.
#256
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- Stolen money? I... - $200,000.
#257
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- $200,000? - I gave you the suitcase and left.
#258
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You guys were supposed to meet me, but you never showed up.
#259
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Where's that suitcase?
#260
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- I don't know. - You don't know?
#261
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Where's that suitcase?
#262
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- It's... in my car. - Then get it, fast...
#263
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or else you'll be singing soprano.
#264
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Dude. Dude, dude!
#265
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- We gotta go. - What, are you crazy?
#266
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I'm surrounded by break-dancing strippers.
#267
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Seriously, dude, this is an emergency.
#268
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So is this, dude. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency.
#269
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- Bye! - Bye!
#270
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- Bye, Chester! - I love you!
#271
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Apparently, we were supposed to meet her with the suitcase...
#272
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and we just didn't show up.
#273
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- Sounds like us. How wasted were we last night? - Aw, man.
#274
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Well, I touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo;
#275
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we're on the hook for $200,000 that belongs to a transsexual stripper;
#276
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and my car is gone.
#277
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- I'd say we were pretty wasted. - Dude, we really need to find your car.
#278
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Okay, let's see. The last place we remember being last night was...
#279
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The twins. But we can't show up without the anniversary gifts.
#280
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I got it. We'll just get 'em a little something for now.
#281
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And then when we find the car, we'll give 'em the real gifts.
#282
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Got a dollar... what do you got... thirty-nine.
#283
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- I don't know. - Trust me.
#284
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- It's gonna be totally cool. - Okay.
#285
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We are so dead.
#286
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I roger that.
#287
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We've been cleaning all morning. What do you guys have to say for yourselves?
#288
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Happy anniversary!
#289
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Huh?
#290
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We ate all the dark ones 'cause we know you guys don't like those.
#291
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Dark ones are the only ones we do like.
#292
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Oh, yeah.
#293
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But y-y-you... you could use the box to keep...
#294
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You'd keep... ribbons.
#295
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You guys forgot our anniversary, didn't you?
#296
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Of course not, no. We got you guys great gifts. We just had some car trouble.
#297
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Yeah. But we came over here as soon as we could to help you clean up, but...
#298
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Oh, no. It looks like you're already done.
#299
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All we have to do is take out the trash.
#300
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Guess they haven't been outside yet. Oh.
#301
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You know what? We'll take out the trash. You guys take a nice, hot bath.
#302
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Yeah. You deserve it after all this hard work. Go ahead and pamper yourselves.
#303
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Just don't make a mess.
#304
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- Slow and steady, good buddy. - Ten-four.
#305
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- You're tilting. Why are you tilting? - Sorry.
#306
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- You gave me the heavy end. - Wait.
#307
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- Let it go, man. - No, we can get it.
#308
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No. Let it go.
#309
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We're not leaving it behind.
#310
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Okay.
#311
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I'll take my shoe off. Okay.
#312
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
#313
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Watch it. Stop pushing! Watch it!
#314
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- Are we cool? Are we cool? - We're still cool.
#315
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Now, take your shoe off, and you get it.
#316
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- Okay. - Get it. That's it. That's it, that's it.
#317
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I got it! I got it!
#318
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Oh, my God!
#319
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Aah!
#320
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You guys can't do anything right.
#321
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Why do you have to mess everything up?
#322
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Oh!
#323
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I got three words: anger management.
#324
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Yeah! Dude, we really need to find your car.
#325
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Hey!
#326
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Ow!
#327
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Hey. Sorry about yanking you off the street like that, but we really need to talk to you.
#328
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- Who are you guys? - My name is Zarnoff.
#329
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This is Zabu, Zellnor...
#330
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Zelbor, Zelmina and, uh, Jeff.
#331
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Hey.
#332
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To answer your question more specifically...
#333
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we are the recipients of instructions from extraterrestrials...
#334
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regarding the interstellar path to outer space.
#335
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Oh.
#336
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Go ahead and laugh. We are used to being mocked.
#337
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Okay.
#338
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We have been sent by our wise and powerful leader...
#339
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- Zoltan. - To find you...
#340
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and recover the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#341
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Hey... have you guys ever been to Uranus?
#342
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Yeah, it's supposed to be really nice this time of year.
#343
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This is important. We intercepted an interstellar message...
#344
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that leads us to believe that last night you were in possession...
#345
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of the Continuum Transfunctioner. Where is it now?
#346
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- The who, what? - The Continuum Transfunctioner...
#347
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is a very mysterious and powerful device.
#348
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- And? - And its mystery...
#349
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is exceeded only by its power.
#350
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I'm sorry, but we don't remember a thing about last night.
#351
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You must be careful.
#352
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Danger follows the Continuum Transfunctioner. So says...
#353
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- Zoltan. - Zoltan.
#354
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I'll tell you what. You know, we'll keep our eyes out...
#355
⇓
for the Continual Trans-ding-a-ling thing...
