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Monsters University

Season 1, Episode 1 — Monsters University

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♪ To the head bone

bone head

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♪ The head bone's connected to the horn bone

bone bones connected head horn

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♪ The horn bone's right above the wing bones ♪

bones horn wing

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Ah!

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I scared you! No, you didn't.

scared

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Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone.

field field-trip remember rules trip

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Uh, no pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing!

biting breathing fire pushing

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What did I just say?

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Eighteen, nineteen...

eighteen nineteen

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Okay, we're missing one. Who are we missing?

missing

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Oh. Mike Wazowski.

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

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Thanks, Joe.

thanks

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Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.

crossword finishing luck puzzle

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Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.

michael

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That's okay.

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When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!

found nickel

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I wish I had pockets.

pockets wish

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Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your field trip buddy.

buddy field field-trip partner trip

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Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.

biggie jeremy

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Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?

claire

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Great choice. She's a good egg.

choice

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Russell.

russell

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Mike? Wazowski?

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

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We car-pool?

pool

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- We're cousins. - Hey!

cousins

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Okay. Good catching up.

catching

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Well, Michael, it looks like it's you and me again.

michael

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Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.

behind falling karen

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Please don't call me Karen.

karen

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Now, stay close together.

close

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We're entering a very dangerous area.

area dangerous entering

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Welcome to the Scare Floor.

floor scare scare-floor welcome

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Wow!

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This is where we collect the Scream Energy

collect energy scream

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to power our whole world.

power whole whole-world world

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And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?

scream

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Scarers!

scarers

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That's right!

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Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar?

roar scariest

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Me, me, me!

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Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,

green

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two o'clock!

oclock

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No, it's like this.

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Hey, guys, watch this one.

watch

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Hey, I got a really good...

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Wow!

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Whoa.

whoa

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Well, hey there, kids. Are you on a tour with your school?

kids school tour

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- Yeah! - Yes.

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We're here to learn about Scream Energy

energy learn scream

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and what it takes to be a Scarer.

scarer takes

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Well, hey, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a Scarer.

happen luck scarer

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I learned everything I know from my school,

learned school

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Monsters University.

monsters monsters-university university

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Whoa.

whoa

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It's the best Scaring School there is.

best scaring school

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You wish! Fear Tech's the best.

best fear wish

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Okay. You guys watch us and tell me

watch

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which school's the best. All right?

best schools

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MU is.

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West coast coming only.

coast coming west

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Scarers coming O.

coming scarers

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Oops. Stop right there.

oops

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Don't cross over that safety line.

cross line safety

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Human children are extremely toxic.

children extremely human toxic

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Look at that!

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Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!

watch whoa

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Look at that! It's amazing!

amazing

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I know!

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- Wow! - Excuse me. Fellas.

excuse fellas

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How about we do tallest in the back?

tallest

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Look, he's going to

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do a real scare!

real scare

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Cool. I want to be a Scarer.

cool scarer

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Yeah. Me, too.

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Come on, guys. I want to see.

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Out of the way, Wazowski.

wazowski

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You don't belong on a Scare Floor.

belong floor scare scare-floor

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Brian! Do not step over the line.

brian line step

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Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.

line michael

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Michael!

michael

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See? I told you. He's fine.

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Well, I thought I heard something.

heard

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What?

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Are you okay?

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You could have gotten hurt!

gotten hurt

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That was real dangerous, kid. I didn't even know you were in there.

dangerous real

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Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.

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Not bad, kid.

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Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?

michael

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How do I become a Scarer?

become scarer

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Monsters University! Anybody getting off?

anybody monsters monsters-university university

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Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,

emotional

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but everything in my life has led to this moment.

life moment

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Let it not be just the beginning of my dream

beginning dream

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but the beginning of all of our dreams.

beginning dreams

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Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.

auditioning gladys promise

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Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.

marie

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Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away.

ointment phil till using

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I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!

best wish

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I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.

tears

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Hello. How are you doing?

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Ah!

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Wooh-hoo!

wooh

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Stroke! Stroke!

stroke

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Come on, put all you have into it!

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Okay! First thing on my list, get registered.

list registered

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Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,

freshman

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and I'm here to say that registration is that away!

registration

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Okay, Jay.

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Have a great first day.

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Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.

orientation packet

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Thanks, Kay.

thanks

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You can drop your bags off here

bags drop

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and get your picture taken with Trey.

picture picture-taken taken trey

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Say hooray! Hooray!

hooray hooray-hooray

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I can't believe it.

believe

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I'm officially a college student!

college officially student

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Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,

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and I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!

giving orientation perfect tour

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Here are the labs where students learn

labs learn students

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to design and build the doors to the human world.

build design doors human world

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Looks like the Professor is about to test a door!

door professor test

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The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet, three meals a day.

buffet cafeteria full meals serves three

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I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world.

believe best chefs personally world

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Oh! Yeah!

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Yeah!

