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Donnie Darko

Season 1, Episode 1 — Donnie Darko

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♪ Don't ask me ♪

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♪ What you know is true ♪

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♪ Don't have to tell you ♪

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♪ I love your precious heart ♪

heart love precious

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♪ I ♪

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♪ I was standing ♪

standing

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♪ You were there ♪

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♪ Two worlds collided ♪

worlds

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♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪

apart tear

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♪ We could live ♪

live

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♪ For a thousand years ♪

thousand thousand-years years

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♪ But if I hurt you ♪

hurt

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♪ I'd make wine from your tears ♪

tears wine

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♪ I told you ♪

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♪ That we could fly ♪

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♪ 'Cause we all have wings ♪

wings

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♪ But some of us don't know why ♪

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♪ I ♪

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♪ I was standing ♪

standing

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♪ You were there ♪

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♪ Two worlds collided ♪

worlds

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♪ And they could never ♪

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♪ Ever tear us apart ♪

apart tear

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I'm voting for Dukakis.

voting

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Well...

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Maybe when you have children of your own, who need braces...

braces children

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and you can't afford them because half of your husband's paycheck

afford half husbands paycheck

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goes to the federal government, you'll... regret that.

federal government regret

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My husband's paycheck?

husbands paycheck

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Anyway, I'm not gonna squeeze one out till I'm like 30.

squeeze till

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Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn?

barn working yarn

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Because I hear that's a really great place to raise children.

children place raise

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That's really funny.

funny

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No, I think a year of partying's enough.

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-She'll be going to Harvard next fall. -Mom, I haven't even gotten in yet.

fall gotten harvard shell

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Do you honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide for this country

country michael provide

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... till you're ready to squeeze one out? -Yeah, I do.

ready squeeze till

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-When can I squeeze one out? -Not until 8th grade.

grade squeeze

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Excuse me.

excuse

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Donnie, you're such a dick.

dick donnie

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Whoa, Elizabeth!

elizabeth whoa

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A little hostile there.

hostile

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Maybe you should be the one in therapy,

therapy

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then Mom and Dad can pay someone 200 dollars

dollars

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an hour to listen to all your thoughts...

hour thoughts

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so we don't have to.

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Okay. You wanna tell Mom and Dad why you stopped taking your medication?

medication stopped

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-You're such a fuck-ass! -What?!

fuck

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-Please. -Did you just call me a fuck-ass?

fuck

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Elizabeth, that's enough.

elizabeth

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You can go suck a fuck!

fuck suck

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Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

elizabeth fuck suck

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-You want me to tell you? -Please, tell me.

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We will not have this at the dinner table.

dinner table

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-Stop. -Fuck...

fuck

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What's a fuck-ass?

fuck

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Some part of the reason that I took a year off was to be with you.

part reason

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-What? -How did you know?

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-I didn't know it was such a big deal. -It is a big deal.

deal

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I'm reading. Get out of my room.

reading room

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Where do you go at night?

night

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-Will you just get out of my room? -Did you toilet-paper the Johnsons' house?

house johnsons paper room toilet

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-Is that what you came here to ask me? -No.

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I stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade, Mom.

grade houses rolling sixth sixth-grade stopped

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What happened to my son? I don't recognize this person today.

happened person recognize today

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Then why don't you start taking the goddamn pills.

goddamn pills start

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Bitch.

bitch

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Our son just called me a bitch.

bitch called

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You're not a bitch.

bitch

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You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.

bitch bitchin

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I want to be a president of the United States to make sure

president states united united-states

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that we never again do business with a drug-running Panamanian dictator

business dictator drug running

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that we never again funnel aid to the Contras

funnel

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through convicted drug dealers.

convicted dealers drug drug-dealers

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Values begin at the top.

begin values

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Dukakis...

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Son of a bitch.

bitch

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Those are the values I want to bring to the presidency and to the White House,

bring house presidency values white white-house

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beginning in January of 1989.

beginning january

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-Panama is a friendly country. -Tell him, George.

country friendly george

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I went down there and talked to the president of Panama

president talked

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about their cleaning up their money laundering.

cleaning money

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And Mr. Noriega was there, but there was no evidence at that time.

evidence

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And when the evidence was there, we indicted him.

evidence

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Wake up.

wake

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I've been watching you.

watching

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Come closer.

closer

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Closer.

closer

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28 days...

days

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Six hours...

hours

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42 minutes...

minutes

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12 seconds.

seconds

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That is when the world will end.

world

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Why?

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Son? Donnie Darko?

donnie

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Donnie Darko? What the heck's going on here?

donnie

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-Who is it, Don? -It's Eddie Darko's kid.

eddie

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I'm sorry about this, Jim. He's just a neighbourhood kid.

neighbourhood

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Guess he was sleep-golfing?

golfing sleep

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Watch out for that drool spot!

drool spot watch

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Are you all right, son?

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So... Let's stay off the links at night, ok?

links night

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I'm... I'm sorry, Dr. Fisher. It won't happen again.

fisher happen

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-Kids... -Let's golf.

golf kids

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-No one's allowed... -This is my house.

allowed house ones

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-I said... -This is my house!

house

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Wait a minute.

minute

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-Here's your brother. -It fell in your room.

brother fell room

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Ms. Darko? I'm Bob Garland. I'm with the FAA.

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-The what? -I'm with the FAA.

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If you don't mind, we'd like to speak to you and your husband privately.

husband mind privately speak

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-In private? -Please.

private

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And here...

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All right, we have arranged for you to stay at a hotel.

arranged hotel

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Get some sleep, and we will take care of things here.

care sleep

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Great.

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Thank you.

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Kids, come on. We're going to a hotel.

hotel kids

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They don't know where it came from.

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If it fell from the plane... then what happened to the plane?

fell happened plane

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They don't know, Samantha.

samantha

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Is there any way we can make money from this?

money

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Can't we get on television if we sue the airline?

airline television

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Shut up, Sam.

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Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.

donnie sleep stinks

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When you fall asleep tonight,

asleep fall fall-asleep tonight

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-I'm gonna fart in your face. -I'm telling Mom!

face fart telling

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Samantha, don't go over there.

samantha

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Frankie Feedler.

frankie

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You remember. From high school.

remember school

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He died.

died

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Remember?

remember

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On his way to the prom.

prom

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They said he was doomed.

doomed

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Jesus.

jesus

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They could be saying the same thing about Donnie.

donnie

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Our Donnie.

donnie

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But he dodged it.

dodged

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He dodged his... photograph.

dodged photograph

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Somebody was watching over him.

somebody watching

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Mrs. Farmer will bring you home after practice. Donnie... Bye, honey.

bring donnie farmer home honey practice

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Donnie, good luck.

donnie luck

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-Oh, my God! Ok, tell me everything. -I'm not allowed to talk about it.

allowed

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-Oh, my God! -Hi, Cherita.

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-Shut up! -Darko cheats death! Huh?

cheats death

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You're like a celebrity, man!

celebrity

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I've been calling you, like, a jillion times. Where have you been?

calling times

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-We stayed at a hotel. -My dad said he saw you at the golf course.

course golf golf-course hotel stayed

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-You sleepwalking again there, buddy? -I don't want to talk about it.

buddy sleepwalking

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And now that you're famous, you gotta have a smoke.

famous smoke

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What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this, Sam?

happens

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-You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. -Goddamn right, I will.

disposal garbage goddamn

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-So grody. -Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette?

cigarette

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-Shut up! -"Chut up!"