#356
⇓
and if we see it, we'll give you a call.
#357
⇓
You must. But remember, you are in great danger. Trust no one.
#358
⇓
- Except for us. - Oh, yes.
#359
⇓
Thank you, Jeff. Good point. Trust no one, except for us.
#360
⇓
Zoltan.
#361
⇓
Wait a second. Let's recap.
#362
⇓
Last night, we lost my car; we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper;
#363
⇓
and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce.
#364
⇓
I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we should cut back on the shibbyin'.
#365
⇓
Thanks, dude.
#366
⇓
Oh, good!
#367
⇓
- You're right on time. You pick up special suits. - Huh?
#368
⇓
Mr. Lee, tailor, make special suits for you.
#369
⇓
Come on!
#370
⇓
Ohh! Dude, you got a tattoo!
#371
⇓
What? So do you, dude!
#372
⇓
No!
#373
⇓
- Dude, what does my tattoo say? - "Sweet"!
#374
⇓
- What about mine? - "Dude." What does mine say?
#375
⇓
- "Sweet." What about mine? - "Dude." What does mine say?
#376
⇓
- "Sweet." What about mine? - "Dude." What does mine say?
#377
⇓
- "Sweet." What about mine? - "Dude." What does mine say?
#378
⇓
"Sweet"! What about mine?
#379
⇓
"Dude." What does mine say?
#380
⇓
Sweeeet-ah! What about mine?
#381
⇓
Duuude-ah! What does mine say?
#382
⇓
Sweeeet! I've had it.
#383
⇓
Idiots!
#384
⇓
Your tattoo says "dude." Your tattoo says "sweet."
#385
⇓
- Got it? - Oh.
#386
⇓
- Ai-yah! - Sorry.
#387
⇓
Hey...
#388
⇓
Sorry. Sorry.
#389
⇓
- Shibby! - Very sharp. Very sharp.
#390
⇓
You two number one, extra-special, very good-looking guys.
#391
⇓
- We bought these last night? - Yeah.
#392
⇓
You were pretty... last night.
#393
⇓
- How much are these? - You already paid for.
#394
⇓
I just do some minor alterations... you know, add the secret pockets you order.
#395
⇓
Hey, maybe we got the Continual Trans-sphincter. What's...
#396
⇓
Oh, dude!
#397
⇓
Dude!
#398
⇓
Sweet!
#399
⇓
- Cool. - Excuse me, but how did we pay for these suits?
#400
⇓
You pay cash. Cold, hard cash.
#401
⇓
Crispy, new hundred dollar bills.
#402
⇓
You didn't, by chance, see what car we were driving, did you?
#403
⇓
Me? No, I don't see no car.
#404
⇓
Hello.
#405
⇓
Dude, we bought cell phones.
#406
⇓
That's not all we bought, dude.
#407
⇓
Shibby!
#408
⇓
Man, I cannot believe we leased a car last night. God!
#409
⇓
- But who's Johnny Potsmoker? - That's my alter ego.
#410
⇓
- Wait. No, I thought that was my alter ego. - No!
#411
⇓
That's my alter ego. Your alter ego is Smokey McPot.
#412
⇓
Oh, yeah.
#413
⇓
- Dude, you're never gonna figure that thing out.
#414
⇓
Okay, dude. There it is. Break time's over.
#415
⇓
Time to find my car.
#416
⇓
This is impossible.
#417
⇓
Are you Jesse and Chester?
#418
⇓
- Huh? - Are you Jesse and Chester?
#419
⇓
Uh... I don't know. Why?
#420
⇓
If you are Jesse and Chester, perhaps we will give you erotic pleasure.
#421
⇓
- That's us. - Right here.
#422
⇓
- We are looking for the Continuum Transfunctioner. - Who are you guys?
#423
⇓
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
#424
⇓
She's totally right.
#425
⇓
The Continuum Transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device.
#426
⇓
- And? - And its mystery is only exceeded by its power.
#427
⇓
Well, that doesn't really help.
#428
⇓
We will give you pleasure now if you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#429
⇓
Let me get your proposition straight.
#430
⇓
First, you give us the... pleasure...
#431
⇓
then we give you the Continuum Transfunctioner?
#432
⇓
No. First, you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner...
#433
⇓
then we give you the pleasure.
#434
⇓
I've heard that one before.
#435
⇓
Look. How about this?
#436
⇓
You give me pleasure...
#437
⇓
then we'll give you the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#438
⇓
- Then, if there’s time, you could take care of my friend. - Deal.
#439
⇓
- Sweet! Oh, thank you. - Will you wait a second, please?
#440
⇓
Come here. Dude, those space nerds told us not to trust anybody.
#441
⇓
Yeah. But, for the love of God, they're offering us oral pleasure.
#442
⇓
Wh...
#443
⇓
Okay.
#444
⇓
Hey, where did the hot chicks go?
#445
⇓
Where's my money, boys?
#446
⇓
Uh, we were just going to get it.
