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Season 8, Episode 17 — The English Patient
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You know at the movies they show
movies
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that little ad for the concession stand?
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Where the cartoon candy's dancing,
cartoon
dancing
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and the Milk Dud's playing the banjo?
banjo
duds
milk
playing
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Oh, he's wailing on that banjo. Yeah.
banjo
wailing
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I just don't understand the Raisinets.
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The sax player? Yeah.
player
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Yeah. The box of Raisinets runs up to the concession stand,
runs
stand
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buys another box of Raisinets.
another
buys
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So?
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Box of Raisinets eating another box of Raisinets?
another
eating
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It's perverse.
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No. He's not gonna eat them.
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He's buying them for his Pepsi girlfriend.
buying
girlfriend
pepsi
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And why is he dating a Pepsi?
dating
pepsi
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They're not having children.
children
having
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They're musicians.
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Musicians.
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Get a real job.
real
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What do you want?
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Oh, I've had everything on the menu.
menu
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Uh...
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surprise me.
surprise
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Neil. Neil.
neil
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Oh. I am sorry.
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I am supposed to meet my boyfriend here.
boyfriend
meet
supposed
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He looks just like you.
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Really.
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Yeah.
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Like me? Uh-huh. Sorry.
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He-he.
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Like me?
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But how?
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Here's your halibut omelet.
omelet
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Surprised?
surprised
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Look what I got for you for your Florida trip.
florida
trip
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Crazy Shirts was closing them out.
closing
crazy
shirts
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I got a dozen for a buck.
buck
dozen
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I saved a fortune. Look at that.
fortune
saved
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There you go.
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Oh.
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"Number-one dad." Yeah.
number
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Ooh, and it's a medium. Perfect.
medium
perfect
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Hey. Hey.
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You ready?
ready
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Almost. Okay, so look, uh,
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when you're in Florida, can my cigar guy
cigar
florida
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drop off some Cubans for me at your parents'?
cubans
drop
parents
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I'm helping my parents move into their new condo.
condo
helping
parents
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I'm gonna be busy.
busy
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Oh, come on, man. Help a brother out.
brother
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All right.
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Yeah. I owe you one.
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We're even.
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Hey, Jerry... figure this out.
figure
jerry
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I'm in the coffee shop,
coffee
coffee-shop
shop
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and this beautiful girl I could never even talk to
girl
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mistakes me for her boyfriend.
boyfriend
mistakes
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That's a nice four seconds.
four
four-seconds
seconds
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I look just like him.
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I, me... this.
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This is what her boyfriend looks like.
boyfriend
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How is that possible?
possible
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Maybe he has money.
money
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Maybe he doesn't.
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Maybe he and I are exactly the same,
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except for one minor, yet crucial, detail.
crucial
detail
except
minor
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You never know.
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Sometimes you do.
sometimes
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Maybe it's some... Some small thing I could change.
change
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Like a mustache or, uh...
mustache
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wearing a top hat.
wearing
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Or a monocle.
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Or a... Or a cane.
cane
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Who's she dating? Mr. Peanut?
dating
peanut
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You could do a lot worse than Mr. Peanut, my friend.
friend
peanut
worse
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So, what do you wanna see?
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How about Sack Lunch?
lunch
sack
sack-lunch
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How about The English Patient?
english
english-patient
patient
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It's up for all those Oscars.
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Oh, Come on, Blaine. I mean,
blaine
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look at the poster for Sack Lunch.
lunch
poster
sack
sack-lunch
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It's a family in a brown paper bag.
brown
family
paper
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Don't you wanna know how they got in there?
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No.
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Oh. Sold out.
sold
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Oh. Uh, two for The English Patient.
english
english-patient
patient
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So do you think they got shrunk down,
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or is it just a giant sack?
giant
sack
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Uh, hi. Um, remember me?
remember
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I-I... I'm the guy that looks like Neil.
neil
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Hi. Hi.
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Ahem.
ahem
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Is Neil here?
neil
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Oh, no. He got held up at work.
held
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I... I kinda wanted to meet him, seeing as we look so similar.
kinda
meet
seeing
similar
wanted
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Huh. Well, you know, you don't look that much like him.
