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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Season 1, Episode 1 — The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Michael Rennie was ill

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The day the earth stood still

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But he told us where we stand

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And Flash Gordon was there

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In silver underwear

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Claude Rains was the lnvisible Man

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Then something went wrong

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For Fay Wray and King Kong

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They got caught in a celluloid jam

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Then at a deadly pace

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It came from outer space

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And this is how the message ran

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Science fiction

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Double feature

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Dr. X

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Will build a creature

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See androids fighting

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Brad and Janet

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Anne Francis stars in...

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. . .Forbidden Planet

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Oh

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At the late-night

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Double feature

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Picture show

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I knew Leo G. Carrol

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Was over a barrel

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When Tarantula took to the hills

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And I really got hot

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When I saw Janette Scott

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Fight a Triffid that

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Spits poison and kills

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Dana Andrews said prunes

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Gave him the runes

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And passing them used lots of skills

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But when worlds collide

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Said George Pal to his bride

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I'm gonna give you

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Some terrible thrills

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Like a

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Science fiction

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Double feature

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Dr. X

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Will build a creature

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See androids fighting

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Brad and Janet

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Anne Francis stars in...

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. . .Forbidden Planet

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Oh

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At the late-night

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Double feature

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Picture show

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I want to go

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Oh

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To the late-night

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Double feature

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Picture show

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By RKO

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Oh

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To the late-night

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Double feature

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Picture show

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In the back row

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Oh

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To the late-night

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Double feature

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Picture show

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Here they come.

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I'd like the parents and the grandparents.

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Yes, all the close family.

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Smile! Hold fast. Beautiful!

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Congratulations.

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Well. . . .

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I guess we really did it, huh?

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You and Betty have been inseparable. . .

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. . .since you met in Dr. Scott's courses.

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Tell you the truth, Brad, she was the only reason I came in the first place.

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I mean--

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Okay, guys, this is it! You ready?

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Look, Betty's gonna throw her bouquet.

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I got it!

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-I got it! -Hey, big fella.

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Looks like it could be your turn next.

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Who knows.

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So long. See you, Brad.

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Come on, hop in.

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See you, Brad.

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Brad, wasn't it wonderful? Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful?

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Just an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe.

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And now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.

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-Yes, Janet. Ralph's a lucky guy. -Yes.

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Oh, I always cry at weddings.

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Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.

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Yes.

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Ralph will be in line for promotion in a year.

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Yes.

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-Hey, Janet. -Yes, Brad?

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I've got something to say.

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I really loved

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The skillful way

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You beat the other girls

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To the bride's bouquet

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Oh, Brad.

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-The river was deep but I swam it -Janet

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-The future is ours, so let's plan it -Janet

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-So please don 't tell me to can it -Janet

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I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet

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I love you

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-The road was long but I ran it -Janet

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-A fire's in my heart and you fan it -Janet

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-There's one fool for you and I am it -Janet

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I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet

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I love you

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Here's a ring to prove

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That I'm no joker

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There's three ways

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That love can grow

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That's good, bad

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Or mediocre

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Oh, J-A-N-E-T

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I love you so

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-Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had -Oh, Brad

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-Now we're engaged and I'm so glad -Oh, Brad

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-That you met Mom and you know Dad -Oh, Brad

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I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad

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For you too

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Oh, Brad

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Oh, damn it

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I'm mad

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Oh, Janet

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For you

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I love you too

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There's one thing left to do Ah-ooh

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-And that's go see the man who began it -Janet

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-When we met in his science, exam it -Janet

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-Made me give you the eye, then panic -Janet

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Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet

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I love you

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Damn it, Janet

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Oh, Brad, I'm mad

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Damn it, Janet

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I love you

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I would like, if I may. . .

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. . .to take you on a strange journey.

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It seemed a fairly ordinary night. . .

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. . .when Brad Majors and his fiancée, Janet Weiss. . .

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. . .two young, ordinary, healthy kids. . .

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. . .Ieft Denton that late November evening. . .

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. . .to visit a Dr. Everett Scott. . .

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. . .ex-tutor and now friend to both of them.

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It's true there were dark storm clouds. . .

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. . .heavy, black and pendulous. . .

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. . .toward which they were driving.

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It's true also that the spare tire they carried. . .

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. . .was badly in need of some air.

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But they, being normal kids and. . .

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. . .on a night out. . .

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. . .they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening.

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On a night out.

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It was a night out. . .

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. . .they were going to remember. . .

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. . .for a very long time.

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I have never been a quitter.

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To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent...

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... to every instinct in my body.

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But as president...

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...l must put the interests ofAmerica first.