#447
⇓
You guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to screw with.
#448
⇓
- You're pinching me. - Ha!
#449
⇓
Let's see what the cops have to say about this, huh?
#450
⇓
You're busted.
#451
⇓
Busted! B-U-S-T.
#452
⇓
Busted!
#453
⇓
What the... Chester!
#454
⇓
I saw this on Cops! Hit hard and hit back!
#455
⇓
- Bye-bye, boys. - Can you put on the siren?
#456
⇓
So, you're sticking to the "I don't remember" crap?
#457
⇓
Yeah. We don't remember.
#458
⇓
Last night, your car was spotted leaving the scene of a major drug deal.
#459
⇓
Wait. You found my car?
#460
⇓
Believe me, you guys got more important things to worry about right now.
#461
⇓
Where were you between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a.m. last night?
#462
⇓
I told you. Okay, we... we don't remember anything.
#463
⇓
I see we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
#464
⇓
Where were you last night between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a.m.?
#465
⇓
We... We don't know.
#466
⇓
What the...
#467
⇓
- Now do you remember? - No.
#468
⇓
- How about now? - No.
#469
⇓
Hey! Leave him alone! He doesn't know anything!
#470
⇓
- Now are you ready to talk? - Dude, we don't remember.
#471
⇓
Okay. Here are the whips you guys wanted.
#472
⇓
Hey.
#473
⇓
- It's the doughnut guys. - Huh?
#474
⇓
These two were at the Frenchy Donut House last night when me and Louie came in.
#475
⇓
We started talkin', and they ended up buying doughnuts for the whole precinct.
#476
⇓
Oh. What time did all this happen?
#477
⇓
Uh, let's see. Must've been between midnight and 2:00 a.m.
#478
⇓
Damn! You can't be the guys we're looking for. Sorry.
#479
⇓
Hang in there, bro.
#480
⇓
Come on, Kojak. Moron.
#481
⇓
Listen, I'm really sorry about all this.
#482
⇓
Looks like it was a case of mistaken identity.
#483
⇓
Actually, those are the real criminals over there.
#484
⇓
One of our officers made the wrong identification.
#485
⇓
Yeah. Uh, that... I'm... That was me. I'm sorry about that one, fellas.
#486
⇓
Rick here will tell you exactly where your car is.
#487
⇓
- We found the car. - We found the car.
#488
⇓
We found the car!
#489
⇓
Now we get the anniversary gifts, go to the twins' house and get our "special treats."
#490
⇓
Sweet! All right, Rick, give us the keys, and we're outta here.
#491
⇓
You got it.
#492
⇓
Oh, boy.
#493
⇓
- Oh, boy. - What's the problem, Rick?
#494
⇓
Nothin'. I just, uh... Boy. Okay. Geez.
#495
⇓
Ah, la-la, mm. Okay.
#496
⇓
Did you guys say you wanted your car back or you wanted it impounded?
#497
⇓
- Uh... we want the car back, please. - Oh, I see.
#498
⇓
That's kind of funny because what happened was...
#499
⇓
I accidentally sent y-your car, uh, to the impound.
#500
⇓
- Rick. - I know. Uh, I can definitely tell you this:
#501
⇓
that you guys can get the car back in a couple of days.
#502
⇓
We don't have a couple of days. We need the car back now.
#503
⇓
Yeah. Say, uh...
#504
⇓
how about a treat, a nice Bavarian cream?
#505
⇓
That's a good one there.
#506
⇓
- It's good. - It's great. I have a lot of them.
#507
⇓
- All right, Rick. Forget about it. Psych. - Okay, sure.
#508
⇓
Oh! Geez. You got me.
#509
⇓
Hey, fellas, who's the goose? Me.
#510
⇓
You're such a jokester.
#511
⇓
And one.
#512
⇓
And two. Damn!
#513
⇓
Have you seen Jesse and Chester?
#514
⇓
- What? - We are looking for Jesse and Chester.
#515
⇓
I don't know where those two slackers are, but I bet you those punks over there do.
#516
⇓
So, then, remember, I said, "Later, dudes!"
#517
⇓
What are you doing hanging out with those jerks, anyway?
#518
⇓
They were just being nice to me, unlike someone I know.
#519
⇓
Maybe it's time I find someone who has a more sensitive side to him...
#520
⇓
someone who respects me as a person.
#521
⇓
Maybe somebody like Jesse or Chester.
#522
⇓
Okay, guys, listen up. We're gonna find Jesse and Chester.
#523
⇓
And when we do, stoner-bashing time.
#524
⇓
- Do you know Jesse and Chester? - Who are you?
#525
⇓
- We are hot chicks. - Yes, you are.
#526
⇓
We believe Jesse and Chester have the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#527
⇓
However, if you recover the Continuum Transfunctioner from them and bring it to us...
#528
⇓
we will give you erotic pleasure.
#529
⇓
You've got yourselves a deal. Okay, guys. Okay, guys.
