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A Clockwork Orange (1971)

Season 1, Episode 1 — A Clockwork Orange (1971)

Alex: There was me.

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That is, Alex, and my three droogs.

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That is, Pete, Georgie and dim.

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And we satin the korova milk bar...

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Trying to make up our rassoodocks...

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What to do with the evening.

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The korova milk bar sold milk plus.

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Milk plus ve/iocet or synthemesc or drencrom...

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Which is what we were drinking.

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This would sharpen you up...

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And make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

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Alex: One thing I could never stand...

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Was to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie...

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Howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers...

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And going "blerp blerp" in between...

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As it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking guts.

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I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age.

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But more especially when he was real old, like this one was.

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Man: Can you spare some cutter, me brothers?

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Go on! Do me in, you bastard cowards!

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I don't want to live anyway.

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Not in a stinking world like this.

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Oh?

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And what's so stinking about it?

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It's a stinking world because there's no law and order anymore!

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It stinks because it lets the young get onto the old...

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Like you done!

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It's no world for an old man any longer.

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What kind of a world is it at all?

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Men on the moon.

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Men spinning around the earth.

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And there's not no attention paid...

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To earthly law and order no more.

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Man: Right. Get her clothes. Woman: No!

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Alex: It was at the derelict casino that we came across Billy-boy...

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And his four droogs.

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They were about to pen'orm a little of the old...

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In-out, in-out on a weepy young devotchka they had there.

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Alex: Ho, ho, ho!

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Well, if it isn't...

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Fat, stinking...

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Billy goat Billy-boy in poison.

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How are thou...

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Thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil?

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Come and get one in the yarbles...

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If you have any yarbles...

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You eunuch jelly, thou.

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Let's get them, boys!

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Man: Yahoo!

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Alex: The police!

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Come on. Let's go!

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All: Yahoo!

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Alex: The durango 95 purred away real horrorshow.

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A nice, warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts.

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Soon it was trees and dark, my brothers...

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With real country dark.

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Alex: We fillied around with other travelers of the night...

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Playing hogs of the road.

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Then we headed west.

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What we were after now was the old surprise visit.

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That was a real kick...

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And good for laughs and lashing of the old ultra-violent.

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Who on earth could that be?

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I'll go and see.

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Yes, who is it?

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Alex: Excuse me, can you please help? There's been a terrible accident!

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My friend's bleeding to death! Can I please use your telephone?

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We don't have a telephone. You'll have to go somewhere else.

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Alex: But, missus, it's a matter of life and death!

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Who is it, dear?

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Woman: A young man. He says there's been an accident.

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He wants to use the telephone.

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I suppose you better let him in.

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Woman: Wait a minute, will you?

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I'm sorry, but we don't usually let strangers in...

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What do you want from me?

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Alex: Pete, check the rest of the house. Dim...

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Woman: Ah!

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Dim: Ready for love.

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Viddy well, little brother.

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Viddy well.

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Alex: We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed...

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It having been an evening of some small energy expenditure.

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So we got rid of the auto...

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And stopped at the korova for a nightcap.

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Hello, Lucy.

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Had a busy night?

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We've been working hard too.

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Pardon me, luce.

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Alex: There was some sophistos from the TV studios around the corner...

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Laughing and govoreeting.

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The devotchka smeched away...

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Not caring about the wicked world one bit.

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Then the disk on the stereo twanged off and out.

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And in the short silence before the next one came on...

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She suddenly came with a burst of singing.

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Alex: And it was, like, for a moment, my brothers...

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Some great bird had flown into the milk bar.

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And I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott...

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Standing endwise.

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And the shivers crawling up like slow, malenky lizards...

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And then down again.

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Because I knew what she sang.

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It was a bit from the glorious "9th" by Ludwig Van.

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What did you do that for?

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For being a bastard with no manners.

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Without a dook of an idea about how to comport yourself public-wise.

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I don't like you should do what you done.

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And I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be.

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Watch that.

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Do watch that...

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If to continue to be on live thou dost wish.

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Great, bouncy yarblockos to you!

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I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime.

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I'm not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless.

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It stands to reason, I won't have it.

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A nozh scrap anytime you say.

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A bit tired maybe.

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Best not to say more.

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Bedways is rightways now.

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80 best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka.

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Right, right?

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Pete & Georgie: Right, right.

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Alex: Right, right.

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Alex: Where I lived was with my dada and mum...

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In municipal flat block 18-a, linear north.

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Alex: It had been a wonderful evening.

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And what I needed now to give it the perfect ending...

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Was a bit of the old Ludwig Van.

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Alex: Oh, bliss!

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Bliss and heaven!

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It was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh.

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It was like a bird of rarest spun heaven metal.

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Or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship...

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Gravity all nonsense now.

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As I slooshied...

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I knew such lovely pictures.

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Alex?

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Alex?

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What do you want?

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Mother: It's past 8, Alex.

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You don't want to be late for school, son.

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Bit of a pain in the gulliver, mum.

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Leave us be, and I'll try and sleep it off.

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And then I'll be as right as Dodgers for this after.

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But you've not been to school all week, son.

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Alex: Got to rest, mum.

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Got to get fit.

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Otherwise, I'm liable to miss a lot more school.

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Mother: I'll put your breakfast in the oven.

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I've got to be off meself now.

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All right, mum.

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Have a nice day at the factory.

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He's not feeling too good again this morning, dad.

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Yes. Yes, I heard.

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You know what time he got in?

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No, I don't. I'd taken me sleepers.

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I wonder...

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Where exactly is it he goes to work of evenings.

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Well, like he says...

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It's mostly odd things he does.

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Helping-like...

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Here and there, as it might be.