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The campus offers a wide variety of majors,

campus majors offers variety wide

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but the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School.

crown jewel scaring school

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Welcome to the debate team. We're happy to have you.

debate happy team welcome

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I disagree for the following reasons.

disagree following reasons

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True happiness is a theoretical construct...

happiness

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Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky

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at the astronomy club!

club

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Hey, hey, hey! Come join the improve club.

club improve join

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You'll wish you were a... Never... Always...

wish

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Ah, dang it!

dang

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Mu's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games.

annual council games greek scare scare-games sponsor

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The Scare what now?

scare

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The Scare Games!

games scare scare-games

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A super-intense Scaring competition!

competition intense scaring super

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They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.

crazy dangerous happen

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A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!

bunch hospital

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You could totally die.

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And it's worth it.

worth

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You get a chance to prove that you are the best!

best chance prove

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Cool.

cool

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Wazowski, Room 319.

room wazowski

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You know, your roommate is a Scaring major, too.

major roommate scaring

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"Hello, I'm your roommate." Oh, that's too bland.

bland roommate

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Don't force it. Just let it happen.

force happen

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Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door.

behind best best-friend door friend lifelong

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Hey there. I'm your roomie.

roomie

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Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.

boggs major names randy scaring

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Oh! Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.

major mike mike-wazowski scaring wazowski

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I can tell we're going to be best chums, Mike.

best mike

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Take whichever bed you want.

whichever

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I wanted you to have first dibs.

dibs wanted

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Ahh!

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You just disappeared.

disappeared

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Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I'll be a joke.

class joke scaring

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No, it's totally great. You got to use it.

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Really? Yeah, but lose the glasses.

glasses lose

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They give it away. Huh.

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Okay!

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Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.

check hang posters unpack

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Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors,

classes graduate honors

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and become the greatest Scarer ever.

become greatest scarer

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Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.

confidence mike wish

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Aren't you even a little nervous?

nervous

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Actually, no.

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I've been waiting for this my whole life.

life waiting whole whole-life

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I just can't wait to get started.

started

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Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!

late

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Wow.

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You got to be kidding me.

kidding

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I'm so nervous!

nervous

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Relax. It will be fine.

relax

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Good morning, students.

morning students

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Welcome to Scaring 101.

scaring welcome

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I am Professor Knight.

knight professor

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Now I'm sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town.

monster scariest town

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Well, bad news, kids. You're in my town now,

kids news town

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and I do not scare easily.

easily scare

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Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise.

dean hardscrabble pleasant pleasant-surprise surprise

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She's a legend.

legend

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She broke the all-time Scare Record

broke record scare scare-record

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with the scream in that very can!

scream

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I don't mean to interrupt.

interrupt

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I just thought I'd drop by

drop

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to see the terrifying faces joining my program.

faces joining program terrifying

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Well, I'm sure my students would love to hear

love students

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a few words of inspiration.

inspiration words

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Inspiration? Very well.

inspiration

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Scariness is the true measure of a monster.

measure monster

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If you're not scary

scary

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what kind of a monster are you?

monster

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It's my job to make great students greater,

greater students

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not make mediocre students less mediocre.

less students

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That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam.

exam final semester

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Fail that exam and you are out of the Scaring program.

exam fail program scaring scaring-program

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So, I should hope you're all properly inspired.

hope inspired properly

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All right. All right.

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Who can tell me the properties of an effective roar?

effective roar

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Yes?

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There are actually five.

five

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Those include the roar's resonance,

include roars

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the duration of the roar, and the...

roar

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Whoops. Sorry.

whoops

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I heard someone say "roar," so I just kind of went for it.

heard roar

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Oh, excuse me, sorry.

excuse

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I didn't mean to scare you there. Hey, how you doing?

scare

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Very impressive, Mister...

impressive mister

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Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.

jimmy sullivan

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Sullivan.

sullivan

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Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?

bill scarer sullivan

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Yeah. He's my Dad.

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He's a Sullivan!

sullivan

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I should have known. I expect big things from you.

expect known

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Well, you won't be disappointed.

disappointed

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Uh... I'm sorry. Should I keep going?

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No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.

covered

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Huh.

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Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks

scaring textbooks

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and open them to chapter one.

chapter open

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Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?

borrow pencil

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I forgot all my stuff.

forgot stuff

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Ah! All right. Yes. There we go. That will get it.

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Mmm... Yeah.

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Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity

fraternity mike

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and sorority party. We have to go!

party sorority

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If we flunk that Scaring final, we are done.

final flunk scaring

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I'm not taking any chances.

chances

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You've got the whole semester to study,

semester study whole

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but this might be our only chance

chance might

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to get in good with the cool kids.

cool cool-kids kids

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That's why I made these cupcakes. Oops.

cupcakes oops

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That could have been embarrassing.

embarrassing

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When I'm a Scarer, life will be a nonstop party.

life nonstop party scarer

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Stay out of trouble, wild man.

trouble wild

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Wild man.

wild

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What the...

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Archie!

archie

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Boo!

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Hey! What are you...

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Wait... You're shushing me? Hey! Hey! You can't...

shushing

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- Where did he go? - He's dead meat.

dead dead-meat meat

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That guy's in big trouble.

trouble

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Yeah, he is.

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Hey, guys! Over here!

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Fear Tech dummies.

dummies fear tech

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Oh, oh!