#530
⇓
New plan. First, we find those stoners, get the Continuum Transfunctioner...
#531
⇓
then it's jerk-bashing time!
#532
⇓
- Yeah! - Oh, yeah.
#533
⇓
I just remembered where you might be able to find Jesse and Chester.
#534
⇓
We'll send those chicks to meet the twins.
#535
⇓
- That'll put these dudes in some hot water.
#536
⇓
Try it again, and just knock it out of the park.
#537
⇓
All right. Give it a shot.
#538
⇓
You almost got it that time.
#539
⇓
Now, just concentrate on the beep, swing as hard as you can...
#540
⇓
and keep your ear on the ball, okay?
#541
⇓
All right. You can do it.
#542
⇓
I did it! I hit it! I hit it!
#543
⇓
I did it!
#544
⇓
- Do you know Jesse and Chester? - Pardon me?
#545
⇓
We are looking for Jesse and Chester. Have you seen them?
#546
⇓
- Who are you? - We are extremely hot chicks with large breasts.
#547
⇓
Really?
#548
⇓
Do you mind if I touch your face? It's the only way I can see who I'm talking to.
#549
⇓
Okay.
#550
⇓
Wow. You are hot.
#551
⇓
Is this... normal?
#552
⇓
Oh, yeah. This is how blind people shake hands.
#553
⇓
- All right, Sammy. You're up next. - Okay...
#554
⇓
What the... Sis.
#555
⇓
Excuse me. A little help. Wanda? Wilma?
#556
⇓
Anthony. Anthony, what is going on?
#557
⇓
Uh, nothing. I was just reading.
#558
⇓
Bye, ladies. I need to be alone now.
#559
⇓
- We are looking for Jesse and Chester. - Who are you guys?
#560
⇓
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
#561
⇓
We are supposed to meet Jesse and Chester later, but we cannot wait.
#562
⇓
- Well, we don't know where they are. - And, frankly, we don't care.
#563
⇓
- Dude, let's call Nelson. - Yeah.
#564
⇓
See if he's home.
#565
⇓
Hello?
#566
⇓
- Hey, Nelson, it's Chester. - Hey, Chester. No, it's me... Tommy.
#567
⇓
Your buddy Nelson's busy at the moment.
#568
⇓
This is bad karma, boys.
#569
⇓
Why don't you tell me where that Continuum Transfunctioner is.
#570
⇓
Uh... no hablo English.
#571
⇓
Your idiot friend's dead meat unless I get that Continuum Transfunctioner.
#572
⇓
Jackyl! Get your pipe!
#573
⇓
Ohh! My balls!
#574
⇓
- What was that? - Tommy's gotten to Nelson.
#575
⇓
He knows about the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#576
⇓
Those double-crossing sexy, sexy sluts!
#577
⇓
I am so sick of hearing about this Continuum Transfunctioner thing.
#578
⇓
- If one more person... - Have you found the Continuum Transfunctioner?
#579
⇓
- Who are you guys? - We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#580
⇓
It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction.
#581
⇓
It is a very mysterious and powerful device.
#582
⇓
And its mystery is only exceeded by its powers.
#583
⇓
- We know. - And we don't have it.
#584
⇓
- But the universe. - Screw the universe.
#585
⇓
"Screw the universe"?
#586
⇓
Ahh!
#587
⇓
Hai-yah!
#588
⇓
Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools.
#589
⇓
That is one smart primate.
#590
⇓
- Hey. - Hey.
#591
⇓
What are you guys doing here?
#592
⇓
We just wanted to see how that car trouble thing was going.
#593
⇓
Oh, the car.
#594
⇓
- It's... in the shop. - Really?
#595
⇓
Is that that shop run by those beautiful women in black jumpsuits?
#596
⇓
The ones you were hanging out with earlier today?
#597
⇓
Well, you see, uh... Jesse thought...
#598
⇓
Today's our anniversary, and not only do you not have gifts...
#599
⇓
- But you guys ditch us for... - Some big-breasted bimbos...
#600
⇓
- While we were cleaning our house, which you trashed... - About that...
#601
⇓
- Twice. - You guys are sucky boyfriends.
#602
⇓
- But... - We just wanted to tell you guys in person that...
#603
⇓
It's over.
#604
⇓
- Wilma. - Thank you, Wanda.
#605
⇓
They're totally right.
#606
⇓
We are sucky boyfriends.
#607
⇓
- Do you even remember what kind of gifts we got them? - No.
#608
⇓
- I bet we got them sucky gifts. - Yeah.
#609
⇓
We suck.
#610
⇓
Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
#611
⇓
Maybe you should go sit on the toilet.
#612
⇓
No. No. You know what the feeling is?
#613
⇓
It's love.
#614
⇓
- Is that what that is? - Yeah.
#615
⇓
- I'm in love with Wanda, and you're in love with Wilma. - Yeah.
#616
⇓
- See, now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends...
#617
⇓
- we can change. - We can?