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Hi, hi, hi, Mr. Deltoid.

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Funny surprise, seeing you here.

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Alex-boy.

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Awake at last, yes?

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I met your mother on the way to work, yes?

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She gave me the key.

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She said something about a pain somewhere.

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Hence, not at school, yes?

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A rather intolerable pain in the head, brother sir.

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It should be clear by this afterlunch.

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Or certainly by this evening, yes.

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The evening's the great time, isn't it, Alex-boy?

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- Cup of the old chai, sir? - No time, yes.

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Sit, sit, sit!

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To what do I owe this extreme pleasure, sir?

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Anything wrong, sir?

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Wrong? Why should you think of anything being wrong?

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Have you been doing something you shouldn't?

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Just a manner of speech.

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Yes, well, it's just a manner of speech from your...

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Post-corrective advisor to you that you watch out, little Alex.

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Because next time it's not going to be the corrective school.

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Next time it'll be the barley place, and all my work ruined.

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If you've no respect for yourself...

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You at least might have some for me, who sweated over you.

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A big, black Mark, I tell you, for every one we don't reclaim.

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A confession of failure for every one of you...

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Who ends up in the stripy hole.

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I've been doing nothing I shouldn't.

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The millicents have nothing on me, brother.

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Sir, I mean.

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Deltoid: Cut out this clever talk about millicents.

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Just because the police haven't picked you up...

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Doesn't mean that you've not been up to some nastiness.

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There was a bit of nastiness last night.

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Some very extreme nastiness, yes?

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A few of a certain Billy-boy's friends were ambulanced off late.

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Your name was mentioned.

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The words got to me by the usual channels.

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Certain friends of yours were named also.

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Nobody can prove anything about anybody, as usual.

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I'm warning you, little Alex...

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Being a good friend to you as always...

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The one man in this sore and sick community...

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Who wants to save you from yourself!

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What gets into you all?

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We've been studying the problem for damn well near a century.

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But we get no farther with our studies.

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You got a good home here. Good, loving parents.

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You've got not too bad of a brain.

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Is it some devil that crawls inside of you?

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Alex: Nobody's got anything on me.

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I been out of the millicents' rookers for a long time.

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That's just what worries me.

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A bit too long to be safe.

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You're about due, by my reckoning.

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That's why I'm warning you...

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To keep your handsome young proboscis out of the dirt.

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Do I make myself clear?

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Alex: As an unmuddied lake, sir.

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As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.

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You can rely on me, sir.

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Alex: Excuse me, brother.

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I ordered this two weeks ago. Can you see if it's arrived?

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Just a minute.

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Pardon me, ladies.

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Enjoying that, are you, my darling?

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A bit cold and pointless, isn't it, my lovely?

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What's happened to yours, my little sister?

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Who you getting, bratty?

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Goggly gogol? Johnny Zhivago?

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The heaven 17?

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What you got back home to play your fuzzy warbles on?

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I bet you've got little pitiful, portable picnic players.

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Come with uncle and hear all proper.

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Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones.

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You are invited.

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- Hi, hi, hi, there. - Well, hello.

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He are here!

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He have arrived!

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Hooray!

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Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well!

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To what do I owe the extreme pleasure...

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Of this surprising visit?

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We got worried.

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Georgie: There we were, waiting and drinking at the old knifey moloko...

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And you had not turned up.

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And we thought you might have been, like...

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Offended by something or other.

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So around we come to your abode.

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Appy Polly ioggies.

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I had something of a pain in the gulliver, so I had to sleep.

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I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening.

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Dim: Sorry about the pain.

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Using the gulliver too much-like, maybe.

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Giving orders and discipline and such, perhaps.

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You sure the pain is gone?

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You sure you'd not be happier back in bed?

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Let's get things nice and sparkling clear.

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This sarcasm, if I may call it such...

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Does not become you, my little brothers.

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As I am your droog and leader...

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I'm entitled to know what goes on.

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Now then, dim.

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What does that great big horsey gape of a grin portend?

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All right, no more picking on dim, brother.

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That's part of the new way.

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New way?

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What's this about a new way?

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There's been some very large talk behind my sleeping back, and no error.

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If you must have it, have it, then.

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We go around shop crasting and the like...

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Coming out with a pitiful rookerfull of money each.

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And will the English in the coffee mesto...

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Saying he can fence anything any malchick tries to crast.

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The shiny stuff. The ice!

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The big, big money's available, is what will the English says.

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Big, big money.

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And what will you do with the big, big, big money?

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Have you not everything you need?

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If you need a motorcar, you pluck it from the trees.

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If you need pretty Polly, you take it.

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Brother, you think and talk sometimes like a little child.

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Little child, yeah.

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Tonight we pull a man-size crast.

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Tonight's a man-size crast!

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Alex: Good! Real horrorshow!

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Initiative comes to thems that wait.

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I've taught you much, my little droogies.

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Now tell me what you had in mind, Georgie-boy.

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The old moloko plus first. Would you not say?

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- Something to sharpen us up. - Some of them moloko plus.

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Georgie: You especially. We have the start.

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Yeah, we got a start on you! Yeah, moloko plus, eh?

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Alex: As we walked along the flatblock Marina...

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I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time.

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So now it was to be Georgie the general...

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Saying what we should do and what not to do.

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And dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog.

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But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones...

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And that the oomny ones used, like...

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Inspiration and what bog sends.

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For now it was lovely music that came to my aid.

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There was a window open with a stereo on...

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And I viddied right at once what to do.

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I had not cut into any of dim's main cables.

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And so with the help of a clean tashtook...

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The red, red kroovy soon stopped.

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And it did not take long to quieten the two wounded soldiers...