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Go back to China, bitch!

bitch china

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Just leave her alone.

alone

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-Some good shit, huh? -It's a fucking cigarette.

cigarette fucking

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"There would be headlines in the papers.

headlines papers

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Even the grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the all-in wrestling and the barrow-boys

betting boys gangs grown wrestling

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would hear with respect of how Old Misery's house had been destroyed.

destroyed house respect

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It was as though this plan had been with him

plan

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all his life, pondered through the seasons,

life seasons

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now, in his 15th year, crystallized with the pain of puberty".

pain puberty

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What is Graham Greene trying to communicate with this passage?

communicate graham passage

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Why did the children break into Old Misery's house?

break children house

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-Joanie? -They wanted to rob him.

wanted

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Joanie, if you had actually read the short story,

read short story

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which at a whopping 13 pages would have kept you up all night,

night pages

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you would know that the children find a great deal of money in the mattress,

children deal mattress money

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but they burn it.

burn

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Donnie Darko, perhaps with your recent brush with mass destruction,

brush destruction donnie mass perhaps recent

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you can give us your opinion.

opinion

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Well, they say it right when they...

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flood the house, and they tear it to shreds, that, like...

flood house tear

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destruction is a form of creation,

creation destruction form

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so the fact that they burn the money is ironic.

burn fact ironic money

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They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart.

apart happens tear world

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They want to change things.

change

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May we help you?

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Yeah, I just registered, and they put me in the wrong English class.

class english registered

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You look like you belong here.

belong

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Um... Where do I sit?

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Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest.

cutest

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-Quiet! -Oh, my God.

quiet

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Let her choose.

choose

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Joanie, get up.

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What people don't understand about this upcoming election

election upcoming

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is that Michael Dukakis does not have the financial infrastructure in place...

financial michael place

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Well...

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The construction guys say it'll take about a week to fix the roof.

construction itll roof week

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Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.

airline damned fuck match

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-They still don't know? -Know what?

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-Where it came from? -Oh, no.

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Apparently they can't tell us what happened yet. Something about...

apparently happened

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Matching a serial number that got burned.

burned matching number serial

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I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it.

form sign

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So we're not supposed to tell anyone what nobody knows?

knows nobody nobody-knows supposed

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Yes. But you tell...

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-What's your doctor's name? -Dr. Thurman, Dad.

doctors name

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Yes. You tell Dr. Thurman whatever you want.

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-Dad. -What?

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Dad!

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What's that woman doing standing out in the middle of the damn road?!

middle road standing woman

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No mail today. Maybe tomorrow.

mail today tomorrow

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Well, what did she say to you?

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-I made a new friend. -Real or imaginary?

friend imaginary real

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-Imaginary. -Would you like to talk about this friend?

friend imaginary

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-Frank. -Frank.

frank

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-What did Frank say? -He said to follow him.

follow frank

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-Follow him? Where? -Into the future.

follow future

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And then what happens?

happens

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And then he said...

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Then he said that the world was coming to an end.

coming world

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Do you think the world is coming to an end?

coming world

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No.

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That's stupid.

stupid

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For my entire life, I was a victim of my own fear.

entire entire-life fear life victim

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Love.

love

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I was feeding fear with food.

fear feeding food

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Fear.

fear

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And finally, I looked in the mirror.

finally looked mirror

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Not just in the mirror. I looked through the mirror.

looked mirror

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In that image, I saw my ego reflection.

image reflection

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For two years, I thought it was normal for a 10-year-old to wet the bed.

normal years

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We tried everything.

tried

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But the solution was there all the time.

solution

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I'm not afraid anymore!

afraid anymore

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All over America, people have come together to join hands.

america hands join

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People who believe that human life is absolutely too important,

absolutely believe human life

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too valuable and too precious to be controlled by fear.

controlled fear precious valuable

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Pay close attention. You could miss something.

attention close miss

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Hello. My name is Jim Cunningham. And welcome to "Controlling Fear".

controlling fear name welcome

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"... and the prince was led into a world of strange and beautiful magic".

magic prince strange world

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Wow.

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-Donnie! -"The Last Unicorn" by Samantha Darko.

donnie samantha unicorn

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-Give it back! -"There was once a unicorn named Ariel..."

named unicorn

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Donnie...

donnie

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-You wrinkled it. -It's not wrinkled, Sam, just...

wrinkled

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You know, flatten it in a book or something.

book flatten

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It's almost 7:45. The bus should've been here like 20 minutes ago.

minutes shouldve

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Maybe Martha Moo finally went nuts and hijacked the bus.

finally hijacked martha nuts

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Hey, you know, there's like this rule, at 7:45 we get to go home.

home rule

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There's no rule.

rule

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Cherita, you should... go home.

home

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Yeah. Yeah, if you're still here when the bus comes,

comes

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we're all gonna get in trouble.

trouble

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-Shut up! -"Chut up!"

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Hey, Porky Pig, I hope you get molested.

hope molested

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Oh my God. Can't believe this.

believe

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My mom said that school is closed today because it's flooded.

closed flooded school today

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-No way! -Yeah.

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Holy shit! That's the best news I've ever heard!

best heard holy news

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My God, is this ever going to stop?

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Eventually, yes, it will. But right now I got 12 classrooms full of water.

eventually full water

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All coming from a busted water main.

busted coming main water

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-What else? -What else?

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Principal Cole, I'll show you what else.

cole principal

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That's unbelievable. That's solid bronze, isn't it?

bronze solid unbelievable

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-Yep. -How did this happen?

happen

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I heard a cat burglar broke in and trashed everything.

broke heard trashed

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And the Mongrel got his head cut off.

head mongrel

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True!

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Beth's mom said the boys' locker room was flooded,

boys flooded locker locker-room room

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and they found feces everywhere.

feces found

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-What are feces? -Baby mice.

baby feces mice

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Hey.

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Has anyone ever told you that you're sexy?

sexy

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I like your boobs.

boobs

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Hey.

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Hey.

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School's canceled.

canceled schools

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Do you wanna walk me home?

home walk

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Sure.

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-Don't look so freaked. -I'm not. Just...

freaked

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You should check your backpack. These guys love to steal shit.

backpack check love steal

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No. Fuck 'em!

fuck

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-So, why'd you move here? -My parents got a divorce.

divorce parents whyd

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My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad.

order restraining restraining-order stepdad

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He has emotional problems.

emotional problems

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Oh, I have those too. What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?

emotional problems

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He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.

chest four four-times stabbed times

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Oh. Did he go to jail?

jail

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No, he fled. They still can't find him.

fled

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But my mom and I had to change our names, and...

change names

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I thought Gretchen Ross was pretty cool.

cool gretchen ross

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I was in jail once. I mean... I accidentally burned down this house.

accidentally burned house jail

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It was abandoned, but still, I...

abandoned

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You know, I got held back in school and I can't drive till I'm 21, you know...

drive held school till

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But I'm over all of that.