#618
⇓
Yeah. And you know what else? I'll bet you...
#619
⇓
that we did buy them super cool anniversary gifts.
#620
⇓
- You know why? - Uh-uh.
#621
⇓
- 'Cause we love them. - Are they wrapped in really cool wrapping paper?
#622
⇓
Yeah. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
#623
⇓
We're gonna go down to the impound lot and get the car, which has the gifts in it.
#624
⇓
And then we're going to go to the twins' house and beg for them to take us back.
#625
⇓
Yeah! Let's do it!
#626
⇓
Oh! No. Hold on.
#627
⇓
- I gotta take a crap. - Told you.
#628
⇓
- I know. - I know your body.
#629
⇓
Boys, I got some good news. We just got your car in this morning.
#630
⇓
All right!
#631
⇓
But the bad news is, not only did Officer Boyer send your car to the impound...
#632
⇓
he tagged it for auction, and it was sold this afternoon.
#633
⇓
Rick!
#634
⇓
- Do you know who bought the car? - I happen to have the address right here.
#635
⇓
All right!
#636
⇓
But it'd be against regulation 457XY2-665...
#637
⇓
to give it to you.
#638
⇓
Come on. If you could just...
#639
⇓
Reaching onto this side of the counter is not allowed.
#640
⇓
The last guy who tried it ended up with three broken fingers.
#641
⇓
- You can reach it. - You can reach it!
#642
⇓
No. I got... One of these has carpal tunnel.
#643
⇓
What if I further injure myself?
#644
⇓
I have to do everything!
#645
⇓
Well, I'm a better lookout. My vision's better. You know that.
#646
⇓
Come on.
#647
⇓
That's it. That's it.
#648
⇓
Ah! Got it!
#649
⇓
Go ahead. We're good. Come on.
#650
⇓
- What are you doing? - Dude, I'm stuck!
#651
⇓
Oh, come on!
#652
⇓
- You're seriously stuck? - I'm stuck!
#653
⇓
Don't!
#654
⇓
Dude, here she comes. Help! Get it!
#655
⇓
Hold it. I got it.
#656
⇓
Okay, okay.
#657
⇓
- Dude, help me! - I got it. I got it.
#658
⇓
We'll spit on it. You know, lubrication.
#659
⇓
- That's gross, dude! - Fine.
#660
⇓
- Here she comes. - Spit! Spit!
#661
⇓
Good news, guys.
#662
⇓
I talked to my supervisor, and he said I could give you the address after all.
#663
⇓
That's great. That's great.
#664
⇓
But the bad news is...
#665
⇓
I'm gonna have to confiscate your pinky.
#666
⇓
All right, next stop: Find my car.
#667
⇓
Hey, check it out. Totally gay Nordic dudes at three o'clock.
#668
⇓
Wait. I got an idea.
#669
⇓
We just go over there and ask for the Continuum Transfunctioner?
#670
⇓
- Yeah. It's that easy. - Thank you both very much.
#671
⇓
- Hey, don't mention it. - See you around the galaxy, dudes.
#672
⇓
Time to get your car, dude.
#673
⇓
Those creepy space nerds are back, dude.
#674
⇓
Dude, do not worry about them.
#675
⇓
- They're totally harmless. - Oh.
#676
⇓
- Ohh! - Ohh!
#677
⇓
Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?
#678
⇓
Not quite yet.
#679
⇓
Would you consider giving it to me while I continue to give you pleasure?
#680
⇓
Um... okay.
#681
⇓
- Wake up, dude. - Oral pleasure?
#682
⇓
What?
#683
⇓
Nothing.
#684
⇓
Get dressed. We're going to the big house.
#685
⇓
- Nice outfits. - They're not outfits.
#686
⇓
They're interstellar jumpsuits.
#687
⇓
- Hey, nice interstellar jumpsuits. - Yeah.
#688
⇓
- Wow! - Nice place.
#689
⇓
Is this where Zoltan...
#690
⇓
- Is this where Zoltan hangs out? - No.
#691
⇓
This is his parents' house. We're going over there.
#692
⇓
- A barn? - Is it red?
#693
⇓
- No. - Then it's not a barn.
#694
⇓
- This is creepy. - It's like a country music video.
#695
⇓
All right. That's far enough. You, there.
#696
⇓
You, over there. No messing around.
#697
⇓
Okay, remember which one it is?
#698
⇓
No. Here, let me show you.
#699
⇓
- I'll do it. - It's that one.
#700
⇓
Grab the f...
#701
⇓
Keys.
#702
⇓
Grab the fire extinguisher...
#703
⇓
and you bonk those dudes on the head.
#704
⇓
You want the fire extinguisher?
#705
⇓
No.
#706
⇓
- Enough. - No, it's that one.
#707
⇓
Fudge!
#708
⇓
Oh, cool.
#709
⇓
- What are you, deaf? - Hey, you don't have to be mean, okay?
