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The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Season 1, Episode 1 — The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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Michael Rennie was ill

michael

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The day the earth stood still

earth stood

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But he told us where we stand

stand

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And Flash Gordon was there

flash gordon

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In silver underwear

silver underwear

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Claude Rains was the lnvisible Man

rains

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Then something went wrong

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For Fay Wray and King Kong

king king-kong kong

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They got caught in a celluloid jam

caught

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Then at a deadly pace

deadly pace

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It came from outer space

outer outer-space space

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And this is how the message ran

message

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Science fiction

fiction science

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Double feature

double double-feature feature

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Dr. X

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Will build a creature

build creature

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See androids fighting

fighting

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Brad and Janet

brad janet

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Anne Francis stars in...

anne francis stars

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. . .Forbidden Planet

forbidden planet

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Oh

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At the late-night

late late-night night

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Double feature

double double-feature feature

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Picture show

picture

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I knew Leo G. Carrol

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Was over a barrel

barrel

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When Tarantula took to the hills

hills tarantula

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And I really got hot

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When I saw Janette Scott

scott

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Fight a Triffid that

fight

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Spits poison and kills

kills poison spits

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Dana Andrews said prunes

dana

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Gave him the runes

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And passing them used lots of skills

lots passing skills used

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But when worlds collide

worlds

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Said George Pal to his bride

bride george

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I'm gonna give you

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Some terrible thrills

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Like a

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Science fiction

fiction science

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Double feature

double double-feature feature

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Dr. X

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Will build a creature

build creature

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See androids fighting

fighting

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Brad and Janet

brad janet

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Anne Francis stars in...

anne francis stars

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. . .Forbidden Planet

forbidden planet

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Oh

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At the late-night

late late-night night

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Double feature

double double-feature feature

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Picture show

picture

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I want to go

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Oh

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To the late-night

late late-night night

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Double feature

double double-feature feature

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Picture show

picture

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By RKO

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Oh

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To the late-night

late late-night night

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Double feature

double double-feature feature

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Picture show

picture

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In the back row

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Oh

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To the late-night

late late-night night

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Double feature

double double-feature feature

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Picture show

picture

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Here they come.

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I'd like the parents and the grandparents.

grandparents parents

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Yes, all the close family.

close family

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Smile! Hold fast. Beautiful!

fast smile

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Congratulations.

congratulations

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Well. . . .

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I guess we really did it, huh?

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You and Betty have been inseparable. . .

betty inseparable

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. . .since you met in Dr. Scott's courses.

courses

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Tell you the truth, Brad, she was the only reason I came in the first place.

brad place reason truth

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I mean--

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Okay, guys, this is it! You ready?

ready

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Look, Betty's gonna throw her bouquet.

throw

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I got it!

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-I got it! -Hey, big fella.

fella

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Looks like it could be your turn next.

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Who knows.

knows

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So long. See you, Brad.

brad

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Come on, hop in.

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See you, Brad.

brad

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Brad, wasn't it wonderful? Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful?

betty brad

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Just an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe.

betty hour plain

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And now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.

ralph

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-Yes, Janet. Ralph's a lucky guy. -Yes.

janet lucky

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Oh, I always cry at weddings.

weddings

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Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.

cook knows

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Yes.

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Ralph will be in line for promotion in a year.

line promotion ralph

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Yes.

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-Hey, Janet. -Yes, Brad?

brad janet

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I've got something to say.

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I really loved

loved

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The skillful way

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You beat the other girls

beat girls

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To the bride's bouquet

brides

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Oh, Brad.

brad

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-The river was deep but I swam it -Janet

deep janet river swam

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-The future is ours, so let's plan it -Janet

future janet plan

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-So please don 't tell me to can it -Janet

janet

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I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet

janet

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I love you

love

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-The road was long but I ran it -Janet

janet road

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-A fire's in my heart and you fan it -Janet

fires heart janet

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-There's one fool for you and I am it -Janet

fool janet

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I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet

janet

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I love you

love

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Here's a ring to prove

prove ring

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That I'm no joker

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There's three ways

three ways

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That love can grow

grow love

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That's good, bad

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Or mediocre

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Oh, J-A-N-E-T

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I love you so

love

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-Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had -Oh, Brad

betty brad nicer

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-Now we're engaged and I'm so glad -Oh, Brad

brad engaged glad

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-That you met Mom and you know Dad -Oh, Brad

brad

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I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad

brad

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For you too

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Oh, Brad

brad

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Oh, damn it

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I'm mad

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Oh, Janet

janet

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For you

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I love you too

love

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There's one thing left to do Ah-ooh

left

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-And that's go see the man who began it -Janet

began janet

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-When we met in his science, exam it -Janet

exam janet science

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-Made me give you the eye, then panic -Janet

janet panic

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Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet

janet

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I love you

love

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Damn it, Janet

janet

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Oh, Brad, I'm mad

brad

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Damn it, Janet

janet

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I love you

love

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I would like, if I may. . .

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. . .to take you on a strange journey.

journey strange

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It seemed a fairly ordinary night. . .

fairly night ordinary seemed

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. . .when Brad Majors and his fiancée, Janet Weiss. . .

brad brad-majors janet janet-weiss majors weiss

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. . .two young, ordinary, healthy kids. . .

healthy kids ordinary young

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. . .Ieft Denton that late November evening. . .

evening late november

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. . .to visit a Dr. Everett Scott. . .

everett scott visit

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. . .ex-tutor and now friend to both of them.

friend tutor

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It's true there were dark storm clouds. . .

clouds dark storm

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. . .heavy, black and pendulous. . .

black heavy

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. . .toward which they were driving.

driving

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It's true also that the spare tire they carried. . .

carried spare tire

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. . .was badly in need of some air.

badly

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But they, being normal kids and. . .

kids normal

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. . .on a night out. . .

night

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. . .they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening.

evening events spoil storm

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On a night out.

night

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It was a night out. . .

night

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. . .they were going to remember. . .

remember

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. . .for a very long time.