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Down in the snug of the Duke of New York.

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Now they knew who was master and leader.

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Sheep, thought I.

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But a real leader knows always when, like...

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To give and show generous to his unders.

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Well...

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Now we're back to where we were.

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Yes?

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Just like before, and all forgotten?

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Right, right, right?

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Right.

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Right.

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Right.

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Well, Georgie-boy...

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This idea of yours for tonight.

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Tell us all about it, then.

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Georgie: Not tonight.

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Not this nochy.

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Come, come, come, Georgie-boy.

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You're a big, strong chelloveck, like us all.

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We're not little children, are we, Georgie-boy?

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What, then, didst thou in thy mind have?

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Georgi e: It's this health farm.

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A bit out of the town.

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Isolated.

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It's owned by this rich ptitsa...

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Who lives there with her cats.

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The place is shut down for a week...

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And she's completely on her own.

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It's full up with, like, gold and silver...

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And, like, jewels.

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Alex: Tell me more, Georgie-boy.

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Tell me more.

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Weathers: Oh, shit!

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Weathers: Who's there?

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Alex: Excuse me, can you please help?

#348

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There's been a terrible accident!

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Can I please use your telephone for an ambulance?

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I'm frightfully sorry.

#351

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There's a telephone in the public house a mile down the road.

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I suggest you use that.

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Alex: But missus, this is an emergency!

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It's a matter of life and death!

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Me friend's lying in the middle of the road, bleeding to death!

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I'm very sorry...

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But I never open the door to strangers after dark.

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Alex: Very well, madam.

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You can't be blamed for being suspicious...

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With so many scoundrels and rogues of the night about.

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I'll try and get help at the pub, then.

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I'm sorry if I disturbed you.

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Thank you very much.

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Good night.

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Alex: Dim, bend down.

#366

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I'll get in that window and open the front door.

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Hello. Radlett police station?

#368

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Good evening. It's miss weathers at woodmere health farm.

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Hello. I'm sorry to bother you, but something rather odd just happened.

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It's probably nothing at all, but you never know.

#371

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A young man rang the bell, asking to use the telephone.

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He said there's been some kind of accident.

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The thing that caught my attention was what he said.

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His words sounded like those quoted in the papers this morning...

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In connection with the writer and his wife who were assaulted.

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Cop: When did this take place, ma 'am?

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Just a few minutes ago.

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I think we 'd better send a patrol car around to see you.

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If you think that's necessary.

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But I'm quite sure he's gone away now.

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He'll be there in a few minutes.

#382

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- All right, fine. - My pleasure, ma'am.

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Thank you very much.

#384

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Weathers: Ah!

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Alex: Hi, hi, hi, there.

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At last we meet.

#387

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Our brief govorett through the letter-hole was not satisfactory.

#388

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Who are you?

#389

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How the hell did you get in here?

#390

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What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?

#391

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Naughty, naughty, naughty!

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You filthy old soomaka.

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Now listen here, you little bastard!

#394

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Just turn round and walk out of here the same way you came in.

#395

⇓

Leave that alone! Don't touch it!

#396

⇓

It's a very important work of art.

#397

⇓

What the bloody hell do you want?

#398

⇓

To be perfectly honest, madam...

#399

⇓

I'm taking part in an international students' contest...

#400

⇓

To see who can get the most points for selling magazines.

#401

⇓

Cut the shit, Sonny...

#402

⇓

And get out of here before you get yourself into serious trouble.

#403

⇓

I told you to leave that alone! Now get out of here...

#404

⇓

Before I throw you out!

#405

⇓

Wretched, slummy bedbug!

#406

⇓

I'll teach you to break into real people's houses.

#407

⇓

Fucking...

#408

⇓

Weathers: Ah!

#409

⇓

Alex: Let's go. The police are coming! Dim: One minoota, droogie.

#410

⇓

Alex: You bastards!

#411

⇓

I'm blind, you bastards!

#412

⇓

I can't see!

#413

⇓

It's no good sitting there in hope, my little brothers.

#414

⇓

I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyer here.

#415

⇓

I know the law, you bastards.

#416

⇓

Righty-right, Tom.

#417

⇓

We'll have to show our friend Alex here that we know the law too.

#418

⇓

But that knowing the law isn't everything.

#419

⇓

Nasty cut you've got there, little Alex.

#420

⇓

Shame, isn't it?

#421

⇓

Spoils all your beauty.

#422

⇓

Who gave you that there?

#423

⇓

How'd you do that there?

#424

⇓

Alex: Ah! What's that for, you bastard?

#425

⇓

That is for your lady victim.

#426

⇓

You ghastly...

#427

⇓

Wretched scoundrel.

#428

⇓

Ah!

#429

⇓

Get him off me!

#430

⇓

Inspector: You rotten little bastard!

#431

⇓

Sergeant: Good evening, Mr. Deltoid.

#432

⇓

Good evening, sergeant.

#433

⇓

They're in room b, sir.

#434

⇓

Thank you very much.

#435

⇓

Inspector: Sergeant... good evening.

#436

⇓

Good evening, inspector.

#437

⇓

- Would you like your tea now, sir? - No, thank you, sergeant.

#438

⇓

May I have some paper towels, please?

#439

⇓

We're interrogating the prisoner now.

#440

⇓

- Perhaps you'd care to come inside. - Thank you very much.

#441

⇓

Good evening, sergeant. Good evening, all.

#442

⇓

Deltoid: Oh, dear! This boy does look a mess, doesn't he?

#443

⇓

Just look at the state of him.

#444

⇓

Cop: Love's young nightmare-like.

#445

⇓

Inspector: Violence makes violence.

#446

⇓

He resisted his lawful arrestors.

