#majors — Tags

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to play two complete seasons in the majors.

complete majors seasons

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I had a pet turtle named Lee Majors.

majors named turtle

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because she thinks he looks like Lee Majors.

majors thinks

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The campus offers a wide variety of majors,

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So, you guys are Scaring majors?

majors scaring

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His one chance at all four majors.

chance four majors

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And when he starts winning majors,

majors starts winning

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. . .when Brad Majors and his fiancée, Janet Weiss. . .

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Hi! My name's Brad Majors.

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Hi. My name's Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss.

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Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Vice.

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You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here.