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America needs a full-time president...

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...and a full-time Congress...

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...particularly at this time....

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Gosh, that's the third motorcyclist that's passed us.

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They sure do take their lives in their hands.

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Yes, Janet. Life's pretty cheap to that type.

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What's the matter, Brad, darling?

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We took the wrong fork a few miles back.

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Oh.

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Where did that motorcyclist come from?

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I guess we'll just have to turn back.

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What was that bang?

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We must have a blowout.

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Damn it! I knew I should've gotten that spare tire fixed.

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You stay here and I'll go for help.

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We're in the middle of nowhere.

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Didn't we pass a castle a few miles back?

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Maybe they have a telephone I could use.

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I'm going too.

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-Both of us don't need to get wet. -I'm coming with you.

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Besides, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman. . .

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. . .and you might never come back again.

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In the velvet darkness

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Of the blackest night

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Burning bright

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There's a guiding star

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No matter what

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Or...

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... who you are

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There's a light

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Over at the Frankenstein place

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There's a light

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Burning in the fireplace

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There's a light, light

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In the darkness

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Of everybody's life

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The darkness must go

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Down the river

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Of nights dreaming

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Flow morphia slow

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Let the sun

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And light come streaming

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Into my life

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Into my life

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There's a light

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Over at the Frankenstein place

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There's a light

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Burning in the fireplace

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There's a light

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Light

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In the darkness

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Of everybody's life

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And so. . .

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. . .it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet. . .

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. . .and they had found the assistance that their plight required.

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Or had they?

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Brad, let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.

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Just a moment, Janet. They may have a phone.

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Hello.

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Hi! My name's Brad Majors.

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This is my fiancée, Janet Weiss.

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I wondered if you might help us. Our car broke down up the road.

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Do you have a phone we might use?

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You're wet.

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Yes, it's raining.

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Yes.

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Oh.

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I think, perhaps, you better both come inside.

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You're too kind.

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I'm frightened. What kind of place is this?

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It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.

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This way.

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Are you having a party?

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You've arrived on a rather special night.

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-It's one of the master's affairs. -Oh.

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-Lucky him. -You're lucky.

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He's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky!

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It's astounding

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Time is fleeting

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Madness takes its toll

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But listen closely

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Not for very much longer

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I've got to keep control

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I remember

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Doing the time warp

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Drinking

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Those moments when

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The blackness would hit me

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And the void would be calling

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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It's just a jump to the left

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-And a step to the right -With your hands on your hips

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You bring your knees in tight

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But it's the pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insane

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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It's so dreamy

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Oh, fantasy free me

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So you can 't see me

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No, not at all

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In another dimension

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With voyeuristic intention

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Well secluded

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I see all

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With a bit of a mind flip

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You're into the time slip

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And nothing can ever be the same

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You're spaced out on sensation

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Like you're under sedation

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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I was walking down the street Just having a think

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When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink

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He shook a me up He took me by surprise

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He had a pickup truck And the devil's eyes

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He stared at me And I felt a change

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Time meant nothing Never would again

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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It's just a jump to the left

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-And then a step to the right -With your hands on your hips

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You bring your knees in tight

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But it's the pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insane

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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It's just a jump to the left

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-And then a step to the right -With your hands on your hips

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Bring your knees in tight

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But it's the pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insane

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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Say something.

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Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison?

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-Brad, please, let's get out of here. -Keep a grip on yourself, Janet.

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-But it seems so unhealthy here. -It's just a party, Janet.

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-Well, I want to go. -We can't till I get to a phone.

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-Then ask the butler or someone. -Just a moment.

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We don't want to interfere with their celebrations.

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This isn't the Chamber of Commerce.

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They're probably foreigners with different ways.

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They may do some more folk dancing.

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I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared.

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I'm here, there's nothing to worry about.

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How do you do

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I see you've met

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My faithful handyman

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He's just a little brought down

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Because when you knocked

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He thought you were the candyman

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Don 't get strung out

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By the way I look

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Don 'tjudge a book by its cover

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I'm not much of a man

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By the light of day

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But by night I'm one hell of a lover

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I'm just a sweet transvestite

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From Transsexual...

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... Transylvania

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Let me show you around

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Maybe play you a sound

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You look like you're both Pretty groovy

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Or if you want something visual

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That's not too abysmal

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We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

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I'm glad we caught you at home

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Could we use your phone?

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-We're both in a bit of a hurry -Right

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We'll just say where we are

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-Then go back to the car -A pleasure to meet you, Dr. Furter

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We don 't want to be any worry

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Well, you got caught with a flat

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Well, how about that

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Well, babies, don 't you panic

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By the light of the night

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It'll all seem all right

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I'll get you a satanic mechanic

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I'm just a sweet transvestite

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From Transsexual...

