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Monsters University (2013)

Season 1, Episode 1 — Monsters University (2013)

♪ To the head bone

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♪ The head bone's connected to the horn bone

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♪ The horn bone's right above the wing bones ♪

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Ah!

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I scared you! No, you didn't.

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Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone.

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Uh, no pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing!

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What did I just say?

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Eighteen, nineteen...

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Okay, we're missing one. Who are we missing?

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Oh. Mike Wazowski.

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Thanks, Joe.

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Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.

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Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.

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That's okay.

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When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!

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I wish I had pockets.

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Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your field trip buddy.

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Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.

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Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?

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Great choice. She's a good egg.

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Russell.

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Mike? Wazowski?

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We car-pool?

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- We're cousins. - Hey!

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Okay. Good catching up.

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Well, Michael, it looks like it's you and me again.

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Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.

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Please don't call me Karen.

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Now, stay close together.

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We're entering a very dangerous area.

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Welcome to the Scare Floor.

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Wow!

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This is where we collect the Scream Energy

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to power our whole world.

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And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?

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Scarers!

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That's right!

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Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar?

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Me, me, me!

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Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,

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two o'clock!

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No, it's like this.

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Hey, guys, watch this one.

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Hey, I got a really good...

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Wow!

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Whoa.

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Well, hey there, kids. Are you on a tour with your school?

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- Yeah! - Yes.

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We're here to learn about Scream Energy

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and what it takes to be a Scarer.

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Well, hey, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a Scarer.

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I learned everything I know from my school,

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Monsters University.

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Whoa.

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It's the best Scaring School there is.

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You wish! Fear Tech's the best.

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Okay. You guys watch us and tell me

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which school's the best. All right?

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MU is.

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West coast coming only.

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Scarers coming O.

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Oops. Stop right there.

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Don't cross over that safety line.

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Human children are extremely toxic.

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Look at that!

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Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!

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Look at that! It's amazing!

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I know!

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- Wow! - Excuse me. Fellas.

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How about we do tallest in the back?

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Look, he's going to

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do a real scare!

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Cool. I want to be a Scarer.

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Yeah. Me, too.

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Come on, guys. I want to see.

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Out of the way, Wazowski.

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You don't belong on a Scare Floor.

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Brian! Do not step over the line.

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Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.

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Michael!

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See? I told you. He's fine.

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Well, I thought I heard something.

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What?

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Are you okay?

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You could have gotten hurt!

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That was real dangerous, kid. I didn't even know you were in there.

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Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.

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Not bad, kid.

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Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?

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How do I become a Scarer?

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Monsters University! Anybody getting off?

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Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,

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but everything in my life has led to this moment.

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Let it not be just the beginning of my dream

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but the beginning of all of our dreams.

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Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.

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Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.

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Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away.

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I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!

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I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.

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Hello. How are you doing?

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Ah!

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Wooh-hoo!

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Stroke! Stroke!

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Come on, put all you have into it!

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Okay! First thing on my list, get registered.

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Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,

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and I'm here to say that registration is that away!

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Okay, Jay.

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Have a great first day.

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Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.

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Thanks, Kay.

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You can drop your bags off here

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and get your picture taken with Trey.

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Say hooray! Hooray!

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I can't believe it.

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I'm officially a college student!

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Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,

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and I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!

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Here are the labs where students learn

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to design and build the doors to the human world.

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Looks like the Professor is about to test a door!

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The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet, three meals a day.

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I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world.

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Oh! Yeah!

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Yeah!

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The campus offers a wide variety of majors,

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but the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School.

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Welcome to the debate team. We're happy to have you.

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I disagree for the following reasons.

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True happiness is a theoretical construct...

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Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky

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at the astronomy club!

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Hey, hey, hey! Come join the improve club.

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You'll wish you were a... Never... Always...

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Ah, dang it!

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Mu's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games.

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The Scare what now?

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The Scare Games!

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A super-intense Scaring competition!

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They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.

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A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!

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You could totally die.

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And it's worth it.

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You get a chance to prove that you are the best!

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Cool.

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Wazowski, Room 319.

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You know, your roommate is a Scaring major, too.

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"Hello, I'm your roommate." Oh, that's too bland.

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Don't force it. Just let it happen.

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Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door.

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Hey there. I'm your roomie.

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Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.

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Oh! Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.

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I can tell we're going to be best chums, Mike.

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Take whichever bed you want.

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I wanted you to have first dibs.

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Ahh!

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You just disappeared.

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Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I'll be a joke.

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No, it's totally great. You got to use it.

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Really? Yeah, but lose the glasses.

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They give it away. Huh.

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Okay!

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Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.

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Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors,

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and become the greatest Scarer ever.

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Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.

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Aren't you even a little nervous?

