#mattress — Tags

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Honey, listen, I want to tell you, we did blow up the air mattress in your room

blow honey mattress room

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I bought a mattress at the wrong store.

bought mattress store

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This mattress commercial

commercial mattress

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Also, there's a naked etching of Beowulf under my mattress

mattress naked

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and three other guys under my husband's mattress.

husbands mattress three

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sweating dark yellow stains into the mattress with.

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The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

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I'm telling you, bro, we could fit a mattress in there.

mattress telling

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pick up the mattress.

mattress pick

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The what? The mattress? What do we need a mattress for?

mattress

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What do you mean what do we need a mattress for?

mattress

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- and help me chuck this mattress out? - Yeah.

chuck mattress

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I was climbing up the mattress, sort of like a ladder-type situation.

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AND STICK YOU UNDER MY MATTRESS

mattress stick

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and expect them to do the mattress mambo.

expect mattress