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Monsters, Inc.

Season 1, Episode 1 — Monsters, Inc.

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Good night, sweetheart.

night sweetheart

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Good night, Mom.

night

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Sleep tight, kiddo.

kiddo sleep tight

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Whoa!

whoa

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Oh! Aye! Oh! Oh!

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Simulation terminated.

simulation simulation-terminated terminated

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Simulation terminated.

simulation simulation-terminated terminated

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Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated.

simulation simulation-terminated terminated

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Simulation terminated.

simulation simulation-terminated terminated

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All right, Mr Bile, is it?

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Uh... my friends call me Phlegm.

friends

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Uh-huh.

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Mr Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?

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I fell down?

fell

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No, no, before that.

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Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake?

mistake

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Anyone?

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Let's take a look at the tape.

tape

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Here we go.

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Uh, right... puh-puh-puh-puh...

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Ah! There, see?

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The door. You left it wide open.

door left open wide wide-open

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And leaving the door open is the worst mistake

door door-open leaving mistake open worst

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any employee can make because...?

employee

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Um... it could let in a draft?

draft

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It could let in

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a child!

child

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Oh! Mr Waternoose!

waternoose

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There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child.

child deadly human toxic

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A single touch could kill you!

kill single touch

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Leave a door open

door door-open open

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and a child could walk right into this factory!

child factory walk

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Right into the monster world!

monster world

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I won't go in a kid's room!

kids room

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You can't make me!

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You're going in there because we need this.

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Our city is counting on you

city counting

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to collect those children's screams.

childrens collect screams

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Without scream, we have no power.

power scream

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Yes, it's dangerous work

dangerous

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and that's why I need you to be at your best.

best

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I need scarers who are confident, tenacious

confident scarers

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tough, intimidating.

tough

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I need scarers like... like... James P. Sullivan.

james scarers sullivan

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Hey! Good morning, Monstropolis.

morning

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It's now five after the hour of 6:00 a.m.

five hour

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in the big monster city.

city monster

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Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees--

degrees temperatures

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which is good news for you reptiles--

news reptiles

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and it looks like it's going to be a perfect day

perfect

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to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in

sleep

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or simply... work out that flab that's hanging over the bed!

hanging simply

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Get up, Sulley!

sulley

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I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey.

believe mikey ordered wake

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Hey! Less talk, more pain, marshmallow boy!

less marshmallow pain

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-Feel the burn!

burn

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You call yourself a monster?

monster

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Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet!

feet feet-scary feet-scary-feet scary scary-feet scary-feet-scary

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Oop! The kid's awake!

awake kids

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Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet--

feet feet-scary feet-scary-feet scary scary-feet scary-feet-scary

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Kid's asleep!

asleep kids

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Twins! In a bunk bed!

bunk twins

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Ooh! I thought I had you there.

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Okay, Sulley, here we go.

sulley

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You ready? Follow it.

follow ready

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Oh! It's over here!

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Oh, look over there!

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Don't let the kid touch you!

touch

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Don't let it touch you!

touch

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I don't know, but it's been said.

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I love scaring kids in bed!

kids love scaring

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Come on, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque!

fight plaque

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Scary monsters don't have plaque!

monsters plaque scary

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118... do you have 119?

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Do I see 120?

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Oh, I don't believe it!

believe

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I'm not even breaking a sweat.

breaking sweat

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Not you!

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Look! The new commercial's on!

commercials

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ANNOUNCER: The future is bright at Monsters, Incorporated.

announcer bright future incorporated monsters monsters-incorporated

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I'm in this one! I'm in this one!

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We're part of your life.

life part

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We power your car.

power

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We warm your home.

home warm

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We light your city.

city light

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I'm Monsters, Incorporated.

incorporated monsters monsters-incorporated

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Hey, look! Betty!

betty

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Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster...

carefully child ideal matching monster

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to produce superior scream

produce scream superior

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refined into clean, dependable energy.

clean dependable energy refined

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Every time you turn something on

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Monsters, Incorporated is there.

incorporated monsters monsters-incorporated

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I'm Monsters, Incorporated!

incorporated monsters monsters-incorporated

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We know the challenge--

challenge

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the window of innocence is shrinking.

innocence shrinking window

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Human kids are harder to scare.

harder human kids scare

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Of course, M.I. is prepared for the future

course future prepared

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with the top scarers...

scarers

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the best refineries

best

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and research into new energy techniques.

energy research techniques

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Okay, here I come.

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We're working for a better tomorrow... today!

today tomorrow working

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We're Monsters, Incorporated!

incorporated monsters monsters-incorporated

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We're M.I.-- Monsters, Incorporated.

incorporated monsters monsters-incorporated

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We scare because we care.

care scare

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I can't believe it.

believe

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Oh, Mike...

mike

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I was on TV!

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Did you see me? I'm a natural!

natural

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Hello.

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I know!

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Hey, wasn't I great?

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Did the whole family see it?

family whole whole-family

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It's your mom.

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What can I say? The camera loves me.

camera loves

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I'm telling you, big daddy

daddy telling

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you're going to be seeing this face on TV a lot more often.

face often seeing

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-Yeah? Like, on Monstropolis's Most Wanted?

wanted

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You've been jealous of my good looks

jealous

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since the fourth grade, pal.

fourth fourth-grade grade

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Have a good day, sweetie.

sweetie

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You, too, hon.

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Whoo! Okay, Sulley, hop on in.

sulley whoo

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Nope. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

nope

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

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Where you going? What are you doing?

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Mikey, there's a scream shortage. We're walking.

mikey scream walking

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Walking?! Yep.

walking

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No, no, no, my baby.

baby

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Come on. Come on.

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Look, she needs to be driven.

driven needs

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Bye, baby. I... I'll call you!

baby

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Hey, genius, you want to know why

genius

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I bought the car? Huh?

bought

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Not really.

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To drive it!

drive

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You know, like, on the street?

street

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With the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom

honk honk-honk vroom

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and no walking involved.

involved walking

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Give it a rest, will you, butterball?

rest

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Come on, you could use the exercise.

exercise

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I could use the exercise?!

exercise

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Look at you. You have your own climate!

climate

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How many tentacles jump the rope?

jump rope tentacles

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Morning, Mike! Morning, Sulley!

mike morning sulley

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Hey! Morning, kids.

kids morning

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Hey, kids.

kids

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How you doing?

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Bye, Mike! Bye, Sulley!

mike sulley

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Ow! Hey!

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Ah, nuts.

nuts

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Hey, hey, hey! Fellas!

fellas

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Hey, Tony!

tony

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Tony! Ba-da-bing!

bing tony

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-Hey, Tony! -Tony!

tony

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Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!

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I hear somebody's close to breaking

breaking close somebodys

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the all-time scare record.

record scare scare-record

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Ah, just trying to make sure

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there's enough scream to go around.

scream

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Hey! On the house!

house

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-Hey, thanks! -Grazie!

thanks

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Ba-da-bing!

bing

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Oh, great.

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Hey, Ted!

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Good morning!

morning

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See that, Mikey?

mikey

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Ted's walking to work.

teds walking

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Big deal.

deal

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Guy takes five steps and he's there.

five steps takes

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Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

monsters

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Monsters, Inc. Please hold. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

monsters

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Morning, Sulley.

morning sulley

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Morning, Ricky.

morning ricky

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Hey, it's the Sullster!

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See you on the scare floor, buddy!

buddy floor scare scare-floor

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Hey, Marge. Hey, how was jury duty?

duty jury marge

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Morning, Sulley!

morning sulley

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Hey!

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Hey, it's still leaning to the left.

leaning left

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It is not!

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Hey, fellas.

fellas

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Hey, Jerry.

jerry

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Hey, Mr Sullivan!

sullivan

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Guys, I told you, call me Sulley.

sulley

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I don't think so.

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We just wanted to wish you good luck today.

luck today wanted wish

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Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey!

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Come on, get lost, you two.

lost

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You're making him lose his focus.

focus lose

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Oh. Sorry.

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See you later, fellas.

fellas

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Go get 'em, Mr Sullivan!

sullivan

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Quiet! You'll make him lose his focus.

focus lose quiet

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Oh, no. Sorry!

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Shut up!

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-Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

monsters

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Monsters, Inc. I'll connect you.

connect monsters

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Ms Fearmonger is on vacation.

vacation

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Would you like her voice mail?

mail voice

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Oh, Schmoopsie-poo.

schmoopsie

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-Googley Bear!

bear googley googley-bear

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Happy birthday.

birthday happy happy-birthday

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Oh, Googley-woogley, you remembered!

googley remembered

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Hey, Sulley-wulley.

sulley

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Oh, hey, Celia...

celia

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weelia.

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Happy birthday.

birthday happy happy-birthday

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Thanks.

thanks

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So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight?

special tonight

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I just got us into a little place

place

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called, um... Harryhausen's.

called

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Harryhausen's?!

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But it's impossible to get a reservation there!

impossible reservation

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Not for Googley Bear.

bear googley googley-bear

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I will see you at quitting time

quitting

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and not a minute later.

minute

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Okay, sweetheart.

sweetheart

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Think romantical thoughts.

thoughts

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You and me

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Me and you

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Both of us together!

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You know, pal, she's the one.

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That's it. She is the one!