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... Transylvania

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Why don 't you stay for the night

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-Night -Or maybe a bite

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Bite

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I could show you My favorite obsession

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I've been making a man

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With blond hair and a tan

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And he's good for relieving My tension

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I'm just a sweet transvestite

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From Transsexual...

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... Transylvania

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Hit it! Hit it!

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-I'm just a sweet transvestite -Sweet transvestite

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From Transsexual...

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... Transylvania

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So come up to the lab

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And see what's on the slab

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I see you shiver

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With antici--

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-pation

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But maybe the rain

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Is really to blame

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So I'll remove the cause

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But not the symptom

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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Brad!

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We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right.

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Slowly, slowly. It's too nice a job to rush.

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Hi. My name's Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss.

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You are. . .?

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You are very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory.

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Some people would give their right arm for the privilege.

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People like you, maybe?

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I've seen it.

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Come along. The master doesn't like to be kept waiting.

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Shift it!

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Is he--? Frank, I mean, is he your husband?

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The master is not yet married. Nor do I think he ever will be.

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-We are simply his servants. -Oh.

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Magenta.

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Columbia.

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Go and assist Riff Raff.

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I will entertain. . . .

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Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Vice.

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-Weiss. -Weiss?

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Enchanté.

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Well, how nice.

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And what charming underclothes you both have.

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But here, put these on.

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They'll make you feel less vulnerable.

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It's not often we receive visitors here.

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Let alone offer them hospitality.

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Hospitality! All we wanted to do was use your telephone. Goddamn it!

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A reasonable request you have ignored!

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-Don't be ungrateful. -Ungrateful?!

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How forceful you are, Brad.

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Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So dominant.

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You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.

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Well, yes, I am.

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-Do you have any tattoos, Brad? -Certainly not.

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Oh, well. How about you?

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Everything is in readiness, master.

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We merely await your word.

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Tonight, my unconventional conventionists. . .

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. . .you are to witness a new breakthrough. . .

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. . .in biochemical research.

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And paradise is to be mine!

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It was strange the way it happened.

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Suddenly. . .

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. . .you get a break.

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All the pieces seem to fit into place.

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What a sucker you've been. What a fool.

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The answer was there all the time.

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It took a small accident to make it happen.

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-An accident! -An accident!

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That's how I discovered the secret.

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That elusive ingredient.

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That spark. . .

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. . .that is the breath of life.

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Yes.

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I have that knowledge.

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I hold the secret. . .

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. . .to life itself!

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You see. . .

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. . .you are fortunate.

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For tonight is the night. . .

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. . .that my beautiful creature is destined to be born.

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Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator.

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And step up the reactor power input. . .

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. . .three more points!

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Oh, Brad!

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It's all right, Janet.

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Oh, Rocky!

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The sword of Damocles ls hanging over my head

#445

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I've got the feeling someone's Gonna be cutting the thread

#446

⇓

Oh, woe is me

#447

⇓

My life is a misery

#448

⇓

Oh, can 't you see

#449

⇓

That I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer

#450

⇓

I woke up this morning with a start When I fell out of bed

#451

⇓

That ain 't no crime

#452

⇓

And left from my dreaming Was a feeling of unnameable dread

#453

⇓

That ain 't no crime

#454

⇓

My high is low

#455

⇓

I'm dressed up with no place to go

#456

⇓

And all I know

#457

⇓

Is I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer

#458

⇓

-That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no.

#459

⇓

-That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no.

#460

⇓

Oh, my baby!

#461

⇓

The sword of Damocles ls hanging over my head

#462

⇓

That ain 't no crime

#463

⇓

I've got the feeling someone's Gonna be cutting the thread

#464

⇓

That ain 't no crime

#465

⇓

Oh, woe is me

#466

⇓

My life is a mystery

#467

⇓

And can 't you see

#468

⇓

That I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer

#469

⇓

-That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no.

#470

⇓

That ain 't no crime

#471

⇓

Well, really!

#472

⇓

That's no way to behave on your first day out.

#473

⇓

But since you're such an exceptional beauty. . .

#474

⇓

. . .I'm prepared to forgive you.

#475

⇓

Oh, I just love success!

#476

⇓

-He is a credit to your genius. -Yes.

#477

⇓

-A triumph of your will. -Yes.

#478

⇓

He's okay.

#479

⇓

Okay?

#480

⇓

Okay?!

#481

⇓

I think we can do better than that.