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Actually, no.

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I've been waiting for this my whole life.

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I just can't wait to get started.

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Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!

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Wow.

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You got to be kidding me.

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I'm so nervous!

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Relax. It will be fine.

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Good morning, students.

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Welcome to Scaring 101.

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I am Professor Knight.

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Now I'm sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town.

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Well, bad news, kids. You're in my town now,

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and I do not scare easily.

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Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise.

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She's a legend.

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She broke the all-time Scare Record

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with the scream in that very can!

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I don't mean to interrupt.

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I just thought I'd drop by

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to see the terrifying faces joining my program.

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Well, I'm sure my students would love to hear

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a few words of inspiration.

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Inspiration? Very well.

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Scariness is the true measure of a monster.

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If you're not scary

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what kind of a monster are you?

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It's my job to make great students greater,

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not make mediocre students less mediocre.

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That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam.

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Fail that exam and you are out of the Scaring program.

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So, I should hope you're all properly inspired.

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All right. All right.

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Who can tell me the properties of an effective roar?

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Yes?

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There are actually five.

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Those include the roar's resonance,

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the duration of the roar, and the...

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Whoops. Sorry.

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I heard someone say "roar," so I just kind of went for it.

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Oh, excuse me, sorry.

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I didn't mean to scare you there. Hey, how you doing?

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Very impressive, Mister...

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Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.

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Sullivan.

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Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?

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Yeah. He's my Dad.

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He's a Sullivan!

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I should have known. I expect big things from you.

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Well, you won't be disappointed.

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Uh... I'm sorry. Should I keep going?

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No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.

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Huh.

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Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks

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and open them to chapter one.

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Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?

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I forgot all my stuff.

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Ah! All right. Yes. There we go. That will get it.

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Mmm... Yeah.

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Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity

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and sorority party. We have to go!

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If we flunk that Scaring final, we are done.

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I'm not taking any chances.

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You've got the whole semester to study,

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but this might be our only chance

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to get in good with the cool kids.

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That's why I made these cupcakes. Oops.

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That could have been embarrassing.

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When I'm a Scarer, life will be a nonstop party.

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Stay out of trouble, wild man.

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Wild man.

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What the...

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Archie!

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Boo!

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Hey! What are you...

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Wait... You're shushing me? Hey! Hey! You can't...

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- Where did he go? - He's dead meat.

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That guy's in big trouble.

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Yeah, he is.

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Hey, guys! Over here!

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Fear Tech dummies.

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Oh, oh!

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Sorry about that, buddy.

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Why are you in my room?

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Your room? This is my...

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This is not my room.

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Archie! Come here, boy.

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Archie?

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Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.

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Why is it here?

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I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.

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The what?

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Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus.

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They only accept the highly elite.

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Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.

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Ready? One, two, three. What? No, no... Oh! What...

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That's it. Don't let go.

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Careful. He's a biter.

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- Whoa! Whoa, hey... - Whoa!

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I got him!

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Uh-oh! Whoa!

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That was awesome!

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What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.

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Mike Wazowski.

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Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you

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and whatever that is,

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but if you don't mind, I have to study my Scaring.

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You don't need to study Scaring.

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You just do it.

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Really? I think there's a little more to it than that.

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But, hey, thanks for stopping by.

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Let go of that!

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My hat! My pig!

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Ooh!

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Hey! Come here!

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Hey!

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Catch it!

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Ooh! Yeah!

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Ride it to frat row!

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♪ Tentacles and serpent's wings, they... ♪

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Hey!

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Whoa... Ow!

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Wow!

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Whoa!

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Go, go, go!

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Hey...

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Come on! Hey! Ooh!

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Cupcake?

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Whoa...

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Ooh!

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Got it!

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Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!

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M-U! M-U! M-U!

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Did you see him catch that pig?

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You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman.

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Oh, thanks. I don't know...

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No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.

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Back off. We saw him first.

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No way. We did!

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I'll take it from here, gentlemen.

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Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar.

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What's your name, big Blue?

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Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.

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This guy's a Sullivan? Like the famous Sullivan?

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I can't believe it! That is crazy!

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Chet, calm down. I'm sorry.

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Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt like that

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has got "Future Scarer" written all over him.

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Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts.

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Slow down, squirt. This party is for Scare students only.

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Oh, sorry, killer, but you might want to hang out

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with someone a little more your speed.

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Uh... They look fun!

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Oh, hey there. Want to join Oozma Kappa?

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We have cake.

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Go crazy.

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Is that a joke?

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Sulley, talk to your friend.

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Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.

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You heard him. This is a party for Scare students.

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I am a Scare student.

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I mean for Scare students who actually,

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you know, have a chance.

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Aw, snap!

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My chances are just as good as yours.