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I'm happy for you.

happy

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Oh, and, uh, thanks for hooking me up

hooking thanks

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with those reservations.

reservations

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Oh, no problem. They're under the name Googley Bear.

bear googley googley-bear name problem

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Oh, good ide...

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You know, that wasn't very funny.

funny

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What the...?

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Wazowski!

wazowski

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What do you know?

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It scares little kids and little monsters.

kids monsters scares

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I wasn't scared.

scared

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I have... allergies.

allergies

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Uh-huh. Sure.

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Hey, Randall, save it for the scare floor, will you?

floor randall save scare scare-floor

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I'm in the zone today, Sullivan.

sullivan today zone

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Going to be doing some serious scaring.

scaring serious

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Putting up some big numbers.

numbers putting

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Wow, Randall.

randall

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That's great.

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That should make it even more humiliating

humiliating

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when we break the record first.

break record

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Ha, ha!

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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

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Do you hear that?

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It's the winds of change.

change winds

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"You hear it? You hear the winds of ch...?"

winds

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Oh, what a creep.

creep

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One of these days, I am really...

days

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going to let you teach that guy a lesson.

lesson teach

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Chalooby! Baby!

baby

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Good morning, Roz

morning

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my succulent little garden snail.

garden snail

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And who would we be scaring today?

scaring today

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Wazowski, you didn't file your paperwork last night.

file night paperwork wazowski

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Oh, that darn paperwork.

darn paperwork

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Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?

blew easier

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Don't let it happen again.

happen

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Yes, well, I'll, uh...

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I'll try to be less careless.

careless less

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I'm watching you, Wazowski.

watching wazowski

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Always watching.

watching

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Whoo! She's nuts.

nuts whoo

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Always!

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All scare floors are now active.

active floors scare

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Assistants, please report to your stations.

assistants report stations

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Okay, people, eastern seaboard coming on-line.

coming eastern line

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We got scarers coming out!

coming scarers

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Ooh, they're so awesome.

awesome

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Hey... may the best monster win.

best monster

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I plan to.

plan

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We are on in seven... six...

seven

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five... four... three...

five five-four five-four-three four four-three three

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two...

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You're the boss. You're the boss.

boss

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You're the big, hairy boss.

boss hairy

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Oh, I'm feeling good today, Mikey!

feeling mikey today

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Yeah!

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Whoa!

whoa

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Attaboy. Attaboy.

attaboy

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Another door coming right up.

another coming door

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You're still behind, Randall.

behind randall

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You know, maybe I should realign the scream intake valve.

scream valve

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Just get me another door!

another door

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A door! Yes, door!

door

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Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far?

damage jerry

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We may actually make our quota today, sir.

quota today

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Hmm. First time in a month.

month

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Huh?!

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What happened?

happened

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The kid almost touched me!

touched

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She got this close to me!

close

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She wasn't scared of you?

scared

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She was only six!

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I could've been dead!

couldve dead

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I could've died!

couldve died

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Keep it together, man.

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Hey! We got a dead door over here!

dead door

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-We're coming! -Coming!

coming

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-Look out! -Out of the way!

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-Coming through! -Excuse us.

coming excuse

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We've lost 58 doors this week, sir.

doors lost week

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Oh, kids these days.

days kids

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They just don't get scared like they used to.

scared used

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Let her rip!

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Uh, sir?

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What?!

↓

Look.

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Attention.

attention

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We have a new scare leader: Randall Boggs.

boggs leader randall scare

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Slumber party.

party slumber

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Whoo!

whoo

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Never mind.

mind

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Hey! Watch it!

watch

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Well, James, that was an impressive display!

display impressive james

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Oh, just doing my job, Mr Waternoose.

waternoose

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Of course, I did learn from the best.

best course learn

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If I don't see a new door at my station in five seconds

door five five-seconds seconds station

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I will personally put you through the shredder!

personally

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Hey, Wazowski, nice job!

wazowski

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Those numbers are pretty sweet.

numbers sweet

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Are they?

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You know, I hadn't even noticed.

noticed

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And, uh... how is Georgie doing?

georgie

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He's doing great!

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I love working with that big guy.

love working

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Keep the doors coming, Charlie.

charlie coming doors

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I'm on a roll today.

roll today

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George and I are like brothers.

brothers george

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2319!

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Red alert! Red alert!

alert

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Red alert! Red alert! Red alert!

alert

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George Sanderson

george

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please remain motionless.

remain

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Prepare for decontamination.

prepare

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Get it off!

↓

Duck and cover, people!

cover duck

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Oh, not the CDA.

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Move! Move! Move!

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Coming through, please. Stand aside.

aside coming stand

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Clear the contaminated area.

area clear contaminated

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This is a 2319 in progress.

progress

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Keep the area clear.

area clear

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Coming through. Watch yourself.

coming watch

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Stand back.

stand

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Careful.

careful

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All clear.

clear

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Situation is niner-niner-zero.

niner situation zero

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Ready for decon.

ready

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Hey, thanks, guys.

thanks

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That was a close one.

close

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Okay.

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Okay, people, take a break!

break

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We got to shut down for a half-hour

half half-hour hour

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and reset the system.

reset system

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An entire scare floor out of commission.

commission entire floor scare scare-floor

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What else can go wrong?

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Oh... what a day.

↓

We're just going through a rough time, sir.

rough

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Everyone knows you're going to get us through it.

knows

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Tell that to the board of directors.

board directors

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James, this company

company james

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has been in my family for three generations.

family generations three

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I would do anything to keep it from going under.

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Oh, so would l, sir.

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Well...

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Say, I could use your help with something.

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Anything, sir.

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You see, we've hired some new scare recruits

hired recruits scare

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and frankly, they're... they're, um... uh...

frankly

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Inexperienced?

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Oh, they stink!

stink

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Uh-huh.

↓

And I thought maybe you might come by tomorrow

might tomorrow

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and give them a demonstration.

demonstration

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Show them what it takes to be a top scarer, huh?

scarer takes

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I'll start out with the old Waternoose jump-and-growl.

growl jump start waternoose

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Ha! Oh, oh, yes!

↓

Now, that's my boy!

↓

Let's go, everybody!

everybody

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All doors must be returned!

doors must returned

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No exceptions!

↓

-Whoo! -Oh, yeah.

whoo

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I've never seen anything like you today.

seen today

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You were on a roll, my man.

roll

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Another day like this

another

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and that scare record's in the bag.

records scare

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That's right, baby!

baby

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Uh-huh.

↓

So get this-- as if dinner wasn't enough

dinner

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I'm taking her to a monster truck rally afterwards.

afterwards monster rally truck

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Nice.

↓

What's on your agenda?

agenda

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I'm going to head home and work out some more.

head head-home home

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Again? You know, there's more to life than scaring.

life scaring

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Whew. Hey, can I borrow your odorant?

borrow whew

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Yeah. I got, uh...

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smelly garbage or old dumpster.

dumpster garbage smelly

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You got low tide?

tide

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No.

↓

How about wet dog?

↓

Yep. Stink it up.

stink

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You know, I am so romantic

romantic

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sometimes I think I should just marry myself.

marry sometimes

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Give me a break, Mike.

break mike

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What a night of romance I got ahead of me.

ahead night romance

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Tonight is about me

tonight

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and Celia.

celia

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Ooh, the love boat is about to set sail.

boat love sail

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'Cause I got to tell you, buddy

buddy

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that face of hers, it just makes my heart go...

face heart makes

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Yikes!

yikes

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Hello, Wazowski.

wazowski

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Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?

evening filled fun planned tonight

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Well, as a matter of fact...

fact matter

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Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork

filed paperwork

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correctly... for once.

correctly

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Your stunned silence is very reassuring.

reassuring silence stunned

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Oh, no. My scare reports-- I left them on my desk

desk left reports scare

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and if I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes

five five-minutes minutes restaurant

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they're going to give our table away!

table

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What am I going to tell...

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Schmoopsie-poo.

schmoopsie

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Hey, Googley Bear. Want to get going?

bear googley googley-bear

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Do I ever! It's just that...

↓

What?

↓

Uh, you know, there's a small....

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I don't understand.

↓

It's just that I forgot about some paperwork

forgot paperwork

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I was supposed to file.

file supposed

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Mike was reminding me.

mike reminding

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Thanks, buddy.

buddy thanks thanks-buddy

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Whoo.

whoo

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I was? I mean, I was! Yeah, I was.

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Oh, okay. Let's go then.

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We're going!

↓

On my desk, Sulley.

desk sulley

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The pink copies go to Accounting

accounting copies pink

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the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing

ones purchasing

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and goldenrod ones go to Roz.

ones

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Huh!

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Leave the puce.

↓

Pink copies go to Accounting, the fuchsia ones go to Roz.

accounting copies ones pink

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No, fuchsia ones go to Purchasing.

ones purchasing

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The goldenrod ones go to Roz.

ones

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Man, I have no idea what puce is.

idea

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Oh, that's puce.

↓

Hmm?

↓

Uh, hello?

↓

Anyone?

↓

There's a door here.

door

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Hmm.

↓

Hello?

↓

Hey.

↓

Psst.

psst

↓

Anybody scaring in here?

anybody scaring

↓

Hello?

↓

Yo!

↓

Hmm.

↓

Whoa! Ah! Ah!

whoa

↓

Oh!

↓

Here.

↓

Gotcha!

gotcha

↓

Eh!