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I'm... painting and stuff.

painting stuff

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Writing. I want to be a writer. Maybe painter. I don't know, maybe both...

writer writing

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I'll write a book and draw the pictures.

book draw pictures write

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Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things.

change

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Donnie Darko, what the hell kind of name is that? It's like...

donnie name

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some sort of superhero or something.

superhero

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What makes you think I'm not?

makes

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Look, I should go. For physics, Montinoff is having me write this essay.

essay having physics write

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Greatest invention ever to benefit mankind.

benefit greatest invention mankind

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It's Monnitoff. But that's easy. Antiseptics.

easy

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Like, the whole sanitation thing. Joseph Lister, 1895.

joseph sanitation whole

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Before antiseptics there was no sanitation, especially in medicine.

especially medicine sanitation

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You mean soap?

soap

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Well, I'm really glad school was flooded today.

flooded glad school today

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Why is that?

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Because you and I never would have had this conversation.

conversation

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You're weird.

weird

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Sorry.

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No, that was a compliment.

compliment

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Well, look, uh...

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You want to go with me?

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Where do you want to go?

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No, I mean, like, "go" with me. Like, you know... Like...

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That's what we call it here.

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-"Going together". -Sure.

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Ok. Hey, where are you going?

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I'm going home.

home

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Stupid...

stupid

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"Where are you going?".

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I'd like to try something new this time.

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Have you ever been hypnotized?

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No.

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And when I clap my hands twice, you will wake up. Do you understand?

clap hands twice wake

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-Yes. -So, tell me about your week.

week

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I met a girl.

girl

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What is her name?

name

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Gretchen.

gretchen

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We're going together now.

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Do you still think about girls a lot?

girls

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Yeah.

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-How are things going at school? -I think about girls a lot.

girls school

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I asked you about school, Donnie.

asked donnie school

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I think about fucking a lot during school.

fucking school

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What else do you think about during school?

school

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"Married With Children".

children married

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-You think about your family? -I just turn down the volume

family volume

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and think about fucking Christina Applegate.

fucking

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I asked you about your family, Donnie.

asked donnie family

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No.

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I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross.

family fucking gross

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I'd like to hear about your friend Frank.

frank friend

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Sam Bylan.

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Cherita Chen.

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Donald Darko.

donald

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Daye Dennis.

dennis

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Hey, you fuck!

fuck

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Did you tell 'em that I flooded the school?

flooded school

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I didn't say shit.

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Yeah, well, that's not what I heard. They think I did it.

heard

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Yeah, well, if you're innocent, then you have nothing to worry about, right?

innocent worry

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Fuck you! You know what I think?

fuck

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I think you did it.

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Beer and pussy, that's all I need.

beer pussy

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-So we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. -Smurfette?

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Mm-hm. Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know?

chick tight

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Like, this cute little blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys,

blonde cute dirty thatll

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like Smurfette does.

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Smurfette doesn't fuck.

fuck

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That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs.

bullshit fucks

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Why do you think Papa Smurf made her?

papa smurf

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Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

horny

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-Not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. -Ok, well, you know what, then...

heard homosexual vanity

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She fucks them while Vanity watches. Ok?

fucks vanity watches

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What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in some of the action?

action must papa smurf

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Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.

bang beats films gang tape

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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did.

create papa smurf

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She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy, with the intention...

evil intention sent

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of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness

destroying goodness overwhelming smurf village

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of the Smurf way of life transformed her.

life smurf

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And as for the whole gang-bang scenario...

bang gang scenario whole

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it just couldn't happen!

happen

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Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have...

asexual

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reproductive organs, under those little white pants.

organs pants white

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That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf.

smurf

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What's the point of living...

living point

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if you don't have a dick?

dick

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Damn it, Donnie, why do you gotta get so smart on us?

donnie smart

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Grandma Death.

death grandma

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Excuse me! Excuse me!

excuse

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Please stay off the road, Miss Sparrow.

miss road

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If this happens again I am going to call Social Services.

happens services social

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And I hate that Miss Farmer. Such a fucking bitch!

bitch farmer fucking fucking-bitch hate miss

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Yeah.

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-How old is Grandma Death? -101.

death grandma

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She does the same thing every day.

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Just walks back and forth and back and forth to the mailbox.

forth mailbox walks

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Nothing ever in there.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait...

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She goes... She's going back to the box. We may still have mail.

mail

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-Mail, mail, mail. Mail. -Here it is.

mail

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This could be it.

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-Oh, no dice, Grandma. No, sorry. Sorry. -Someone ought to write that bitch.

bitch dice grandma ought write

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Authorities continued their search today,

authorities continued search today

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for a suspect in the Middlesex Ridge School vandalism.

ridge school suspect vandalism

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The private school has asked for public donations

asked donations private public school

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to help restore its beloved mascot,

beloved mascot restore

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known only as the Mongrel. In other news...

known mongrel news

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It's very helpful. You wanted one? So glad there's a good turnout tonight.

glad helpful tonight turnout wanted

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What are you trying to accomplish here?

accomplish

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There was urine and feces flooded in my office.

feces flooded office urine

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Whatever fits.

fits

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"Whatever fits"?

fits

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In cooperation with the county police,

cooperation county police

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we have begun an active investigation into the cause of the flooding.

active begun investigation

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And our suspects include several of our own students. Now...

include several students suspects

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I want to know why this filth is being taught to our children.

children filth taught

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Kitty, I would appreciate, if you would wait...

appreciate kitty

↓

Dr. Cole, not only am I a teacher, but I am also a parent of a Middlesex child.

child cole parent teacher

↓

Therefore I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.

bridge parent person teacher therefore

↓

Don't worry.

worry

↓

You got away with it.

↓

I have in my hand Graham Greene's "The Destructors".

graham hand

↓

This short story is part of my daughter's English assignment.

assignment daughters english part short story

↓

In this story, several children destroy an elderly man's house from inside out.

children destroy house mans several story

↓

How can you do that?

↓

And how do they do this? They flood the house by breaking through a water main.

breaking flood house main water

↓

I can do anything that I want.

↓

And so can you.

↓

And I think that this garbage should be removed!

garbage removed

↓

Excuse me.

excuse

↓

What is the real issue here? The PTA doesn't ban books.

books issue real

↓

The PTA is here to acknowledge

acknowledge

↓

that pornography is being taught in our curriculum!

pornography taught

↓

-It's meant to be ironic. -Excuse me.

excuse ironic meant

↓

You need to go back to grad school.

grad school

↓

Why did you make me flood the school?

flood school

↓

They are in great danger.

danger

↓

Kittie. Do you even know who Graham Greene is?

graham

↓

I think we have all seen "Bonanza".

seen

↓

Well, um...

↓

While we are on other topics...

topics

↓

Where did you come from?

↓

Do you believe in time travel?

believe travel

↓

Who are you talking to?

↓

I was just taking my pills, Sam.

pills

↓

A storm is coming, Frank says.

coming frank storm

↓

A storm that will swallow the children.

children storm swallow

↓

And I'll deliver them from the kingdom of pain.

deliver kingdom pain

↓

I'll deliver the children back to their doorsteps,

children deliver

↓

I'll send the monsters back to the underground.

monsters send underground

↓

I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them.

place send

↓

Except for me.

except

↓

Because I am Donnie Darko.

donnie

↓

Who is Frank?

frank

↓

A six-foot-tall bunny rabbit.

bunny foot rabbit tall

↓

In these modern times, our attitude and beliefs are so delicate, so fragile.

attitude beliefs delicate fragile modern times

↓

I have had a Cunning Vision. This vision has released me.

released vision

↓

It's important that our lifeline be rejuvenated, so that we can breathe again.

breathe

↓

It's time to breathe.

breathe

↓

It is time to breathe.

breathe

↓

Thank you, Jim Cunningham.