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You're not even in the same league with me.

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Just wait, hotshot.

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I'm going to scare circles around you this year.

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Oh, okay. I'd like to see that.

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Oh, don't worry. You will.

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Ready position.

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Common crouch.

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I want to see matted fur and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.

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Show me some slobber.

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Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.

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Now here is a monster who looks like a Scarer.

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You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat,

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breathe, and sleep Scaring.

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Yeah!

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Give me another one.

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Fear of spiders. Arachnophobia.

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Fear of thunder. Keraunophobia.

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Fear of chopsticks! Consecotaleophobia.

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What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one.

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Go Monsters U! You know what to do!

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The answer is C, fangs.

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Well done, Mr. Wazowski.

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A bowl of spiders! Correct!

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A clown running in the dark! Right again.

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Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.

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Outstanding!

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Ah! Whoa!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Ah!

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Ogre slump.

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Zombie snarl.

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Dominant silver back gorilla.

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That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.

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One frightening face does not a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.

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A Tauntaun grimace with extra slobber.

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You got it! That's what I'm saying.

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I am going to wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.

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Yes, you are, big Blue.

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Hey, wait. What are you guys...

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It's just a precaution.

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RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan.

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Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.

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Wooh-hoo! I am on a roll.

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I'm going to destroy that guy.

#379

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Well, then you'll get this back right away.

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It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.

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Today's final will judge your ability to assess a child's fear

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and perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator.

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The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised

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from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,

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so give it everything you've got.

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Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning

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to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program

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and who will not.

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Let's get started.

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I am a five-year-old girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.

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Which Scare do you use?

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Uh...

#393

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That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.

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Demonstrate.

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Results will be posted outside my office. Next.

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Focus.

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Johnson, Crackle and Howl. Yes!

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Hey. Do you mind?

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Don't mind at all.

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Come on, Mike. Let's just move.

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Stay out of my way.

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Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program.

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That's because you don't belong here.

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That's what I thought.

#405

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Whoa! Whoa...

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I'm so sorry.

#407

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It was an accident.

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What? This?

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My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring?

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Accidents happen, don't they.

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The important thing is no one got hurt.

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You're taking this remarkably well.

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Now, let's continue the exams.

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Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl

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on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.

#416

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Which Scare do you use?

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Shouldn't I go up on the...

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Which Scare do you use?

#419

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That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler.

#420

⇓

Demonstrate.

#421

⇓

Stop. Thank you. But I didn't get to...

#422

⇓

I've seen enough.

#423

⇓

I'm a seven-year-old boy...

#424

⇓

I wasn't finished.

#425

⇓

I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.

#426

⇓

That "stuff" would've informed you

#427

⇓

that this particular child is afraid of snakes.

#428

⇓

So a roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry,

#429

⇓

alerting his parents, exposing the monster world,

#430

⇓

destroying life as we know it,

#431

⇓

and of course we can't have that.

#432

⇓

So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue

#433

⇓

in the Scaring program. Good day.

#434

⇓

Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.

#435

⇓

Well then, I'm sure your family

#436

⇓

will be very disappointed.

#437

⇓

And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something

#438

⇓

that cannot be taught.

#439

⇓

You're not scary.

#440

⇓

You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.

#441

⇓

Please. Let me try the simulator. I'll surprise you.

#442

⇓

Surprise me? I doubt that very much.

#443

⇓

Welcome back.

#444

⇓

I hope everyone had a pleasant bre.

#445

⇓

Some say that a career as a scream-can designer is boring,

#446

⇓

unchallenging, a waste of a monster's potential.

#447

⇓

Open your textbooks to chapter three.

#448

⇓

We will now plunge into the rich history

#449

⇓

of scream-can design.

#450

⇓

Out of my way!

#451

⇓

Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!

#452

⇓

Welcome to this year's Greek Scare Games kickoff.

#453

⇓

The Scare Game! Yeah!

#454

⇓

We have a special guest, the founder of the games,

#455

⇓

Dean Hardscrabble.

#456

⇓

Good afternoon.

#457

⇓

As a student, I created these gas

#458

⇓

as a friendly competition,

#459

⇓

but be prepared.

#460

⇓

To take home the troph,

#461

⇓

you must be the most fearsome monsters on campus.

#462

⇓

So good luck, and may the best monsters wi.

#463

⇓

We're closing down sign-, so we'll see you all...

#464

⇓

Wait!

#465

⇓

I'm signing up!

#466

⇓

What?

#467

⇓

Uh... You have to be in a fraternity to compete.

#468

⇓

Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games,

#469

⇓

the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!

#470

⇓

Hi.

#471

⇓

Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?

#472

⇓

You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.