#482

⇓

Now, Brad and Janet. . .

#483

⇓

. . .what do you think of him?

#484

⇓

Well. . . .

#485

⇓

I don't like men with too many muscles.

#486

⇓

I didn't make him for you!

#487

⇓

He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.

#488

⇓

A weakling weighing 98 pounds

#489

⇓

Will get sand in his face

#490

⇓

When kicked to the ground

#491

⇓

And soon in the gym

#492

⇓

With a determined chin

#493

⇓

The sweat from his pores

#494

⇓

As he works for his cause

#495

⇓

Will make him glisten

#496

⇓

And gleam

#497

⇓

And with massage

#498

⇓

Andjust a little bit of steam

#499

⇓

He'll be pink

#500

⇓

And quite clean

#501

⇓

He'll be a strong man

#502

⇓

Oh, honey But the wrong man

#503

⇓

He'll eat nutritious high protein

#504

⇓

And swallow raw eggs

#505

⇓

Try to build up his shoulders

#506

⇓

His chest, arms and legs

#507

⇓

Such an effort lf he only knew of my plan

#508

⇓

In just seven days

#509

⇓

I can make you a man

#510

⇓

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups

#511

⇓

Do the snatch, clean andjerk

#512

⇓

He thinks dynamic tension

#513

⇓

Must be hard work

#514

⇓

Such strenuous living

#515

⇓

Ijust don 't understand

#516

⇓

When in just seven days Oh, baby

#517

⇓

I can make you a man

#518

⇓

Eddie!

#519

⇓

Whatever happened to Saturday night

#520

⇓

When you dressed sharp, felt all right Don 't seem the same since cosmic light

#521

⇓

Came into my life I thought I was divine

#522

⇓

I'd go for a ride with chicks who 'd go And listen to the music on the radio

#523

⇓

A saxophone was blowing On a rock 'n ' roll show

#524

⇓

We climbed in the back seat We really had a good time

#525

⇓

Hot patootie, bless my soul

#526

⇓

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

#527

⇓

Hot patootie, bless my soul

#528

⇓

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

#529

⇓

Lovely party!

#530

⇓

My head used to swim From the perfume I smelled

#531

⇓

My hands kind of fumbled With her white plastic belt

#532

⇓

I'd taste her baby pink lipstick And that's when I'd melt

#533

⇓

She'd whisper in my ear Tonight she really was mine

#534

⇓

Get in front and put some hair oil on Buddy Holly was singing his last song

#535

⇓

With your arms around your girl You tried to sing along

#536

⇓

It felt pretty good Really had a good time

#537

⇓

Hot patootie, bless my soul

#538

⇓

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

#539

⇓

Hot patootie, bless my soul

#540

⇓

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

#541

⇓

One from the vaults.

#542

⇓

Oh, baby!

#543

⇓

Don't be upset.

#544

⇓

It was a mercy killing.

#545

⇓

He had a certain naive charm. . .

#546

⇓

. . .but no muscle.

#547

⇓

But a deltoid

#548

⇓

And a bicep

#549

⇓

A hot groin And a tricep

#550

⇓

Makes me...

#551

⇓

...shake

#552

⇓

Makes me want to take Charles Atlas

#553

⇓

By the hand

#554

⇓

In just seven days Oh, baby

#555

⇓

I can make you a man

#556

⇓

I don 't want no dissension

#557

⇓

Just dynamic tension

#558

⇓

I'm a muscle fan

#559

⇓

In just seven days

#560

⇓

I can make you a man

#561

⇓

Dig it if you can

#562

⇓

In just seven days

#563

⇓

I can make you a man

#564

⇓

Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah! Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!

#565

⇓

There are those who say that life is an illusion. . .

#566

⇓

. . .and that reality is simply a figment of the imagination.

#567

⇓

If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe.

#568

⇓

However, the sudden departure of their host. . .

#569

⇓

. . .and his creation. . .

#570

⇓

. . .into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite. . .

#571

⇓

. . .had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy.

#572

⇓

A feeling which grew as the other guests departed. . .

#573

⇓

. . .and they were shown to their separate rooms.

#574

⇓

Who is it? Who's there?

#575

⇓

It's only me, Janet.

#576

⇓

Brad, darling, come in.

#577

⇓

Oh, Brad!

#578

⇓

Yes, my darling! But what if--?

#579

⇓

Everything's going to be all right.

#580

⇓

Oh, I hope so, my darling.

#581

⇓

-It's you! -I'm afraid so. But isn't it nice?

#582

⇓

You beast, you monster! What have you done with Brad?

#583

⇓

Well, nothing. Why, do you think I should?