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I have never been a quitter.

quitter

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To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent...

completed office term

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... to every instinct in my body.

body instinct

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But as president...

president

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...l must put the interests ofAmerica first.

interests must

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America needs a full-time president...

america america-needs full needs president

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...and a full-time Congress...

congress full

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...particularly at this time....

particularly

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Gosh, that's the third motorcyclist that's passed us.

gosh passed third

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They sure do take their lives in their hands.

hands lives

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Yes, Janet. Life's pretty cheap to that type.

cheap janet lifes type

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What's the matter, Brad, darling?

brad darling matter

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We took the wrong fork a few miles back.

fork miles

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Oh.

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Where did that motorcyclist come from?

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I guess we'll just have to turn back.

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What was that bang?

bang

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We must have a blowout.

must

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Damn it! I knew I should've gotten that spare tire fixed.

fixed gotten shouldve shouldve-gotten spare tire

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You stay here and I'll go for help.

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We're in the middle of nowhere.

middle

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Didn't we pass a castle a few miles back?

castle miles pass

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Maybe they have a telephone I could use.

telephone

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I'm going too.

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-Both of us don't need to get wet. -I'm coming with you.

coming

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Besides, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman. . .

besides might owner phone woman

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. . .and you might never come back again.

might

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In the velvet darkness

darkness velvet

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Of the blackest night

night

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Burning bright

bright burning

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There's a guiding star

guiding star

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No matter what

matter

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Or...

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... who you are

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There's a light

light

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Over at the Frankenstein place

frankenstein place

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There's a light

light

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Burning in the fireplace

burning fireplace

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There's a light, light

light

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In the darkness

darkness

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Of everybody's life

everybodys life

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The darkness must go

darkness must

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Down the river

river

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Of nights dreaming

dreaming nights

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Flow morphia slow

flow slow

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Let the sun

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And light come streaming

light streaming

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Into my life

life

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Into my life

life

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There's a light

light

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Over at the Frankenstein place

frankenstein place

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There's a light

light

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Burning in the fireplace

burning fireplace

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There's a light

light

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Light

light

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In the darkness

darkness

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Of everybody's life

everybodys life

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And so. . .

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. . .it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet. . .

brad fortune janet seemed smiled

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. . .and they had found the assistance that their plight required.

assistance found required

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Or had they?

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Brad, let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.

brad cold frightened

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Just a moment, Janet. They may have a phone.

janet moment phone

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Hello.

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Hi! My name's Brad Majors.

brad brad-majors majors names

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This is my fiancée, Janet Weiss.

janet janet-weiss weiss

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I wondered if you might help us. Our car broke down up the road.

broke might road wondered

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Do you have a phone we might use?

might phone

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You're wet.

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Yes, it's raining.

raining

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Yes.

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Oh.

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I think, perhaps, you better both come inside.

perhaps

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You're too kind.

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I'm frightened. What kind of place is this?

frightened place

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It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.

hunting rich weirdos

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This way.

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Are you having a party?

having party

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You've arrived on a rather special night.

arrived night special special-night

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-It's one of the master's affairs. -Oh.

affairs masters

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-Lucky him. -You're lucky.

lucky

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He's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky!

lucky

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It's astounding

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Time is fleeting

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Madness takes its toll

madness takes toll

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But listen closely

closely

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Not for very much longer

longer

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I've got to keep control

control

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I remember

remember

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Doing the time warp

warp

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Drinking

drinking

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Those moments when

moments

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The blackness would hit me

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And the void would be calling

calling void

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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It's just a jump to the left

jump left

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-And a step to the right -With your hands on your hips

hands hips step

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You bring your knees in tight

bring knees tight

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But it's the pelvic thrust

pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insane

drives insane

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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It's so dreamy

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Oh, fantasy free me

fantasy free

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So you can 't see me

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No, not at all

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In another dimension

another dimension

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With voyeuristic intention

intention

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Well secluded

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I see all

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With a bit of a mind flip

flip mind

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You're into the time slip

slip

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And nothing can ever be the same

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You're spaced out on sensation

sensation

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Like you're under sedation

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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I was walking down the street Just having a think

having street walking

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When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink

evil snake wink

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He shook a me up He took me by surprise

shook surprise

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He had a pickup truck And the devil's eyes

devils eyes pickup truck

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He stared at me And I felt a change

change

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Time meant nothing Never would again

meant

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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It's just a jump to the left

jump left

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-And then a step to the right -With your hands on your hips

hands hips step

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You bring your knees in tight

bring knees tight

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But it's the pelvic thrust

pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insane

drives insane

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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It's just a jump to the left

jump left

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-And then a step to the right -With your hands on your hips

hands hips step

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Bring your knees in tight

bring knees tight

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But it's the pelvic thrust

pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insane

drives insane

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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Let's do the time warp again

warp

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Say something.