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Oh.
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Of course not.
course
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No, you're a little taller.
taller
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You look like you're in better shape than Neil.
neil
shape
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Do you work out?
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Listen, I... I'm...
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I-I don't mean to seem forward,
forward
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but is... Is there any way that I could possibly
possibly
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have Neil's phone number?
number
phone
phone-number
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What is everyone talking about?
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"The English Patient, it's so romantic"?
english
english-patient
patient
romantic
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God, that movie stunk.
movie
stunk
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I kinda liked it.
kinda
liked
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No, you didn't.
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Elaine, Blaine.
blaine
elaine
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Did you just see The English Patient?
english
english-patient
patient
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Didn't you love it?
love
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No.
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How could you not love that movie?
love
movie
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How about, it sucked.
sucked
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That Ralph Fiennes.
ralph
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I would give up my firstborn for him.
firstborn
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Uh. He's getting the short end of that stick.
short
stick
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Jerry, this is Del Boca Vista's
jerry
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new physical fitness room.
fitness
physical
room
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They got medicine balls.
balls
medicine
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You can bike ride. Anything you want.
bike
bike-ride
ride
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StairMaster? What?
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Nothing.
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See what I'm wearing?
wearing
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Oh. Did you get that out of my bag?
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No. Your mother found it.
found
mother
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Son... this is the most wonderful
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and thoughtful thing you've ever done for me.
thoughtful
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You know, I bought you a Cadillac.
bought
cadillac
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Twice.
twice
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Oh. Here he is.
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This is the man I wanted you to see.
wanted
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- Izzy Mandelbaum. - Hey there.
izzy
mandelbaum
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He's 80 years old, but strong as an ox.
strong
years
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Watch this.
watch
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See that? You couldn't do that.
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I could. I choose not to.
choose
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Hey, Morty. Who's this?
morty
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This is my son, Jerry, from New York.
jerry
york
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He thinks he can lift more than Izzy.
izzy
lift
thinks
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I-I didn't say that.
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Hey, Izzy.
izzy
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This kid says he can lift more than you can.
lift
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Hey, your kid's pretty funny, Morty.
funny
kids
morty
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He should be a comedian.
comedian
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Actually, I am a comedian.
comedian
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That's not so funny.
funny
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You think you're better than me, huh?
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Izzy used to work out with Charles Atlas in the '50s.
atlas
charles
izzy
used
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1850s?
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Well, that's it.
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It's go time.
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Let's see you lift that.
lift
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Mr. Mandelbaum... Come on, come on.
mandelbaum
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Pump it.
pump
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All right.
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Eh. Wrong attitude.
attitude
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You're not bringing that trash
bringing
trash
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into my house.
house
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There. All right?
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Step aside, string bean.
aside
bean
step
step-aside
string
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I'll show you.
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I'm gonna take it up a notch.
notch
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Uh. My back.
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Somebody call an ambulance.
ambulance
somebody
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There's already an ambulance here
ambulance
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for Mrs. Glickman.
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There's room for one more.
room
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Hey. One for Sack Lunch.
lunch
sack
sack-lunch
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It's good, right?
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Yeah. Good.
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Hey, what are you guys doing here?
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We just saw The English Patient again.
english
english-patient
patient
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It's even better the second time.
second
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They make it longer?
longer
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Forgot my umbrella.
forgot
umbrella
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Blaine. Elaine.
blaine
elaine
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You said you were busy tonight.
busy
tonight
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Well, to tell you the truth, Elaine...
elaine
truth
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I don't know if I can be with someone
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who doesn't like The English Patient.
english
english-patient
patient
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It's just a stupid movie.
movie
stupid
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Come on, Blaine.
blaine
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Let's go.
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Enjoy Sack Lunch.
enjoy
lunch
sack
sack-lunch
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I will.
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How could you do that to Mr. Mandelbaum?
mandelbaum
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
ashamed
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He egged me on.
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You should be more mature.
mature
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He's 80.