↓

Thank you, Jim Cunningham.

↓

So now let us begin Lifeline Exercise Number One. Please press stop now.

begin exercise number press

↓

As you can see, the lifeline is divided into two polar extremes.

divided polar

↓

Fear and love.

fear love

↓

Fear is in the negative energy spectrum.

energy fear negative spectrum

↓

And love is in the positive energy spectrum.

energy love positive spectrum

↓

-No, duh... -Excuse me?

excuse

↓

"No, duh" is a product of fear.

fear product

↓

Now...

↓

On each card is a character dilemma which applies to the lifeline.

card character dilemma

↓

Please... Take this. Thank you.

↓

Please read each character dilemma aloud,

aloud character dilemma read

↓

and place an "X" on the lifeline in the appropriate place.

appropriate place

↓

Cherita?

↓

"Juanita has an important math test today.

math math-test test today

↓

She's known about the test for several weeks, but has not studied.

known several studied test weeks

↓

In order to keep from failing her class,

class failing order

↓

Juanita decides that she will cheat on the math test".

cheat decides math math-test test

↓

Good. Good. Very good.

↓

Mr. Darko.

↓

"Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money.

filled finds ground ling money wallet

↓

She takes the wallet to the address on the driver's licence

address drivers licence takes wallet

↓

but keeps the money inside the wallet".

keeps money wallet

↓

I'm sorry, Miss Farmer. I don't get this.

farmer miss

↓

Just place an "X" on the lifeline in the appropriate place.

appropriate place

↓

No. I mean, I know what to do. I just... I don't get this.

↓

You can't just lump things into two categories.

lump

↓

Things aren't that simple.

simple

↓

The lifeline is divided that way.

divided

↓

Well, life isn't that simple. I mean...

life simple

↓

Who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money.

cares keeps ling money returns wallet

↓

It has nothing to do with either fear or love.

fear love

↓

Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.

deepest emotions fear human love

↓

Ok. But you're not listening to me.

listening

↓

There are other things to need to be taken into account here, like,

account taken

↓

the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just...

emotion human spectrum whole

↓

lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else!

deny lump

↓

If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day.

assignment complete zero

↓

Donald, let me preface this by saying

donald

↓

that your Iowa Test scores are...

iowa scores test

↓

intimidating.

↓

So...

↓

Let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer?

farmer miss

↓

I'll tell you what he said.

↓

He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

anus asked card exercise insert

↓

Nobody cares about responsibility, morality, family values...

cares family morality nobody nobody-cares responsibility values

↓

Kitty...

kitty

↓

Excuse us, please.

excuse

↓

They've suspended him from after-school activities for next six months.

activities months school suspended

↓

Ever since this jet engine fiasco, I honestly don't know what's gotten into...

engine gotten

↓

Rose, I'll tell you this because our daughters have been

daughters rose

↓

on the dance team together for two years, and I respect you as a woman,

dance respect team woman years

↓

but after witnessing your son's behaviour this afternoon,

afternoon behaviour sons

↓

I have significant doubts about your...

doubts significant

↓

Our paths through life must be righteous.

life must

↓

I urge you to go home and look in the mirror

home mirror urge

↓

and pray that your son doesn't succumb to the path of fear.

fear path pray succumb

↓

Do you remember that weird gym teacher, Mrs. Farmer?

farmer remember teacher weird

↓

Yeah. Ok, well, my brother told her to shove a book up her ass today.

book brother shove today

↓

And then my parents just bought him all this new shit.

bought parents

↓

Yeah, I know. I wish a jet engine would fall on my room.

engine fall room wish

↓

-Dr. Monnitoff. -Donnie.

donnie

↓

I know this is gonna sound kind of weird, but...

sound weird

↓

Do you know anything about...

↓

time travel?

travel

↓

A wormhole with an Einstein-Rosen bridge, which is,

bridge einstein

↓

theoretically a wormhole in space controlled by man.

controlled space

↓

So, according to Hawking, a wormhole may be able to provide a shortcut

able according hawking provide shortcut

↓

for jumping between two distant regions of space-time.

distant jumping regions space

↓

So in order to travel back in time, you have to have a big spaceship,

order travel

↓

or something that can travel faster than the speed of light.

faster light speed travel

↓

Theoretically.

↓

And be able to find one of these wormholes.

able

↓

The basic principles of time travel are there.

basic principles travel

↓

You got your vessel and your portal.

portal vessel

↓

And your vessel could be just about anything, most likely a spacecraft.

likely vessel

↓

-Like a DeLorean? -Metal craft of any kind.

craft metal

↓

You know, I love that movie. The way they shot it. It's so...

love movie shot

↓

Like, futuristic, you know?

↓

Listen, um... Don't tell anybody that I gave you this.

anybody

↓

The woman who wrote this used to teach here.

teach used woman wrote

↓

She was a nun, many years before that, but...

years

↓

And then overnight she just...

overnight

↓

She became this entirely different person.

became entirely person

↓

She... up and left the church, she wrote this book...

book church left wrote

↓

She started teaching science.

science started teaching

↓

Right here at Middlesex.

↓

"The Philosophy of Time Travel".

philosophy travel

↓

Roberta Sparrow?

roberta

↓

That's right.

↓

Come on...

↓

Roberta Sparrow?

roberta

↓

Roberta Sparrow.

roberta

↓

Grandma Death.

death grandma

↓

It's called "The Philosophy of Time Travel".

called philosophy travel

↓

What does philosophy have to do with do with time travel?

philosophy travel

↓

Guess who wrote it.

wrote

↓

Who?

↓

Roberta Sparrow. Huh! She wrote a book.

book roberta wrote

↓

Grandma Death wrote a book.

book death grandma wrote

↓

That's a terrible nickname.

nickname

↓

We almost hit her with the car the other day.

↓

She lives up there in that piece of crap house, and you know she's loaded. She's...

house lives loaded piece

↓

Yeah, you're right. She used to be known for her gem collection.

collection known used

↓

Kids used to go up there all the time and try to steal stuff from her.

kids steal stuff used

↓

She became a total recluse.

became total

↓

I didn't know she was alive till we damn near knocked her down the other day.

alive knocked near till

↓

She was just standing there, in the middle of the road, frozen.

frozen middle road standing

↓

So, I got out of the car and I walked over to see if she was ok.

walked

↓

And she leaned over, and whispered in my ear.

leaned

↓

-What did she say? -I mean, I think Frank wants me to

frank wants

↓

go talk to her, you know, because the last time I saw him...

↓

He asked me if I knew about time travel.

asked travel

↓

And she wrote a book about it, so that can't be like a coincidence, right?

book coincidence wrote

↓

Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you?

donnie roberta

↓

She said that every living creature on earth dies alone.

alone creature dies earth living

↓

How did that make you feel?

↓

It reminded me of my dog Callie.

reminded

↓

She died when I was eight and she crawled underneath the...

crawled died eight underneath

↓

the porch.

porch

↓

To die.

↓

To be alone.

alone

↓

Do you feel alone right now?

alone

↓

I don't know...