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Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison?

madison

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-Brad, please, let's get out of here. -Keep a grip on yourself, Janet.

brad grip janet

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-But it seems so unhealthy here. -It's just a party, Janet.

janet party seems unhealthy

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-Well, I want to go. -We can't till I get to a phone.

phone till

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-Then ask the butler or someone. -Just a moment.

butler moment

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We don't want to interfere with their celebrations.

interfere

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This isn't the Chamber of Commerce.

chamber

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They're probably foreigners with different ways.

foreigners ways

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They may do some more folk dancing.

dancing folk

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I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared.

cold plain scared

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I'm here, there's nothing to worry about.

worry

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How do you do

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I see you've met

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My faithful handyman

faithful

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He's just a little brought down

brought

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Because when you knocked

knocked

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He thought you were the candyman

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Don 't get strung out

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By the way I look

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Don 'tjudge a book by its cover

book cover

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I'm not much of a man

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By the light of day

light

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But by night I'm one hell of a lover

lover night

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I'm just a sweet transvestite

sweet sweet-transvestite

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From Transsexual...

transsexual

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... Transylvania

transylvania

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Let me show you around

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Maybe play you a sound

sound

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You look like you're both Pretty groovy

groovy

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Or if you want something visual

visual

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That's not too abysmal

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We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

movie steve

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I'm glad we caught you at home

caught glad home

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Could we use your phone?

phone

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-We're both in a bit of a hurry -Right

hurry

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We'll just say where we are

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-Then go back to the car -A pleasure to meet you, Dr. Furter

furter meet pleasure

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We don 't want to be any worry

worry

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Well, you got caught with a flat

caught flat

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Well, how about that

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Well, babies, don 't you panic

babies panic

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By the light of the night

light night

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It'll all seem all right

itll

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I'll get you a satanic mechanic

mechanic

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I'm just a sweet transvestite

sweet sweet-transvestite

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From Transsexual...

transsexual

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... Transylvania

transylvania

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Why don 't you stay for the night

night

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-Night -Or maybe a bite

bite night

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Bite

bite

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I could show you My favorite obsession

favorite obsession

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I've been making a man

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With blond hair and a tan

blond hair

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And he's good for relieving My tension

tension

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I'm just a sweet transvestite

sweet sweet-transvestite

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From Transsexual...

transsexual

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... Transylvania

transylvania

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Hit it! Hit it!

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-I'm just a sweet transvestite -Sweet transvestite

sweet sweet-transvestite

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From Transsexual...

transsexual

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... Transylvania

transylvania

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So come up to the lab

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And see what's on the slab

slab

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I see you shiver

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With antici--

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-pation

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But maybe the rain

rain

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Is really to blame

blame

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So I'll remove the cause

remove

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But not the symptom

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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Brad!

brad

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We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right.

aces along pull

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Slowly, slowly. It's too nice a job to rush.

rush slowly

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Hi. My name's Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss.

brad brad-majors janet janet-weiss majors names weiss

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You are. . .?

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You are very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory.

franks invited laboratory lucky

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Some people would give their right arm for the privilege.

privilege

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People like you, maybe?

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I've seen it.

seen

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Come along. The master doesn't like to be kept waiting.

along master waiting

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Shift it!

shift

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Is he--? Frank, I mean, is he your husband?

frank husband

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The master is not yet married. Nor do I think he ever will be.

married master

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-We are simply his servants. -Oh.

servants simply

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Magenta.

magenta

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Columbia.

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Go and assist Riff Raff.

assist raff riff riff-raff

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I will entertain. . . .

entertain

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Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Vice.

brad brad-majors janet majors vice

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-Weiss. -Weiss?

weiss

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Enchanté.

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Well, how nice.

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And what charming underclothes you both have.

charming

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But here, put these on.

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They'll make you feel less vulnerable.

less vulnerable

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It's not often we receive visitors here.

often receive visitors

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Let alone offer them hospitality.

alone hospitality offer

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Hospitality! All we wanted to do was use your telephone. Goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it hospitality telephone wanted

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A reasonable request you have ignored!

ignored reasonable request

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-Don't be ungrateful. -Ungrateful?!

ungrateful

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How forceful you are, Brad.

brad

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Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So dominant.

dominant manhood perfect

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You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.

awfully janet must proud

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Well, yes, I am.

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-Do you have any tattoos, Brad? -Certainly not.

brad certainly tattoos

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Oh, well. How about you?

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Everything is in readiness, master.

master

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We merely await your word.

await merely word

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Tonight, my unconventional conventionists. . .

tonight

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. . .you are to witness a new breakthrough. . .

breakthrough witness

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. . .in biochemical research.

research

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And paradise is to be mine!

paradise

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It was strange the way it happened.

happened strange

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Suddenly. . .

suddenly

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. . .you get a break.

break

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All the pieces seem to fit into place.

pieces place

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What a sucker you've been. What a fool.

fool sucker

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The answer was there all the time.

answer

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It took a small accident to make it happen.

accident happen

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-An accident! -An accident!

accident

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That's how I discovered the secret.

discovered secret

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That elusive ingredient.

↓

That spark. . .

spark

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. . .that is the breath of life.

breath life

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Yes.

↓

I have that knowledge.

knowledge

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I hold the secret. . .

secret

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. . .to life itself!

life

↓

You see. . .

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. . .you are fortunate.

fortunate

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For tonight is the night. . .

night tonight

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. . .that my beautiful creature is destined to be born.

born creature destined

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Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator.

open sonic switches throw

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And step up the reactor power input. . .

input power reactor step

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. . .three more points!

points three

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Oh, Brad!

brad

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It's all right, Janet.

janet

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Oh, Rocky!

rocky

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The sword of Damocles ls hanging over my head

hanging head sword

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I've got the feeling someone's Gonna be cutting the thread

cutting feeling someones thread

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Oh, woe is me

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My life is a misery

life misery

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Oh, can 't you see

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That I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer

downer start

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I woke up this morning with a start When I fell out of bed

fell morning start woke

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That ain 't no crime

crime

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And left from my dreaming Was a feeling of unnameable dread

dreaming feeling left

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That ain 't no crime

crime

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My high is low

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I'm dressed up with no place to go

dressed place

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And all I know

↓

Is I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer

downer start

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-That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no.

crime

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-That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no.

crime

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Oh, my baby!

baby

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The sword of Damocles ls hanging over my head

hanging head sword

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That ain 't no crime

crime

↓

I've got the feeling someone's Gonna be cutting the thread

cutting feeling someones thread

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That ain 't no crime

crime

↓

Oh, woe is me

↓

My life is a mystery

life mystery

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And can 't you see

↓

That I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer

downer start

↓

-That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no.

crime

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That ain 't no crime

crime

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Well, really!