#584

⇓

You tricked me! I wouldn't have. I've never, never. . . .

#585

⇓

Yes. Yes, I know.

#586

⇓

But it isn't all bad, is it?

#587

⇓

I think you'll really find it quite pleasurable.

#588

⇓

-So soft, so sensual. -Stop! I mean, help!

#589

⇓

Brad. Oh, Brad!

#590

⇓

Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like this?

#591

⇓

Like this, like how? It's your fault! You're to blame!

#592

⇓

I was saving myself.

#593

⇓

Well, I'm sure you're not spent yet.

#594

⇓

Promise you won't tell Brad?

#595

⇓

Cross my heart and hope to die.

#596

⇓

Oh, Brad, darling, it's no good here!

#597

⇓

It'll destroy us.

#598

⇓

Don't worry. We'll be away from here in the morning.

#599

⇓

Oh, Brad, you're so strong and protective.

#600

⇓

You!

#601

⇓

I'm afraid so, Brad. But isn't it nice?

#602

⇓

Why you-- What have you done with Janet?

#603

⇓

Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

#604

⇓

You tricked me. I wouldn't have. I've never, never, never!

#605

⇓

Yes, I know. But it isn't all bad, is it?

#606

⇓

Not even half bad. I think you'll really quite enjoy it.

#607

⇓

-So soft. So sensual. -No, stop.

#608

⇓

Oh, Janet.

#609

⇓

Janet!

#610

⇓

Janet's probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like this?

#611

⇓

Like this, like how? It's your fault! You're to blame.

#612

⇓

I thought it was the real thing!

#613

⇓

Oh, come on, Brad, admit it.

#614

⇓

You liked it, didn't you?

#615

⇓

There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.

#616

⇓

Oh, Brad, you have wasted so much time already.

#617

⇓

Janet needn't know. I won't tell her.

#618

⇓

You promise you won't tell?

#619

⇓

On my mother's grave.

#620

⇓

Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished.

#621

⇓

The new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds.

#622

⇓

Magenta has just released the dogs.

#623

⇓

Coming!

#624

⇓

What's happening here? Where's Brad?

#625

⇓

Where's anybody?

#626

⇓

Oh, Brad!

#627

⇓

Brad, my darling, how could I have done this to you?

#628

⇓

Oh, lf only we hadn't made this journey.

#629

⇓

If only the car hadn't broken down.

#630

⇓

If only we were amongst friends or sane persons.

#631

⇓

Oh, Brad.

#632

⇓

What have they done with him?

#633

⇓

Brad, how could you?

#634

⇓

But you're hurt.

#635

⇓

Did they do this to you?

#636

⇓

Here. I'll dress your wounds.

#637

⇓

Baby, there. Oh.

#638

⇓

"Emotion: agitation or disturbance of mind...

#639

⇓

. . .vehement or excited mental state. "

#640

⇓

It is also a powerful and irrational master.

#641

⇓

And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their TV monitor. . .

#642

⇓

... there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed...

#643

⇓

...its slave.

#644

⇓

Tell us about it, Janet.

#645

⇓

I was feeling done in

#646

⇓

Couldn 't win

#647

⇓

I'd only ever kissed before

#648

⇓

You mean she--?

#649

⇓

I thought there's no use getting

#650

⇓

Into heavy petting

#651

⇓

It only leads to trouble

#652

⇓

And seat wetting

#653

⇓

Now all I want to know

#654

⇓

Is how to go

#655

⇓

I've tasted blood and I want more

#656

⇓

More, more, more.

#657

⇓

I'll put up no resistance

#658

⇓

I want to stay the distance

#659

⇓

I've got an itch to scratch

#660

⇓

I need assistance

#661

⇓

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

#662

⇓

I wanna be dirty

#663

⇓

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

#664

⇓

Creature of the night

#665

⇓

Then if anything grows

#666

⇓

While you pose

#667

⇓

I'll oil you up and rub you down

#668

⇓

Down, down, down.

#669

⇓

And that's just one small fraction Of the main attraction

#670

⇓

You need a friendly hand

#671

⇓

Oh, and I need action

#672

⇓

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

#673

⇓

I wanna be dirty

#674

⇓

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

#675

⇓

Creature of the night

#676

⇓

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

#677

⇓

I wanna be dirty

#678

⇓

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

#679

⇓

Creature of the night

#680

⇓

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

#681

⇓

I wanna be dirty

#682

⇓

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

#683

⇓

Creature of the night

#684

⇓

Creature of the night.

#685

⇓

Creature of the night?

#686

⇓

Creature of the night.