↓

Oh!

↓

Yeow!

↓

Eww.

↓

Whew.

whew

↓

Kitty!

kitty

↓

No, no-- stay back.

↓

Hmm.

↓

Hold it. Hold it.

↓

Get a paper bag!

paper

↓

Mmm.

↓

Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthday...

birthday michael

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well, not a lot of birthdays

birthdays

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but this is the best birthday ever.

best birthday

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Hmm.

↓

What are you looking at?

looking

↓

I was just thinking

thinking

↓

about the first time I laid eye on you--

laid

↓

how pretty you looked.

looked

↓

Stop it!

↓

Your hair was shorter then.

hair shorter

↓

Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut.

thinking

↓

No, no, I like it this length.

length

↓

I like everything about you.

↓

Just the other day

↓

someone asked me who I thought

asked

↓

the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis.

monster

↓

You know what I said?

↓

What did you say?

↓

I said...

↓

Sulley?

sulley

↓

Sulley?

sulley

↓

No! No, no.

↓

That's not what I was going to say.

↓

Mike, you're not making sense.

mike sense

↓

Hi, guys!

↓

What a coincidence, running into you here!

coincidence running

↓

Uh, I'm just going to order something to go.

order

↓

Michael...

michael

↓

Sulley!

sulley

↓

I wonder what's good here.

wonder

↓

Get out of here. You're ruining everything.

ruining

↓

I went back to get your paperwork

paperwork

↓

and there was a door.

door

↓

What?

↓

A door?!

door

↓

Randall was in it.

randall

↓

Wait a minute. Randall?

minute randall

↓

That cheater!

cheater

↓

He's trying to boost his numbers!

boost numbers

↓

There's something else.

↓

What?!

↓

Ook-lay in the ag-bay.

↓

What?!

↓

Look in the bag.

↓

What bag?

↓

Oh!

↓

They don't have anything I like here.

↓

So take care, Celia!

care celia

↓

Excuse me, sir.

excuse

↓

What's going on?

↓

Celia, please try to understand.

celia

↓

I have to do something!

↓

Michael?

michael

↓

On three.

three

↓

One... two....

↓

A kid!

↓

Boo!

↓

A kid!

↓

There's a kid here-- a human kid!

human

↓

Oh!

↓

Googley Bear!

bear googley googley-bear

↓

Come on!

↓

Let's get out of here!

↓

Please remain calm.

calm remain remain-calm

↓

This is not a drill.

drill

↓

We have an 835 in progress.

progress

↓

Please advise.

advise

↓

Michael? Michael?

michael

↓

Oh, Celia.

celia

↓

-Please come with me. -Ow. Stop pushing.

pushing

↓

Hey, get your hands off my Schmoopsie-poo!

hands schmoopsie

↓

Building clear. Ready for decontamination.

building clear ready

↓

Well, I don't think that date could have gone any worse.

date gone worse

↓

If witnesses are to be believed

believed witnesses

↓

there has been a child security breach

breach child security

↓

for the first time in monster history.

history monster

↓

We can neither confirm nor deny

confirm deny

↓

the presence of a human child here tonight.

child human presence tonight

↓

Well, a kid flew right over me

flew

↓

and blasted a car with its laser vision!

blasted laser vision

↓

I tried to run from it, but it picked me up

picked tried

↓

with its mind powers and shook me like a doll!

doll mind powers shook

↓

It's true! I saw the whole thing!

whole

↓

It is my professional opinion

opinion professional professional-opinion

↓

that now is the time to... panic!

panic

↓

Oh-oh.

↓

Oh, it's coming!

coming

↓

It's coming!

coming

↓

Boo!

↓

No, no, no, no, no!

↓

Come here, kid.

↓

Whee.

whee

↓

No, don't touch those, you little...!

touch

↓

Oh, now

↓

those were alphabetized.

↓

It's okay, it's all right.

↓

As long as it doesn't come near us

near

↓

we're going to be okay.

↓

Wanna ride on it!

ride

↓

Da, da-da.

↓

Da-da-da.

↓

Oh, y-you like this?

↓

Fetch!

fetch

↓

Hey, hey, that's it!

↓

No one touches little Mikey!

mikey touches

↓

Mike, give her the bear.

bear mike

↓

Oh, no.

↓

Make it stop, Sulley!

sulley

↓

Make it stop!

↓

Look! See the bear?

bear

↓

Ooh, nice bear.

bear

↓

Sulley!

sulley

↓

See?

↓

Ooh, bear, ooh.

bear

↓

Oh, he's a happy bear.

bear happy

↓

He's not crying, neither should you

crying

↓

Or we'll be in trouble

trouble

↓

'Cause they're gonna find us

↓

So please stop crying

crying

↓

Right now.

↓

Good, good, Sulley. Keep it up.

sulley

↓

You're doing great.

↓

Ooh, the happy bear, he has no...

bear happy

↓

She touched me!

touched

↓

Sulley, the bear!

bear sulley

↓

The bear!

bear

↓

Give her the...

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

What was that?

↓

I have no idea

idea

↓

but it would be really great

↓

if it didn't do it again.

↓

Shh, shh, shh.

↓

Shh...

↓

Shh.

↓

Shh...

↓

Ah!

↓

How could I do this?

↓

How could I be so stupid?

stupid

↓

This could destroy the company.

company destroy

↓

The company?

company

↓

Who cares about the company?!

cares company

↓

What about us?

↓

That thing is a killing machine!

killing machine

↓

La-la-la-la-la-la

↓

I bet it's just waiting for us to fall asleep

asleep fall fall-asleep waiting

↓

and then wham!

↓

Oh, we're easy prey, my friend-- easy prey.

easy friend prey

↓

We're sitting targets.

sitting targets

↓

Okay, look, I think

↓

I have a plan here.

plan

↓

Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city

city spoons tunnel using

↓

and release it into the wild.

release wild

↓

Spoons.

spoons

↓

That's it, I'm out of ideas.

ideas

↓

We're closed. Hot air balloon?

balloon closed

↓

Too expensive. Giant slingshot?

expensive giant

↓

Too conspicuous.

conspicuous

↓

Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek!

enormous greek horse wooden

↓

No plan. No plan.

plan

↓

Can't think. Can't think.

↓

Flatlining.

flatlining

↓

Uh, Mike?

mike

↓

I think she's getting tired.

tired

↓

Well, then why don't you

↓

find someplace for it to sleep?

sleep someplace

↓

While I think of a plan!

plan

↓

Are you sleepy?

sleepy

↓

You want to sleep?

sleep

↓

Is that what you want?

↓

Huh?

↓

Okay, all right.

↓

I'm making a nice little area for you to...

area

↓

No. Hey, hey, that's my bed!

↓

You're going to get your germs all over it.

germs

↓

Fine.

↓

My chair is more comfortable anyway.

chair comfortable

↓

What?

↓

It's just a closet.

closet

↓

Will you go to sleep?

sleep

↓

Hey, that looks like Randall.

randall

↓

Randall's your monster.

monster

↓

You think he's going to come through the closet

closet

↓

and scare you.

scare

↓

Oh, boy, how do I explain this?

explain

↓

Uh, it's empty.

empty

↓

-See? -Ah!

↓

No monster in here.

monster

↓

Well, now there is

↓

but I'm not going to scare you.

scare

↓

I'm off-duty.

duty

↓

Okay.

↓

How about I sit here, until you fall asleep?

asleep fall fall-asleep

↓

Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead

↓

Go to sleep.

sleep

↓

Now.

↓

Now... go.

↓

Uh, you...

↓

go...

↓

to...

↓

sleep.

sleep

↓

Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy

crazy might mike sound sound-crazy

↓

but I don't think that kid's dangerous.

dangerous kids

↓

Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it.

case

↓

I always wanted a pet that could kill me!

kill wanted

↓

Now, look.

↓

What if we just put her back in her door?

door

↓

What?

↓

Mike, think about it.

mike

↓

If we send her back, it's like it never happened.

happened send

↓

Everything goes back to normal.

normal

↓

Is that a joke?

joke

↓

Tell me you're joking.

joking

↓

Sulley, I'd like to think that, given the circumstances

circumstances given sulley

↓

I have been extremely forgiving up to now

extremely forgiving

↓

but that is a horrible idea!

horrible idea

↓

What are we going to do?

↓

March right out into public with that thing?

march public

↓

Then I guess we just waltz right up to the factory, right?

factory waltz

↓

I can't believe we are waltzing right up to the factory.

believe factory

↓

Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights and some chair fabric

chair couple fabric lights sulley

↓

are not going to fool anyone!

fool

↓

Just think about a few names, will you?

names

↓

Loch Ness, Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman--

loch loch-ness ness snowman

↓

they all got one thing in common, pal-- banishment.

common

↓

We could be next!

↓

Don't panic-- we can do this.

panic

↓

Hey, how you doing, Frank?

frank

↓

Hey, guys.

↓

Everything's going

everythings

↓

to be okay.

↓

Number One wants this place dusted for prints.

number place prints wants

↓

Careful with that.

careful

↓

I got a good view from here.

view

↓

A little lower.

lower

↓

This was recovered at the scene.

recovered scene

↓

Don't panic. Don't panic!

panic

↓

Don't tell me not to panic.

panic

↓

Just keep it together.

↓

Everything is not okay!

↓

Boo.