#447

⇓

Well, this is the end of the line for me.

#448

⇓

The end of the line, yes.

#449

⇓

And what of me, brother sir?

#450

⇓

Speak up for me. I'm not so bad.

#451

⇓

I was led on by the treachery of others.

#452

⇓

Sings the roof off lovely, he does that.

#453

⇓

Where are my treacherous droogs? Get them before they get away!

#454

⇓

It was all their idea, brothers.

#455

⇓

They forced me to do it. I'm innocent!

#456

⇓

You are now a murderer, little Alex.

#457

⇓

A murderer.

#458

⇓

Not true, sir.

#459

⇓

It was only a slight tolchok.

#460

⇓

She were breathing, I swear it.

#461

⇓

Deltoid: I've just come from the hospital.

#462

⇓

Your victim has died.

#463

⇓

You try to frighten me. Admit so, sir.

#464

⇓

This is some new form of torture.

#465

⇓

- Say it, brother sir. - It'll be your own torture.

#466

⇓

I hope to god it'll torture you to madness.

#467

⇓

If you'd care to give him a bash in the chops, don't mind us.

#468

⇓

He must be a great disappointment to you, sir.

#469

⇓

Alex: This is the real weepy and tragic part of the story beginning...

#470

⇓

O, my brothers and only friends.

#471

⇓

After a trial, with judges and a jury...

#472

⇓

And hard words spoken against your friend and humble narrator...

#473

⇓

He was sentenced to 14 years in staja number 84-f...

#474

⇓

Among smelly perverts and hardened prestoopniks.

#475

⇓

The shock sending my dada beating his bruised and krovvy rookers...

#476

⇓

Against unfair bog in his heaven.

#477

⇓

And my mum boo-hoo-hooing in her mother's grief...

#478

⇓

At her only child and son of her bosom...

#479

⇓

Like, letting everybody down real horrorshow.

#480

⇓

Guard: Morning. One up from thames, mister.

#481

⇓

One up from thames, sir.

#482

⇓

Chief: Right! Open up the cell!

#483

⇓

Yes, sir.

#484

⇓

Here are the prisoner's committal forms.

#485

⇓

Chief: Thank you, mister.

#486

⇓

Chief: Name? Alex: Alexander delarge.

#487

⇓

You are now in h.M. Prison parkmoor.

#488

⇓

From this moment, you will address all prison officers as "sir."

#489

⇓

- Name? - Alexander delarge, sir.

#490

⇓

Sentence?

#491

⇓

14 years, sir.

#492

⇓

- Crime? - Murder, sir.

#493

⇓

Right. Take the cuffs off him, mister.

#494

⇓

It is your duty to memorize that number.

#495

⇓

Thank you, mister. Well done.

#496

⇓

- Thank you. - Let the officer out.

#497

⇓

Yes, sir.

#498

⇓

All right, empty your pockets.

#499

⇓

Are you able to see the white line painted on the floor...

#500

⇓

Directly behind you, 655321?

#501

⇓

- Yes, sir. - Then your toes belong...

#502

⇓

On the other side of it!

#503

⇓

- Yes, sir. - Right.

#504

⇓

Carry on.

#505

⇓

Pick that up and put it down properly.

#506

⇓

One half-bar of chocolate.

#507

⇓

One bunch of keys on white, metal ring.

#508

⇓

One packet of cigarettes.

#509

⇓

Two plastic ball pens.

#510

⇓

One black, one red.

#511

⇓

One pocket comb, black plastic.

#512

⇓

Address book, imitation red leather.

#513

⇓

One ten-penny piece.

#514

⇓

One white, metal wristlet watch.

#515

⇓

Timawrist, on a white, metal expanding bracelet.

#516

⇓

Anything else in your pockets?

#517

⇓

- No, sir. - Right.

#518

⇓

Sign here for your valuable property.

#519

⇓

The tobacco and chocolate you brought in...

#520

⇓

You lose that...

#521

⇓

As you are now convicted.

#522

⇓

Now over to the table and get undressed.

#523

⇓

Now, then, were you in police custody this morning?

#524

⇓

Alex: No, sir. Warder: Onejacket, blue pinstriped.

#525

⇓

Chief: Prison custody?

#526

⇓

Alex: Yes, sir, on remand.

#527

⇓

Warder: One necktie, blue. Chief: Religion?

#528

⇓

C of e, sir.

#529

⇓

Do you mean the church of england?

#530

⇓

Yes, sir. The church of england.

#531

⇓

Brown hair, isn't it?

#532

⇓

Fair hair, sir.

#533

⇓

Blue eyes?

#534

⇓

Blue, sir.

#535

⇓

- Do you wear eyeglasses or contact lenses? - No, sir.

#536

⇓

One shirt, blue. Collar attached.

#537

⇓

Have you been receiving medical treatment for any serious illness?

#538

⇓

- No, sir. - One pair of boots, black leather.

#539

⇓

- Have you had any mental illness? - No, sir.

#540

⇓

- Do you wear false teeth or false limbs? - No, sir.

#541

⇓

One pair of trousers, blue pinstriped.

#542

⇓

Have you ever had any attacks of fainting or dizziness?

#543

⇓

- No, sir. - Warder: One pair of socks, black.

#544

⇓

- Are you an epileptic? - No, sir.

#545

⇓

Warder: One pair of underpants, white with blue waistband.

#546

⇓

Are you now, or have you ever been, a homosexual?

#547

⇓

- No, sir. - Right.

#548

⇓

- The mothballs, mister. - Mothballs, sir.

#549

⇓

Now then, face the wall...

#550

⇓

Bend over and touch your toes.

#551

⇓

- Any venereal disease? - No, sir.