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Okay. Tomorrow Jerry and I
jerry
tomorrow
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will visit Izzy and apologize.
apologize
izzy
visit
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Now, good night.
night
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You're not sleeping in that shirt.
shirt
sleeping
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It's too tight.
tight
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This shirt will never leave my body.
body
shirt
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Good night.
night
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All right, 7:30, got the place to myself.
place
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Jerry Seinfeld, please.
jerry
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Oh, you must be Kramer's guys. Come on in.
must
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You got the cigars?
cigars
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What cigars?
cigars
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Kramer said to bring him back some Cubans.
bring
cubans
kramer
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We are the Cubans.
cubans
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Yeah, hello. Jerry's place.
place
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They're real Cubans?
cubans
real
real-cubans
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They're human beings from Cuba?
beings
human
human-beings
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I said Cubans.
cubans
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What did you think I meant?
meant
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Cigars!
cigars
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Jerry, Cuban cigars are illegal in this country.
cigars
country
cuban
illegal
jerry
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That's why I got these guys.
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You're making your own cigars now?
cigars
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Yeah, yeah. I got investors all lined up.
investors
lined
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Hold on a second. Hi, Dad.
second
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Who are they?
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They're Cuban cigar rollers.
cigar
cuban
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Don't tell your mother.
mother
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What is that bubbling sound?
bubbling
sound
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Are you making your tomato sauce?
sauce
tomato
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Yeah, hot and spicy.
spicy
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You're not wearing a shirt, are you?
shirt
wearing
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Yes, I am.
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What color is it?
color
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Oh.
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Damn it.
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You know, you... You could have
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just given me Neil's number.
given
number
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You... You didn't have to take me out to dinner.
dinner
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I wanted to give it to you in person.
person
wanted
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Oh. You know, I don't have to
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be up in the morning,
morning
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and I know a great breakfast place
breakfast
place
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right around the corner.
corner
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Does Neil like to eat a big breakfast?
breakfast
neil
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Why don't you come in?
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We'll talk about it.
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I really should get going.
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I... I wanna be home in case Neil calls.
calls
case
home
neil
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Well...
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good night.
night
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⧉
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I'll see you.
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Rough night?
night
rough
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⧉
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Ugh. You wouldn't believe it.
believe
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⧉
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My boyfriend dumped me. Ugh.
boyfriend
dumped
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My friends, who I don't even like,
friends
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they won't talk to me, all because I don't like
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that stupid English Patient movie.
english
english-patient
movie
patient
stupid
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⧉
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Really? I thought it was pretty good.
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Oh, come on.
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Good? What was good about it?
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Those sex scenes.
scenes
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I mean, please.
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Give me something I can use.
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⧉
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Well, I liked it.
liked
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⧉
↓
Hey.
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You f... You forgot about my piece of pie.
forgot
piece
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⧉
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Hello?
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⧉
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You know, sex in a tub...
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that doesn't work.
↗
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This is quite a condo.
condo
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⧉
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The Mandelbaums own the Magic Pan restaurants.
magic
restaurants
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The crepe place?
crepe
place
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⧉
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Yeah. This is all big crepe money.
crepe
money
↗
⧉
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There's crepe money?
crepe
money
↗
⧉
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, Mr. Mandelbaum, I wanted to come by
mandelbaum
wanted
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tell you how sorry I was that you hurt yourself.
hurt
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⧉
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What the hell is that?
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⧉
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What? That shirt.
shirt
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⧉
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You think that you are the number-one dad?
number
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This was a gift from my son.
gift
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Oh, I see how it works now.
works
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⧉
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He knocks me out of commission...
commission
knocks
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so you can strut around in your fancy number-one shirt.
fancy
number
shirt
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Well, I'll show you who's number one.
number
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Mr. Mandelbaum, please.
mandelbaum
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It's go time.
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My back. I can't move.
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Call an ambulance.
ambulance
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I think I saw one a couple doors down.
couple
doors
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So she wanted you to come up,
wanted
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but you left because you thought
left
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some guy might be calling you?
calling
might
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Some guy. Some guy?
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Neil.
neil
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I have got to find out how
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he could get a girl like Danielle.
danielle
girl
↗
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George, you've got Danielle.
danielle
george
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Forget about Neil.
forget
neil
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You've "out-Neiled" him.
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So I'm Neil.
neil
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How did I do that?