↓

...could be contaminated.

contaminated

↓

Gentlemen, safety

gentlemen safety

↓

is our number one concern.

concern number

↓

If there's anything that...

↓

Not now, not now.

↓

Oh, hello, little one.

↓

Where did you come from?

↓

Mr Waternoose!

waternoose

↓

Ah, James! Is this one yours?

james

↓

Actually, that's my, uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir.

cousins daughter sisters

↓

Yeah, it's, uh...

↓

"Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day."

bring obscure relative

↓

Hmm, must have missed the memo.

memo missed must

↓

Well, listen, James

james

↓

why don't you stop by the simulator after lunch today

lunch lunch-today simulator today

↓

and give us that scare demonstration

demonstration scare

↓

we talked about, huh?

talked

↓

Oh, oh, sir, uh....

↓

Excuse me, Mr Waternoose?

excuse waternoose

↓

Yes, yes, I'm coming.

coming

↓

All right then, I'll see you this afternoon, James.

afternoon james

↓

That is, if these gentlemen haven't shut us down.

gentlemen

↓

Oh, boy.

↓

Oh, a scare demo.

demo scare

↓

Well, that is great.

↓

Why am I the last to know?

↓

We can bring your cousin's sister's daughter along.

along bring cousins daughter sisters

↓

She'll be a big hit!

shell

↓

Halt!

halt

↓

Stop him!

↓

Hold him down.

↓

Come on, the coast is clear.

clear coast

↓

Okay, all we have to do is get rid of that thing.

↓

So, wait here while I get its card key.

card

↓

But she can't stay here.

↓

This is the men's room.

mens mens-room room

↓

That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.

weirdest

↓

It's fine. It's okay.

↓

Look, it loves it here!

loves

↓

It's dancing with joy!

dancing

↓

Uh, uh, uh, uh.

↓

I'll be right back with its door key.

door

↓

That's a cute little dance you've got.

cute dance

↓

It almost looks like you've got to...

↓

Oh.

↓

Uh, are you done in there?

↓

Ah! Sorry. Sorry.

↓

Okay, you finished now, right?

finished

↓

Hello?

↓

Boo.

↓

Where did she go?

↓

Oh, did she disappear?

disappear

↓

Did she turn invisible?

invisible

↓

I just have no idea.

idea

↓

Gotcha!

gotcha

↓

Boo.

↓

Hey, you're good.

↓

Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed.

relaxed

↓

Roz, my tender, oozing blossom

tender

↓

you're looking fabulous today.

fabulous looking today

↓

Is that a new haircut?

haircut

↓

Come on, tell me.

↓

It's a new haircut, isn't it?

haircut

↓

That's got to be a new haircut.

haircut

↓

New make-up? You've had a lift.

lift

↓

You've had a tuck. You've had something.

tuck

↓

Something has been inserted in your skin

skin

↓

that makes you look like...

makes

↓

Listen, I need a favour.

favour

↓

Randall was working late last night

late night randall working

↓

out on the scare floor.

floor scare scare-floor

↓

I really need the key for the door he was using.

door using

↓

Well, isn't that nice?

↓

But guess what?

↓

You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.

night paperwork

↓

He didn't... I... no paperwork?

paperwork

↓

This office is now closed.

closed office

↓

Ready or not, here I come!

ready

↓

I'm getting warmer.

↓

Any second now.

second

↓

Fee fifo...

↓

What are you doing?!

↓

l-I'm looking for the kid.

looking

↓

You lost it?!

lost

↓

No, no, she was just....

↓

Here she is.

↓

Hey, what's the matter?

matter

↓

I already told your buddies I haven't seen anything.

buddies seen

↓

All right. Carry on.

carry

↓

Randall! Thank goodness!

goodness randall

↓

What are we going to do about the child?

child

↓

Shh!

↓

Shh, shh, shh.

↓

The front page! It's on the front page.

front page

↓

The child-- the one you were after.

child

↓

Will you be quiet?!

quiet

↓

Don't you think I'm aware of the situation?

aware situation

↓

I was up all night trying to find it.

night

↓

I did a simple calculation

simple

↓

factoring in the size of the sushi restaurant.

restaurant size sushi

↓

The child may have escaped!

child escaped

↓

Yeah, well, until we know for sure

↓

we're going to act like nothing happened, understand?

happened

↓

You just get the machine up and running.

machine running

↓

I'll take care of the kid.

care

↓

And when I find whoever let it out, they're dead!

dead

↓

Oh!

↓

Why are you still here?

↓

Come on, go!

↓

Move! Now!

↓

Ow, ow! I'm not here.

↓

They're gone.

gone

↓

Ew.

↓

This is bad.

↓

This is so very bad.

↓

What were they talking about a machine?

machine

↓

Who cares? Oh!

cares

↓

Look, don't panic-- all we have to do

panic

↓

is call her door down and send her home.

door home send

↓

You're right. You're right.

↓

We're just two regular joes on our way to work.

joes regular

↓

We will blend right in.

blend

↓

Top of the mornin', fellas!

fellas mornin

↓

Hey, what's shakin', bacon?

bacon shakin

↓

Did you lose weight?

lose lose-weight weight

↓

Or a limb?

limb

↓

You have her card key, right?

card

↓

Of course I have her card key.

card course

↓

I told you I'd get her card key.

card

↓

I went and got her card key

card

↓

and now I have her card key.

card

↓

Okay, here we go.

↓

Take care of yourself.

care

↓

Try not to run through any more closets.

closets

↓

Mike, that's not her door.

door mike

↓

What are you talking about?

↓

Of course it's her door. It's her door.

course door

↓

No, her door was white and it had flowers on it.

door flowers white

↓

No. It must have been dark last night

dark must night

↓

because this is its door.

door

↓

Hey, you hear that?

↓

Sounds like fun in there!

fun sounds

↓

Okay, send me a postcard, kid.

postcard send

↓

That's Mike Wazowski, care of

care mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

22 Mike-Wazowski- you-got-your-life-back Lane.

lane life mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

Mowki Kowski.

↓

Very good. Now bon voyage!

voyage

↓

Bye-bye! Come on.

↓

Look at the stick. See the stick?

stick

↓

Go get the stick! Go fetch.

fetch stick

↓

Mike, this isn't Boo's door.

boos boos-door door mike

↓

Boo? What's Boo?

↓

That's what I decided to call her.

decided

↓

Is there a problem?

problem

↓

Sulley, you're not supposed to name it.

name sulley supposed

↓

Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!

attached name start

↓

Now put that thing

↓

back where it came from, or so help me...

↓

Oh, hey!

↓

We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play

company rehearsing scene upcoming

↓

-called Put That Thing Back Where It Came From

called

↓

Or So Help Me.

↓

It's a musical!

musical

↓

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

↓

Bom-bom, bom-bom, bom-bom...

↓

So help me, so help me.

↓

And cut!

↓

We're still working on it.

working

↓

It's a work in progress

progress

↓

but, hey, we need ushers.

↓

Sulley, I've had enough.

sulley

↓

Now say goodbye to... where'd it go?

goodbye whered

↓

What'd you do with it?

whatd

↓

Where is she?

↓

I don't believe it.

believe

↓

She got away from you again?!

↓

Well, that is just...

↓

Wait a minute.

minute

↓

The sun is coming up.

coming

↓

This is perfect!

perfect

↓

She's gone!

gone

↓

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

↓

Where are you going?

↓

Sulley, please, don't blow this.

blow sulley

↓

Not when we're so close to breaking the record.

breaking close record

↓

Somebody else will find the kid.

somebody

↓

It'll be their problem, not ours!

itll problem

↓

She's out of our hair!

hair

↓

What are you two doing?

↓

They're rehearsing a play.

rehearsing

↓

She's out of our hair!

hair

↓

Can it, Wazowski!

wazowski

↓

So, what do you think of that kid getting out, Sullivan?

sullivan

↓

Pretty crazy, huh?

crazy

↓

Oh, yeah, crazy.

crazy

↓

Word on the street is the kid's

kids street word

↓

been traced back to this factory.

factory traced

↓

You haven't seen anything, have you?

seen

↓

Uh, well, uh...

↓

No, no way!

↓

But if it was an inside job

↓

I'd put my money on Waxford.

money

↓

Waxford?

↓

Yeah, the one at station six.

station

↓

You know, he's got them shifty eyes.

eyes

↓

Hey, Waxford!

↓

Sulley!

sulley

↓

Michael Wazowski!

michael wazowski

↓

Last night was one of the worst nights

night nights worst

↓

of my entire life, bar none!

entire entire-life life

↓

I thought you cared about me.

cared

↓

Honey, please.

honey

↓

Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi.

liked schmoopsie sushi

↓

Sushi? Sushi?!!

sushi

↓

You think this is about sushi?!

sushi

↓

Wazowski!

wazowski

↓

Michael! Mike...

michael mike

↓

Men.

↓

Breathe. Keep breathing.

breathe breathing

↓

Whew.

whew

↓

Yikes!

yikes

↓

Where's the kid?

↓

Kid? What kid?

↓

It's here in the factory, isn't it?

factory

↓

You're not pinning this on me.

↓

It never would have gotten out

gotten

↓

if you hadn't been cheating last night!

cheating night

↓

Cheating?

cheating

↓

Cheating. Right.

cheating

↓

Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away.