#552

⇓

- Crabs? Lice? - No, sir.

#553

⇓

- Through there for the bath. - Warder: One for a bath.

#554

⇓

What's it going to be, eh?

#555

⇓

Is it going to be in and out of institutions like this...

#556

⇓

Though more in than out for most of you?

#557

⇓

Or are you going to attend to the divine word...

#558

⇓

And realize the punishments that await unrepentant sinners...

#559

⇓

In the next world as well as this?

#560

⇓

A lot of idiots you are...

#561

⇓

Selling your birthright for a saucer of cold porridge.

#562

⇓

The thrill of theft.

#563

⇓

Of violence. The urge to live easy.

#564

⇓

Well, I ask you what is it worth...

#565

⇓

When we have undeniable proof...

#566

⇓

Yes, incontrovertible evidence...

#567

⇓

That hell exists?

#568

⇓

I know!

#569

⇓

I know, my friends.

#570

⇓

I have been informed...

#571

⇓

In visions...

#572

⇓

That there is a place...

#573

⇓

Darker than any prison...

#574

⇓

Hotter than any flame of human fire...

#575

⇓

Where souls...

#576

⇓

Of unrepentant criminal sinners like yourselves...

#577

⇓

Don't you laugh, damn you!

#578

⇓

Don't you laugh.

#579

⇓

I say, like yourselves...

#580

⇓

In endless and unendurable agony.

#581

⇓

Rotting and peeling.

#582

⇓

A fireball...

#583

⇓

Spinning in their screaming guts!

#584

⇓

I know. Yes, I know!

#585

⇓

Quiet! All right, you lot! We'll end by singing hymn 258...

#586

⇓

In the prisoner's hymnal.

#587

⇓

And let's have a little reverence, you bastards!

#588

⇓

Come on, sing up, damn you!

#589

⇓

Louded

#590

⇓

Chief: Louded

#591

⇓

Alex: It had not been edifying. Indeed not.

#592

⇓

Being in this hellhole and human zoo for two years now.

#593

⇓

Being kicked and tolchoked by brutal warders...

#594

⇓

And meeting leering criminals and perverts...

#595

⇓

Ready to dribble all over...

#596

⇓

A luscious young malchick like your storyteller.

#597

⇓

Alex: It was my rabbit...

#598

⇓

To help the prison Charlie with the Sunday service.

#599

⇓

He was a bolshy, great burly bastard.

#600

⇓

But he was very fond of myself, me being very young...

#601

⇓

And also now very interested in the big book.

#602

⇓

Man: Move along there!

#603

⇓

Move along!

#604

⇓

Move along there! Move along!

#605

⇓

Alex: [Read all about the scourging and the crowning with thorns.

#606

⇓

And I could viddy myself helping in...

#607

⇓

And even taking charge of the tolchoking and the nailing in.

#608

⇓

Being dressed in the height of Roman fashion.

#609

⇓

I didn't so much like the latter part of the book...

#610

⇓

Which is more like all preach y talking...

#611

⇓

Than fighting and the old in-out.

#612

⇓

[Like the parts where these old yahoodies tolchok each other...

#613

⇓

And then drink their Hebrew vino...

#614

⇓

And getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens.

#615

⇓

That kept me going.

#616

⇓

Chaplain: "Seek not to be like evil men.

#617

⇓

Neither desire to be with them...

#618

⇓

Because their minds studieth robberies...

#619

⇓

And their lips speak deceits."

#620

⇓

If thou lose hope, being weary in the days of distress...

#621

⇓

Thy strength shall be diminished.

#622

⇓

Fine, my son. Fine.

#623

⇓

Father?

#624

⇓

I have tried, have I not?

#625

⇓

You have, my son.

#626

⇓

- I've done my best, have I not? - 4ndeed.

#627

⇓

I've never been guilty of any institutional infraction, have I?

#628

⇓

You certainly have not, 655321. You've been very helpful.

#629

⇓

And you've shown a genuine desire to reform.

#630

⇓

Can I ask you a question in private?

#631

⇓

Certainly, my son. Certainly.

#632

⇓

Is there something troubling you, my son?

#633

⇓

Don't be shy to speak up.

#634

⇓

Remember...

#635

⇓

I know of the...

#636

⇓

Urges that can trouble young men...

#637

⇓

Deprived...

#638

⇓

Of the society of women.

#639

⇓

Oh, father.

#640

⇓

It's nothing like that, father.

#641

⇓

It's about this new thing they're all talking about.

#642

⇓

About this new treatment.

#643

⇓

It gets you out of prison in no time.

#644

⇓

And makes sure you never get back in again.

#645

⇓

Where did you hear about this?

#646

⇓

Who's been talking about these things?

#647

⇓

These things get around.

#648

⇓

Two warders talk, as it might be.

#649

⇓

And somebody can't help overhearing what they say.

#650

⇓

Then somebody picks up a scrap of newspaper in the workshops...

#651

⇓

And the newspaper tells all about it.

#652

⇓

How about putting me in for this new treatment?

#653

⇓

You are referring...

#654

⇓

To the ludovico technique.

#655

⇓

I don't know what it's called.

#656

⇓

I just know it gets you out quickly...

#657

⇓

And makes sure you never get back in again.

#658

⇓

That is not proven, 655321.

#659

⇓

In fact, it is only in the experimental stage at this moment.

#660

⇓

It is being used, isn't it, father?

#661

⇓

It has not been used in this prison yet.

#662

⇓

The governor has grave doubts about it.

#663

⇓

And I've heard there are very serious dangers involved.

#664

⇓

I don't care about the dangers.

#665

⇓

I just want to be good.

#666

⇓

I want for the rest of my life to be...