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I don't know, but you better keep it up.
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I'm gonna go meet Danielle.
danielle
meet
↗
⧉
↓
There's a new Neil in town. Ha-ha.
neil
town
↗
⧉
↓
Try take a vacation.
vacation
↗
⧉
↓
I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.
operations
whole
↗
⧉
↓
Hello.
↗
⧉
↓
Hey, Jerry. Number one here.
jerry
number
↗
⧉
↓
Did you go see Izzy at the back specialist?
izzy
↗
⧉
↓
I will. I just walked in the door.
door
walked
↗
⧉
↓
You have to go see him. Ma.
↗
⧉
↓
Helen, will you stop bothering him?
bothering
helen
↗
⧉
↓
Jerry, that shirt has gone right to his head.
gone
head
jerry
shirt
↗
⧉
↓
Number one, signing off.
number
signing
↗
⧉
↓
Jerry...
jerry
↗
⧉
↓
I just picked up the Cubans at the bus station.
cubans
picked
station
↗
⧉
↓
What's going on?
↗
⧉
↓
What? They're not real Cubans.
cubans
real
real-cubans
↗
⧉
↓
They're Dominicans.
dominicans
↗
⧉
↓
So?
↗
⧉
↓
So, Jerry, if my investors
investors
jerry
↗
⧉
↓
don't get Cubans, the whole deal's off.
cubans
deals
whole
↗
⧉
↓
What's the difference?
difference
↗
⧉
↓
Jerry, once you've had real Cubans,
cubans
jerry
real
real-cubans
↗
⧉
↓
there's just nothing else like it.
↗
⧉
↓
We're talking about people, right?
↗
⧉
↓
Yes. Yes. The quality, the texture,
quality
texture
↗
⧉
↓
the intoxicating aroma.
aroma
↗
⧉
↓
These guys don't have it.
↗
⧉
↓
I thought they smelled pretty nice.
smelled
↗
⧉
↓
Jerry, your palate's unrefined.
jerry
↗
⧉
↓
Is not. Is too.
↗
⧉
↓
Is not. Is too.
↗
⧉
↓
I'm not having this conversation.
conversation
having
↗
⧉
↓
Are too. Am not.
↗
⧉
↓
Another productive meeting.
another
meeting
productive
↗
⧉
↓
By the way, I saw that English Patient
english
english-patient
patient
↗
⧉
↓
film last night.
film
night
↗
⧉
↓
It was extraordinary.
extraordinary
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, yes. It was so romantic.
romantic
↗
⧉
↓
It ravished me.
↗
⧉
↓
Elaine, what did you think?
elaine
↗
⧉
↓
Well, uh, act...
↗
⧉
↓
Actually I haven't seen it,
seen
↗
⧉
↓
so...
↗
⧉
↓
I couldn't tell you whether I...
whether
↗
⧉
↓
liked it,
liked
↗
⧉
↓
or whether it really sucked.
sucked
whether
↗
⧉
↓
You haven't seen it? No.
seen
↗
⧉
↓
That's it. Drop everything. We're going right now.
drop
↗
⧉
↓
Again, Mr. Mandelbaum,
mandelbaum
↗
⧉
↓
this back specialist is supposed to be the best.
best
supposed
↗
⧉
↓
If there's anything else I can do,
↗
⧉
↓
don't hesitate to, uh, try and find my number.
hesitate
number
↗
⧉
↓
Uh... Oh, wait.
↗
⧉
↓
How about that, huh?
↗
⧉
↓
The "World's Greatest Dad."
greatest
worlds
worlds-greatest
↗
⧉
↓
My son made it for me.
↗
⧉
↓
That's very nice.
↗
⧉
↓
The best in the world.
best
world
↗
⧉
↓
Which means I'm better than just number one.
number
↗
⧉
↓
Well, I don't know how official
official
↗
⧉
↓
any of these rankings really are.
rankings
↗
⧉
↓
Hi, Son. Hi, Daddy.
daddy
↗
⧉
↓
This is your son?
↗
⧉
↓
I got married in high school.
married
school
↗
⧉
↓
Hey, who are you?
↗
⧉
↓
This is Seinfeld's kid.