↓

That's no way to behave on your first day out.

behave

↓

But since you're such an exceptional beauty. . .

beauty exceptional

↓

. . .I'm prepared to forgive you.

forgive prepared

↓

Oh, I just love success!

love success

↓

-He is a credit to your genius. -Yes.

credit genius

↓

-A triumph of your will. -Yes.

triumph

↓

He's okay.

↓

Okay?

↓

Okay?!

↓

I think we can do better than that.

↓

Now, Brad and Janet. . .

brad janet

↓

. . .what do you think of him?

↓

Well. . . .

↓

I don't like men with too many muscles.

muscles

↓

I didn't make him for you!

↓

He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.

approval atlas carries charles seal

↓

A weakling weighing 98 pounds

pounds weighing

↓

Will get sand in his face

face sand

↓

When kicked to the ground

ground kicked

↓

And soon in the gym

↓

With a determined chin

chin determined

↓

The sweat from his pores

pores sweat

↓

As he works for his cause

works

↓

Will make him glisten

↓

And gleam

↓

And with massage

massage

↓

Andjust a little bit of steam

steam

↓

He'll be pink

pink

↓

And quite clean

clean

↓

He'll be a strong man

strong

↓

Oh, honey But the wrong man

honey

↓

He'll eat nutritious high protein

protein

↓

And swallow raw eggs

eggs swallow

↓

Try to build up his shoulders

build shoulders

↓

His chest, arms and legs

arms chest legs

↓

Such an effort lf he only knew of my plan

effort plan

↓

In just seven days

days seven seven-days

↓

I can make you a man

↓

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups

chin press

↓

Do the snatch, clean andjerk

clean snatch

↓

He thinks dynamic tension

dynamic tension thinks

↓

Must be hard work

hard must

↓

Such strenuous living

living

↓

Ijust don 't understand

↓

When in just seven days Oh, baby

baby days seven seven-days

↓

I can make you a man

↓

Eddie!

eddie

↓

Whatever happened to Saturday night

happened night saturday saturday-night

↓

When you dressed sharp, felt all right Don 't seem the same since cosmic light

cosmic dressed light sharp

↓

Came into my life I thought I was divine

divine life

↓

I'd go for a ride with chicks who 'd go And listen to the music on the radio

chicks music radio ride

↓

A saxophone was blowing On a rock 'n ' roll show

blowing rock roll saxophone

↓

We climbed in the back seat We really had a good time

climbed seat

↓

Hot patootie, bless my soul

bless patootie soul

↓

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

love rock roll

↓

Hot patootie, bless my soul

bless patootie soul

↓

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

love rock roll

↓

Lovely party!

lovely party

↓

My head used to swim From the perfume I smelled

head perfume smelled swim used

↓

My hands kind of fumbled With her white plastic belt

belt hands plastic white

↓

I'd taste her baby pink lipstick And that's when I'd melt

baby lipstick melt pink taste

↓

She'd whisper in my ear Tonight she really was mine

shed tonight whisper

↓

Get in front and put some hair oil on Buddy Holly was singing his last song

buddy front hair holly singing song

↓

With your arms around your girl You tried to sing along

along arms girl sing sing-along tried

↓

It felt pretty good Really had a good time

↓

Hot patootie, bless my soul

bless patootie soul

↓

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

love rock roll

↓

Hot patootie, bless my soul

bless patootie soul

↓

I really love that rock 'n ' roll

love rock roll

↓

One from the vaults.

↓

Oh, baby!

baby

↓

Don't be upset.

upset

↓

It was a mercy killing.

killing mercy

↓

He had a certain naive charm. . .

certain charm naive

↓

. . .but no muscle.

muscle

↓

But a deltoid

deltoid

↓

And a bicep

bicep

↓

A hot groin And a tricep

groin

↓

Makes me...

makes

↓

...shake

shake

↓

Makes me want to take Charles Atlas

atlas charles makes

↓

By the hand

hand

↓

In just seven days Oh, baby

baby days seven seven-days

↓

I can make you a man

↓

I don 't want no dissension

↓

Just dynamic tension

dynamic tension

↓

I'm a muscle fan

muscle

↓

In just seven days

days seven seven-days

↓

I can make you a man

↓

Dig it if you can

↓

In just seven days

days seven seven-days

↓

I can make you a man

↓

Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah! Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!

rocky

↓

There are those who say that life is an illusion. . .

illusion life

↓

. . .and that reality is simply a figment of the imagination.

imagination reality simply

↓

If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe.

brad janet safe

↓

However, the sudden departure of their host. . .

host sudden

↓

. . .and his creation. . .

creation

↓

. . .into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite. . .

somber suite

↓

. . .had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy.

feeling left

↓

A feeling which grew as the other guests departed. . .

feeling grew guests

↓

. . .and they were shown to their separate rooms.

rooms separate shown

↓

Who is it? Who's there?

↓

It's only me, Janet.

janet

↓

Brad, darling, come in.

brad darling

↓

Oh, Brad!

brad

↓

Yes, my darling! But what if--?

darling

↓

Everything's going to be all right.

everythings

↓

Oh, I hope so, my darling.

darling hope

↓

-It's you! -I'm afraid so. But isn't it nice?

afraid

↓

You beast, you monster! What have you done with Brad?

beast brad monster

↓

Well, nothing. Why, do you think I should?

↓

You tricked me! I wouldn't have. I've never, never. . . .

tricked

↓

Yes. Yes, I know.

↓

But it isn't all bad, is it?

↓

I think you'll really find it quite pleasurable.