#473

⇓

If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer

#474

⇓

in the whole school.

#475

⇓

That won't happen.

#476

⇓

How about a little wager?

#477

⇓

If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program.

#478

⇓

And what would that prove?

#479

⇓

That you were wrong.

#480

⇓

Very well.

#481

⇓

If you win, I will let your entire team

#482

⇓

into the Scare program.

#483

⇓

But if you lose,

#484

⇓

you will leave Monsters University.

#485

⇓

Deal.

#486

⇓

Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.

#487

⇓

We need six guys, right?

#488

⇓

Sorry, chief.

#489

⇓

We count bodies, not heads. That dude counts as one.

#490

⇓

Anybody else want to join our team? Anyone at all?

#491

⇓

Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.

#492

⇓

Can I squeeze by you? Randy!

#493

⇓

Randy, thank goodness. I need you on my team.

#494

⇓

Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.

#495

⇓

Boggs.

#496

⇓

I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.

#497

⇓

Don't blow this for me.

#498

⇓

Do the thing.

#499

⇓

Oh! Where did he go?

#500

⇓

Please, anybody.

#501

⇓

I need one more monster. Just one more!

#502

⇓

Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.

#503

⇓

We have to move on. Your team doesn't qualify.

#504

⇓

Yes, it does!

#505

⇓

The star player has just arrived.

#506

⇓

No way! Someone else! Please! Anyone else.

#507

⇓

We're shutting down sign-ups, okay? Is he on your team or not?

#508

⇓

Come on! Let's go!

#509

⇓

Fine! Yes, he's on my team.

#510

⇓

Good luck.

#511

⇓

All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?

#512

⇓

This is a fraternity house?

#513

⇓

Hey there, teammates! Come on aboard!

#514

⇓

As the president of Oozma Kappa,

#515

⇓

it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.

#516

⇓

We call this room "Party Central."

#517

⇓

Technically, we haven't actually had a party here yet.

#518

⇓

But when we do, we'll be ready!

#519

⇓

Wooh!

#520

⇓

The hot cocoa train is coming through! Whoa!

#521

⇓

Next stop... You!

#522

⇓

I would like to start us off first by...

#523

⇓

So, you guys are Scaring majors?

#524

⇓

We were! None of us lasted very long.

#525

⇓

I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for.

#526

⇓

Don Carlton, mature student.

#527

⇓

Thirty years in the textile industry

#528

⇓

and then old dandy Don got downsized.

#529

⇓

Figured I could throw myself a pity party,

#530

⇓

or go back to school and learn the computers.

#531

⇓

Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...

#532

⇓

And I'm Terri with an "I"! I'm a dance major!

#533

⇓

And I'm not.

#534

⇓

Five, six, seven, eight!

#535

⇓

Seven, eight, turn! And... Why didn't you turn?

#536

⇓

Because we never agreed to do this!

#537

⇓

You said this was going to be cool!

#538

⇓

No one said this was gonna be cool.

#539

⇓

Now I'm embarrassed. Now you're embarrassed?

#540

⇓

Yes, because it's in front of people!

#541

⇓

You should wake up embarrassed.

#542

⇓

Hey, hey, hey!

#543

⇓

I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.

#544

⇓

Excited to live with you and laugh with you,

#545

⇓

and cry with you.

#546

⇓

Thought you might like to keep a dream journal.

#547

⇓

Guess that leaves me. Ah!

#548

⇓

My name's Scott Squibbles.

#549

⇓

My friends call me Squishy.

#550

⇓

I'm undeclared, unattached,

#551

⇓

and unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.

#552

⇓

Now that we've all been introduced, as captain of our team...

#553

⇓

So, basically, you guys have no Scaring experience?

#554

⇓

Not a lot! But now we've got you!

#555

⇓

You're about the scariest fella I've ever seen.

#556

⇓

Even with them pink polka dots.

#557

⇓

Aw, thanks.

#558

⇓

Actually, I think I bring the whole package.

#559

⇓

Your hands are as big as my face!

#560

⇓

He's like a Mountain with fur!

#561

⇓

Oh, come on. I don't even work out.

#562

⇓

- Yeah, me neither. - I don't want to get too big.

#563

⇓

We thought our dreams were over, but Mike said if we win,

#564

⇓

they're letting us in the Scaring program.

#565

⇓

We're going to be real Scarers!

#566

⇓

The best! You betcha!

#567

⇓

Yeah! Right.

#568

⇓

And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas.

#569

⇓

Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.

#570

⇓

Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?

#571

⇓

We'll let you guys get settled.

#572

⇓

Anything you need, you just give a big holler-oonie!

#573

⇓

Okay, thanks, buddy. Are you kidding me?

#574

⇓

Look, they don't need to be good.