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, you think you're tough,
tough
↗
⧉
↓
picking on an old man?
picking
↗
⧉
↓
Maybe you'd like to try taking on
↗
⧉
↓
somebody your own age.
somebody
↗
⧉
↓
Hm. You got any kids?
kids
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, you think you're better than me?
↗
⧉
↓
Go ahead. Pick out anything in the room here.
ahead
go-ahead
pick
room
↗
⧉
↓
I'll lift it up over my head.
head
lift
↗
⧉
↓
Look. No one is lifting anything.
lifting
↗
⧉
↓
The television.
television
↗
⧉
↓
Mm.
↗
⧉
↓
This one's for you, Pop.
ones
↗
⧉
↓
It's go time.
↗
⧉
↓
Oh. My back!
↗
⧉
↓
Call an ambulance!
ambulance
↗
⧉
↓
We're already in a hospital.
hospital
↗
⧉
↓
All right, partner. Let's get down to business.
business
partner
↗
⧉
↓
Okay. Well, I'll, uh... I'll get the Cubans. All right.
cubans
↗
⧉
↓
They're right out here.
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, here they are. They're Cubans.
cubans
↗
⧉
↓
Real Cubans.
cubans
real
real-cubans
↗
⧉
↓
You wouldn't be trying to sell old Earl Haffler
earl
sell
↗
⧉
↓
Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper, now, would you?
cuban
dominicans
wrapper
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, come on. Look at these boys.
boys
↗
⧉
↓
If they were any more Cuban,
cuban
↗
⧉
↓
Castro would have smoked them himself.
smoked
↗
⧉
↓
We're talking about people, right?
↗
⧉
↓
I think so.
↗
⧉
↓
I thought he quit smoking cigars.
cigars
quit
quit-smoking
smoking
↗
⧉
↓
Well, yeah. Yeah. But they also rolled
rolled
↗
⧉
↓
for his brother...
brother
↗
⧉
↓
uh, Dennis.
dennis
↗
⧉
↓
Dennis Castro?
dennis
↗
⧉
↓
Uh... Uh, Dwayne.
dwayne
↗
⧉
↓
Get the hell out of my office.
office
↗
⧉
↓
What?!
↗
⧉
↓
You know, Neil called me today.
called
neil
today
↗
⧉
↓
Really?
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, he's pretty upset
upset
↗
⧉
↓
I broke up with him to go out with you.
broke
↗
⧉
↓
Well, I guess I showed Neil who's Neil.
neil
showed
↗
⧉
↓
He wanted to get together tomorrow and have coffee.
coffee
tomorrow
wanted
↗
⧉
↓
Coffee?
coffee
↗
⧉
↓
I can beat that. Move in with me.
beat
↗
⧉
↓
What?
↗
⧉
↓
It beats the hell out of coffee.
beats
coffee
↗
⧉
↓
And I thought I knew what love was.
love
↗
⧉
↓
Yep.
↗
⧉
↓
You asked her to move in with you?
asked
↗
⧉
↓
I gotta stay one step ahead of Neil.
ahead
neil
step
step-ahead
↗
⧉
↓
What if it's Neil Armstrong?
armstrong
neil
↗
⧉
↓
Then I'm going to Mars.
mars
↗
⧉
↓
What if it's Neil Diamond?
diamond
neil
neil-diamond
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, shut up, Jerry. Just shut up.
jerry
↗
⧉
↓
All right, I gotta go back to the hospital.
hospital
↗
⧉
↓
What? To see the old guy?
↗
⧉
↓
No, I got into a thing with the son,
↗
⧉
↓
and now he's laid up too.
laid
↗
⧉
↓
How old's the son?
olds
↗
⧉
↓
I think he's the same age as the father.
father
↗
⧉
↓
What is with this family?
family
↗
⧉
↓
Don't know. It's like, if one of them dies,
dies
↗
⧉
↓
the other one wants to bench-press the casket.
bench
casket
press
wants
↗
⧉
↓
Hey, Jerry.
jerry
↗
⧉
↓
You cold?
cold
↗
⧉
↓
No.
↗
⧉
↓
It's them, right?