↓

What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?

blows five five-minutes happens minutes whistle whistle-blows

↓

Uh... I get a time-out?

↓

Everyone goes to lunch!

lunch

↓

Which means the scare floor will be...?

floor scare scare-floor

↓

Painted?

painted

↓

Empty! It'll be empty, you idiot!

empty idiot itll

↓

You see that clock?

clock

↓

When the big hand is pointing up

hand pointing

↓

and the little hand is pointing up

hand pointing

↓

the kid's door will be in my station.

door kids station

↓

But when the big hand points down

hand points

↓

the door will be gone.

door gone

↓

You have until then to put the kid back.

↓

Get the picture?

picture

↓

Boo!

↓

No.

↓

Hey, you! Halt!

halt

↓

He's the one.

↓

The one from the commercial!

commercial

↓

Affirmative. That's him.

affirmative

↓

Can we get an autograph?

autograph

↓

Oh, oh, sure. No problem.

problem

↓

You can make that out to Bethany, my daughter.

bethany daughter

↓

Yes. Let's see....

↓

"From your scary friend

friend scary

↓

best wishes..."

best wishes

↓

So I said, "If you talk to me

↓

like that again, we're through!"

↓

What'd she say?

whatd

↓

You know my mom.

↓

She sent me to my room.

room sent

↓

See you guys later. Take it easy.

easy

↓

Bottoms up!

bottoms

↓

No!

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

Hey.

↓

Oh, well, hello, there.

↓

What's your name?

name

↓

Mike Wazowski!

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

Sulley!

sulley

↓

Oh, Sulley.

sulley

↓

Okay, Sulley, come on, enough.

sulley

↓

Hey, you guys seen Sulley anywhere?

seen sulley

↓

Nope. Sorry.

nope

↓

Oh, Sulley!

sulley

↓

Boy, Wazowski looks like he's in trouble.

trouble wazowski

↓

2319!

↓

We have a 2319!

↓

Oh, dear.

dear

↓

Get him!

↓

Sulley?

sulley

↓

Sulley!

sulley

↓

Sulley!

sulley

↓

Oh, great news, pal.

news

↓

I got us a way out of this mess

mess

↓

but we got to hurry.

hurry

↓

Where is it?

↓

Sull, that's a cube of garbage.

cube garbage

↓

Uh-oh.

↓

l-I can still hear her little voice.

voice

↓

Mike Wazowski!

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

Hey, I can hear her, too.

↓

Mike Wazowski!

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

How many kids you got in there?

kids

↓

Mike Wazowski!

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

Kitty!

kitty

↓

Boo!

↓

Boo, oh, you're all right!

↓

I was so worried!

worried

↓

Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady!

lady young young-lady

↓

Oh, but I'm so glad you're safe.

glad safe

↓

My, what an affectionate father.

father

↓

Actually, she's my cousin's sister's...

cousins sisters

↓

Okay, Sulley.

sulley

↓

That's enough. Let's go.

↓

Mike Wazowski!

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

Yeah, yeah.

↓

Step aside, kid. We're in a...

aside step step-aside

↓

Will you stop making Boo laugh?

laugh

↓

I didn't, so come on!

↓

I still don't understand.

↓

You've got Boo's door?

boos boos-door door

↓

I'll explain later.

explain

↓

Run.

↓

Okay, let's move, let's move, let's move.

↓

Come on.

↓

Oh, please be there, please be there, please be there.

↓

There it is!

↓

Just like Randall said!

randall

↓

Randall? Wait a minute.

minute randall

↓

Oh, hey.

↓

One, two, three, four!

four three three-four

↓

Get the kid back through the door!

door

↓

Hey, hey.

↓

We're going to get our lives back.

lives

↓

The nightmare is over.

nightmare

↓

Hey, it's okay, Boo.

↓

What's the matter?

matter

↓

Come on, it's time to move!

↓

Mike, what are you thinking?

mike thinking

↓

We can't trust Randall.

randall trust

↓

He's after Boo.

↓

Who cares? Let's go.

cares

↓

This is a limited time offer.

limited offer

↓

No, no.

↓

I don't like this.

↓

Look, Sulley, you wanted her door and there it is.

door sulley wanted

↓

Now, let's move.

↓

No, Mike.

mike

↓

You want me to prove everything's on the up-and-up?

everythings prove

↓

Fine! He wants the door, I get the door...

door wants

↓

Mike, wait!

mike

↓

He's a paranoid delusional furball.

delusional paranoid

↓

Mike!

mike

↓

Shh, shh, shh.

↓

Hey, Sulley, where you been all day?

sulley

↓

Sulley? Sulley?

sulley

↓

Huh?

↓

Mike?

mike

↓

Mike?

mike

↓

Where are you?

↓

You in there?

↓

Where are you, buddy?

buddy

↓

Mike?

mike

↓

Hey.

↓

Boo, way to go.

↓

It's okay.

↓

Yes! I got the kid!

↓

Oh, huzzah!

huzzah

↓

That's great news.

news

↓

Not that I was concerned, of course.

concerned course

↓

Just get over here and help me!

↓

Come on, come on, come on.

↓

While we're young here, Fungus!

fungus young

↓

Kid needs to take off a few pounds.

needs pounds

↓

Wazowski?!

wazowski

↓

Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?

cretin eyed

↓

Okay, first of all, it's cree-tin.

↓

If you're going to threaten me

threaten

↓

do it properly.

properly

↓

Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me

kidnapping nuts second

↓

is going to help you cheat your way to the top!

cheat

↓

You still think this is about that stupid scare record?

record scare scare-record stupid

↓

Well... I did, right up until you chuckled like that

↓

and now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.

thinking

↓

I am about to revolutionise the scaring industry

industry scaring

↓

and when I do, even the great James P. Sullivan

james sullivan

↓

is going to be working for me.

working

↓

Well

↓

somebody's certainly been a busy bee.

busy certainly somebodys

↓

First, I need to know where the kid is

↓

and you're going to tell me.

↓

Yeah, I don't know anything.

↓

Uh-huh, sure.

↓

I don't.

↓

I mean, I don't.

↓

Uh-oh.

↓

What's that?

↓

Come on. Wait, wait, wait.

↓

Oh-oh. Oh-oh. Oh, come on.

↓

No, no, no, no, no.

↓

Come on, hey, hey, hey.

↓

This thing is moving.

moving

↓

I don't like big...

↓

moving things that are moving towards me.

moving

↓

No! Come on!

↓

Hey, Randall!

randall

↓

Say hello to the scream extractor.

scream

↓

Hello.

↓

Come on, where you going?

↓

We'll talk.

↓

Come on, we'll have a latte!

latte

↓

Come on.

↓

We can talk about this.

↓

What's that thing? What is that thing?

↓

Wait, wait, wait!

↓

Stop, stop!

↓

No, no!

↓

Come on, hey!

↓

Help! Help! Help!

↓

Help!

↓

Oh, for...

↓

What did you do wrong this time?

↓

I don't know.

↓

I calibrated the drive...

drive

↓

Go check the machine!

check machine

↓

There must be something wrong with the scream intake valve.

must scream valve

↓

That's the problem with these 3250 units...

problem units

↓

Huh?

↓

Hmm.

↓

Psst!

psst

↓

Fungus. Fungus.

fungus

↓

You like cars, huh?

cars

↓

'Cause I got a really nice car.

↓

If you let me go, I'll give you...

↓

a ride in the car.

ride

↓

Please, Fungus?

fungus

↓

I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said

randall wazowski

↓

I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.

allowed evil plot victims

↓

Hmm...

↓

What happened?

happened

↓

Where's Wazowski?

wazowski

↓

Where is he?!

↓

Come on!

↓

This is crazy. He's going to kill us!

crazy kill

↓

Careful. That could be contaminated.

careful contaminated

↓

We got to get out of here now!

↓

We can start a whole new life somewhere far away.

life start whole

↓

Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.!

goodbye monsters

↓

Goodbye, Mr. Waternoose!

goodbye waternoose

↓

No, Mike, wait!

mike

↓

Hey, what are you doing?

↓

Follow me. I have an idea.

follow idea

↓

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

↓

Simulation terminated.

simulation simulation-terminated terminated

↓

No, no, no, no, no.

↓

What was that?

↓

You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.

scare sleep

↓

I was going for a snake/ninja approach

approach ninja snake

↓

with a little hissing.

hissing

↓

How many times do I have to tell you?

times

↓

It's all about presence!

presence

↓

About how you enter the room!

enter room

↓

Mr Waternoose!

waternoose

↓

James! Perfect timing.

james perfect timing

↓

No, no. Sir, you don't understand.

↓

Ah, now, show these monsters how it's done.

monsters

↓

What? No, no, I can't...

↓

Sir... sir, you have

↓

to listen to me.

↓

Pay attention, everyone.

attention

↓

You're about to see

↓

the best in the business.

best business

↓

Reset the simulator.

reset simulator

↓

But-but, sir!

↓

Good night, sweetheart.

night sweetheart

↓

Night, Mom.

night

↓

Kitty!

kitty

↓

No, Boo, no, no!

↓

Now, give us a big, loud roar.

loud roar

↓

Mr Waternoose, there's no time for this.

waternoose

↓

Come on. What are you waiting for? Roar!

roar waiting

↓

But-but-but, sir!