↓

-So soft, so sensual. -Stop! I mean, help!

sensual soft

↓

Brad. Oh, Brad!

brad

↓

Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like this?

asleep brads

↓

Like this, like how? It's your fault! You're to blame!

blame fault

↓

I was saving myself.

saving

↓

Well, I'm sure you're not spent yet.

spent

↓

Promise you won't tell Brad?

brad promise

↓

Cross my heart and hope to die.

cross heart hope

↓

Oh, Brad, darling, it's no good here!

brad darling

↓

It'll destroy us.

destroy itll

↓

Don't worry. We'll be away from here in the morning.

morning worry

↓

Oh, Brad, you're so strong and protective.

brad protective strong

↓

You!

↓

I'm afraid so, Brad. But isn't it nice?

afraid brad

↓

Why you-- What have you done with Janet?

janet

↓

Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

↓

You tricked me. I wouldn't have. I've never, never, never!

tricked

↓

Yes, I know. But it isn't all bad, is it?

↓

Not even half bad. I think you'll really quite enjoy it.

enjoy half

↓

-So soft. So sensual. -No, stop.

sensual soft

↓

Oh, Janet.

janet

↓

Janet!

janet

↓

Janet's probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like this?

asleep

↓

Like this, like how? It's your fault! You're to blame.

blame fault

↓

I thought it was the real thing!

real

↓

Oh, come on, Brad, admit it.

admit brad

↓

You liked it, didn't you?

liked

↓

There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.

crime giving pleasure

↓

Oh, Brad, you have wasted so much time already.

brad wasted

↓

Janet needn't know. I won't tell her.

janet

↓

You promise you won't tell?

promise

↓

On my mother's grave.

grave mothers

↓

Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished.

broken chains master rocky vanished

↓

The new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds.

castle grounds loose

↓

Magenta has just released the dogs.

dogs magenta released

↓

Coming!

coming

↓

What's happening here? Where's Brad?

brad

↓

Where's anybody?

anybody

↓

Oh, Brad!

brad

↓

Brad, my darling, how could I have done this to you?

brad darling

↓

Oh, lf only we hadn't made this journey.

journey

↓

If only the car hadn't broken down.

broken

↓

If only we were amongst friends or sane persons.

amongst friends persons sane

↓

Oh, Brad.

brad

↓

What have they done with him?

↓

Brad, how could you?

brad

↓

But you're hurt.

hurt

↓

Did they do this to you?

↓

Here. I'll dress your wounds.

dress wounds

↓

Baby, there. Oh.

baby

↓

"Emotion: agitation or disturbance of mind...

emotion mind

↓

. . .vehement or excited mental state. "

excited mental state

↓

It is also a powerful and irrational master.

irrational master powerful

↓

And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their TV monitor. . .

magenta monitor

↓

... there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed...

doubt indeed janet seemed

↓

...its slave.

slave

↓

Tell us about it, Janet.

janet

↓

I was feeling done in

feeling

↓

Couldn 't win

↓

I'd only ever kissed before

kissed

↓

You mean she--?

↓

I thought there's no use getting

↓

Into heavy petting

heavy petting

↓

It only leads to trouble

leads trouble

↓

And seat wetting

seat

↓

Now all I want to know

↓

Is how to go

↓

I've tasted blood and I want more

blood tasted

↓

More, more, more.

↓

I'll put up no resistance

resistance

↓

I want to stay the distance

distance

↓

I've got an itch to scratch

itch scratch

↓

I need assistance

assistance

↓

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

touch

↓

I wanna be dirty

dirty

↓

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

chill fulfill thrill

↓

Creature of the night

creature night

↓

Then if anything grows

grows

↓

While you pose

pose

↓

I'll oil you up and rub you down

↓

Down, down, down.

↓

And that's just one small fraction Of the main attraction

attraction main

↓

You need a friendly hand

friendly hand

↓

Oh, and I need action

action

↓

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

touch

↓

I wanna be dirty

dirty

↓

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

chill fulfill thrill

↓

Creature of the night

creature night

↓

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

touch

↓

I wanna be dirty

dirty

↓

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

chill fulfill thrill

↓

Creature of the night

creature night

↓

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

touch

↓

I wanna be dirty

dirty

↓

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

chill fulfill thrill

↓

Creature of the night

creature night

↓

Creature of the night.

creature night

↓

Creature of the night?

creature night

↓

Creature of the night.

creature night

↓

Creature of the night.

creature night

↓

Creature of the night.

creature night

↓

Creature of the night

creature night

↓

Creature of the night.

creature night

↓

Creature of the night

creature night

↓

Mercy!

mercy

↓

How did it happen?

happen

↓

I understood you were to be watching.

understood watching

↓

I was only away for a minute, master.

master minute

↓

Well, see if you can find him on the monitor.

monitor

↓

Master.

master

↓

Master, we have a visitor.

master visitor

↓

Hey, Scotty!

scotty

↓

Dr. Everett Scott.

everett scott

↓

You know this earthling-- --this person?

person

↓

I most certainly do. He happens to be an old friend of mine.

certainly friend happens

↓

I see.

↓

So this wasn't simply a chance meeting.

chance meeting simply

↓

You came here with a purpose.

purpose

↓

I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth.

broke telling truth

↓

I know what you told me, Brad.

brad

↓

But this Dr. Everett Scott, his name is not unknown to me.

everett name scott unknown

↓

He was a science teacher at Denton High.

science teacher

↓

And now he works for your government.

government works

↓

He's attached to the Bureau of lnvestigation. . .

attached bureau

↓

. . .of that which you call UFOs! lsn't that right, Brad?

brad ufos

↓

He might be. I don't know.

might

↓

The intruder is entering the building, master.

building entering master

↓

He'll probably be in the Zen Room.

room

↓

Shall we inquire of him in person?

person

↓

Great Scott!

scott

↓

Frank N. Furter.

frank furter

↓

We meet at last.

meet

↓

Dr. Scott!