↓

I mean, I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just...

believe

↓

I've just never seen any proof, so I...

proof seen

↓

I just don't debate it anymore, you know. It's like...

anymore debate

↓

I could spend my whole life debating it over and over again,

debating life spend whole whole-life

↓

weighing the pros and cons, and in the end, I still wouldn't have proof, so I just...

cons proof pros weighing

↓

I just don't debate it anymore.

anymore debate

↓

It's absurd.

absurd

↓

The search for God is absurd?

absurd search

↓

It is if everyone dies alone.

alone dies

↓

Does that scare you?

scare

↓

I don't want to be alone.

alone

↓

And so his tapes have made me realise

realise tapes

↓

that for the last 39 years, I have been a prisoner of my own fear.

fear prisoner years

↓

Fear.

fear

↓

Rose, you have got to meet this Jim Cunningham.

meet rose

↓

I can't believe he is single.

believe single

↓

And it has been a disappointing night indeed for these Super Bowl champions.

bowl champions disappointing indeed night super super-bowl

↓

You're right, Dan.

↓

Coach Joe Gibbs is on the sidelines, water dripping off his glasses,

coach dripping glasses sidelines water

↓

but he's gotta be thinking, "What happened? What went wrong tonight?"

happened thinking tonight

↓

And here's the kick.

kick

↓

It's no good...

↓

-Shit, we need a quarterback. -We need a miracle.

miracle quarterback

↓

-We need to go for a safety. -... so what the future holds

future holds safety

↓

for this Super Bowl MVP, we're just gonna have to wait and see.

bowl super super-bowl

↓

You guys want anything?

↓

By the way, this week on a special "Who's The Boss?",

boss special week

↓

starring Tony Danza and Judith Light,

judith light starring tony

↓

Samantha borrows Tony's van and gets caught without a licence.

caught licence samantha

↓

Well, we're gonna make sure we don't miss that one, ah?

miss

↓

Here we are again.

↓

Fourth down now...

fourth

↓

Here's the kick...

kick

↓

Ok, let's not forget tomorrow we're meeting with our partners

forget meeting partners tomorrow

↓

for the Young Inventors' Fair.

fair young

↓

What happened to your neck?

happened neck

↓

What?

↓

The blood on your neck.

blood neck

↓

I don't want to talk about it. So...

↓

What are we gonna invent?

invent

↓

And what if you could go back in time

↓

and take all those hours of pain and darkness

darkness hours pain

↓

and replace them with something better?

replace

↓

-Like images, or what? -Yeah, like a Hawaiian sunset or...

hawaiian images sunset

↓

or the Grand Canyon. Just things that remind you

canyon grand grand-canyon remind

↓

of how beautiful the world...

world

↓

You know, we've been going together for like two weeks.

weeks

↓

Yeah?

↓

Well, I... I...

↓

You want to kiss me?

kiss

↓

-I'm sorry, I... -Donnie, wait. I just...

donnie

↓

-Well, I like you a lot. -I just want it to be...

↓

at a time when... it...

↓

When what?

↓

When it reminds me just...

reminds

↓

When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be?

reminds world

↓

Yeah.

↓

And right now there's some fat guy over there, staring at us.

staring

↓

I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus

anus insert object telling woman

↓

is something that should go without consequence.

consequence

↓

I think we should buy him a moped.

↓

I think we should get a divorce.

divorce

↓

-You're not gonna tell Mom, are you? -Why would I Mom?

↓

-Because you tell Mom everything. -No, I don't.

↓

Let me see it.

↓

No, it's not finished. It's...

finished

↓

It's ok. It's cool.

cool

↓

That's scary.

scary

↓

You think?

↓

Thank you for seeing us at such late notice.

late notice seeing

↓

We've... we both felt that it was time for us to come and... and discuss...

discuss

↓

What I think is going on with your son.

↓

Yes.

↓

Well, he's...

↓

Ah... you know about his past, and he was suspended from school

past school suspended

↓

for insulting his gym teacher.

insulting teacher

↓

I'm not really sure that's a good example, Rose.

example rose

↓

I think he had just cause to insult her.

insult

↓

Rose, let me just lay out what I believe is happening here.

believe rose

↓

Donnie's aggressive behaviour,

aggressive behaviour

↓

his increased detachment from reality,

increased reality

↓

seem to stem from his inability to cope with the forces in the world

cope forces inability stem world

↓

that he perceives to be threatening.

threatening

↓

Has he ever told you about his friend Frank?

frank friend

↓

Frank?

frank

↓

Yes, the giant bunny rabbit.

bunny giant rabbit

↓

The what?

↓

I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit.

having mentioned rabbit recall

↓

Donnie is experiencing what is commonly called a daylight hallucination.

called daylight donnie experiencing

↓

This is a common occurrence among paranoid schizophrenics.

among common paranoid

↓

What can we do?

↓

I would like to, um...

↓

do more hypnotherapy...

↓

and increase his medication.

increase medication

↓

Whatever will help him, really, is...

↓

That's why we're here.

↓

We just would like him to experience some relief.

experience relief

↓

So if you think that more medication will do that,

medication

↓

then I think we should give it a try.

↓

Well, what is it like?

↓

It's complicated.

complicated

↓

Yeah?

↓

There's like a force, you know,

force

↓

in your brain, that just sends you someplace.

brain sends someplace

↓

Do you go someplace familiar?

familiar someplace

↓

No, but I...

↓

Actually, each time I keep waking up farther and farther from my house.

farther house waking

↓

Scary.

scary

↓

Donnie Darko.

donnie

↓

I know.

↓

-Good morning, you mongrels! -Good morning.

morning

↓

Does that all the guster you can muster? I said, good morning!

morning muster

↓

-Good morning! -Now, that's a tiny, tiny bit better.

morning tiny

↓

But I can still sense some students out there

sense students

↓

who are actually afraid to say "good morning!"

afraid morning

↓

Good morning!

morning

↓

Yeah, that's what I like to hear!

↓

Because entirely too many young men and women today

entirely today women young

↓

are completely paralyzed by their fears.

completely fears paralyzed

↓

They surrender their bodies to the temptation and destruction

bodies destruction surrender temptation

↓

of drugs, alcohol and premarital sex.

alcohol drugs

↓

Now, I'm gonna tell you a little story today.

story today

↓

It's a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man

story young

↓

whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear,

completely destroyed fear instruments life

↓

a young man searching for love in all the wrong places.

love places searching young

↓

His name was Frank.

frank name

↓

-We're moving through time. -What?

moving

↓

Hi, um... My stepsister, like, I sometimes worry that she eats too much.

eats sometimes worry

↓

-Shut up, Kim! -I'm just trying to help you.

↓

Oh, sweetheart, sweetheart, please,

sweetheart

↓

there's absolutely no reason to be embarrassed here.

absolutely embarrassed reason

↓

Many times we eat because we're afraid to face our ego reflection. Alright?

afraid alright face reflection times

↓

We find ourselves looking at the mirror, rather than into and through the mirror.

looking mirror

↓

When we do that, we can finally see the reality of how beautiful we are.

finally reality

↓

-Thanks! -Sure. Come up here. Don't be afraid.

afraid thanks

↓

Ah... How can I find out what I wanna be when I grow up?

grow

↓

Oh! That's a hard one. Well, what I need you to do...

hard

↓

is look deep inside of yourself, deep within your heart,

deep heart

↓

and find what it is in the world that makes you feel love,

love makes world

↓

pure, unconditional love, and go to that.

love pure

↓

In your studies, in your athletics, in your relationships, go towards love.

love relationships studies

↓

-Thank you. -Come on up.

↓

Ok.

↓

Next.