#710
⇓
How are we gonna get outta here?
#711
⇓
Oh! Oh.
#712
⇓
Your attention, please.
#713
⇓
Our imperial commander, Zoltan, requests your presence...
#714
⇓
in the Alpha Centauri Rec Room for a Level Seven meeting. Uh, over.
#715
⇓
It is now my great pleasure to present to you...
#716
⇓
our wise and powerful leader...
#717
⇓
- Zoltan. - Zoltan.
#718
⇓
Zoltan!
#719
⇓
The time has come, you guys.
#720
⇓
We are finally going to fulfill...
#721
⇓
our prophecy of outer space travel.
#722
⇓
- Zoltan! - They laughed at us when we said that aliens existed...
#723
⇓
and they mocked us when we started wearing bubble wrap jumpsuits.
#724
⇓
But who's laughing now, huh?
#725
⇓
I'll tell you who's laughing now... we are!
#726
⇓
- Zoltan! - Soon we will leave this lame planet...
#727
⇓
- and fly through outer space...
#728
⇓
with cool aliens who like us.
#729
⇓
- It is going to be...
#730
⇓
- awesome! - Zoltan!
#731
⇓
Huh?
#732
⇓
That's them! They knocked us out and stole our spacesuits.
#733
⇓
- No, we didn't. - Yeah, you did!
#734
⇓
- No, we didn't. - Yes, you did!
#735
⇓
- No, we didn't. - Yes, you did!
#736
⇓
Hey, who are you gonna believe, us or them?
#737
⇓
So you're Jesse and Chester.
#738
⇓
I've been looking forward to meeting you guys...
#739
⇓
although... I'm sorry it had to be like this.
#740
⇓
- Chester! - Jesse!
#741
⇓
- Wanda. - Wilma.
#742
⇓
Normally, we would never resort to violence, but we are dealing with...
#743
⇓
the Continuum Transfunctioner, after all.
#744
⇓
If you don't deliver it to us...
#745
⇓
your girlfriends are history.
#746
⇓
- Uh-oh! - Don't worry, girls.
#747
⇓
- We'll save you. - Yeah. You can depend on us.
#748
⇓
Enough!
#749
⇓
Go now and bring us the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#750
⇓
And... be quiet on your way out.
#751
⇓
My parents are taking a nap.
#752
⇓
And then you can just tell us where the Continuum Transfunctioner is.
#753
⇓
- And then? - And then we'll be able to go and get it?
#754
⇓
And then?
#755
⇓
Can I get an order of shrimp fried rice?
#756
⇓
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
#757
⇓
I don't see the car. You sure this is the place?
#758
⇓
Your car better be in there. I almost lost my pinky to get that info.
#759
⇓
Aw, man. I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place.
#760
⇓
Plan "B."
#761
⇓
All right. Are you ready?
#762
⇓
Let's do this.
#763
⇓
One, two, three.
#764
⇓
I'm okay. You okay?
#765
⇓
- Shibby. - Shh.
#766
⇓
Ow!
#767
⇓
Shh, shh.
#768
⇓
Dude... it's a llama.
#769
⇓
It's not a llama. It's an ostrich.
#770
⇓
Okay. Okay. Okay.
#771
⇓
Very slowly, let's turn around, and go back the other way.
#772
⇓
Okay.
#773
⇓
New plan.
#774
⇓
We turn around again... very slowly...
#775
⇓
and go back the other way.
#776
⇓
Okay.
#777
⇓
Dude, they're everywhere.
#778
⇓
- What now? - Hey. I saw this thing...
#779
⇓
about ostriches on Animal Planet.
#780
⇓
- They're llamas, dude. - No.
#781
⇓
What you're supposed to do is stand very still...
#782
⇓
and eventually they'll get bored and go away.
#783
⇓
I think it's working.
#784
⇓
Stupid llamas!
#785
⇓
Chester!
#786
⇓
Let's get in this car!
#787
⇓
Chester!
#788
⇓
- What do ostriches eat? - Why?
#789
⇓
Well, like, if they eat peanuts...
#790
⇓
then we can just throw them a peanut, and then they'll go away.
#791
⇓
- We don't have any peanuts. - Great. We're screwed!
#792
⇓
They're leaving. It worked!
#793
⇓
- What worked? - Whatever we did.
#794
⇓
Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?
#795
⇓
- Not quite yet. - Please?
#796
⇓
Scary dream, huh? What's up? My name's Mark.
#797
⇓
- Where are we? - You're in the punishment room.
#798
⇓
This is where he likes to keep the ostrich poachers.
#799
⇓
- Poachers? - Yeah, that's right.
#800
⇓
I've been in this cage for about three years, five months and seventeen days...
#801
⇓
but who's counting?
#802
⇓
How's my breath?
#803
⇓
That bad, huh?
#804
⇓
Where you guys from? I'm from Connecticut. Hi. Mark.
#805
⇓
- There we go. - Ow!
#806
⇓
Chester, get him off!