scott

↓

Brad! What are you doing here?

brad

↓

Don't play games, Dr. Scott.

games scott

↓

You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here.

brad brad-majors majors perfectly

↓

It was part of your plan, was it not?

part plan

↓

That he and his female should check the layout for you?

check female

↓

Well, unfortunately for you all, the plans are to be changed.

changed plans unfortunately

↓

I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott.

hope scott

↓

I know Brad is.

brad

↓

I assure you, Brad's presence comes as a complete surprise to me.

assure brads comes complete presence surprise

↓

I came here to find Eddie.

eddie

↓

-Eddie? I've seen him. He's-- -Eddie?

eddie seen

↓

What do you know of Eddie?

eddie

↓

I know a great deal about a lot of things.

deal

↓

You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew.

eddie happens nephew

↓

Dr. Scott.

scott

↓

-Janet! -Dr. Scott!

janet scott

↓

-Janet! -Brad!

brad janet

↓

Rocky!

rocky

↓

-Janet! -Dr. Scott!

janet scott

↓

-Janet! -Brad!

brad janet

↓

Rocky!

rocky

↓

Listen! I made you. . .

↓

. . .and I can break you just as easily.

break easily

↓

Master, dinner is prepared!

dinner master prepared

↓

Excellent.

excellent

↓

Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.

circumstances dress formal optional

↓

Food has always played a vital role in life's rituals:

food lifes played rituals role vital

↓

The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man. . .

bread breaking meal

↓

. . .and now this meal.

meal

↓

However informal it might appear...

appear might

↓

... you can be sure there was to be very little bonhomie.

↓

A toast.

toast

↓

To absent friends.

absent friends

↓

To absent friends.

absent friends

↓

And Rocky.

rocky

↓

Happy birthday to you

birthday happy happy-birthday

↓

Happy birthday to you

birthday happy happy-birthday

↓

Happy birthday, dear Rocky

birthday birthday-dear dear happy happy-birthday happy-birthday-dear rocky

↓

-Happy birthday-- -Shall we?

birthday happy happy-birthday

↓

We came here to discuss Eddie.

discuss eddie

↓

Eddie!

eddie

↓

It's a rather tender subject.

subject tender

↓

Another slice, anyone?

another slice

↓

Excuse me.

excuse

↓

I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined.

crowd imagined worse

↓

Aliens!

aliens

↓

Dr. Scott!

scott

↓

Go on, Dr. Scott.

scott

↓

Or should I say Dr. Von Scott?

scott

↓

Just what exactly are you implying?

implying

↓

It's all right!

↓

That's all right, Brad.

brad

↓

From the day he was born

born

↓

He was trouble

trouble

↓

He was the thorn

thorn

↓

In his mother's side

mothers side

↓

She tried in vain

tried vain

↓

But he never caused her Nothing but shame

caused shame

↓

He left home...

home left left-home

↓

... the day she died

died

↓

From the day she was gone

gone

↓

All he wanted

wanted

↓

Was rock 'n ' roll porn

porn rock roll

↓

Und a motorbike

↓

Shooting up junk

junk shooting

↓

He was a low-down, cheap little punk

cheap punk

↓

Taking everyone for a ride

ride

↓

When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy

eddie teddy

↓

You knew he was a no-good kid

↓

But when he threatened your life With a switchblade knife

knife life threatened

↓

-What a guy -Makes you cry

makes

↓

Und I did

↓

Everybody shoved him

everybody shoved

↓

I very nearly loved him

loved nearly

↓

I said, hey, listen to me

↓

Stay sane inside insanity

insanity sane

↓

But he locked the door And threw away the key

door locked threw

↓

But he must've been drawn

drawn mustve

↓

Into something

↓

Making him warn me

warn

↓

In a note which reads:

note reads

↓

What's it say? What's it say?

↓

"I'm out of my head

head

↓

Oh, hurry, or I may be dead

dead hurry

↓

They mustn 't carry out Their evil deeds"

carry deeds evil

↓

When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy

eddie teddy

↓

You knew he was a no-good kid

↓

When he threatened your life With a switchblade knife

knife life threatened

↓

-What a guy -Makes you cry

makes

↓

Und I did

↓

When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy

eddie teddy

↓

You knew he was a no-good kid

↓

But when he threatened your life With a switchblade knife

knife life threatened

↓

-What a guy -Woe, woe, woe

↓

-Makes you cry -Hey, hey, hey

makes

↓

Und I did

↓

Hey

↓

Oh.

↓

Oh, Rocky!

rocky

↓

How could you?!

↓

This way! This way!

↓

Shut up!

↓

I'll tell you once I won 't tell you twice

twice

↓

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

janet janet-weiss weiss wise

↓

Your apple pie Don 't taste too nice

apple taste

↓

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

janet janet-weiss weiss wise

↓

I've laid the seed It should be all you need

laid seed

↓

You're as sensual as a pencil

pencil sensual

↓

Wound up like an E or first string

string wound

↓

When we made it Did ya hear a bell ring?

bell ring

↓

You got a block Well, take my advice

advice block

↓

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

janet janet-weiss weiss wise

↓

The transducer Will seduce ya

seduce

↓

My feet! I can't move my feet!

feet

↓

My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels.

wheels

↓

It's as if we were glued to the spot.

glued spot

↓

You are.

↓

So quake with fear, you tiny fools.

fear fools tiny

↓

We're trapped.

trapped

↓

It's something you'll get used to A mental mind fuck can be nice

fuck mental mind used

↓

No!