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Sorry about that, buddy.

buddy

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Why are you in my room?

room

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Your room? This is my...

room

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This is not my room.

room

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Archie! Come here, boy.

archie

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Archie?

archie

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Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.

archie fear mascot scare

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Why is it here?

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I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.

rors stole

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The what?

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Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus.

campus fraternity omega omega-roar roar roar-omega roar-omega-roar

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They only accept the highly elite.

accept elite highly

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Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.

grab lift

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Ready? One, two, three. What? No, no... Oh! What...

ready three

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That's it. Don't let go.

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Careful. He's a biter.

careful

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- Whoa! Whoa, hey... - Whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa

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I got him!

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Uh-oh! Whoa!

whoa

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That was awesome!

awesome

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What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.

james sullivan

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Mike Wazowski.

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

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Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you

delightful meeting

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and whatever that is,

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but if you don't mind, I have to study my Scaring.

mind scaring study

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You don't need to study Scaring.

scaring study

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You just do it.

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Really? I think there's a little more to it than that.

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But, hey, thanks for stopping by.

stopping thanks

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Let go of that!

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My hat! My pig!

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Ooh!

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Hey! Come here!

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Hey!

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Catch it!

catch

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Ooh! Yeah!

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Ride it to frat row!

frat ride

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♪ Tentacles and serpent's wings, they... ♪

serpents tentacles wings

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Hey!

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Whoa... Ow!

whoa

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Wow!

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Whoa!

whoa

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Go, go, go!

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Hey...

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Come on! Hey! Ooh!

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Cupcake?

cupcake

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Whoa...

whoa

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Ooh!

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Got it!

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Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!

fear mascot rules

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M-U! M-U! M-U!

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Did you see him catch that pig?

catch

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You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman.

freshman jaws material

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Oh, thanks. I don't know...

thanks

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No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.

howl omega

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Back off. We saw him first.

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No way. We did!

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I'll take it from here, gentlemen.

gentlemen

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Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar.

johnny omega omega-roar president roar roar-omega roar-omega-roar

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What's your name, big Blue?

blue name

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Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.

friends jimmy sulley sullivan

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This guy's a Sullivan? Like the famous Sullivan?

famous sullivan

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I can't believe it! That is crazy!

believe crazy

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Chet, calm down. I'm sorry.

calm chet

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Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt like that

freshman guts pull stunt sulley

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has got "Future Scarer" written all over him.

future scarer written

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Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts.

guts ride

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Slow down, squirt. This party is for Scare students only.

party scare slow squirt students

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Oh, sorry, killer, but you might want to hang out

hang killer might

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with someone a little more your speed.

speed

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Uh... They look fun!

fun

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Oh, hey there. Want to join Oozma Kappa?

join kappa oozma oozma-kappa

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We have cake.

cake

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Go crazy.

crazy

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Is that a joke?

joke

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Sulley, talk to your friend.

friend sulley

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Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.

friend

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You heard him. This is a party for Scare students.

heard party scare students

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I am a Scare student.

scare student

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I mean for Scare students who actually,

scare students

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you know, have a chance.

chance

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Aw, snap!

snap

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My chances are just as good as yours.

chances

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You're not even in the same league with me.

league

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Just wait, hotshot.

hotshot

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I'm going to scare circles around you this year.

circles scare

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Oh, okay. I'd like to see that.

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Oh, don't worry. You will.

worry

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Ready position.

position ready

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Common crouch.

common

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I want to see matted fur and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.

basic teeth yellow

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Show me some slobber.

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Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.

drool kids tool

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Now here is a monster who looks like a Scarer.

monster scarer

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You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat,

class hope passing

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breathe, and sleep Scaring.

breathe scaring sleep

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Yeah!

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Give me another one.

another

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Fear of spiders. Arachnophobia.

fear spiders

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Fear of thunder. Keraunophobia.

fear thunder

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Fear of chopsticks! Consecotaleophobia.

fear

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What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one.

hard kindergarten

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Go Monsters U! You know what to do!

monsters

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The answer is C, fangs.

answer

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Well done, Mr. Wazowski.

wazowski

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A bowl of spiders! Correct!

bowl correct spiders

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A clown running in the dark! Right again.

clown dark running

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Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.

boils order warts

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Outstanding!

outstanding

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Ah! Whoa!

whoa

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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Ah!

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Ogre slump.

ogre

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Zombie snarl.

zombie

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Dominant silver back gorilla.

dominant gorilla silver

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That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.

improvement michael remarkable

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One frightening face does not a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.

face frightening scarer sullivan

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A Tauntaun grimace with extra slobber.

extra

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You got it! That's what I'm saying.

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I am going to wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.

floor wipe

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Yes, you are, big Blue.

blue

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Hey, wait. What are you guys...

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It's just a precaution.

precaution

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RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan.

best campus rors scarers sullivan

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Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.

ball beach member shown

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Wooh-hoo! I am on a roll.

roll wooh

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I'm going to destroy that guy.

destroy

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Well, then you'll get this back right away.