#807
⇓
Pierre!
#808
⇓
Oh, hi. No, that's not what it looks like.
#809
⇓
- Maybe a little bit. How was your nap? - Shut up!
#810
⇓
Well, somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today.
#811
⇓
In France, when a man is caught poaching ostriches...
#812
⇓
we shave his head, and we make him to run through the fields.
#813
⇓
- Oh, God. That's the good part. - Once you have seen this...
#814
⇓
Ugh... You are never quite the same.
#815
⇓
- Okay. - Tell me about it. I used to model.
#816
⇓
Lucky for you, I am an honorable man.
#817
⇓
A what? I'm sorry.
#818
⇓
I said I am an honorable man.
#819
⇓
- I'm sorry. "Oneragable"? - Honorable.
#820
⇓
- Onergable. I don't know what you're saying. - Honorable! Honorable!
#821
⇓
- Honorable! Honorable! - Onerga... I think you're trying to say "honorable."
#822
⇓
- Shut up! - Ow! Hey! I'm sorry.
#823
⇓
All right. Here it is: I am going to ask you a question.
#824
⇓
If you get it right, I will set you free.
#825
⇓
If you get it wrong, well...
#826
⇓
you will be spending a lot of time with the ever-popular Mark.
#827
⇓
I can be very nice.
#828
⇓
- Ugh. - All right. Here it is.
#829
⇓
What is the average running speed...
#830
⇓
of a full-grown male African ostrich?
#831
⇓
- Pass. Pass to me. I know it. - Pass to Mark.
#832
⇓
You cannot pass! What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down?
#833
⇓
Don't hose me. Maybe later.
#834
⇓
- Dude, we're dead. - Not so fast.
#835
⇓
The full-grown male African ostrich...
#836
⇓
or the Latin Struthio camelus...
#837
⇓
can grow to an average of 6'6" and weigh anywhere from 225 to 350 pounds.
#838
⇓
They can get up to, oh, an average speed of 27 miles per hour.
#839
⇓
This is absolutely correct!
#840
⇓
- Animal Planet. - Wow. I said "brown."
#841
⇓
Here. Let me get you out of this stinking cage, eh?
#842
⇓
Oh, please forgive me. Can I get you guys some beers?
#843
⇓
- I'd like a Near Beer, please. - Shut up! Huh?
#844
⇓
Actually, we just came about the car that you bought today.
#845
⇓
- We wanted to get some stuff out of it. - No problem! Right this way.
#846
⇓
- Oh. - Well, it was nice meeting you guys.
#847
⇓
Good luck with the whole modeling thing.
#848
⇓
E-mail me, okay? "Freakincage.com."
#849
⇓
Bu... Sacrebleu!
#850
⇓
Th-The car was here this afternoon. It-It... It-It just disappeared!
#851
⇓
Well, how do you just lose a car?
#852
⇓
I'm so sorry, you guys. I-I feel terrible.
#853
⇓
All right. Pierre, just focus here.
#854
⇓
Was there anything in the car when you got it?
#855
⇓
No, nothing, uh...
#856
⇓
uh, except, of course, for this.
#857
⇓
Just this?
#858
⇓
Dude! Ha!
#859
⇓
- Dude, I'm having my next birthday party here for sure. - Yeah. Me too.
#860
⇓
Cool!
#861
⇓
Excuse me. Can you tell me where locker 206 is?
#862
⇓
Yeah. It's right over there. Oh, hey, it's you guys!
#863
⇓
Dude, you guys played an amazing round of putt-putt last night.
#864
⇓
- We did? - Oh, yeah.
#865
⇓
- Thanks, dude. - Shibby.
#866
⇓
Here is it.
#867
⇓
I sure hope my money's in there.
#868
⇓
- Who are you? - This is my boyfriend Patty.
#869
⇓
Nice to meet you.
#870
⇓
How do you keep popping up like this?
#871
⇓
Less questions, more giving me my money.
#872
⇓
Well, guess this is it.
#873
⇓
Yep. The moment of truth.
#874
⇓
It's been... It's been a long strange trip, dude.
#875
⇓
Sure has, Jesse.
#876
⇓
- Hey! I've got a plane to catch. - Ow!
#877
⇓
Okay, okay, okay.
#878
⇓
Ah! My suitcase! Oh.
#879
⇓
Ah! Oh, my God.
#880
⇓
You guys are the best. Thank you so much.
#881
⇓
Oh.
#882
⇓
Thanks for your help, fella. Good work.
#883
⇓
Hey, are we... Are we supposed to be grossed out by this?
#884
⇓
- I don't know. - Mmm. Bye.
#885
⇓
Look at this stuff!
#886
⇓
- Captain Stu tickets. Awesome! - Ohh!
#887
⇓
Oh! Jellybeans!
#888
⇓
Oh.
#889
⇓
No jellybeans.
#890
⇓
Cool straw.
#891
⇓
- Oh, I'm gonna keep this. - Yeah.