↓

You won't find Earth people the easy mark you imagine.

earth easy imagine mark

↓

This sonic transducer. . .

sonic

↓

. . .it is some kind of audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device?

audio device transport

↓

-You mean. . .? -Yes, Brad.

brad

↓

It's something we ourselves have been working on for a while.

working

↓

But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it.

found friend seems

↓

A device capable of breaking down solid matter. . .

breaking capable device matter solid

↓

. . .and then projecting it through space, and who knows. . .

knows space

↓

. . .perhaps even time itself!

perhaps

↓

He's gonna send us to another planet?

another another-planet planet send

↓

Planet schmanet, Janet.

janet planet

↓

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

janet janet-weiss weiss wise

↓

You'd better wise up Build your thighs up

build thighs wise

↓

You'd better wise up

wise

↓

And then she cried out:

cried

↓

Stop!

↓

Don 't get hot and flustered

↓

Use a bit of mustard

mustard

↓

You're a hot dog

↓

But you'd better not...

↓

... try to hurt her

hurt

↓

Frank Furter

frank furter

↓

You're a hot dog

↓

But you'd better not...

↓

... try to hurt her

hurt

↓

Frank Furter

frank furter

↓

You're a hot dog

↓

My God! I can't stand any more of this.

stand

↓

First, you spurn me for Eddie, then you toss him like an old coat for Rocky.

coat eddie rocky toss

↓

You chew people up and then you spit them out again.

chew spit

↓

I loved you.

loved

↓

Do you hear me? I loved you.

loved

↓

And what did it get me? I'll tell you, a big nothing.

↓

You're like a sponge. You drain others of their love and emotion.

drain emotion love others sponge

↓

Well, I've had enough!

↓

Choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head.

choose head named rocks rocky

↓

It's not easy, having a good time.

easy having

↓

Even smiling makes my face ache.

ache face makes smiling

↓

And my children turn on me.

children

↓

Rocky's behaving just the way that Eddie did.

behaving eddie

↓

Maybe I made a mistake. . .

mistake

↓

. . .splitting his brain between the two of them.

brain splitting

↓

I grow weary of this world!

grow weary world

↓

When shall we return to Transylvania?!

return transylvania

↓

Magenta. . .

magenta

↓

. . .I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother, Riff Raff.

brother grateful indeed raff riff riff-raff

↓

You have both served me well.

served

↓

Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded.

loyalty

↓

You'll discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous.

discover generous mood takes

↓

I ask for nothing, master.

master

↓

And you shall receive it in abundance!

receive

↓

Come. We are ready for the floorshow.

ready

↓

And so, by some extraordinary coincidence...

coincidence extraordinary

↓

. . .fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet. . .

brad decided fate janet seemed

↓

. . .should keep that appointment with their friend Dr. Everett Scott.

appointment everett friend scott

↓

But it was to be in a situation. . .

situation

↓

. . .which none of them could have possibly foreseen.

possibly

↓

And just a few hours after announcing their engagement. . .

engagement hours

↓

. . .Brad and Janet had both tasted. . .

brad janet tasted

↓

. . .forbidden fruit.

forbidden forbidden-fruit fruit

↓

This in itself was proof. . .

proof

↓

. . .that their host was a man of little morals. . .

host

↓

. . .and some persuasion.

↓

What further indignities were they to be subjected to?

further

↓

And what of the floorshow that had been spoken of?

spoken

↓

In an empty house. . .

empty house

↓

. . .in the middle of the night?

middle night

↓

What diabolical plan. . .

diabolical plan

↓

. . .had seized Frank's crazed imagination?

crazed franks imagination

↓

What indeed?

indeed

↓

From what had gone before, it was clear. . .

clear gone

↓

. . .that this was to be no picnic.

picnic

↓

It was great when it all began

began

↓

I was a regular Frankie fan

frankie regular

↓

But it was over when he had the plan

plan

↓

To start working on a muscleman

start start-working working

↓

Now the only thing that gives me hope

gives hope

↓

Is my love of a certain dope

certain dope love

↓

Rose tints my world

rose rose-tints tints world

↓

Keeps me safe From my trouble and pain

keeps pain safe trouble

↓

I'm just seven hours old

hours seven seven-hours

↓

Truly beautiful to behold

behold truly

↓

And somebody should be told

somebody

↓

My libido hasn 't been controlled

controlled

↓

Now the only thing I've come to trust

trust

↓

Is an orgasmic rush of lust

lust orgasmic rush

↓

Rose tints my world

rose rose-tints tints world

↓

And keeps me safe From my trouble and pain

keeps pain safe trouble

↓

It's beyond me

beyond

↓

Help me, Mommy

mommy

↓

I'll be good, you'll see

↓

Take this dream away

dream

↓

What's this

↓

Let's see

↓

I feel sexy

sexy

↓

What's come over me

↓

Here it comes again

comes

↓

I feel released

released

↓

Bad times deceased

deceased times

↓

My confidence has increased

confidence increased

↓

Reality is here

reality

↓

The game has been disbanded

game

↓

My mind has been expanded

mind

↓

It's a gas that Frankie's landed

landed

↓

His lust is so sincere

lust sincere

↓

Whatever happened...

happened

↓

... to Fay Wray

↓

That delicate...

delicate

↓

...satin-draped frame

frame satin

↓

As it clung to her thigh

thigh

↓

How I started to cry

started

↓

'Cause I wanted to be dressed

dressed wanted

↓

Just the same

↓

Give yourself over

↓

To absolute pleasure

absolute pleasure

↓

Swim the warm waters

swim warm waters

↓

Of sins of the flesh

flesh sins

↓

Erotic nightmares

erotic nightmares

↓

Beyond any measure

beyond measure

↓

And sensual daydreams

sensual

↓

To treasure forever

forever treasure

↓

Can 't you just see it

↓

Don 't dream it

dream

↓

Be it

↓

Don 't dream it

dream

↓

Be it

↓

Don 't dream it

dream

↓

Be it

↓

Don 't dream it

dream

↓

Be it

↓

We've got to get. . .

↓

. . .out of this trap. . .

trap

↓

. . .before this decadence. . .