#667

⇓

One act of goodness.

#668

⇓

The question is...

#669

⇓

Whether or not this technique...

#670

⇓

Really makes a man good.

#671

⇓

Goodness comes from within.

#672

⇓

Goodness...

#673

⇓

Is chosen.

#674

⇓

When a man cannot choose...

#675

⇓

He ceases to be a man.

#676

⇓

I don't understand...

#677

⇓

About the whys and wherefores.

#678

⇓

I only know I want to be good.

#679

⇓

Be patient, my son.

#680

⇓

Put your trust in the lord.

#681

⇓

Instruct thy son and he shall refresh thee...

#682

⇓

And shall give delight to thy soul.

#683

⇓

Amen.

#684

⇓

Chief: Mister! Guard: All present and correct, sir!

#685

⇓

Chief: Right!

#686

⇓

All present and correct!

#687

⇓

Chief: Prisoners, halt!

#688

⇓

Now pay attention!

#689

⇓

I want you in two lines...

#690

⇓

Up against that wall, facing this way.

#691

⇓

Go on, move!

#692

⇓

Hurry up!

#693

⇓

Stop talking!

#694

⇓

Prisoners ready for inspection, sir!

#695

⇓

Minister: How many to a cell?

#696

⇓

Governor: Four in this block, sir.

#697

⇓

Minister: Cram criminals together and what do you get?

#698

⇓

Concentrated criminality. Crime in the midst of punishment.

#699

⇓

Governor: I agree, sir. We need larger prisons, more money.

#700

⇓

Minister: Not a chance, my dear fellow.

#701

⇓

The government can't be concerned any longer...

#702

⇓

With outmoded penalogical theories.

#703

⇓

Soon we may need all prison space for political offenders.

#704

⇓

Common criminals are best dealt with on a purely curative basis.

#705

⇓

Kill the criminal reflex, that's all.

#706

⇓

Full implementation in a year's time.

#707

⇓

Punishment means nothing to them.

#708

⇓

They enjoy their so-called punishment.

#709

⇓

You're absolutely right, sir.

#710

⇓

Shut your bleeding hole!

#711

⇓

Minister: Who said that?

#712

⇓

I did, sir.

#713

⇓

What crime did you commit?

#714

⇓

The accidental killing of a person, sir.

#715

⇓

He brutally murdered a woman in furtherance of theft.

#716

⇓

Fourteen years, sir.

#717

⇓

Excellent.

#718

⇓

He's enterprising...

#719

⇓

Aggressive...

#720

⇓

Outgoing...

#721

⇓

Young, bold...

#722

⇓

Vicious.

#723

⇓

Fine.

#724

⇓

We could still look at c-block.

#725

⇓

No, no. That's enough. He's perfect.

#726

⇓

I want his records sent to me.

#727

⇓

This vicious young hoodlum...

#728

⇓

Will be transformed out of all recognition.

#729

⇓

Thank you very much for this chance.

#730

⇓

Let's hope you make the most of it, my boy.

#731

⇓

- Shall we go to my office? - Thank you.

#732

⇓

Come in.

#733

⇓

Sir! 655321. Sir!

#734

⇓

Very good, chief.

#735

⇓

Over to the line. Toes behind it.

#736

⇓

Full name and number to the governor.

#737

⇓

Alexander delarge, sir. 655321, sir.

#738

⇓

I don't suppose you know who that was this morning.

#739

⇓

That was no less a personage than the minister of the interior.

#740

⇓

The new minister of the interior.

#741

⇓

What they call a very new broom.

#742

⇓

These new ridiculous ideas have come at last.

#743

⇓

And orders are orders.

#744

⇓

Though I may say to you in confidence, I do not approve.

#745

⇓

An eye for an eye, I say.

#746

⇓

If someone hits you, you hit back, do you not?

#747

⇓

Why should not the state, severely hit by you hooligans...

#748

⇓

Not hit back also?

#749

⇓

The new view is to say "no."

#750

⇓

The new view is that we turn the bad into good.

#751

⇓

All of which seems to me to be grossly unjust.

#752

⇓

- Sir, I... - Shut your filthy hole, you scum!

#753

⇓

You are to be reformed.

#754

⇓

Tomorrow you will go to this man, brodsky.

#755

⇓

You will be leaving here.

#756

⇓

You will be transferred to the ludovico medical facility.

#757

⇓

It's believed you'll be able...

#758

⇓

To leave state custody in a fortnight.

#759

⇓

I suppose that prospect pleases you?

#760

⇓

Answer the governor's question!

#761

⇓

Yes, sir. Thank you very much.

#762

⇓

I've done my best here, I really have, sir.

#763

⇓

I'm very grateful to all concerned, sir.

#764

⇓

Sign this where it's marked.

#765

⇓

Don't read it, sign it!

#766

⇓

It says you're willing to have your sentence commuted...

#767

⇓

To submission to the ludovico treatment.

#768

⇓

And another copy.

#769

⇓

Alex: The next morning I was taken to...

#770

⇓

The ludovico medical facility...

#771

⇓

Outside the town center.

#772

⇓

I felt a malenky bit sad...

#773

⇓

Having to say goodbye to the old staja...

#774

⇓

As you will, when you leave a place you've gotten used to.

#775

⇓

Right, hold the prisoner.

#776

⇓

Good morning, sir. I'm chief officer Barnes.

#777

⇓

I've got 655321

#778

⇓

on a transfer from parkmoor to the ludovico centre, sir.

#779

⇓

Good morning. Yes, we've been expecting you.

#780

⇓

Dr. Alcot. Very good, sir.

#781

⇓

- Are you prepared for the prisoner? - Yes, of course.

#782

⇓

I wonder if you'd mind signing these documents, sir.