#575

⇓

I'm going to carry the whole team.

#576

⇓

Really? And who's going to carry you?

#577

⇓

Hey, if you want to go back to can design,

#578

⇓

you know where the door is.

#579

⇓

Great.

#580

⇓

Guys?

#581

⇓

Anybody home?

#582

⇓

Um...

#583

⇓

Hello?

#584

⇓

Fellas?

#585

⇓

Do you pledge your souls

#586

⇓

to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?

#587

⇓

Ow! Do you swear to

#588

⇓

keep secret...

#589

⇓

all that you learn here?

#590

⇓

No matter how horrifying?

#591

⇓

Hey!

#592

⇓

Will you take the sacred oath of the...

#593

⇓

For crying out loud. Sweetie!

#594

⇓

Turn the lights on while you're down here!

#595

⇓

You're going to ruin your eyes!

#596

⇓

Mom! We're doing an initiation!

#597

⇓

Oh, scary. Well, carry on.

#598

⇓

Just pretend I'm not here.

#599

⇓

This is my Mom's house.

#600

⇓

Do you promise to look out for your brothers...

#601

⇓

no matter what the peril?

#602

⇓

Will you defend Oozma Kappa no matter how dangerous?

#603

⇓

No matter how insurmountable the odds may be?

#604

⇓

From evils both great and small?

#605

⇓

In the face of unending pain and...

#606

⇓

Oh, forget it! You're in.

#607

⇓

Look, we know we're no one's first choice

#608

⇓

for a fraternity,

#609

⇓

so it means a lot to have you here with us.

#610

⇓

Can't wait to start Scaring with you, brothers.

#611

⇓

Time for a celebration! Yeah!

#612

⇓

Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,

#613

⇓

because we're building a fort!

#614

⇓

Mom, can we stay up late tonight?

#615

⇓

Mmm, I know you're a princess and I'm just a stable boy.

#616

⇓

Yuck!

#617

⇓

Mom! What are you doing?

#618

⇓

Your grubby paw was in my bed!

#619

⇓

Were you kissing my hand?

#620

⇓

No. And what about you with all your shedding?

#621

⇓

I don't shed. Really.

#622

⇓

Uh...

#623

⇓

Excuse me. I just want to get my stuff.

#624

⇓

Would you just... Oh, hey. Come on!

#625

⇓

Let me get my stuff!

#626

⇓

My butt!

#627

⇓

First morning in the house.

#628

⇓

That's going in the album!

#629

⇓

Guys! We got a letter!

#630

⇓

A letter?

#631

⇓

We never get mail.

#632

⇓

Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.

#633

⇓

Would you... Give me that!

#634

⇓

Tentacles. They're sticky.

#635

⇓

It's the first event of the Scare Games.

#636

⇓

"A child's room is where you scare,"

#637

⇓

"but avoid the toxicity lurking there."

#638

⇓

Wait a minute. Where do they want us to meet?

#639

⇓

Of all the sewers on campus, this one has always been my favorite.

#640

⇓

Art, you've been here before?

#641

⇓

I have a life outside of the house, you know.

#642

⇓

Welcome to your worst nightmare,

#643

⇓

the Scare Games!

#644

⇓

Scare Games! Scare Games!

#645

⇓

Yes! Yes, I love it!

#646

⇓

I love this energy!

#647

⇓

Okay. Okay, everybody.

#648

⇓

Let's hear it for the frats and sororities

#649

⇓

competing in this year's games...

#650

⇓

Jaws Theta Chi!

#651

⇓

Python Nu Kappa!

#652

⇓

Slugma Slugma Kappa!

#653

⇓

Roar Omega Roar!

#654

⇓

Eta Hiss Hiss!

#655

⇓

And finally, Oozma Kappa.

#656

⇓

Yay! Wooh-hoo!

#657

⇓

Hi, Mom!

#658

⇓

Smile!

#659

⇓

Let's begin the first competition,

#660

⇓

the Toxicity Challenge!

#661

⇓

Human children are toxic!

#662

⇓

And anything they touch is toxic.

#663

⇓

We don't have any human toys,

#664

⇓

but thanks to MU's biology department,

#665

⇓

we found a close second,

#666

⇓

the stinging glow urchin!

#667

⇓

Trust me when I say,

#668

⇓

you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!

#669

⇓

I want to touch it.

#670

⇓

And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.

#671

⇓

Yeah, I want to touch them.

#672

⇓

This is the starting line.

#673

⇓

The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.

#674

⇓

And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.

#675

⇓

Mike... What is it?

#676

⇓

Does that mean if we lose, we're out?

#677

⇓

Don't worry, Smoothie. Squishy!