↓

Roar!

roar

↓

Well done.

↓

Well done, James.

james

↓

Boo?

↓

-All right, gentlemen, I hope you've learned... -Right this way, everyone.

gentlemen hope learned

↓

...a valuable lesson in scaring today.

lesson scaring today valuable valuable-lesson

↓

Boo.

↓

Boo?

↓

Boo, it's me.

↓

The child!

child

↓

Sir, she isn't toxic.

toxic

↓

I know it sounds crazy, but trust me.

crazy sounds sounds-crazy trust

↓

Boo?

↓

No, no, no, no.

↓

It's okay.

↓

I was just...

↓

No, no, no, no, no, don't be scared.

scared

↓

That wasn't real.

real

↓

It's just a...

↓

I was just...

↓

Boo.

↓

...and he was going to test it out

test

↓

on that sweet, little girl.

girl sweet

↓

Boo. Now that we have her...

↓

...he is trying to kill us.

kill

↓

This whole thing is Randall's fault.

fault whole

↓

Randall?

randall

↓

Yes. And we can take you to his secret lab, which is right here

secret

↓

in this factory.

factory

↓

How could this happen?

happen

↓

Oh, how could this happen?

happen

↓

Does anyone else know about this?

↓

No, sir.

↓

Good.

↓

This company can't afford any more bad publicity.

afford company publicity

↓

Now, before we do anything else, let's...

↓

take care of the child.

care child

↓

Oh, I never thought things would come to this...

↓

not in my factory.

factory

↓

I'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this.

boys mixed

↓

Especially you, James.

especially james

↓

But now we can set

↓

everything straight again for the good of the company.

company straight

↓

Uh...

↓

sir, that's not her door.

door

↓

I know, I know.

↓

It's yours.

↓

No!

↓

No! No!

↓

No! No! No! No!

↓

No!

↓

It's too late!

late

↓

We're banished, genius.

banished genius

↓

We're in the human world!

human world

↓

Oh, what a great idea, going to your old pal Waternoose!

idea waternoose

↓

Too bad he was in on the whole thing!

whole

↓

All you had to do was listen to me--just once!

↓

But you didn't, did you?

↓

You're still not listening!

listening

↓

Take that!

↓

Welcome to the Himalayas!

welcome

↓

"Abominable"!

↓

Can you believe that?

believe

↓

Do I look abominable to you?

↓

Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman or...

adorable snowman

↓

or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud?

crying loud snowman

↓

I'm a nice guy.

↓

Snow cone?

cone snow

↓

Yuck.

yuck

↓

No, no, no.

↓

Don't worry-- it's lemon.

lemon worry

↓

Uh, how about you, big fella?

fella

↓

Snow cone?

cone snow

↓

Did you see the way she... looked at me?

looked

↓

Ah, poor guy.

poor

↓

I understand.

↓

It ain't easy being banished.

aint banished easy

↓

Take my buddy, Bigfoot.

buddy

↓

When he was banished

banished

↓

he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy.

diaper enormous fashioned poison

↓

Wore it on his head like a tiara.

head wore

↓

Called himself King Itchy.

called itchy king

↓

Ah, it won't be so hard for you guys, though, you know.

hard

↓

I mean, how lucky can you get?

lucky

↓

Banished with your best friend.

banished best best-friend friend

↓

He is not my friend.

friend

↓

Oh. I just assumed you were buddies, you know

assumed buddies

↓

when I saw you out there in the snow

snow

↓

hugging and all that.

hugging

↓

Look at that big jerk.

jerk

↓

Ruined my life, and for what?

life ruined

↓

A stupid kid!

stupid

↓

Because of you, I am now stuck

stuck

↓

in this frozen wasteland!

frozen

↓

Wasteland?

↓

I think you mean wonderland!

wonderland

↓

I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh?

fabulous snow

↓

Oh, and wait till you see the local village.

local till village

↓

Cutest thing in the world.

cutest world

↓

I haven't even mentioned all the free yak's milk.

free mentioned milk

↓

What... what did you say?

↓

Yak's milk.

milk

↓

Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic.

aint picnic

↓

You know, once you pick the hairs out

hairs pick

↓

it's very nutritious.

↓

No, no. Something about a village.

village

↓

Where? Are there kids in it?

kids

↓

Kids? Sure.

kids

↓

Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks...

climb kids rocks sissy tough

↓

Where is it?!

↓

It's at the bottom of the mountain.

bottom mountain

↓

Around a three-day hike.

hike three

↓

Oh, three days?!

days three three-days

↓

We need to get there now!

↓

You want to go to the village?

village

↓

Okay, rule number one out here.

number rule rule-number

↓

Always...

↓

No.

↓

Never go out in a blizzard.

↓

We need to get to Boo.

↓

Boo?!

↓

What about us?

↓

Ever since that kid came in

↓

you've ignored everything I've said

ignored

↓

and now look where we are!

↓

Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley.

break record sulley

↓

We would have had it made!

↓

None of that matters now.

matters

↓

None of it matter...

matter

↓

Wa-wait a second.

second

↓

None of it matters?

matters

↓

Okay.

↓

That's.... no. Good. Great.

↓

So, now the truth comes out, doesn't it?

comes truth

↓

Oh, would you look at that?

↓

We're out of snow cones, uh...

cones snow

↓

Let me...just go outside

↓

and make some more.

↓

Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for?

sulley worked

↓

Does that matter? Huh?

matter

↓

And what about Celia?

celia

↓

I am never... never going to see her again.

↓

Doesn't that matter?

matter

↓

What about me?

↓

I'm your pal.

↓

I'm... I'm your best friend.

best best-friend friend

↓

Don't I matter?

matter

↓

I'm sorry, Mike.

mike

↓

I'm sorry we're stuck out here.

stuck

↓

I didn't mean for this to happen.

happen

↓

But Boo's in trouble.

boos trouble

↓

I think there might be a way to save her

might save

↓

if we can just get down to that...

↓

"We"?

↓

Whoa, whoa, whoa. "We"?

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

↓

No.

↓

There's no "we" this time, pal.

↓

I-if-if you want to go out there

↓

and freeze to death

death freeze

↓

you be my guest...

guest

↓

because you're on your own.

↓

Hey, I got more snow cones!

cones snow

↓

Ohh!

↓

Ahh!

↓

Ahh!

↓

Oh, come on, now, George.

george

↓

I know you can do this.

↓

I picked out an easy door for you-- in Nepal.

door easy picked

↓

Nice, quiet Nepal.

quiet

↓

You know, you're right.

↓

Here, take this.

↓

Go get 'em, Georgie!

georgie

↓

Gangway! Look out! Coming through!

coming

↓

Sorry, George.

george

↓

Hey, you can't just...

↓

23...

↓

Out of the way!

↓

-Hey! -Whoa!

whoa

↓

Don't!

↓

Finally!

finally

↓

I never should have trusted you with this.

trusted

↓

Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer!

scarer

↓

With this machine, we won't need scarers.

machine scarers

↓

Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved.

besides deserved sullivan

↓

Sullivan was twice the scarer you will ever be!

scarer sullivan twice

↓

Kitty!

kitty

↓

Kitty!

kitty

↓

Sullivan?

sullivan

↓

Wh-whoa!

whoa

↓

Kitty!

kitty

↓

Sorry, Boo.

↓

Stop him!

↓

Let's get you home.

home

↓

Ooh!

↓

Finish him off!

finish

↓

Oh! Ooh! Oh!

↓

You don't know how long

↓

I've wanted to do that, Sullivan.

sullivan wanted

↓

Hah!

↓

Ooh!

↓

Ooh!

↓

Mike?!

mike

↓

Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid.

care

↓

Mike, you don't understand.

mike

↓

Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all.

↓

I needed some time to think.

needed

↓

But you shouldn't have left me out there.

left

↓

I'm being attacked!

attacked

↓

No, I'm not attacking you.

attacking

↓

I'm trying to be honest.

honest

↓

Just hear me out.

↓

You and I are a team.

team

↓

Nothing is more important than our friendship.

friendship

↓

I-I-I know, kid.

↓

He's too sensitive.

sensitive

↓

Come on, pal.

↓

If you start crying, I'm going to cry

crying start

↓

and I'll never get through this.

↓

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you

↓

but I am now.

↓

Ow!

↓

Sulley, I am baring my soul here.

soul sulley

↓

The least you could do is pay attention!

attention least

↓

Hey, look at that-- it's Randall! It's...

randall

↓

Oh.

↓

Come on!

↓

Get up!

↓

There can't be any witnesses.

witnesses

↓

There won't be.

↓

I'm glad you came back, Mike.

glad mike

↓

Somebody's gotta take care of you, you big hair ball.

ball care hair somebodys

↓

Ow!

↓

Schmoopsie-poo, I really can't talk.

schmoopsie

↓

Come on!

↓

Michael, if you don't tell me

michael

↓

what's going on right now, we are through!

↓

You hear me? Through!

↓

Here's the truth.

truth

↓

You know the kid that they're looking for-- Sulley let her in.

looking sulley

↓

We tried to send her back

send tried

↓

but Waternoose had this secret plot

plot secret waternoose

↓

and now Randall's right behind us and he's trying to kill us!

behind kill

↓

You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?!

believe expect lies mike mike-wazowski pack wazowski

↓

Mike Wazowski!