↓

What do I do to learn how to fight?

fight learn

↓

"What do I do to learn how to fight... "

fight learn

↓

Son, violence is the product of fear.

fear product violence

↓

Learn to truly love yourself,

learn love truly

↓

truly love yourself, and the world will be yours.

love truly world

↓

-Ok. -Get yourself up here!

↓

All right!

↓

-Good morning. -Good morning!

morning

↓

How much are they paying you to be here?

paying

↓

Ah... Excuse me?

excuse

↓

What is your name, son?

name

↓

Gerald.

gerald

↓

Well, Gerald, I think you're afraid.

afraid gerald

↓

Are you telling us this stuff so we can buy your book?

book stuff telling

↓

Because I gotta tell you, if you are,

↓

that was some of the worst advice I ever heard.

advice heard worst

↓

-Do you see how sad this is? -You want your sister to lose weight?

lose lose-weight sister weight

↓

Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies,

couch eating

↓

and maybe go out for field hockey.

field hockey

↓

You know what, no one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up.

grow knows

↓

You know, it takes a little while to find that out. Right, Jim?

takes

↓

And you...

↓

Yeah, you.

↓

Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what?

head jerk shoving sick toilet

↓

Maybe, you should lift some weights, or... take a karate lesson,

karate lesson lift

↓

and the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

balls kick tries

↓

Son... Do you see this?

↓

This is an anger prisoner, a textbook example.

anger example prisoner textbook

↓

-An anger prisoner... -Do you see the fear, people?

anger fear prisoner

↓

This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this,

breaks death heart scared truth

↓

but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man.

believe confused troubled young

↓

I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places.

answers believe places searching

↓

You're right, actually. I am pretty...

↓

I'm pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused. But I...

confused troubled

↓

And I'm afraid, really, really afraid. Really afraid, but I... I...

afraid

↓

I think you're the fucking Antichrist.

antichrist fucking

↓

This is amazing, you know. The man thinks he's telling the truth.

amazing telling thinks truth

↓

And everything he says is just a fucking lie.

fucking

↓

Everything he says!

↓

Everyone thinks he's so rad. He's such a fucking chud...

fucking thinks

↓

Everything he does... They're just gonna...

↓

Are you ok?

↓

Yeah...

↓

Sit down. Calm down.

calm

↓

You ever hear of Grandma Death?

death grandma

↓

Who?

↓

"The Philosophy of Time Travel".

philosophy travel

↓

What is this?

↓

She wrote it.

wrote

↓

I'm...

↓

I've been seeing stuff...

seeing stuff

↓

Like a lot of really messed-up stuff.

messed stuff

↓

And there's... There're chapters in that book

book

↓

that describe the stuff I've been seeing,

describe seeing stuff

↓

and it can't just be a coincidence.

coincidence

↓

She gotta be in here, somewhere. She never leaves this house.

house leaves

↓

Well, maybe she's asleep.

asleep

↓

Donnie, look.

donnie

↓

Send her a letter.

letter send

↓

Well, each vessel travels along a vector through space-time,

along space travels vector vessel

↓

along its center of gravity.

along center gravity

↓

Like a spear.

spear

↓

-I beg your pardon? -Like a spear that comes out of your chest.

chest comes pardon spear

↓

Sure. Yeah.

↓

And in order for the vessel to travel through time,

order travel vessel

↓

it's got to find a portal, or in this case a wormhole, or...

case portal

↓

Well, could these portals...

↓

Could these portals just appear... anywhere, any time?

appear

↓

I think that's highly unlikely.

highly unlikely

↓

No, I think what you're talking about is...

↓

an act of God.

↓

Well, if God controls time then all time is pre-decided.

controls decided

↓

I'm not following you.

following

↓

Every living thing follows along a set path.

along follows living path

↓

And, if you could see your path or channel, then you could see into the future, right?

channel future path

↓

Like... That's a form of time travel.

form travel

↓

Well, you're contradicting yourself, Donnie.

donnie

↓

If we were able to see our destinies manifest themselves visually,

able manifest

↓

then we would be given a choice to betray our chosen destinies.

betray choice chosen given

↓

And the mere fact that this choice exists would make all preformed destiny...

choice destiny exists fact mere

↓

-... come to an end. -Not if you travel within God's channel.

channel gods travel

↓

I'm... not going to be able to continue this conversation.

able continue conversation

↓

-Why? -I could lose my job.

lose

↓

Ok.

↓

It gives me no pleasure to deny you of the right to read

deny gives pleasure read

↓

one of the great writers of the 20th century, but...

century writers

↓

Alas, I have not yet been elected queen of the universe, so I must obey the rules,

alas elected must obey queen rules universe

↓

and so will you.

↓

So, anyone seen in this school reading this book will be suspended.

book reading school seen suspended

↓

But not to worry.

worry

↓

Someone has already pre-ordered a dozen copies at the Sarasota Mall bookstore.

bookstore copies dozen mall ordered

↓

In Mr. Greene's absence, we will now be reading another classic,

absence another classic reading

↓

"Watership Down" by Richard Adams.

adams richard

↓

Here, Donnie.

donnie

↓

Pass these back.

pass

↓

Maybe you and Frank can read this one together.

frank read

↓

Now you know where he lives.

lives

↓

And they grow out of our... chest, solar plexus?

chest grow solar

↓

Just like she described in the book, the way they moved and they smelled.

book described moved smelled

↓

It's like... like they're workers.

workers

↓

Assigned to each one of us. They just... They're like liquid.

assigned liquid

↓

I followed it. Into my parents' bedroom.

bedroom followed parents

↓

What did you find?

↓

Nothing.

↓

So we call them IMGs.

↓

Infant Memory Generators.

infant memory

↓

Yeah. So, the idea is that you buy these glasses for your infant,

glasses idea infant

↓

and they wear them at night when they sleep.

night sleep wear

↓

But inside the glasses are these slide photographs, and each photograph is of...

glasses photograph photographs slide

↓

something peaceful or beautiful, whatever the parents want to put inside.

parents peaceful

↓

And what effect do you think that this would have on an infant?

effect infant

↓

Well... this thing is, nobody remembers their infancy.

nobody remembers

↓

And anyone who says they do is lying, so...

lying

↓

We think this will help develop memory earlier in life.

develop life memory

↓

Yeah.

↓

And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness?

darkness

↓

That maybe darkness is part of their natural development?

darkness development natural part

↓

No.

↓

Yeah.

↓

What if the parents, like, put in pictures of Satan or dead people, crap like that?

dead parents pictures satan

↓

Is that what you'd show your kids?

kids

↓

Well, I mean, didn't your dad, like, stab your mom?

stab

↓

Get out.

↓

Gretchen!

gretchen

↓

Gretchen! Gretchen. I'm sorry about those guys...

gretchen

↓

-Two for "Evil Dead", please. -That'll be two dollars.

dead dollars evil thatll

↓

Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

bunny stupid suit wear

↓

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

stupid suit wearing

↓

Take it off.

↓

What happened to your eye?

happened

↓

Why do they call you Frank?

frank

↓

It is the name of my father.

father name

↓

And his father before me.

father

↓

Frank...

frank

↓

When is this gonna stop?

↓

You should already know that.

↓

I want you to watch the movie screen.

movie screen watch

↓

There's something I want to show you.

↓

Have you ever seen a portal?

portal seen

↓

Burn it to the ground.

burn ground

↓

Ok. Now, girls, I want you to concentrate.

concentrate girls

↓

Failure is not an option.

failure option

↓

And, Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there... just swallow it.

bethany swallow vomit

↓

Ok, Mom.