#687

⇓

Creature of the night.

#688

⇓

Creature of the night.

#689

⇓

Creature of the night

#690

⇓

Creature of the night.

#691

⇓

Creature of the night

#692

⇓

Mercy!

#693

⇓

How did it happen?

#694

⇓

I understood you were to be watching.

#695

⇓

I was only away for a minute, master.

#696

⇓

Well, see if you can find him on the monitor.

#697

⇓

Master.

#698

⇓

Master, we have a visitor.

#699

⇓

Hey, Scotty!

#700

⇓

Dr. Everett Scott.

#701

⇓

You know this earthling-- --this person?

#702

⇓

I most certainly do. He happens to be an old friend of mine.

#703

⇓

I see.

#704

⇓

So this wasn't simply a chance meeting.

#705

⇓

You came here with a purpose.

#706

⇓

I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth.

#707

⇓

I know what you told me, Brad.

#708

⇓

But this Dr. Everett Scott, his name is not unknown to me.

#709

⇓

He was a science teacher at Denton High.

#710

⇓

And now he works for your government.

#711

⇓

He's attached to the Bureau of lnvestigation. . .

#712

⇓

. . .of that which you call UFOs! lsn't that right, Brad?

#713

⇓

He might be. I don't know.

#714

⇓

The intruder is entering the building, master.

#715

⇓

He'll probably be in the Zen Room.

#716

⇓

Shall we inquire of him in person?

#717

⇓

Great Scott!

#718

⇓

Frank N. Furter.

#719

⇓

We meet at last.

#720

⇓

Dr. Scott!

#721

⇓

Brad! What are you doing here?

#722

⇓

Don't play games, Dr. Scott.

#723

⇓

You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here.

#724

⇓

It was part of your plan, was it not?

#725

⇓

That he and his female should check the layout for you?

#726

⇓

Well, unfortunately for you all, the plans are to be changed.

#727

⇓

I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott.

#728

⇓

I know Brad is.

#729

⇓

I assure you, Brad's presence comes as a complete surprise to me.

#730

⇓

I came here to find Eddie.

#731

⇓

-Eddie? I've seen him. He's-- -Eddie?

#732

⇓

What do you know of Eddie?

#733

⇓

I know a great deal about a lot of things.

#734

⇓

You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew.

#735

⇓

Dr. Scott.

#736

⇓

-Janet! -Dr. Scott!

#737

⇓

-Janet! -Brad!

#738

⇓

Rocky!

#739

⇓

-Janet! -Dr. Scott!

#740

⇓

-Janet! -Brad!

#741

⇓

Rocky!

#742

⇓

Listen! I made you. . .

#743

⇓

. . .and I can break you just as easily.

#744

⇓

Master, dinner is prepared!

#745

⇓

Excellent.

#746

⇓

Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.

#747

⇓

Food has always played a vital role in life's rituals:

#748

⇓

The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man. . .

#749

⇓

. . .and now this meal.

#750

⇓

However informal it might appear...

#751

⇓

... you can be sure there was to be very little bonhomie.

#752

⇓

A toast.

#753

⇓

To absent friends.

#754

⇓

To absent friends.

#755

⇓

And Rocky.

#756

⇓

Happy birthday to you

#757

⇓

Happy birthday to you

#758

⇓

Happy birthday, dear Rocky

#759

⇓

-Happy birthday-- -Shall we?

#760

⇓

We came here to discuss Eddie.

#761

⇓

Eddie!

#762

⇓

It's a rather tender subject.

#763

⇓

Another slice, anyone?

#764

⇓

Excuse me.

#765

⇓

I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined.

#766

⇓

Aliens!

#767

⇓

Dr. Scott!

#768

⇓

Go on, Dr. Scott.

#769

⇓

Or should I say Dr. Von Scott?

#770

⇓

Just what exactly are you implying?

#771

⇓

It's all right!

#772

⇓

That's all right, Brad.

#773

⇓

From the day he was born

#774

⇓

He was trouble

#775

⇓

He was the thorn

#776

⇓

In his mother's side

#777

⇓

She tried in vain

#778

⇓

But he never caused her Nothing but shame

#779

⇓

He left home...