#783

⇓

There, sir.

#784

⇓

And there, sir.

#785

⇓

Here you go.

#786

⇓

There you are.

#787

⇓

Prison escort, move forward!

#788

⇓

Excuse me, sir.

#789

⇓

Is that the officer that is to take charge of the prisoner?

#790

⇓

A word of advice, doc. You'll have to watch this one.

#791

⇓

A right brutal bastard he has been, and will be again...

#792

⇓

In spite of all his sucking up and reading the Bible.

#793

⇓

We can manage things. Show the young man to his room.

#794

⇓

Right, sir. Come this way, please.

#795

⇓

- Morning, Charlie. - Good morning, doctor.

#796

⇓

Branom: Good morning, Alex.

#797

⇓

My name is Dr. Branom. I'm Dr. Brodsky's assistant.

#798

⇓

Good morning, missus. Lovely day.

#799

⇓

Indeed, it is.

#800

⇓

May I take that?

#801

⇓

- How are you feeling? - Fine, fine.

#802

⇓

Good. In a few minutes you'll meet Dr. Brodsky...

#803

⇓

And begin your treatment.

#804

⇓

You're a very lucky boy to have been chosen.

#805

⇓

Alex: I realize that, and I'm very grateful to all concerned.

#806

⇓

We're going to be friends, aren't we?

#807

⇓

Alex: I hope so, missus.

#808

⇓

What's the hypo for? Sending me to sleep?

#809

⇓

Branom: Nothing of the sort.

#810

⇓

- Vitamins will it be, then? - Something like that.

#811

⇓

You're undernourished.

#812

⇓

So after each meal we'll give you a shot.

#813

⇓

Roll over on your right side.

#814

⇓

Loosen your pajama pants and pull them halfway down.

#815

⇓

What exactly is the treatment here going to be, then?

#816

⇓

It's quite simple, really.

#817

⇓

We're going to show you some films.

#818

⇓

You mean like going to the pictures?

#819

⇓

Something like that.

#820

⇓

That's good. I like to viddy the old films now and again.

#821

⇓

Alex: And viddy films I would.

#822

⇓

Where I was taken to, brothers...

#823

⇓

Was like no cine I ever viddied before.

#824

⇓

I was bound up in a straitjacket...

#825

⇓

And my gulliver was strapped to a headrest...

#826

⇓

With wires running away from it.

#827

⇓

Then they clamped, like, lid-locks on me eyes...

#828

⇓

So that I could not shut them, no matter how hard I tried.

#829

⇓

It seemed a bit crazy to me...

#830

⇓

But I let them get on with what they wanted to get on with.

#831

⇓

If I was to be a free malchick again in a fortnight...

#832

⇓

I would put up with much in the meantime, my brothers.

#833

⇓

The first film was a very good, professional piece of cine...

#834

⇓

Like it was done in Hollywood.

#835

⇓

The sounds were real horrorshow.

#836

⇓

You could slooshy the screams and moans very realistic.

#837

⇓

You could even get the breathing and panting...

#838

⇓

Of the tolchocking malchicks at the same time.

#839

⇓

And then what do you know?

#840

⇓

Soon our dear old friend...

#841

⇓

The red, red vino on tap...

#842

⇓

The same in all places...

#843

⇓

Like it's put out by the same firm...

#844

⇓

Began to flow.

#845

⇓

It was beautiful.

#846

⇓

It's funny how the colors of the real world...

#847

⇓

Only seem really real...

#848

⇓

When you viddy them on a screen.

#849

⇓

Now, all the time I was watching this...

#850

⇓

I was beginning to get very aware...

#851

⇓

Of, like, not feeling all that well.

#852

⇓

And this I put down to all the rich food and vitamins.

#853

⇓

But I tried to forget this, concentrating on the next film...

#854

⇓

Which jumped right away on a young devotchka...

#855

⇓

Who was being given the old in-out, in-out...

#856

⇓

First by one malchick...

#857

⇓

Then another.

#858

⇓

Then another.

#859

⇓

When it came to the 6th or 7th malchick...

#860

⇓

Leering and smecking and then going into it...

#861

⇓

I began to feel really sick.

#862

⇓

But / could not shut me glazzies.

#863

⇓

And even if! Tried to move my glazzballs about...

#864

⇓

I still could not get out of...

#865

⇓

The line of fire of this picture.

#866

⇓

Get me up.

#867

⇓

I'm going to be sick.

#868

⇓

Get something for me to be sick in!

#869

⇓

Very soon now, the drug will cause the subject...

#870

⇓

To experience a deathlike paralysis...

#871

⇓

Together with deep feelings of terror and helplessness.

#872

⇓

- Alex: I can't stand it anymore. - One of our early test subjects...

#873

⇓

Described it as being like death.

#874

⇓

A sense of stifling or drowning.

#875

⇓

And it is during this period, we have found...

#876

⇓

The subject will make his most rewarding associations...

#877

⇓

Between his catastrophic experience, environment...

#878

⇓

And the violence he sees.

#879

⇓

Alex: Leave me glazzies!

#880

⇓

Dr. Brodsky is pleased with you.

#881

⇓

You've made a very positive response.

#882

⇓

Tomorrow there will be two sessions, morning and afternoon.

#883

⇓

You mean I have to viddy two sessions in one day?

#884

⇓

I imagine you'll feel a bit limp by the end of the day.

#885

⇓

But we have to be hard on you. You have to be cured.

#886

⇓

It was horrible.

#887

⇓

Of course it was horrible.

#888

⇓

Violence is a very horrible thing.

#889

⇓

That's what you're learning now.

#890

⇓

Your body's learning it.