#678

⇓

Squishy. We're not going to lose,

#679

⇓

because we have everything we need to win right here.

#680

⇓

Heart.

#681

⇓

No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.

#682

⇓

All right, all right. That's very cute,

#683

⇓

It's an obstacle course. What are you going to do? Roar at it?

#684

⇓

I can get through faster than you, little guy.

#685

⇓

Take your place at the starting line!

#686

⇓

This is all about teamwork.

#687

⇓

Everybody, stick together.

#688

⇓

I'm going to beat you over that finish line.

#689

⇓

Get ready to eat my dust.

#690

⇓

Hey, guys, should we huddle up?

#691

⇓

Attention, teams. One last thing.

#692

⇓

Scarers work in the dark.

#693

⇓

I want to go home! On your marks...

#694

⇓

Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.

#695

⇓

Thanks! We're going to rip you to pieces!

#696

⇓

What?

#697

⇓

Get set...

#698

⇓

Go!

#699

⇓

I'm going to touch them!

#700

⇓

Ow!

#701

⇓

Come on!

#702

⇓

Uh, guys! We're falling behind a little! Fellas!

#703

⇓

Cheese and crackers!

#704

⇓

Son of a mustache!

#705

⇓

Salisbury steak, that hurts!

#706

⇓

Is that as fast as you can go?

#707

⇓

Just getting started! What the...

#708

⇓

Whoa! Ah!

#709

⇓

Oh... Ah!

#710

⇓

That's got to hurt!

#711

⇓

Ow, ow, ow...

#712

⇓

Ooh! Terry!

#713

⇓

Don't worry, we'll be fi...

#714

⇓

Ha-ha!

#715

⇓

Oh...

#716

⇓

Uh-oh. Yikes!

#717

⇓

Ow! Ow, ow, ow...

#718

⇓

Roar Omega Roar wins!

#719

⇓

Take that, Wazowski!

#720

⇓

Are you delirious? I beat you!

#721

⇓

Get your eye checked!

#722

⇓

Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!

#723

⇓

Hey! Second place ain't bad.

#724

⇓

Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!

#725

⇓

What?

#726

⇓

Your whole team has to cross the finish line.

#727

⇓

Third place, EEKs!

#728

⇓

- Fourth place, PNKs! - No.

#729

⇓

Fifth place, HSS!

#730

⇓

No, no, no!

#731

⇓

And in last place,

#732

⇓

Oozma Kappa.

#733

⇓

I can't feel my anything.

#734

⇓

Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa has been eliminated!

#735

⇓

No.

#736

⇓

Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.

#737

⇓

It would have taken a miracle for you to...

#738

⇓

Attention, everyone. We have an announcement.

#739

⇓

Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.

#740

⇓

The use of illegal protective gel is 'cause for elimination.

#741

⇓

What!

#742

⇓

Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!

#743

⇓

It's a miracle!

#744

⇓

Your luck will run out, eventually.

#745

⇓

This is going to be harder than I thought.

#746

⇓

Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.

#747

⇓

Now, we're going to have to start winning these things together,

#748

⇓

so that means I'm going to need

#749

⇓

each of you guys to pull your own weight.

#750

⇓

Mike? What is it?

#751

⇓

We've made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.

#752

⇓

In high school, I was the master of the silent scare.

#753

⇓

I could sneak up on a field mouse

#754

⇓

in a pillow factory.

#755

⇓

Sorry! They get stickier when I'm sweaty.

#756

⇓

Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.

#757

⇓

We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic.

#758

⇓

It's all about misdirection.

#759

⇓

Uh...

#760

⇓

I have an extra toe.

#761

⇓

Not with me, of course.

#762

⇓

Guys, one slip-up on the next event, and we're goners.

#763

⇓

So for this to work,

#764

⇓

I'm gonna need you to take every instinct you have

#765

⇓

and bury it deep, deep down.

#766

⇓

Done.

#767

⇓

From now on, we are of one mind.

#768

⇓

My mind.

#769

⇓

Oh, please.

#770

⇓

I will tell you exactly what to do, and how to do it.

#771

⇓

Uh... Okay, Mike. Seems about right.

#772

⇓

All right. Give me scary steps.

#773

⇓

Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!

#774

⇓

You're wasting your time. We need a new team.

#775

⇓

We can't just "get a new team"!

#776

⇓

I checked this morning. It's against the rules.

#777

⇓

What if we disguised a new team to look like the old team?

#778

⇓

Oh, no, no. We are not cheating.

#779

⇓

It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,

#780

⇓

leveling the playing field.

#781

⇓

Okay, so it's kind of cheating, but what do you want me to do?

#782

⇓

They're not exactly the scariest group in the world.

#783

⇓

Oh, a ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!

#784

⇓

This is not going to work.