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It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.

delivering name start sullivan

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Today's final will judge your ability to assess a child's fear

ability assess childs fear final judge todays

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and perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator.

appropriate perform scare simulator

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The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised

child level raised

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from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,

heavy sleeper

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so give it everything you've got.

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Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning

dean hardscrabble morning

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to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program

moving program scaring scaring-program

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and who will not.

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Let's get started.

started

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I am a five-year-old girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.

afraid claus five girl santa santa-claus spiders

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Which Scare do you use?

scare

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Uh...

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That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.

crawl creep

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Demonstrate.

demonstrate

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Results will be posted outside my office. Next.

office posted results

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Focus.

focus

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Johnson, Crackle and Howl. Yes!

howl johnson

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Hey. Do you mind?

mind

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Don't mind at all.

mind

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Come on, Mike. Let's just move.

mike

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Stay out of my way.

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Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program.

hard program scare unlike

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That's because you don't belong here.

belong

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That's what I thought.

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Whoa! Whoa...

whoa whoa-whoa

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I'm so sorry.

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It was an accident.

accident

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What? This?

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My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring?

lifetime scaring souvenir

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Accidents happen, don't they.

accidents accidents-happen happen

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The important thing is no one got hurt.

hurt

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You're taking this remarkably well.

remarkably

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Now, let's continue the exams.

continue exams

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Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl

five girl wazowski

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on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.

afraid farm kansas lightning

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Which Scare do you use?

scare

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Shouldn't I go up on the...

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Which Scare do you use?

scare

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That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler.

approach holler shadow

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Demonstrate.

demonstrate

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Stop. Thank you. But I didn't get to...

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I've seen enough.

seen

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I'm a seven-year-old boy...

seven

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I wasn't finished.

finished

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I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.

scare stuff

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That "stuff" would've informed you

informed stuff wouldve

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that this particular child is afraid of snakes.

afraid child particular snakes

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So a roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry,

roar scream

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alerting his parents, exposing the monster world,

exposing monster parents world

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destroying life as we know it,

destroying life

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and of course we can't have that.

course

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So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue

afraid cannot continue recommend

↓

in the Scaring program. Good day.

program scaring scaring-program

↓

Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.

sullivan

↓

Well then, I'm sure your family

family

↓

will be very disappointed.

disappointed

↓

And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something

lack wazowski

↓

that cannot be taught.

cannot taught

↓

You're not scary.

scary

↓

You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.

continuing program scaring scaring-program

↓

Please. Let me try the simulator. I'll surprise you.

simulator surprise

↓

Surprise me? I doubt that very much.

doubt surprise

↓

Welcome back.

welcome

↓

I hope everyone had a pleasant bre.

hope pleasant

↓

Some say that a career as a scream-can designer is boring,

boring career designer scream

↓

unchallenging, a waste of a monster's potential.

monsters potential waste

↓

Open your textbooks to chapter three.

chapter open textbooks three

↓

We will now plunge into the rich history

history rich

↓

of scream-can design.

design scream

↓

Out of my way!

↓

Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!

coming

↓

Welcome to this year's Greek Scare Games kickoff.

games greek scare scare-games welcome years

↓

The Scare Game! Yeah!

game scare

↓

We have a special guest, the founder of the games,

founder games guest special special-guest

↓

Dean Hardscrabble.

dean hardscrabble

↓

Good afternoon.

afternoon

↓

As a student, I created these gas

created student

↓

as a friendly competition,

competition friendly

↓

but be prepared.

prepared

↓

To take home the troph,

home

↓

you must be the most fearsome monsters on campus.

campus monsters must

↓

So good luck, and may the best monsters wi.

best luck monsters

↓

We're closing down sign-, so we'll see you all...

closing sign

↓

Wait!

↓

I'm signing up!

signing

↓

What?

↓

Uh... You have to be in a fraternity to compete.

compete fraternity

↓

Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games,

behold fraternity games scare scare-games winning

↓

the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!

brothers kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

Hi.

↓

Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?

wazowski

↓

You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.

campus monsters winners

↓

If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer

best kicked scarer

↓

in the whole school.

school whole whole-school

↓

That won't happen.

happen

↓

How about a little wager?

wager

↓

If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program.

program scaring scaring-program

↓

And what would that prove?

prove

↓

That you were wrong.

↓

Very well.

↓

If you win, I will let your entire team

entire team

↓

into the Scare program.

program scare

↓

But if you lose,

lose

↓

you will leave Monsters University.

monsters monsters-university university

↓

Deal.

deal

↓

Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.

compete members

↓

We need six guys, right?

↓

Sorry, chief.

chief

↓

We count bodies, not heads. That dude counts as one.

bodies count counts heads

↓

Anybody else want to join our team? Anyone at all?

anybody join team

↓

Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.

excuse late

↓

Can I squeeze by you? Randy!

randy squeeze

↓

Randy, thank goodness. I need you on my team.

goodness randy team

↓

Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.

team

↓

Boggs.

boggs

↓

I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.

cool cool-kids finally kids mike

↓

Don't blow this for me.

blow

↓

Do the thing.

↓

Oh! Where did he go?

↓

Please, anybody.

anybody

↓

I need one more monster. Just one more!

monster

↓

Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.