#891

⇓

I just don't understand about feeling sick the way I did.

#892

⇓

I never used to feel sick. I used to feel the very opposite.

#893

⇓

Doing it or watching it, I used to feel real horrorshow.

#894

⇓

You felt ill this afternoon because you're getting better.

#895

⇓

When we're healthy, we respond to the hateful...

#896

⇓

With fear and nausea.

#897

⇓

You're becoming healthy, that's all.

#898

⇓

By this time tomorrow, you'll be healthier still.

#899

⇓

Alex: It was the next day, brothers...

#900

⇓

And I had truly done my best...

#901

⇓

Morning and afternoon to play it their way...

#902

⇓

And sit like a horrorshow cooperative malchick...

#903

⇓

In the chair of torture...

#904

⇓

While they flashed nasty bits of ultra-violence on the screen...

#905

⇓

Though not on the soundtrack, the only sound being music.

#906

⇓

Then / noticed, in all my pain and sickness...

#907

⇓

What music it was that, like, cracked and boomed.

#908

⇓

It was Ludwig Van.

#909

⇓

Ninth symphony.

#910

⇓

Fourth movement.

#911

⇓

Alex: Ah!

#912

⇓

Ah!

#913

⇓

Stop it! Stop it! Please, I beg you!

#914

⇓

It's a sin!

#915

⇓

It's a sin!

#916

⇓

It's a sin!

#917

⇓

It's a sin! It's a sin! It's a sin!

#918

⇓

What's all this about sin?

#919

⇓

That! Using Ludwig Van like that. He did no harm to anyone.

#920

⇓

Beethoven just wrote music.

#921

⇓

Are you referring to the background score?

#922

⇓

- Yes! - You've heard Beethoven before?

#923

⇓

So you're keen on music?

#924

⇓

Can't be helped.

#925

⇓

Here's the punishment element perhaps.

#926

⇓

The governor ought to be pleased.

#927

⇓

I'm sorry, Alex.

#928

⇓

This is for your own good.

#929

⇓

You'll have to bear with us for a while.

#930

⇓

But it's not fair. It's not fair I should feel ill when I hear...

#931

⇓

Lovely, lovely Ludwig Van.

#932

⇓

You must take your chance, boy.

#933

⇓

The choice has been all yours.

#934

⇓

You needn't take it any further, sir.

#935

⇓

You've proved to me all this ultra-violence and killing...

#936

⇓

Is wrong, wrong and terribly wrong!

#937

⇓

I've learned me lesson, sir.

#938

⇓

I see now what I've never seen before.

#939

⇓

I'm cured. Praise god!

#940

⇓

You're not cured yet, boy.

#941

⇓

But, sirs.

#942

⇓

Missus!

#943

⇓

I see that it's wrong!

#944

⇓

It's wrong because it's, like, against society.

#945

⇓

Because everybody has the right to live and be happy...

#946

⇓

Without being tolchocked and knifed!

#947

⇓

No, no, boy. You really must leave it to us.

#948

⇓

But be cheerful about it.

#949

⇓

In less than a fortnight now, you'll be a free man.

#950

⇓

Ladies and gentlemen...

#951

⇓

At this stage, we introduce the subject himself.

#952

⇓

He is, as you will perceive, fit and well-nourished.

#953

⇓

He comes straight from a night's sleep and a good breakfast...

#954

⇓

Undrugged...

#955

⇓

."Unhypnofized.

#956

⇓

Tomorrow we send him out with confidence into the world again...

#957

⇓

As decent a lad as you would meet on a may morning.

#958

⇓

What a change is here, ladies and gentlemen.

#959

⇓

From the hoodlum the state committed...

#960

⇓

To unprofitable punishment some two years ago.

#961

⇓

Unchanged after two years.

#962

⇓

Unchanged, do I say?

#963

⇓

Not quite.

#964

⇓

Prison taught him the false smile, the rubbed hands of hypocrisy.

#965

⇓

The fawning, greased, obsequious leer.

#966

⇓

Other vices it taught him...

#967

⇓

As well as confirming him in those he had long practiced before.

#968

⇓

Our party promised to restore law and order...

#969

⇓

And to make the streets safe for the ordinary peace-loving citizen.

#970

⇓

This pledge is now about to become a reality.

#971

⇓

Ladies and gentlemen, today is an historic moment.

#972

⇓

The problem of criminal violence is soon to be a thing of the past.

#973

⇓

But enough of words.

#974

⇓

Actions speak louder than.

#975

⇓

Action now.

#976

⇓

Observe all.

#977

⇓

Our necks are out a long way on this, minister.

#978

⇓

I have complete faith in brodsky.

#979

⇓

If the polls are right, we have nothing to lose.

#980

⇓

Hello, heap of dirt.

#981

⇓

Ew. You don't wash much, do you?

#982

⇓

Judging by the horrible smell.

#983

⇓

Alex: Why do you say that? I had a shower this morning.

#984

⇓

Man: He had a shower this morning.

#985

⇓

You trying to call me a liar?

#986

⇓

- No, brother. - You must think I'm awfully stupid.

#987

⇓

Why did you do that, brother?

#988

⇓

I've never done wrong to you.

#989

⇓

You want to know why I did that?

#990

⇓

Well, you see...

#991

⇓

- I do this... - Ah!

#992

⇓

And this because I don't like your horrible type, do I?

#993

⇓

And if you want to start something...

#994

⇓

You just go ahead. Go on! Please do!

#995

⇓

- I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick. - You're going to be sick, are you?

#996

⇓

I'm going to be sick. Please let me get up.

#997

⇓

You want to get up?

#998

⇓

Well, now you listen to me.

#999

⇓

If you want to get up...

#1000

⇓

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