↗
⧉
↓
Something wrong your chin?
chin
↗
⧉
↓
There. Where?
↗
⧉
↓
No, no, no. Don't look. Don't look.
↗
⧉
↓
Over there. The Dominicans.
dominicans
↗
⧉
↓
Aren't they supposed to be rolling cigars?
cigars
rolling
supposed
↗
⧉
↓
Well, it didn't quite work out,
↗
⧉
↓
and now I've got nothing for them to do.
↗
⧉
↓
So?
↗
⧉
↓
So I taught 'em all about Cuba,
taught
↗
⧉
↓
and they really took to it.
↗
⧉
↓
You know, Marxism, the workers' revolution,
revolution
workers
↗
⧉
↓
the clothing.
clothing
↗
⧉
↓
Boy, they seem pretty angry about something.
angry
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah. I'm a little worried.
worried
↗
⧉
↓
When there's no work and the people get restless,
restless
↗
⧉
↓
who do you think they come after?
↗
⧉
↓
El presidente.
↗
⧉
↓
I swear to you, I didn't know
swear
↗
⧉
↓
the TV was bolted to the table.
table
↗
⧉
↓
I bet you pulled that trick
pulled
trick
↗
⧉
↓
on my daddy in Florida.
daddy
florida
↗
⧉
↓
He couldn't handle the weight.
handle
weight
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, so now you think you're better than me?
↗
⧉
↓
You think you're better than him?
↗
⧉
↓
Look, let me just state for the record,
record
state
↗
⧉
↓
I think you're both better than me.
↗
⧉
↓
Okay.
↗
⧉
↓
My boys.
boys
↗
⧉
↓
My dad.
↗
⧉
↓
My grandpa.
grandpa
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, come on.
↗
⧉
↓
What happened to him?
happened
↗
⧉
↓
He was trying to lift the TV.
lift
↗
⧉
↓
That TV?
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, no.
↗
⧉
↓
It's go time.
↗
⧉
↓
Why didn't anybody tell me
anybody
↗
⧉
↓
it was bolted down?
↗
⧉
↓
Well, I still thought you could do it.
↗
⧉
↓
Me too.
↗
⧉
↓
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum.
mandelbaum
↗
⧉
↓
Fellas, fellas, fellas. Look, I gotta go.
fellas
fellas-fellas
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, yeah, that's right, go.
↗
⧉
↓
Put us all in the hospital.
hospital
↗
⧉
↓
And you ruined our business
business
ruined
↗
⧉
↓
with all your macho head games.
games
head
macho
↗
⧉
↓
I didn't ruin your business.
business
ruin
↗
⧉
↓
Yes, you did.
↗
⧉
↓
There's nobody there now at the Magic Pan
magic
nobody
↗
⧉
↓
to roll the crepes.
crepes
roll
↗
⧉
↓
We gotta close it up.
close
↗
⧉
↓
Don't you hire people to do that?
hire
↗
⧉
↓
Each crepe has to be
crepe
↗
⧉
↓
hand-rolled by a Mandelbaum.
hand
mandelbaum
rolled
↗
⧉
↓
That's what puts the magic in Magic Pan.
magic
↗
⧉
↓
So you just need some guys that could roll them?
roll
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah.
↗
⧉
↓
I think I can help you out.
↗
⧉
↓
I'll see you later.
↗
⧉
↓
Hey. I can't see the TV.
↗
⧉
↓
Here.
↗
⧉
↓
You think you're better than us, don't you?
↗
⧉
↓
Huh?
↗
⧉
↓
Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes
clothes
elaine
hope
watching
↗
⧉
↓
because I can't take my eyes off the passion.
eyes
passion
↗
⧉
↓
No.
↗
⧉
↓
No, I... I can't do this anymore.
anymore
↗
⧉
↓
I can't. It's too long.
↗
⧉
↓
Quit telling your stupid story
quit
story
stupid
telling
↗
⧉
↓
about the stupid desert
desert
stupid
↗
⧉
↓
and just die already.
↗
⧉
↓
Die!
↗
⧉
↓
Shh!
↗
⧉
↓
Elaine, you don't like the movie?
elaine
movie
↗
⧉
↓
I hate it!
hate
↗
⧉
↓
Shh!