↓

We have to move on. Your team doesn't qualify.

qualify team

↓

Yes, it does!

↓

The star player has just arrived.

arrived player star

↓

No way! Someone else! Please! Anyone else.

↓

We're shutting down sign-ups, okay? Is he on your team or not?

shutting sign team

↓

Come on! Let's go!

↓

Fine! Yes, he's on my team.

team

↓

Good luck.

luck

↓

All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?

plan wazowski

↓

This is a fraternity house?

fraternity house

↓

Hey there, teammates! Come on aboard!

aboard

↓

As the president of Oozma Kappa,

kappa oozma oozma-kappa president

↓

it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.

home honor welcome

↓

We call this room "Party Central."

central party room

↓

Technically, we haven't actually had a party here yet.

party technically

↓

But when we do, we'll be ready!

ready

↓

Wooh!

wooh

↓

The hot cocoa train is coming through! Whoa!

cocoa coming train whoa

↓

Next stop... You!

↓

I would like to start us off first by...

start

↓

So, you guys are Scaring majors?

majors scaring

↓

We were! None of us lasted very long.

lasted

↓

I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for.

hardscrabble looking

↓

Don Carlton, mature student.

carlton mature student

↓

Thirty years in the textile industry

industry thirty thirty-years years

↓

and then old dandy Don got downsized.

dandy

↓

Figured I could throw myself a pity party,

figured party pity throw

↓

or go back to school and learn the computers.

computers learn school

↓

Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...

terry

↓

And I'm Terri with an "I"! I'm a dance major!

dance major

↓

And I'm not.

↓

Five, six, seven, eight!

eight five seven seven-eight

↓

Seven, eight, turn! And... Why didn't you turn?

eight seven seven-eight

↓

Because we never agreed to do this!

agreed

↓

You said this was going to be cool!

cool

↓

No one said this was gonna be cool.

cool

↓

Now I'm embarrassed. Now you're embarrassed?

embarrassed

↓

Yes, because it's in front of people!

front

↓

You should wake up embarrassed.

embarrassed wake

↓

Hey, hey, hey!

↓

I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.

major philosophy

↓

Excited to live with you and laugh with you,

excited laugh live

↓

and cry with you.

↓

Thought you might like to keep a dream journal.

dream journal might

↓

Guess that leaves me. Ah!

leaves

↓

My name's Scott Squibbles.

names scott

↓

My friends call me Squishy.

friends squishy

↓

I'm undeclared, unattached,

↓

and unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.

↓

Now that we've all been introduced, as captain of our team...

captain introduced team

↓

So, basically, you guys have no Scaring experience?

experience scaring

↓

Not a lot! But now we've got you!

↓

You're about the scariest fella I've ever seen.

fella scariest seen

↓

Even with them pink polka dots.

dots pink

↓

Aw, thanks.

thanks

↓

Actually, I think I bring the whole package.

bring package whole

↓

Your hands are as big as my face!

face hands

↓

He's like a Mountain with fur!

mountain

↓

Oh, come on. I don't even work out.

↓

- Yeah, me neither. - I don't want to get too big.

↓

We thought our dreams were over, but Mike said if we win,

dreams mike

↓

they're letting us in the Scaring program.

letting program scaring scaring-program

↓

We're going to be real Scarers!

real scarers

↓

The best! You betcha!

best betcha

↓

Yeah! Right.

↓

And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas.

fellas waiting

↓

Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.

bedroom kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?

room sharing

↓

We'll let you guys get settled.

settled

↓

Anything you need, you just give a big holler-oonie!

holler

↓

Okay, thanks, buddy. Are you kidding me?

buddy kidding thanks thanks-buddy

↓

Look, they don't need to be good.

↓

I'm going to carry the whole team.

carry team whole whole-team

↓

Really? And who's going to carry you?

carry

↓

Hey, if you want to go back to can design,

design

↓

you know where the door is.

door

↓

Great.

↓

Guys?

↓

Anybody home?

anybody home

↓

Um...

↓

Hello?

↓

Fellas?

fellas

↓

Do you pledge your souls

pledge souls

↓

to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?

brotherhood kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

Ow! Do you swear to

swear

↓

keep secret...

secret

↓

all that you learn here?

learn

↓

No matter how horrifying?

horrifying matter

↓

Hey!

↓

Will you take the sacred oath of the...

oath sacred

↓

For crying out loud. Sweetie!

crying loud sweetie

↓

Turn the lights on while you're down here!

lights

↓

You're going to ruin your eyes!

eyes ruin

↓

Mom! We're doing an initiation!

initiation

↓

Oh, scary. Well, carry on.

carry scary

↓

Just pretend I'm not here.

pretend

↓

This is my Mom's house.

house moms moms-house

↓

Do you promise to look out for your brothers...

brothers promise

↓

no matter what the peril?

matter peril

↓

Will you defend Oozma Kappa no matter how dangerous?

dangerous defend kappa matter oozma oozma-kappa

↓

No matter how insurmountable the odds may be?

matter odds

↓

From evils both great and small?