↓

. . .saps our wills.

wills

↓

I've got to be strong. . .

strong

↓

. . .und try to hang on.

hang

↓

Or else my mind. . .

mind

↓

. . .may well snap.

snap

↓

Und my life will be lived. . .

life lived

↓

...for the thrill

thrill

↓

It's beyond me

beyond

↓

Help me, Mommy

mommy

↓

God bless...

bless

↓

...Lily St. Cyr

lily

↓

My, my, my, my

↓

My, my, my, my

↓

I'm a wild and untamed thing

wild

↓

I'm a bee with a deadly sting

deadly sting

↓

Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"

mind ping

↓

Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing

blood sing thump

↓

Let the party and the sounds rock on

party rock sounds

↓

We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone

gone life shake till

↓

Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain

pain rose rose-tints safe tints trouble world

↓

We're a wild and an untamed thing

wild

↓

We're a bee with a deadly sting

deadly sting

↓

Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"

mind ping

↓

Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing

blood sing thump

↓

So let the party And the sounds rock on

party rock sounds

↓

We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone

gone life shake till

↓

Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain

pain rose rose-tints safe tints trouble world

↓

We're a wild and an untamed thing

wild

↓

We're a bee with a deadly sting

deadly sting

↓

Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"

mind ping

↓

Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing

blood sing thump

↓

So let the party And the sounds rock on

party rock sounds

↓

We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone

gone life shake till

↓

Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain

pain rose rose-tints safe tints trouble world

↓

Frank N. Furter

frank furter

↓

It's all over

↓

Your mission is a failure

failure mission

↓

Your lifestyle's too extreme

extreme

↓

I'm your new commander

commander

↓

You now are my prisoner

prisoner

↓

We return to Transylvania

return transylvania

↓

Prepare the transit beam

beam prepare

↓

Wait!

↓

I can explain.

explain

↓

On the day I went away

↓

Goodbye

goodbye

↓

Was all I had to say

↓

Now I

↓

I want to come again and stay

↓

Oh, my, my

↓

Smile and that will mean I may

smile

↓

'Cause I've seen

seen

↓

Blue skies through the tears

blue skies tears

↓

In my eyes

eyes

↓

And I realize

realize

↓

I'm going home

home

↓

I'm going home

home

↓

Everywhere it's been the same

↓

Feeling

feeling

↓

Like I'm outside in the rain

rain

↓

Wheeling

↓

Free to try and find a game

free game

↓

Dealing

dealing

↓

Cards for sorrow

cards sorrow

↓

Cards for pain

cards pain

↓

'Cause I've seen

seen

↓

Blue skies

blue skies

↓

Through the tears

tears

↓

In my eyes

eyes

↓

And I realize

realize

↓

That I'm going home

home

↓

I'm going home

home

↓

I'm going home

home

↓

I'm going home

home

↓

How sentimental.

sentimental

↓

And also presumptuous of you.

↓

You see, when I said "we" . . .

↓

. . .were to return to Transylvania. . .

return transylvania

↓

. . .I referred only to Magenta and myself.

magenta referred

↓

I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading. . .

found words

↓

. . .but you see. . .

↓

. . .you are to remain here.

remain

↓

In spirit anyway.

spirit

↓

Good heavens, that's a laser.

heavens laser

↓

Yes, Dr. Scott.

scott

↓

A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.

anti beam capable laser matter pure

↓

You're going to kill him?

kill

↓

-What's his crime? -You saw what became of Eddie.

became crime eddie

↓

Society must be protected.

must protected society

↓

Exactly, Dr. Scott.

scott

↓

Now, Frank N. Furter, your time has come

frank furter

↓

Say goodbye to all of this. . .

goodbye

↓

. . .and hello to oblivion.

oblivion

↓

No.

↓

No.

↓

No!

↓

Good God!

↓

You killed them.

killed

↓

But I thought you liked them. They liked you.

liked

↓

They didn't like me!

↓

They never liked me!

liked

↓

You did right.

↓

A decision had to be made.

decision

↓

You're okay by me.

↓

Dr. Scott. . .

scott

↓

. . .I'm sorry about your nephew.

nephew

↓

Eddie?

eddie

↓

Yes, well, perhaps it was for the best.

best perhaps

↓

You should leave now, Dr. Scott, while it is still possible.

possible scott

↓

We are about to beam the entire house. . .

beam entire entire-house house

↓

. . .back to the planet of Transsexual. . .

planet transsexual

↓

. . .in the galaxy of Transylvania.

galaxy transylvania

↓

Go.

↓

Now.

↓

Our noble mission is almost completed. . .

completed mission noble

↓

. . .my most beautiful sister.

sister

↓

And soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores. . .

moon return

↓

. . .of our beloved planet.

beloved planet

↓

Sweet Transsexual.

sweet transsexual

↓

Land of night.

land night

↓

To sing and dance once more to your dark refrain.

dance dark refrain sing

↓

To take that. . .

↓

. . .step to the right.

step

↓

But it's the pelvic thrust

pelvic thrust

↓

That really drives you insane

drives insane

↓

And our world. . .

world

↓

. . .will do the time warp again!

warp

↓

I've done a lot

↓

God knows I've tried

knows tried

↓

To find the truth

truth

↓

I've even lied

lied

↓

But all I know

↓

Is down inside

↓

I'm bleeding

bleeding

↓

And superheroes

superheroes

↓

Come to feast

feast

↓

To taste the flesh

flesh taste

↓

Not yet deceased

deceased

↓

And all I know

↓

Is still the beast

beast

↓

Is feeding

feeding

↓

And crawling

crawling

↓

On the planet's face

face planets

↓

Some insects

insects

↓

Called the human race

called human race

↓

Lost in time

lost

↓

And lost in space

lost space

↓

And meaning

meaning

↓

Meaning

meaning