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, go to hell!
↗
⧉
↓
Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?
place
↗
⧉
↓
You're fired.
fired
↗
⧉
↓
Great. I'll wait for you outside.
↗
⧉
↓
He was gonna fire you?
fire
↗
⧉
↓
Well, the only way I could talk him out of it
↗
⧉
↓
was that I agreed to go and visit the Tunisian desert.
agreed
desert
visit
↗
⧉
↓
Tunisia?
↗
⧉
↓
That's where they filmed the movie.
filmed
movie
↗
⧉
↓
It's supposed to inspire me.
inspire
supposed
↗
⧉
↓
Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
sound
↗
⧉
↓
I have to live in a cave.
cave
live
↗
⧉
↓
Oh.
↗
⧉
↓
These Dominicans really know
dominicans
↗
⧉
↓
their way around a crepe, huh?
crepe
↗
⧉
↓
Look at that.
↗
⧉
↓
Looks like they're rolling a Double Corona.
double
rolling
↗
⧉
↓
Just a cigar made out of Bisquick, huh, Guillermo?
cigar
↗
⧉
↓
I'm very happy with George.
george
happy
↗
⧉
↓
I'm sorry, Neil.
neil
↗
⧉
↓
It's over.
↗
⧉
↓
Come on, let's just eat our crepes.
crepes
↗
⧉
↓
Ah! My face!
face
↗
⧉
↓
Ooh!
↗
⧉
↓
Ah! Neil!
neil
↗
⧉
↓
What are they... Why are the crepes spraying?
crepes
spraying
↗
⧉
↓
Dominicans are rolling them too tight.
dominicans
rolling
tight
↗
⧉
↓
Well. That's why you gotta get real Cubans.
cubans
real
real-cubans
↗
⧉
↓
Danielle. Where's Neil?
danielle
neil
↗
⧉
↓
Is this him?
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah.
↗
⧉
↓
That blueberry crepe burned him pretty badly.
badly
blueberry
burned
crepe
↗
⧉
↓
Whose cane is this?
cane
↗
⧉
↓
It's Neil's.
↗
⧉
↓
Cane.
cane
↗
⧉
↓
I knew it.
↗
⧉
↓
So...
↗
⧉
↓
we meet at last.
meet
↗
⧉
↓
I admire your skills...
admire
skills
↗
⧉
↓
Mr. Peanut.
peanut
↗
⧉
↓
Well, Danielle, uh, we should get going.
danielle
↗
⧉
↓
I... I got a key made for you.
↗
⧉
↓
George, I can't move in with you. What?
george
↗
⧉
↓
I'm sorry. But I'm taking Neil to a clinic in England.
clinic
england
neil
↗
⧉
↓
N-no. No. You can't leave me.
↗
⧉
↓
Uh... Marry me.
marry
↗
⧉
↓
I'll burn myself.
burn
↗
⧉
↓
I'll burn my parents!
burn
parents
↗
⧉
↓
Sorry, George.
george
↗
⧉
↓
George...
george
↗
⧉
↓
I win.
↗
⧉
↓
Ladies and gentlemen, in just one moment
gentlemen
ladies
moment
↗
⧉
↓
we'll be showing our feature presentation...
feature
presentation
showing
↗
⧉
↓
No, no, no, no, no.
↗
⧉
↓
The comedy hit, Sack Lunch, starring Dabney Coleman.
coleman
comedy
dabney
lunch
sack
sack-lunch
starring
↗
⧉
↓
All right. Oh, this is shaping up.
↗
⧉
↓
Excuse me, please.
excuse
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, sure.
↗
⧉
↓
Oh.
↗
⧉
↓
Ladies and gentlemen,
gentlemen
ladies
↗
⧉
↓
because we have been exploited
exploited
↗
⧉
↓
by your Magic Pan crepe restaurants,
crepe
magic
restaurants
↗
⧉
↓
we are hijacking this plane to Cuba.
plane
↗
⧉
↓
Everyone stay in your seats.
seats
↗
⧉
↓
And shut that movie off.
movie
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, nuts.
nuts
↗
⧉
↓
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum.
mandelbaum
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