#892
⇓
I don't see a Continuum Transfunctioner in here.
#893
⇓
Wait a second. What do we know about the Continuum Transfunctioner?
#894
⇓
That it's a very mysterious and powerful device.
#895
⇓
- And? - And its mystery is only exceeded by its power.
#896
⇓
Right. But has anyone ever said anything about what it looks like?
#897
⇓
No.
#898
⇓
They haven't.
#899
⇓
Come on.
#900
⇓
That was Jesse and Chester.
#901
⇓
They've got the Continuum Transfunctioner!
#902
⇓
Quick, to my mother's minivan!
#903
⇓
That was Jesse and Chester. They've got the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#904
⇓
Quick, to my stepdad's pickup truck.
#905
⇓
I'm really getting the hang of this thing, dude.
#906
⇓
Yes! Ooh-hoo!
#907
⇓
Ohh, yes! I finally beat you!
#908
⇓
You, you're a competitor.
#909
⇓
Oh, boy. You got me the first nine, but not number ten.
#910
⇓
Not gonna happen.
#911
⇓
- Time for the final showdown. - Chester! - Jesse!
#912
⇓
Don't worry, girls. We're here to save the day.
#913
⇓
Quit it. These things are expensive. Ow.
#914
⇓
Enough! Do you have the Continuum Transfunctioner or not?
#915
⇓
Yep. Right here.
#916
⇓
Now, release our girlfriends.
#917
⇓
- First give up the Transfunctioner. - First release the girlfriends.
#918
⇓
First you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner, and then...
#919
⇓
- Same time. - Okay.
#920
⇓
Yes!
#921
⇓
Yes! The Continuum Transfunctioner!
#922
⇓
There they are.
#923
⇓
Okay, stoners, where's the Continuum Transfunctioner?
#924
⇓
Uh-oh.
#925
⇓
Hey. What... You can't...
#926
⇓
Release dodo bird.
#927
⇓
- Tommy, you're such a jerk. - Yeah. That's our Continuum Transfunctioner!
#928
⇓
- Well, now it's mine. - Ow.
#929
⇓
Nerd!
#930
⇓
- Dude, let's get out of here. - Yeah.
#931
⇓
Where is the Continuum Transfunctioner?
#932
⇓
We don't have it.
#933
⇓
But we'd like you to meet our girlfriends, Wanda and Wilma.
#934
⇓
Yeah. We've met. You better stay away from our boyfriends.
#935
⇓
You fake-breasted sluts.
#936
⇓
Okay... let's go this way.
#937
⇓
Halt. Where is the Continuum Transfunctioner?
#938
⇓
Well, you wanna go talk to that guy over there.
#939
⇓
Let the pleasure begin.
#940
⇓
- That is not the Continuum Transfunctioner. - Of course it is.
#941
⇓
Follow the kids. Come on. Follow. Go, go, go.
#942
⇓
It's nerd-bashing time!
#943
⇓
Uh, it's not our fault. It was them.
#944
⇓
Lookin' for Smokey McPot!
#945
⇓
I have a delivery for a Smokey McPot!
#946
⇓
- You ordered pizza? - Yeah. I figured we'd get hungry.
#947
⇓
Oh, no! It's you two!
#948
⇓
Look, dude. I almost got it.
#949
⇓
You're really starting to irk me with your Rubik's cube fixation, okay?
#950
⇓
Sweet!
#951
⇓
Whoa!
#952
⇓
- Oh. - No wonder those things are so impossible.
#953
⇓
Oh, no. You've activated the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#954
⇓
All right, what's going on?
#955
⇓
Once all five of the Dirugian crystals stop flashing...
#956
⇓
the universe is going to be destroyed.
#957
⇓
How do you know all that?
#958
⇓
We've been intercepting interstellar transmissions.
#959
⇓
- Zoltan. - Nerds.
#960
⇓
- Way to go, Chester. - Sorry.
#961
⇓
Quickly. You must give it to us so we can deactivate it.
#962
⇓
We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#963
⇓
They will use it to destroy the universe.
#964
⇓
No, we are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#965
⇓
They want to destroy the universe.
#966
⇓
- Stop copying us. - Stop copying us.
#967
⇓
- Stop copying us. - Stop copying us.
#968
⇓
- Bitch. - Don't you guys remember?
#969
⇓
We came to this planet last night to escape the clutches of those evil space sluts.
#970
⇓
- We met you here. - You gave us a ride back to our spaceship.
#971
⇓
And that's when we realized we had lost the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#972
⇓
Hurry! There's only three blinking lights left.
#973
⇓
Bye-bye, universe.
#974
⇓
He's right, dude. We're gonna make the wrong decision.
#975
⇓
You know what, dude? I refuse to let us go down in history...
#976
⇓
as the dudes who destroyed the universe!
#977
⇓
How do we figure out which ones are the true Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner?
#978
⇓
Well, uh, it's simple.
#979
⇓
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