↓

In the face of unending pain and...

face pain

↓

Oh, forget it! You're in.

forget

↓

Look, we know we're no one's first choice

choice ones

↓

for a fraternity,

fraternity

↓

so it means a lot to have you here with us.

↓

Can't wait to start Scaring with you, brothers.

brothers scaring start

↓

Time for a celebration! Yeah!

celebration

↓

Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,

couch couch-cushions cushions gentlemen grab

↓

because we're building a fort!

building fort

↓

Mom, can we stay up late tonight?

late late-tonight tonight

↓

Mmm, I know you're a princess and I'm just a stable boy.

princess stable

↓

Yuck!

yuck

↓

Mom! What are you doing?

↓

Your grubby paw was in my bed!

↓

Were you kissing my hand?

hand kissing

↓

No. And what about you with all your shedding?

↓

I don't shed. Really.

shed

↓

Uh...

↓

Excuse me. I just want to get my stuff.

excuse stuff

↓

Would you just... Oh, hey. Come on!

↓

Let me get my stuff!

stuff

↓

My butt!

butt

↓

First morning in the house.

house morning

↓

That's going in the album!

album

↓

Guys! We got a letter!

letter

↓

A letter?

letter

↓

We never get mail.

mail

↓

Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.

stuck

↓

Would you... Give me that!

↓

Tentacles. They're sticky.

sticky tentacles

↓

It's the first event of the Scare Games.

event games scare scare-games

↓

"A child's room is where you scare,"

childs room scare

↓

"but avoid the toxicity lurking there."

avoid lurking

↓

Wait a minute. Where do they want us to meet?

meet minute

↓

Of all the sewers on campus, this one has always been my favorite.

campus favorite sewers

↓

Art, you've been here before?

↓

I have a life outside of the house, you know.

house life

↓

Welcome to your worst nightmare,

nightmare welcome worst worst-nightmare

↓

the Scare Games!

games scare scare-games

↓

Scare Games! Scare Games!

games scare scare-games

↓

Yes! Yes, I love it!

love

↓

I love this energy!

energy love

↓

Okay. Okay, everybody.

everybody

↓

Let's hear it for the frats and sororities

↓

competing in this year's games...

competing games years

↓

Jaws Theta Chi!

jaws

↓

Python Nu Kappa!

kappa python

↓

Slugma Slugma Kappa!

kappa

↓

Roar Omega Roar!

omega omega-roar roar roar-omega roar-omega-roar

↓

Eta Hiss Hiss!

↓

And finally, Oozma Kappa.

finally kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

Yay! Wooh-hoo!

wooh

↓

Hi, Mom!

↓

Smile!

smile

↓

Let's begin the first competition,

begin competition

↓

the Toxicity Challenge!

challenge

↓

Human children are toxic!

children human toxic

↓

And anything they touch is toxic.

touch toxic

↓

We don't have any human toys,

human toys

↓

but thanks to MU's biology department,

biology department thanks

↓

we found a close second,

close found second

↓

the stinging glow urchin!

glow urchin

↓

Trust me when I say,

trust

↓

you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!

touch

↓

I want to touch it.

touch

↓

And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.

certainly friends touch

↓

Yeah, I want to touch them.

touch

↓

This is the starting line.

line starting starting-line

↓

The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.

finish finish-line light line tunnel

↓

And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.

comes eliminated games

↓

Mike... What is it?

mike

↓

Does that mean if we lose, we're out?

lose

↓

Don't worry, Smoothie. Squishy!

smoothie squishy worry

↓

Squishy. We're not going to lose,

lose squishy

↓

because we have everything we need to win right here.

↓

Heart.

heart

↓

No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.

race

↓

All right, all right. That's very cute,

cute

↓

It's an obstacle course. What are you going to do? Roar at it?

course obstacle roar

↓

I can get through faster than you, little guy.

faster

↓

Take your place at the starting line!

line place starting starting-line

↓

This is all about teamwork.

teamwork

↓

Everybody, stick together.

everybody stick

↓

I'm going to beat you over that finish line.

beat finish finish-line line

↓

Get ready to eat my dust.

dust ready

↓

Hey, guys, should we huddle up?

huddle

↓

Attention, teams. One last thing.

attention teams

↓

Scarers work in the dark.

dark scarers

↓

I want to go home! On your marks...

home marks

↓

Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.

ladies luck

↓

Thanks! We're going to rip you to pieces!

pieces thanks

↓

What?

↓

Get set...

↓

Go!

↓

I'm going to touch them!

touch

↓

Ow!

↓

Come on!

↓

Uh, guys! We're falling behind a little! Fellas!

behind falling fellas

↓

Cheese and crackers!

cheese crackers

↓

Son of a mustache!

mustache

↓

Salisbury steak, that hurts!

hurts salisbury salisbury-steak steak

↓

Is that as fast as you can go?

fast

↓

Just getting started! What the...

started

↓

Whoa! Ah!

whoa

↓

Oh... Ah!

↓

That's got to hurt!

hurt

↓

Ow, ow, ow...

↓

Ooh! Terry!

terry

↓

Don't worry, we'll be fi...

worry

↓

Ha-ha!