#785

⇓

Where are you going? We're training.

#786

⇓

I'm a Sullivan.

#787

⇓

That's not enough. You're all over the place.

#788

⇓

You're charging ahead when you...

#789

⇓

Bup, bup, bup!

#790

⇓

You tell them what to do but not me.

#791

⇓

So long, Coach.

#792

⇓

Okay, Oozmas...

#793

⇓

Boy, we need to get you a Bell.

#794

⇓

Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming, they'll call Mom or Dad",

#795

⇓

"then you'd better run fast or things will get bad."

#796

⇓

Huh?

#797

⇓

In the next event, if even one of us gets caught,

#798

⇓

we're all out.

#799

⇓

So remember, do exactly what I do.

#800

⇓

We are at the halfway point of the second event,

#801

⇓

and things are getting interesting.

#802

⇓

Got it.

#803

⇓

Only two teams left.

#804

⇓

Who will make it out with their flag,

#805

⇓

and who will be eliminated?

#806

⇓

You do not want to get caught by a kid's parent.

#807

⇓

And in this event, you do not want to get caught by

#808

⇓

the librarian.

#809

⇓

Quiet.

#810

⇓

What's so scary about a little old librarian?

#811

⇓

I said, "Quiet."

#812

⇓

Faster. Slow and steady.

#813

⇓

Slow and steady. Slow and steady.

#814

⇓

Slow and steady.

#815

⇓

Slow and steady.

#816

⇓

Sullivan! Sullivan!

#817

⇓

Sullivan! Sullivan!

#818

⇓

Hmm.

#819

⇓

Whew!

#820

⇓

Ooh!

#821

⇓

No!

#822

⇓

Five, six, seven, eight!

#823

⇓

Look over here!

#824

⇓

Is that legal? You better believe it, mop top!

#825

⇓

The only rule is don't get caught.

#826

⇓

Wooh!

#827

⇓

- Ooh! - Hey! Over here!

#828

⇓

Come and get me! Come and get me! Wooh-hoo!

#829

⇓

Guys, what are you doing?

#830

⇓

They said don't let her catch you.

#831

⇓

But they didn't say how!

#832

⇓

Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!

#833

⇓

Whoa!

#834

⇓

Whew!

#835

⇓

We did it!

#836

⇓

No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!

#837

⇓

Mike?

#838

⇓

Way to go, Squishy! Way to go, Squishy!

#839

⇓

How?

#840

⇓

Misdirection.

#841

⇓

The EEKs have been eliminated

#842

⇓

and Oozma Kappa live to scare another day!

#843

⇓

We're Okay! We're Okay! We're Okay!

#844

⇓

I've never felt so alive!

#845

⇓

We were awesome!

#846

⇓

Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.

#847

⇓

It was better than what you did.

#848

⇓

You should've stuck to my strategy.

#849

⇓

Whatever.

#850

⇓

Talk to me when we start the real Scaring.

#851

⇓

Hey! You guys going to the party?

#852

⇓

Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.

#853

⇓

- We don't get invited to... - Party?

#854

⇓

The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.

#855

⇓

It's for the top Scare Teams.

#856

⇓

See you there!

#857

⇓

Did you hear that? I can't believe it!

#858

⇓

Uh-uh. Bad idea. This is great.

#859

⇓

They're finally seeing us as real Scarers. We're going!

#860

⇓

Do young people still dance?

#861

⇓

Because my moves are a little rusty.

#862

⇓

Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.

#863

⇓

We can't go in there without some scented candles.

#864

⇓

Calm down. We earned this.

#865

⇓

What if there's a lull in the conversation?

#866

⇓

I never know what to... You know...

#867

⇓

Say?

#868

⇓

How are you so good at this?

#869

⇓

You just took on an angry 50-foot librarian,

#870

⇓

and you're afraid of a little party?

#871

⇓

Take a deep breath...

#872

⇓

and in you go!

#873

⇓

Hello.

#874

⇓

It's Oozma Kappa!

#875

⇓

These guys are crazy!

#876

⇓

What you did today was insane!

#877

⇓

That was awesome!

#878

⇓

Oozma Kappa, tonight we party like Scarers!

#879

⇓

I've never stayed up this late in my life!

#880

⇓

Hey, quiet! Quiet!

#881

⇓

Quiet down, you can-wranglers.

#882

⇓

All right. On behalf of the RORs,

#883

⇓

we'd like to congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.

#884

⇓

All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!

#885

⇓

I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!

#886

⇓

Very creepy.

#887

⇓

And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games,

#888

⇓

Oozma Kappa!

#889

⇓

Now, I got to admit, fellas,

#890

⇓

I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.

#891

⇓

But, boy, was I wrong.