↓

Hey guys, good luck out there.

luck

↓

Now, that was really something.

↓

Thank you, Cherita Chen, with "Autumn Angel".

angel autumn

↓

And now the moment we've all been waiting for is here.

moment waiting

↓

It is my very distinct pleasure to introduce to you...

introduce pleasure

↓

Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey, Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer and Joanie James.

bailey beth emily farmer james samantha

↓

They are Sparkle Motion.

motion sparkle

↓

How long was I asleep for?

asleep

↓

Whole movie.

movie whole whole-movie

↓

Well, look what the cat dragged in!

dragged

↓

How you doing, Donnie?

donnie

↓

Your little sister was broken-hearted that you missed her big show last night.

broken missed night sister

↓

Dad?

↓

I'm crazy.

crazy

↓

You're not crazy.

crazy

↓

I used to be crazy.

crazy used

↓

But you're not crazy.

crazy

↓

-Look, you're my only son... -I know...

↓

No, now hold it. I know I'm not the best communicator, but...

best

↓

Whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth,

happens honest truth

↓

even if they do look at you funny, they will.

funny

↓

But what you gotta understand, son,

↓

is that almost all of those people are full of shit.

full

↓

They're all part of this great big conspiracy...

conspiracy part

↓

of bullshit.

bullshit

↓

And they're scared of people like you.

scared

↓

Because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them.

smarter

↓

You know what you say to people like that?

↓

"Fuck you".

fuck

↓

The blaze was extinguished sometime after 8 o'clock last night.

blaze night oclock sometime

↓

Now firefighters discovered what has been referred to as a kiddie porn dungeon.

discovered dungeon kiddie porn referred

↓

Cunningham, who has become a recent celebrity

become celebrity recent

↓

for his books and motivational tapes,

books motivational tapes

↓

-... was arrested earlier this morning, -Oh, my God!

arrested morning

↓

while golfing at the Sarasota Heights Country Club.

club country country-club golfing heights

↓

Arson has not been ruled out as part of the cause of the fire.

arson fire part ruled

↓

-Oh, my God.

↓

Now a group of Cunning Vision employees...

employees group vision

↓

-Dad played golf with that guy. -... lead by self-proclaimed fear survivor...

fear golf lead played self survivor

↓

Linda Connie, vehemently denied of the alleged link to

alleged connie denied linda link

↓

a child pornography publishing circuit.

child circuit pornography publishing

↓

In a vicious statement, Connie attacked the Middlesex fire department officials,

attacked connie department fire fire-department statement vicious

↓

claiming a vast conspiracy.

claiming conspiracy vast

↓

I'm sorry, Karen. This is a progressive school,

karen progressive school

↓

but we don't feel the methods you've undertaken here are appropriate.

appropriate methods

↓

What exactly about my methods are inappropriate?

inappropriate methods

↓

I am sorry that you have failed.

failed

↓

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another appointment.

another appointment excuse

↓

You can finish out the week.

finish week

↓

Fuck!

fuck

↓

Good afternoon. It gives me great pleasure to announce

afternoon announce gives pleasure

↓

that the Middlesex Ridge School dance team

dance ridge school team

↓

has been invited to perform on Ed McMahon's "Star Search '88"

invited perform search star

↓

in Los Angeles, California.

angeles california

↓

-I know now, a terrible thing is coming. -What do you mean?

coming

↓

The field, the field. It's covered with blood.

blood covered field

↓

Blood? Don't be silly.

blood silly

↓

All right, all right, Fiver.

↓

It's getting dark. I think we should get back to the burrow.

dark

↓

Back to the burrow? It'll come there, don't think it won't.

itll

↓

-It's all around us! -Now, stop it, Fiver.

↓

We've got to go away from here.

↓

When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision, do they believe him?

believe rabbits vision

↓

Why should we care?

care

↓

Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.

donnie rabbits

↓

Why should I mourn for a rabbit like it was human?

human mourn rabbit

↓

Are you saying that the death of one species is less tragic than another?

another death less species tragic

↓

Of course.

course

↓

A rabbit's not like us.

rabbits

↓

You know, it has no history books, no photographs,

books history photographs

↓

no knowledge of sorrow or regret.

knowledge regret sorrow

↓

I mean... I'm sorry, Ms. Pomeroy. I mean, don't get me wrong,

↓

you know, I like rabbits and all, they're cute and they're horny.

cute horny rabbits

↓

And if you're cute and you're horny then you're probably happy

cute happy horny

↓

that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive.

alive

↓

You just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die.

possible times

↓

But I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit...

crying dead point rabbit

↓

you know, who... never even feared death to begin with.

begin death feared

↓

You're wrong.

↓

These rabbits can talk, they're the product of the author's imagination, and...

imagination product rabbits

↓

He cares for them, so we care for them, otherwise we've just missed the point.

care cares missed otherwise point

↓

But aren't we forgetting about the miracle of storytelling?

forgetting miracle

↓

The dea ex machina? The god machine?

machine

↓

That's what saved the rabbits.

rabbits saved

↓

No, it was ridiculous. I'll call you back.

ridiculous

↓

-Rose. -Kitty.

kitty rose

↓

Rose, I'm sure that you're aware of the horrible

aware horrible rose

↓

allegations against Jim Cunningham.

↓

I know, I saw it on TV. Something about a kiddie porn dungeon...

dungeon kiddie porn

↓

Oh, please, please! Don't use those words!

words

↓

It's obviously some kind of conspiracy to destroy an innocent man.

conspiracy destroy innocent obviously

↓

And I have taken it upon myself to spearhead

taken

↓

the Jim Cunningham defence campaign.

campaign defence

↓

Rose, I have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning.

appear morning rose tomorrow tomorrow-morning

↓

And as you know, the girls are scheduled to leave for Los Angeles in the morning.

angeles girls morning scheduled

↓

Now, as their coach, I was the obvious choice

choice coach obvious

↓

to chaperone them on their trip, but...

chaperone trip

↓

-But now you can't go. -Yes.

↓

Now, believe me, of all the other mothers, I would never dream of asking you.

asking believe dream mothers

↓

But none of the other mothers are available to go.

available mothers

↓

I don't know, Kitty. It's a bad weekend. Eddie's in New York.

kitty weekend york

↓

Rose, I don't know if you realize

realize rose

↓

what an opportunity this is for our daughters!

daughters opportunity

↓

This has been a dream of Samantha's

dream

↓

and all of ours for a long time.

↓

I made her lead dancer!

dancer lead

↓

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

commitment doubt motion sometimes sparkle

↓

Elizabeth will be in charge.

charge elizabeth

↓

She'll drive you to therapy.

drive shell therapy

↓

And if you need anything, you promise me that you will call Dr. Thurman?

promise

↓

How does it feel to have a wacko for a son?

↓

It feels wonderful.

feels

↓

Here... I'm Sorry! Here you are!

↓

-You guys are gonna win. I know it. -So do I.

↓

Here's the keys to the Taurus. There's ton of food in the fridge

food fridge keys

↓

and I left money on the kitchen table, but please do not put...

kitchen kitchen-table left money table

↓

Hey. Mom, go. You're gonna miss your plane.

miss plane

↓

Mom, I need... I'm just...

↓

There's nothing broken in my brain.

brain broken

↓

-I know. -Bye, Donnie.

donnie

↓

Ok, go. Go!