#780

⇓

... the day she died

#781

⇓

From the day she was gone

#782

⇓

All he wanted

#783

⇓

Was rock 'n ' roll porn

#784

⇓

Und a motorbike

#785

⇓

Shooting up junk

#786

⇓

He was a low-down, cheap little punk

#787

⇓

Taking everyone for a ride

#788

⇓

When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy

#789

⇓

You knew he was a no-good kid

#790

⇓

But when he threatened your life With a switchblade knife

#791

⇓

-What a guy -Makes you cry

#792

⇓

Und I did

#793

⇓

Everybody shoved him

#794

⇓

I very nearly loved him

#795

⇓

I said, hey, listen to me

#796

⇓

Stay sane inside insanity

#797

⇓

But he locked the door And threw away the key

#798

⇓

But he must've been drawn

#799

⇓

Into something

#800

⇓

Making him warn me

#801

⇓

In a note which reads:

#802

⇓

What's it say? What's it say?

#803

⇓

"I'm out of my head

#804

⇓

Oh, hurry, or I may be dead

#805

⇓

They mustn 't carry out Their evil deeds"

#806

⇓

When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy

#807

⇓

You knew he was a no-good kid

#808

⇓

When he threatened your life With a switchblade knife

#809

⇓

-What a guy -Makes you cry

#810

⇓

Und I did

#811

⇓

When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy

#812

⇓

You knew he was a no-good kid

#813

⇓

But when he threatened your life With a switchblade knife

#814

⇓

-What a guy -Woe, woe, woe

#815

⇓

-Makes you cry -Hey, hey, hey

#816

⇓

Und I did

#817

⇓

Hey

#818

⇓

Oh.

#819

⇓

Oh, Rocky!

#820

⇓

How could you?!

#821

⇓

This way! This way!

#822

⇓

Shut up!

#823

⇓

I'll tell you once I won 't tell you twice

#824

⇓

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

#825

⇓

Your apple pie Don 't taste too nice

#826

⇓

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

#827

⇓

I've laid the seed It should be all you need

#828

⇓

You're as sensual as a pencil

#829

⇓

Wound up like an E or first string

#830

⇓

When we made it Did ya hear a bell ring?

#831

⇓

You got a block Well, take my advice

#832

⇓

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

#833

⇓

The transducer Will seduce ya

#834

⇓

My feet! I can't move my feet!

#835

⇓

My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels.

#836

⇓

It's as if we were glued to the spot.

#837

⇓

You are.

#838

⇓

So quake with fear, you tiny fools.

#839

⇓

We're trapped.

#840

⇓

It's something you'll get used to A mental mind fuck can be nice

#841

⇓

No!

#842

⇓

You won't find Earth people the easy mark you imagine.

#843

⇓

This sonic transducer. . .

#844

⇓

. . .it is some kind of audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device?

#845

⇓

-You mean. . .? -Yes, Brad.

#846

⇓

It's something we ourselves have been working on for a while.

#847

⇓

But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it.

#848

⇓

A device capable of breaking down solid matter. . .

#849

⇓

. . .and then projecting it through space, and who knows. . .

#850

⇓

. . .perhaps even time itself!

#851

⇓

He's gonna send us to another planet?

#852

⇓

Planet schmanet, Janet.

#853

⇓

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

#854

⇓

You'd better wise up Build your thighs up

#855

⇓

You'd better wise up

#856

⇓

And then she cried out:

#857

⇓

Stop!

#858

⇓

Don 't get hot and flustered

#859

⇓

Use a bit of mustard

#860

⇓

You're a hot dog

#861

⇓

But you'd better not...

#862

⇓

... try to hurt her

#863

⇓

Frank Furter

#864

⇓

You're a hot dog

#865

⇓

But you'd better not...

#866

⇓

... try to hurt her

#867

⇓

Frank Furter

#868

⇓

You're a hot dog

#869

⇓

My God! I can't stand any more of this.

#870

⇓

First, you spurn me for Eddie, then you toss him like an old coat for Rocky.

#871

⇓

You chew people up and then you spit them out again.

#872

⇓

I loved you.

#873

⇓

Do you hear me? I loved you.

#874

⇓

And what did it get me? I'll tell you, a big nothing.

#875

⇓

You're like a sponge. You drain others of their love and emotion.

#876

⇓

Well, I've had enough!

#877

⇓

Choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head.

#878

⇓

It's not easy, having a good time.

#879

⇓

Even smiling makes my face ache.

#880

⇓

And my children turn on me.

#881

⇓

Rocky's behaving just the way that Eddie did.

#882

⇓

Maybe I made a mistake. . .

#883

⇓

. . .splitting his brain between the two of them.

#884

⇓

I grow weary of this world!

#885

⇓

When shall we return to Transylvania?!

#886

⇓

Magenta. . .

#887

⇓

. . .I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother, Riff Raff.

#888

⇓

You have both served me well.

#889

⇓

Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded.

#890

⇓

You'll discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous.

#891

⇓

I ask for nothing, master.