#892

⇓

Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!

#893

⇓

Oozma Kappa!

#894

⇓

Oh!

#895

⇓

What?

#896

⇓

The most adorable monsters on campus.

#897

⇓

Ooh! Oh!

#898

⇓

Release the stuffed animals.

#899

⇓

Faced!

#900

⇓

- Don't worry. - Nobody reads the school paper.

#901

⇓

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.

#902

⇓

Wooh-hoo!

#903

⇓

Thank you very much.

#904

⇓

Okay. Would you like that with two sleeves or four?

#905

⇓

Thanks. Tell your friends.

#906

⇓

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

#907

⇓

Raising a little money for charity.

#908

⇓

Yeah? Well, stop it.

#909

⇓

You want us to stop raising money for charity?

#910

⇓

That's not cool.

#911

⇓

This guy hates charity!

#912

⇓

I want you to stop making us look like fools.

#913

⇓

Hey, you're making yourselves look like fools.

#914

⇓

Let's be honest, boys.

#915

⇓

You're never going to be real Scarers,

#916

⇓

because real Scarers look like us.

#917

⇓

But, hey, if you really want to work for a Scare company

#918

⇓

they're always hiring in the mail room.

#919

⇓

Guys, hold on!

#920

⇓

Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second. Don't listen to him.

#921

⇓

We just need to keep trying.

#922

⇓

No, you need to stop trying!

#923

⇓

You can train monsters like this all you want,

#924

⇓

but you can't change who they are.

#925

⇓

Mike...

#926

⇓

We appreciate everything you've done, but he's right.

#927

⇓

No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them.

#928

⇓

We're built

#929

⇓

for other things.

#930

⇓

Sorry, squirt!

#931

⇓

Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.

#932

⇓

The big leagues.

#933

⇓

Guys.

#934

⇓

We're going on a little field trip.

#935

⇓

My tentacle fell asleep.

#936

⇓

Thanks, Mom. Have fun, kids!

#937

⇓

I'll just be here listening to my tunes.

#938

⇓

Hey, uh, where are we?

#939

⇓

The big leagues.

#940

⇓

Holy roly-poly.

#941

⇓

Wow.

#942

⇓

Nice fence.

#943

⇓

This is amazing, Mike.

#944

⇓

We're not stopping here.

#945

⇓

This is crazy. We're going to get arrested!

#946

⇓

Oh, wow.

#947

⇓

Whoa...

#948

⇓

Oh!

#949

⇓

All Scare Floors now active.

#950

⇓

West coast coming online. Scarers coming out.

#951

⇓

Look at them.

#952

⇓

They're going into the human world,

#953

⇓

and they don't even look scared!

#954

⇓

Wow.

#955

⇓

Take a good look, fellas.

#956

⇓

See what they all have in common?

#957

⇓

Uh... No, not really.

#958

⇓

Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.

#959

⇓

The best Scarers use their differences to their advantage.

#960

⇓

Wow.

#961

⇓

Terri? Look.

#962

⇓

Hey!

#963

⇓

Look at that old feller racking up the big numbers!

#964

⇓

Don, that old fella is Earl "The Terror" Thompson!

#965

⇓

What? Where? That's really him?

#966

⇓

He held the Scare Record for three years!

#967

⇓

Oh! Third door from the end!

#968

⇓

Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!

#969

⇓

Look! It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!

#970

⇓

I still have his rookie card. Me, too!

#971

⇓

Doesn't have the speed anymore, but his

#972

⇓

technique is flawless. Technique is flawless.

#973

⇓

You collected Scare Cards, huh?

#974

⇓

Yep. 450 of them.

#975

⇓

Impressive. I have 6,000 still in mint condition,

#976

⇓

but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.

#977

⇓

Hey, look at me! I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!

#978

⇓

Whoa!

#979

⇓

Oh, that's great!

#980

⇓

That's a pretty good one, Squish.

#981

⇓

I've been a real jerk.

#982

⇓

So have I.

#983

⇓

But it's not too late.

#984

⇓

We could be a great team.

#985

⇓

We just need to start working together.

#986

⇓

Hey!

#987

⇓

What are you doing up there?

#988

⇓

I can't go back to jail!

#989

⇓

Come on!

#990

⇓

They're right behind us!

#991

⇓

Get back here!

#992

⇓

Up there! Get them!

#993

⇓

Wooh-hoo-hoo!

#994

⇓

Thanks, brother! Don't mention it.

#995

⇓

I'm fine, really! It's just a little heart attack.

#996

⇓

Aw... I want a piece of that action!

#997

⇓

Mom! Start the car!

#998

⇓

What? Start the car!

#999

⇓

Stop the bar?

#1000

⇓

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