↓

Hello, Donnie.

donnie

↓

It's Friday. Shouldn't you be off with your friends, scaring old people?

friday friends scaring

↓

What's going on?

↓

I don't know. That's a good question.

question

↓

Suffice to say I'm no longer your English teacher. They fired me.

english fired longer suffice teacher

↓

That's bullshit!

bullshit

↓

You're the only good teacher here.

teacher

↓

Thank you.

↓

What's "Cellar Door"?

door

↓

This famous linguist once said that

famous

↓

of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations

endless english language phrases

↓

of words in all of history, that...

history words

↓

"Cellar Door" is the most beautiful.

door

↓

"Cellar Door".

door

↓

I promise that one day everything's gonna be better for you.

everythings promise

↓

Shut up!

↓

-I want to talk about your past today. -No.

past today

↓

I want to talk about you and your parents.

parents

↓

They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas.

christmas wanted

↓

What did you want for Christmas that year?

christmas

↓

Hungry Hungry Hippos.

hippos hungry

↓

How did you feel, being denied these Hungry Hungry Hippos?

denied hippos hungry

↓

Regret.

regret

↓

What else makes you feel regret?

makes regret

↓

That I did it again.

↓

You did it again?

↓

I flooded my school and I burned down that pervert's house.

burned flooded house school

↓

I only have a few days left before they catch me.

catch days left

↓

-Did Frank tell you to do these things? -I have to obey him. He saved my life.

frank life obey saved

↓

I have to obey him or I'll be left all alone. And then...

alone left obey

↓

And then I won't be able to figure out what this is all about.

able figure

↓

I won't be able to... know his master plan.

able master plan

↓

Do you mean God's master plan?

gods master plan

↓

Do you now believe in God?

believe

↓

I have the power to build a time machine.

build machine power

↓

How is that possible?

possible

↓

How is time travel possible, Donnie?

donnie possible travel

↓

Time's up, Frank said.

frank times

↓

-When is this going to happen? -Soon.

happen

↓

What is going to happen?

happen

↓

-Frank is gonna kill. -Who is he going to kill?

frank kill

↓

Who is he going to kill, Donnie?

donnie kill

↓

I can see him right now!

↓

The sky's gonna open up.

open

↓

If the sky were to suddenly open up,

open suddenly

↓

there would be no law, there would be no rule.

rule

↓

There would only be you and your memories.

memories

↓

The choices you've made and the people you've touched.

choices touched

↓

If this world were to end, there would only be you and him...

world

↓

and no one else.

↓

You can stop taking your medication.

medication

↓

They're placebos. Just pills made out of water.

pills water

↓

Thank you.

↓

Donnie...

donnie

↓

An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God.

altogether existence

↓

You're an agnostic.

↓

An agnostic is someone...

↓

who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of God,

believes existence proof

↓

but does not deny a possibility that God exists.

deny exists possibility

↓

Goodbye, Dr. Thurman.

goodbye

↓

Hey.

↓

I got in.

↓

I'm going to Harvard.

harvard

↓

Hey, we should totally throw a party. I mean, Mom and Dad are gone, and...

gone party throw

↓

It's Halloween Carnival. We could totally get away with it.

carnival halloween

↓

Ok. But it has to be small, alright?

alright

↓

We got eggs, water balloons and a dozen rolls of toilet paper.

balloons dozen eggs paper rolls toilet toilet-paper water

↓

I stole four beers from my dad.

beers four four-beers stole

↓

-Well, we got a keg. -Keg beer is for pussies.

beer pussies

↓

Rose, this is Lilian Thurman.

rose

↓

It is extremely important that you call me as soon as you get this message. Thank you.

extremely message

↓

Hey.

↓

You ok?

↓

Yeah. My mom's gone.

gone moms

↓

You want to come in?

↓

I don't know. She...

↓

She didn't leave a note and... the house was all messed up.

house messed note

↓

But you're ok.

↓

Did you call the cops?

cops

↓

Yeah, they said I should leave the house and that I should go to a safe place.

house place safe safe-place

↓

I'm just so scared. I keep thinking something awful was happening and...

awful scared thinking

↓

It's my fucking stepdad, I know it.

fucking stepdad

↓

I guess some people are just...

↓

born with tragedy in their blood.

blood born tragedy

↓

Hey, have you guys seen Frank?

frank seen

↓

No, I think they said they were going on a beer run.

beer

↓

If you're there, please pick up.

pick

↓

Oh, well. Good news.

news

↓

The girls, they got three and a half stars

girls half stars three

↓

and they get to come back for the quarter-finals.

finals quarter

↓

Samantha was amazing. Anyway...

amazing samantha

↓

We're gonna take the red-eye back tonight and we are to arrive...

arrive tonight

↓

-Mom, the plane's about to leave. -Yeah. Ok.

planes

↓

We'll take the red-eye back tonight we should arrive

arrive tonight

↓

around 8:30 in the morning.

morning

↓

I hope everything's... I hope everything's all right.

everythings hope

↓

I love you. Bye.

love

↓

-Come with me. -Where are we going?

↓

-Donnie? -Look, we gotta go.

donnie

↓

-We've got to see Grandma Death. -But why? Is this about the book?

book death grandma

↓

-No, it's Frank. -Donnie...

donnie frank

↓

Time is running out! We gotta go.

running

↓

Donnie, nobody's here. Let's just forget about it.

donnie forget nobodys

↓

"Cellar door".

door

↓

What?

↓

Donnie! Donnie!

donnie

↓

Donnie!

donnie

↓

Why the fuck are you here?

fuck

↓

Hey! Oh, my God.

↓

-You're dead! -What do we do?

dead

↓

-Oh, shit. -Leave them alone!

alone

↓

Don't fucking move! Don't fucking move! What did I say?

fucking

↓

There's a car!

↓

-Get the hell out of here, now! -Come on!

↓

Seth, there's a car's coming. Let's go!

cars coming seth

↓

I have a bigger knife now.

bigger knife

↓

Fuck!

fuck

↓

Did you call the fucking cops?

cops fucking

↓

-Dea ex machina. -What did you just say?

↓

-What the fuck did you just say? -Our savior.

fuck savior

↓

Donnie!

donnie

↓

Frank...

frank

↓

Is she dead?

dead

↓

What were you guys doing in the middle of the road, huh?!

middle road

↓

What were you thinking?

thinking

↓

Go home!

home

↓

Go home and tell your parents that everything's gonna be ok.

everythings home parents

↓

Go!

↓

A storm is coming.

coming storm

↓

You must hurry.

hurry must

↓

Going home.

home

↓

Dear Roberta Sparrow, I've reached the end of your book, and...

book dear reached roberta

↓

there's so many things that I need to ask you.

↓

Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might telling me.

afraid might sometimes telling

↓

Sometimes I'm afraid that... you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction.

afraid fiction sometimes

↓

I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep.

answers hope sleep

↓

I hope that when the world comes to an end,

comes hope world

↓

I can breathe a sigh of relief

breathe relief sigh

↓

because there will be so much to look forward to.

forward

↓

Hey. What's going on?

↓

Horrible accident. My neighbour...

accident horrible neighbour

↓

he got killed.

killed

↓

-What happened? -Got smooshed by a jet engine.

engine happened

↓

What was his name?

name

↓

Donnie. Donnie Darko.

donnie

↓

I feel bad for his family.

family

↓

Yeah.

↓

Did you know him?

↓

No.