↓

Oh...

↓

Uh-oh. Yikes!

yikes

↓

Ow! Ow, ow, ow...

↓

Roar Omega Roar wins!

omega omega-roar roar roar-omega roar-omega-roar wins

↓

Take that, Wazowski!

wazowski

↓

Are you delirious? I beat you!

beat delirious

↓

Get your eye checked!

checked

↓

Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!

blow oozmas

↓

Hey! Second place ain't bad.

aint place second second-place

↓

Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!

jaws place second second-place

↓

What?

↓

Your whole team has to cross the finish line.

cross finish finish-line line team whole whole-team

↓

Third place, EEKs!

place third

↓

- Fourth place, PNKs! - No.

fourth place

↓

Fifth place, HSS!

fifth place

↓

No, no, no!

↓

And in last place,

place

↓

Oozma Kappa.

kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

I can't feel my anything.

↓

Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa has been eliminated!

eliminated kappa oozma oozma-kappa shocker

↓

No.

↓

Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.

surprised wazowski

↓

It would have taken a miracle for you to...

miracle taken

↓

Attention, everyone. We have an announcement.

announcement attention

↓

Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.

disqualified jaws

↓

The use of illegal protective gel is 'cause for elimination.

illegal protective

↓

What!

↓

Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!

games kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

It's a miracle!

miracle

↓

Your luck will run out, eventually.

eventually luck

↓

This is going to be harder than I thought.

harder

↓

Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.

oozmas

↓

Now, we're going to have to start winning these things together,

start winning

↓

so that means I'm going to need

↓

each of you guys to pull your own weight.

pull weight

↓

Mike? What is it?

mike

↓

We've made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.

list strengths

↓

In high school, I was the master of the silent scare.

master scare school silent

↓

I could sneak up on a field mouse

field mouse sneak

↓

in a pillow factory.

factory pillow

↓

Sorry! They get stickier when I'm sweaty.

sweaty

↓

Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.

gosh

↓

We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic.

ancient close craft experts magic

↓

It's all about misdirection.

↓

Uh...

↓

I have an extra toe.

extra

↓

Not with me, of course.

course

↓

Guys, one slip-up on the next event, and we're goners.

event slip

↓

So for this to work,

↓

I'm gonna need you to take every instinct you have

instinct

↓

and bury it deep, deep down.

bury deep deep-deep

↓

Done.

↓

From now on, we are of one mind.

mind

↓

My mind.

mind

↓

Oh, please.

↓

I will tell you exactly what to do, and how to do it.

↓

Uh... Okay, Mike. Seems about right.

mike seems

↓

All right. Give me scary steps.

scary steps

↓

Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!

fifty

↓

You're wasting your time. We need a new team.

team wasting

↓

We can't just "get a new team"!

team

↓

I checked this morning. It's against the rules.

checked morning rules

↓

What if we disguised a new team to look like the old team?

team

↓

Oh, no, no. We are not cheating.

cheating

↓

It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,

cheating

↓

leveling the playing field.

field playing playing-field

↓

Okay, so it's kind of cheating, but what do you want me to do?

cheating

↓

They're not exactly the scariest group in the world.

group scariest world

↓

Oh, a ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!

wish

↓

This is not going to work.

↓

Where are you going? We're training.

training

↓

I'm a Sullivan.

sullivan

↓

That's not enough. You're all over the place.

place

↓

You're charging ahead when you...

ahead charging

↓

Bup, bup, bup!

↓

You tell them what to do but not me.

↓

So long, Coach.

coach

↓

Okay, Oozmas...

oozmas

↓

Boy, we need to get you a Bell.

bell

↓

Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming, they'll call Mom or Dad",

coming hears

↓

"then you'd better run fast or things will get bad."

fast

↓

Huh?

↓

In the next event, if even one of us gets caught,

caught event

↓

we're all out.

↓

So remember, do exactly what I do.

remember

↓

We are at the halfway point of the second event,

event halfway point second

↓

and things are getting interesting.

interesting

↓

Got it.

↓

Only two teams left.

left teams

↓

Who will make it out with their flag,

flag

↓

and who will be eliminated?

eliminated

↓

You do not want to get caught by a kid's parent.

caught kids parent

↓

And in this event, you do not want to get caught by

caught event

↓

the librarian.

librarian

↓

Quiet.

quiet

↓

What's so scary about a little old librarian?

librarian scary

↓

I said, "Quiet."

quiet

↓

Faster. Slow and steady.

faster slow steady

↓

Slow and steady. Slow and steady.

slow steady

↓

Slow and steady.

slow steady

↓

Slow and steady.

slow steady

↓

Sullivan! Sullivan!

sullivan

↓

Sullivan! Sullivan!

sullivan

↓

Hmm.

↓

Whew!

whew

↓

Ooh!

↓

No!

↓

Five, six, seven, eight!

eight five seven seven-eight

↓

Look over here!

↓

Is that legal? You better believe it, mop top!

believe legal

↓

The only rule is don't get caught.

caught rule

↓

Wooh!

wooh

↓

- Ooh! - Hey! Over here!