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

I love you, Schmoopsie-poo!

love schmoopsie

↓

Move it! Look out, you...

↓

Oh!

↓

...idiot!

idiot

↓

Look out. Coming through, here, coming through!

coming

↓

Make way. Move it!

↓

Hurry up. Hurry up.

hurry

↓

There they are!

↓

Attention, employees: Randall Boggs

attention boggs employees randall

↓

has just broken the all-time scare record.

broken record scare scare-record

↓

Huh?

↓

No, I didn't.

↓

Get out of my way!

↓

Go get 'em, Googley Bear!

bear googley googley-bear

↓

There it is!

↓

Get off my tail!

tail

↓

Let me through!

↓

Sulley, what are you doing?

sulley

↓

Grab on, Mike!

grab mike

↓

Are you out of your...?

↓

Sulley, what are we doing?

sulley

↓

We have to get Boo's door and find a station.

boos boos-door door station

↓

What a plan-- simple, yet insane!

insane plan simple

↓

Whoa.

whoa

↓

Oh, boy.

↓

Hold on!

↓

Wow!

↓

Don't look down!

↓

I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick!

sick

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

Oh, no!

↓

No!

↓

Aah...

↓

Boo's door?

boos boos-door door

↓

There it is!

↓

How are we supposed to get it now?

supposed

↓

Oh, it's a dead end, Sulley!

dead sulley

↓

There he is.

↓

Make her laugh.

laugh

↓

What, Sulley?!

sulley

↓

Just do it!

↓

Oh... ow!

↓

Get it open.

open

↓

Here he comes.

comes

↓

Give me that kid!

↓

Why couldn't we get banished here?

banished

↓

Come on. We got to find another door.

another door

↓

Look, Boo's door!

boos boos-door door

↓

There he is!

↓

Hurry up, hurry up!

hurry

↓

Give me your hand.

hand

↓

Come on, it slides, it slides!

slides

↓

Ooh, right, right, right.

↓

Jump! I'm behind you!

behind jump

↓

Come on!

↓

Hurry up! Keep moving!

hurry moving

↓

Get inside!

↓

Ooh! That was weird.

weird

↓

Mike?

mike

↓

Oh, sorry, buddy.

buddy

↓

Oh!

↓

I hope that hurt, lizard boy!

hope hurt lizard

↓

Great job, buddy. We lost him.

buddy lost

↓

Boo!

↓

Ha, ha!

↓

No!

↓

Nice working with you!

working

↓

Get it open!

open

↓

-I'm trying! -Open the door!

door open

↓

Come on, get in here!

↓

Boo!

↓

There they are!

↓

Sulley, what are you doing?

sulley

↓

Sulley!

sulley

↓

Looks like we caught the express, pal.

caught express

↓

Do you see them?

↓

Straight ahead!

ahead straight

↓

No...

↓

Kitty!

kitty

↓

Boo!

↓

Look at everybody's favourite scarer now!

everybodys everybodys-favourite favourite scarer

↓

You stupid, pathetic waste!

pathetic stupid waste

↓

You've been number one for too long, Sullivan.

number sullivan

↓

Now your time is up!

↓

And don't worry.

worry

↓

I'll take good care of the kid.

care

↓

No!

↓

She's not scared of you any more.

scared

↓

Looks like you're out of a job.

↓

All right, come on, over the plate.

plate

↓

Let's see the ol' stuff here, pal.

stuff

↓

Come on, now, chuck him, chuck him, baby. Hum, baby.

baby chuck

↓

Hum, baby, here's the pitch.

baby pitch

↓

Wait, please, don't, don't, don't!

↓

No!

↓

And he is... out of here!

↓

BOY: Mama, another gator got in the house.

another gator house mama

↓

Another gator?!

another gator

↓

Give me that shovel! Come here!

shovel

↓

Get him, Mama! Get that gator!

gator mama

↓

Care to do the honours, Mikey?

care mikey

↓

With pleasure.

pleasure

↓

That's right, Boo.

↓

You did it.

↓

You beat him.

beat

↓

Come on.

↓

Okay, Boo, it's time to go home.

home

↓

Take care of yourself, and be a good girl, okay?

care girl

↓

Oh, no!

↓

The power's out!

powers

↓

Make her laugh again.

laugh

↓

All right, I got a move here.

↓

It'll bring down the house.

bring house itll

↓

Up...

↓

Oh, sorry, she didn't see that.

↓

What?! What'd you do, forget to check

check forget whatd

↓

if her stupid hood was up

hood stupid

↓

ya big dope?!

dope

↓

Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her.

front mike uncle yell

↓

You know we still need her to laugh.

laugh

↓

Right.

↓

Hey, Boo, just kidding. Look!

kidding

↓

Funny, right? Huh? See what the...

funny

↓

These are the jokes, kid.

jokes

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

What's happening?

↓

SULLEY: Hold on!

sulley

↓

When the door lands in this station, cut the power.

door lands power station

↓

You'll have the child and the criminals responsible

child criminals responsible

↓

for this whole mess.

mess whole whole-mess

↓

Great. A welcoming committee!

committee welcoming

↓

What are we going to do?!

↓

This is the CDA.

↓

Come out slowly

slowly

↓

with the child in plain sight.

child plain sight

↓

Okay, okay.

↓

You got us.

↓

Here we are.

↓

Here's the kid.

↓

I'm cooperating.

↓

But before you take us away, I have one thing to say:

↓

Catch!

catch

↓

2319!

↓

We have a toxic projectile!

toxic

↓

Halt! After the suspect!

halt suspect

↓

Cover the area! Bring in reinforcements!

area bring cover reinforcements

↓

Stop him!

↓

Come on.

↓

Don't let them get away.

↓

What...?!

↓

No, wait, wait!

↓

Come back! He has the child!

child

↓

Sullivan? Sullivan!

sullivan

↓

Give me the child!

child

↓

Me not go!

↓

Give her to me!

↓

Open this door! Open this door!

door door-open open

↓

Hey!

↓

Sullivan!

sullivan

↓

Don't do it.

↓

Come on.

↓

Don't go in that room!

room

↓

I think we stopped him, Boo.

stopped

↓

You're safe now.

safe

↓

You be a good girl, okay?

girl

↓

This has gone far enough, James.

gone james

↓

She's home now! Just leave her alone!

alone home

↓

I can't do that!

↓

She's seen too much.

seen

↓

You both have.

↓

It doesn't have to be this way.

↓

I have no choice!

choice

↓

Times have changed.

changed times

↓

Scaring isn't enough any more.

scaring

↓

But kidnapping children?!

children kidnapping

↓

I'll kidnap a thousand children

children kidnap thousand

↓

before I let this company die

company

↓

and I'll silence anyone

silence

↓

who gets in my way!

↓

No!

↓

Good night, Mom.

night

↓

Good night, sweetheart.

night sweetheart

↓

Good night, Mom.

night

↓

What, wh-what is this?! What? Who? Huh?

↓

Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated.

simulation simulation-terminated terminated

↓

Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys

rest

↓

but I spotted several big mistakes.

mistakes several spotted

↓

But-but-but how-how did...? How did...?

↓

You know what?

↓

Let's watch my favourite part again... shall we?

favourite favourite-part part watch

↓

I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die.

children company kidnap thousand

↓

What...? Wha...?

↓

I'll kidnap a thousand children before...

children kidnap thousand

↓

Shh, shh, shh, shh!

↓

Shh!

↓

I'll get him.

↓

All right, come with us, sir.

↓

Wh-what are you doing?

↓

Take your hands off me!

hands

↓

You can't arrest me!

arrest

↓

I hope you're happy, Sullivan!

happy hope sullivan

↓

You've destroyed this company. Monsters, Incorporated is dead!

company dead destroyed incorporated monsters monsters-incorporated

↓

Where will everyone get their scream now?!

scream

↓

The energy crisis will only get worse

crisis energy worse

↓

because of you!

↓

Stay where you are.

↓

Huh?

↓

Number One wants to talk to you.

number wants

↓

Attention!

attention

↓

Hello, boys.

boys

↓

Roz?!

↓

Two and a half years of undercover work

half half-years undercover years

↓

were almost wasted

wasted

↓

when you intercepted that child, Mr Sullivan.

child intercepted sullivan

↓

Of course, without your help, I never would have known

course known

↓

that this went all the way up to Waternoose.

waternoose

↓

Now...

↓

about the girl...

girl

↓

I just want to send her home.

home send

↓

Very good.

↓

Bring me a door shredder.

bring door

↓

What, you mean... you mean, I can't see her again?

↓

That's the way it has to be.

↓

I'll give you five minutes.

five five-minutes minutes

↓

Well, so long, kid.

↓

Mike Wazowski!

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

Yeah.

↓

Ah, Boo, it's been fun.

fun

↓

Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead

↓

Go grow up.

grow

↓

Uh-uh, B-Boo...?

↓

Um... Boo?

↓

Oh, look at that.

↓

Yeah, you know...

↓

Oh, that's cute, yeah.

cute

↓

Uh, Boo, um...

↓

Well, that's very nice.

↓

Come here, you!

↓

Oh, he's a happy bear...

bear happy

↓

Nothing's coming out of your closet

closet coming nothings

↓

to scare you any more, right?

scare

↓

Mm...

↓

Yeah.