#892

⇓

And you shall receive it in abundance!

#893

⇓

Come. We are ready for the floorshow.

#894

⇓

And so, by some extraordinary coincidence...

#895

⇓

. . .fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet. . .

#896

⇓

. . .should keep that appointment with their friend Dr. Everett Scott.

#897

⇓

But it was to be in a situation. . .

#898

⇓

. . .which none of them could have possibly foreseen.

#899

⇓

And just a few hours after announcing their engagement. . .

#900

⇓

. . .Brad and Janet had both tasted. . .

#901

⇓

. . .forbidden fruit.

#902

⇓

This in itself was proof. . .

#903

⇓

. . .that their host was a man of little morals. . .

#904

⇓

. . .and some persuasion.

#905

⇓

What further indignities were they to be subjected to?

#906

⇓

And what of the floorshow that had been spoken of?

#907

⇓

In an empty house. . .

#908

⇓

. . .in the middle of the night?

#909

⇓

What diabolical plan. . .

#910

⇓

. . .had seized Frank's crazed imagination?

#911

⇓

What indeed?

#912

⇓

From what had gone before, it was clear. . .

#913

⇓

. . .that this was to be no picnic.

#914

⇓

It was great when it all began

#915

⇓

I was a regular Frankie fan

#916

⇓

But it was over when he had the plan

#917

⇓

To start working on a muscleman

#918

⇓

Now the only thing that gives me hope

#919

⇓

Is my love of a certain dope

#920

⇓

Rose tints my world

#921

⇓

Keeps me safe From my trouble and pain

#922

⇓

I'm just seven hours old

#923

⇓

Truly beautiful to behold

#924

⇓

And somebody should be told

#925

⇓

My libido hasn 't been controlled

#926

⇓

Now the only thing I've come to trust

#927

⇓

Is an orgasmic rush of lust

#928

⇓

Rose tints my world

#929

⇓

And keeps me safe From my trouble and pain

#930

⇓

It's beyond me

#931

⇓

Help me, Mommy

#932

⇓

I'll be good, you'll see

#933

⇓

Take this dream away

#934

⇓

What's this

#935

⇓

Let's see

#936

⇓

I feel sexy

#937

⇓

What's come over me

#938

⇓

Here it comes again

#939

⇓

I feel released

#940

⇓

Bad times deceased

#941

⇓

My confidence has increased

#942

⇓

Reality is here

#943

⇓

The game has been disbanded

#944

⇓

My mind has been expanded

#945

⇓

It's a gas that Frankie's landed

#946

⇓

His lust is so sincere

#947

⇓

Whatever happened...

#948

⇓

... to Fay Wray

#949

⇓

That delicate...

#950

⇓

...satin-draped frame

#951

⇓

As it clung to her thigh

#952

⇓

How I started to cry

#953

⇓

'Cause I wanted to be dressed

#954

⇓

Just the same

#955

⇓

Give yourself over

#956

⇓

To absolute pleasure

#957

⇓

Swim the warm waters

#958

⇓

Of sins of the flesh

#959

⇓

Erotic nightmares

#960

⇓

Beyond any measure

#961

⇓

And sensual daydreams

#962

⇓

To treasure forever

#963

⇓

Can 't you just see it

#964

⇓

Don 't dream it

#965

⇓

Be it

#966

⇓

Don 't dream it

#967

⇓

Be it

#968

⇓

Don 't dream it

#969

⇓

Be it

#970

⇓

Don 't dream it

#971

⇓

Be it

#972

⇓

We've got to get. . .

#973

⇓

. . .out of this trap. . .

#974

⇓

. . .before this decadence. . .

#975

⇓

. . .saps our wills.

#976

⇓

I've got to be strong. . .

#977

⇓

. . .und try to hang on.

#978

⇓

Or else my mind. . .

#979

⇓

. . .may well snap.

#980

⇓

Und my life will be lived. . .

#981

⇓

...for the thrill

#982

⇓

It's beyond me

#983

⇓

Help me, Mommy

#984

⇓

God bless...

#985

⇓

...Lily St. Cyr

#986

⇓

My, my, my, my

#987

⇓

My, my, my, my

#988

⇓

I'm a wild and untamed thing

#989

⇓

I'm a bee with a deadly sting

#990

⇓

Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"

#991

⇓

Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing

#992

⇓

Let the party and the sounds rock on

#993

⇓

We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone

#994

⇓

Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain

#995

⇓

We're a wild and an untamed thing

#996

⇓

We're a bee with a deadly sting

#997

⇓

Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"

#998

⇓

Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing

#999

⇓

So let the party And the sounds rock on

#1000

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