↓

Goodbye, Boo.

goodbye

↓

Kitty.

kitty

↓

Kitty has to go.

kitty

↓

Boo!

↓

Kitty?

kitty

↓

None of this

↓

ever happened, gentlemen.

gentlemen happened

↓

And I don't want to see any paperwork on this.

paperwork

↓

Take him away.

↓

I bet we get the rest of the day off.

rest

↓

You idiot!

idiot

↓

They're going to shut down the factory!

factory

↓

I'm telling you, pal, when that wall went up

telling wall

↓

you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face.

face seen

↓

Whoo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape.

copy hope tape whoo

↓

Hey, you all right?

↓

Come on, pal, cheer up, we did it!

cheer

↓

We got Boo home.

home

↓

Ah, sure, we put the factory in the toilet, and...

factory toilet

↓

gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now.

hundreds

↓

Not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us

angry mention thatll

↓

when there's no more power, but, hey...

power

↓

at least we had some laughs, right?

laughs least

↓

Laughs...

laughs

↓

Hey, is this thing on? Hello?

↓

Hello? Testing, testing.

testing testing-testing

↓

Hey, good evening. How are you?

evening

↓

How are you? Nice to see you.

↓

I tell you, it's good to be here in... your room.

room

↓

Where you from?

↓

Never mind.

mind

↓

You're in kindergarten, right?

kindergarten

↓

Oh, I love kindergarten.

kindergarten love

↓

Best three years of my life.

best life three three-years years

↓

Of my life.

life

↓

But I love sports.

love sports

↓

Dodgeball was the best.

best dodgeball

↓

Oh, yeah.

↓

I was the fastest one out there.

fastest

↓

Course I was the ball.

ball course

↓

But I...

↓

was the ball, see?

ball

↓

All right.

↓

Ah...

↓

Ah?

↓

Hey, thanks a lot.

thanks

↓

I'll be here all week.

week

↓

Remember to tip your waitresses.

remember waitresses

↓

Great job, Mikey.

mikey

↓

You filled your quota on the first kid of the day.

filled quota

↓

Not bad, huh?

↓

You know, only somebody with perfect comedic timing

comedic perfect somebody timing

↓

could produce this much energy in one shot.

energy produce shot

↓

Uh-huh, and the fact that laughter is

fact laughter

↓

ten times more powerful than scream

powerful scream times

↓

had nothing to do with it.

↓

Oh, Googley Bear.

bear googley googley-bear

↓

Come here, you.

↓

Schmoopsie-poo!

schmoopsie

↓

Googley.

googley

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

Girls! Girls, put...

girls

↓

Stop, stop, stop!

↓

Michael, you're such a charmer.

michael

↓

Hey, did you bring the magazine?

bring magazine

↓

They just delivered a whole box.

delivered whole

↓

Let me see it!

↓

Sulley and I made the cover, right?

cover sulley

↓

I don't believe it.

believe

↓

-Googley Bear...

bear googley googley-bear

↓

I'm on the cover of a magazine!

cover magazine

↓

Ow!

↓

Oh, this is great!

↓

Oh.

↓

Hey, Sulley!

sulley

↓

Hey, uh, Mike. I was, uh, just...

mike

↓

Well, listen, if you got a minute

minute

↓

there's something I want to show you.

↓

But-but-but...

↓

Okay, close your eyes.

close eyes

↓

Follow me. Come on.

follow

↓

I-I-I...

↓

No peeking.

peeking

↓

Keep coming, keep coming, keep coming.

coming

↓

Come on, keep coming.

coming

↓

Keep coming, keep coming.

coming

↓

Mike...

mike

↓

Follow the sultry sound of my voice.

follow sound voice

↓

Okay, stop.

↓

Open them.

open

↓

Ta-da!

↓

Mike...

mike

↓

is that...?

↓

Sorry it took

↓

so long, pal.

↓

It was a lot of wood to go through.

wood

↓

You know, it only works

works

↓

if you have every piece.

piece

↓

Boo?

↓

BOO: Kitty!

kitty

↓

-Speed. -Marker.

marker speed

↓

And... action.

action

↓

If I were a rich man

rich

↓

With a million or two

million

↓

MIKE: I'd live in a penthouse

live mike penthouse

↓

In a room with a view

room view

↓

And if I were handsome

handsome

↓

No way.

↓

It could happen.

happen

↓

Those dreams do come true

dreams

↓

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

↓

Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have

↓

Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have

↓

Wouldn't have nothing...

↓

Okay, cut.

↓

Okay, you finished now, right?

finished

↓

Hello?

↓

Hello.

↓

Come on, get lost, you two.

lost

↓

You're making him lose his focus.

focus lose

↓

Oh, sorry.

↓

See you later, fellas.

fellas

↓

Go get 'em, Mr Solomon.

↓

You idiot!

idiot

↓

It's Sullivan, not Solomon!

sullivan

↓

What?

↓

You're messing up the scene!

messing scene

↓

Sorry.

↓

We're never going to work in Hollywood again!

hollywood

↓

Let me do it over.

↓

Shut up!

↓

Keep rolling!

rolling

↓

You're making it worse!

worse

↓

Duck and cover, people!

cover duck

↓

Hey, thanks, guys.

thanks

↓

That was a close one.

close

↓

Ta-da!

↓

Oh, Boo, it's been fun.

fun

↓

Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead

↓

Go throw up.

throw

↓

What? What did I say?

↓

What? What?

↓

Cut.

↓

Hey, Ted!

↓

Good morning!

morning

↓

Cut.

↓

Hey, how was that? Was I scary?

scary

↓

Do I get the part?

part

↓

Thank you.

↓

Can I do it again?

↓

I can be taller!

taller

↓

Next!

↓

And action!

action

↓

Okay, let's move. Let's move, let's move!

↓

Ow!

↓

Can we get a little more wax on the floor, please?

floor

↓

Wait a minute. Randall?

minute randall

↓

That cheater!

cheater

↓

He's trying to boost his numbers!

boost numbers

↓

There's something else.

↓

What?!

↓

Look-lay in the bag-bay.

↓

I think you mean "Ook-lay in the ag-bay."

↓

What? Didn't I...?

↓

Well, you know, maybe you should just take a minute

minute

↓

and ead-ray your ipt-scray.

↓

You think he's in going to come through the closet

closet

↓

and scare you.

scare

↓

Oh, boy, how do I explain this?

explain

↓

Uh, it's empty.

empty

↓

See?

↓

Guess who.

↓

Action.

action

↓

Hey, what's the...

↓

Okay, very funny.

funny

↓

Hey, I look good in a suit.

suit

↓

Marker.

marker

↓

And action.

action

↓

Let her rip.

↓

Go.

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

Shut it off! Shut it off!

↓

Pull the lever!

lever pull

↓

You're making it worse!

worse

↓

MIKE: But I must admit it

admit mike must

↓

Big guy, you always come through

↓

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

↓

You and me together

↓

That's how it always should be

↓

One without the other don't mean nothing to me

↓

Nothing to me...

↓

Oh, hey!

↓

We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play

company rehearsing scene upcoming

↓

-called Put That Thing Back Where It Came From

called

↓

Or So Help Me.

↓

It's a musical!

musical

↓

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

↓

Bom-bom, bom-bom, bom-bom...

↓

Get that thing away from me, you guys

↓

Put that thing back where it came from

↓

Or I'll poke myself in the eye!

poke

↓

It's a work in progress.

progress

↓

It's gonna get better.

↓

Ladies and gentlemen

gentlemen ladies

↓

welcome to this year's company play

company welcome years

↓

starring, written

starring written

↓

and directed by Mike...

directed mike

↓

and produced!

produced

↓

And produced by Mike Wazowski.

mike mike-wazowski produced wazowski

↓

Oh.

↓

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me

↓

So help me

↓

So help me get by

↓

Put that thing back where it came from

↓

Or so help me

↓

So help me

↓

I just gotta cry...

↓

Your seat is right over there, sir.

seat

↓

Boo!

↓

There's a child, there's a child

child

↓

There's a human child

child human

↓

Oh, no!

↓

Running 'round the restaurant

restaurant round running

↓

This is really wild

wild

↓

What in heaven's name will become of us?

become heavens name

↓

We who are living in Monstropolis?

living

↓

All right, Wazowski.

wazowski

↓

Tell us where the kid is.

↓

I will never talk!

↓

Never!

↓

She's out of our hair

hair

↓

And just when I dare... to care

care dare

↓

She says, "au contraire"

↓

You're my pair... of friends

friends pair

↓

I love you.

love

↓

Keep it together, man!

↓

And so we put that kid back where she came from

↓

And she helped us to find

helped

↓

A better tomorrow today!

today tomorrow

↓

Thank you!

↓

What a night for my mother to be in the audience!

audience mother night

↓

Ladies and gentlemen

gentlemen ladies

↓

my mom!

↓

Thank you, Monstropolis!

↓

I don't have to say it

↓

Ah, say it anyway.

↓

'Cause we...

↓

Both know it's true

↓

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have

↓

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have

↓

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

↓

Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you.

↓

One more time.

↓

It worked!

worked

↓

I don't have to say it

↓

I'm gonna anyway!

↓

'Cause we both know it's true

↓

Let's take it home, big guy.

home

↓

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have

↓

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have

↓

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

↓

You, you

↓

A, E, I, O...

↓

That means you, yeah.