↓

Come and get me! Come and get me! Wooh-hoo!

wooh

↓

Guys, what are you doing?

↓

They said don't let her catch you.

catch

↓

But they didn't say how!

↓

Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

Whew!

whew

↓

We did it!

↓

No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!

flag forgot

↓

Mike?

mike

↓

Way to go, Squishy! Way to go, Squishy!

squishy

↓

How?

↓

Misdirection.

↓

The EEKs have been eliminated

eliminated

↓

and Oozma Kappa live to scare another day!

another kappa live oozma oozma-kappa scare

↓

We're Okay! We're Okay! We're Okay!

↓

I've never felt so alive!

alive

↓

We were awesome!

awesome

↓

Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.

real scaring

↓

It was better than what you did.

↓

You should've stuck to my strategy.

shouldve strategy stuck

↓

Whatever.

↓

Talk to me when we start the real Scaring.

real scaring start

↓

Hey! You guys going to the party?

party

↓

Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.

↓

- We don't get invited to... - Party?

invited party

↓

The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.

games mixer rors

↓

It's for the top Scare Teams.

scare teams

↓

See you there!

↓

Did you hear that? I can't believe it!

believe

↓

Uh-uh. Bad idea. This is great.

idea

↓

They're finally seeing us as real Scarers. We're going!

finally real scarers seeing

↓

Do young people still dance?

dance young

↓

Because my moves are a little rusty.

moves rusty

↓

Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.

bring forgot gift

↓

We can't go in there without some scented candles.

candles scented scented-candles

↓

Calm down. We earned this.

calm earned

↓

What if there's a lull in the conversation?

conversation

↓

I never know what to... You know...

↓

Say?

↓

How are you so good at this?

↓

You just took on an angry 50-foot librarian,

angry foot librarian

↓

and you're afraid of a little party?

afraid party

↓

Take a deep breath...

breath deep deep-breath

↓

and in you go!

↓

Hello.

↓

It's Oozma Kappa!

kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

These guys are crazy!

crazy

↓

What you did today was insane!

insane today

↓

That was awesome!

awesome

↓

Oozma Kappa, tonight we party like Scarers!

kappa oozma oozma-kappa party scarers tonight

↓

I've never stayed up this late in my life!

late life stayed

↓

Hey, quiet! Quiet!

quiet

↓

Quiet down, you can-wranglers.

quiet

↓

All right. On behalf of the RORs,

behalf rors

↓

we'd like to congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.

congratulate teams

↓

All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!

↓

I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!

love trick

↓

Very creepy.

creepy

↓

And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games,

finally games scare scare-games surprise team

↓

Oozma Kappa!

kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

Now, I got to admit, fellas,

admit fellas

↓

I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.

bunch

↓

But, boy, was I wrong.

↓

Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!

kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

Oozma Kappa!

kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

Oh!

↓

What?

↓

The most adorable monsters on campus.

adorable campus monsters

↓

Ooh! Oh!

↓

Release the stuffed animals.

animals release stuffed stuffed-animals

↓

Faced!

faced

↓

- Don't worry. - Nobody reads the school paper.

nobody paper reads school worry

↓

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.

quad read

↓

Wooh-hoo!

wooh

↓

Thank you very much.

↓

Okay. Would you like that with two sleeves or four?

four sleeves

↓

Thanks. Tell your friends.

friends thanks

↓

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

↓

Raising a little money for charity.

charity money raising

↓

Yeah? Well, stop it.

↓

You want us to stop raising money for charity?

charity money raising

↓

That's not cool.

cool

↓

This guy hates charity!

charity hates

↓

I want you to stop making us look like fools.

fools

↓

Hey, you're making yourselves look like fools.

fools yourselves

↓

Let's be honest, boys.

boys honest

↓

You're never going to be real Scarers,

real scarers

↓

because real Scarers look like us.

real scarers

↓

But, hey, if you really want to work for a Scare company

company scare

↓

they're always hiring in the mail room.

hiring mail room

↓

Guys, hold on!

↓

Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second. Don't listen to him.

second

↓

We just need to keep trying.

↓

No, you need to stop trying!

↓

You can train monsters like this all you want,

monsters train

↓

but you can't change who they are.

change

↓

Mike...

mike

↓

We appreciate everything you've done, but he's right.

appreciate

↓

No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them.

matter train

↓

We're built

built

↓

for other things.

↓

Sorry, squirt!

squirt

↓

Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.

leagues monsters

↓

The big leagues.

leagues

↓

Guys.

↓

We're going on a little field trip.

field field-trip trip

↓

My tentacle fell asleep.

asleep fell fell-asleep

↓

Thanks, Mom. Have fun, kids!

fun kids thanks

↓

I'll just be here listening to my tunes.

listening tunes

↓

Hey, uh, where are we?

↓

The big leagues.

leagues

↓

Holy roly-poly.

holy

↓

Wow.

↓

Nice fence.

fence

↓

This is amazing, Mike.

amazing mike

↓

We're not stopping here.

stopping

↓

This is crazy. We're going to get arrested!

arrested crazy

↓

Oh, wow.

↓

Whoa...

whoa

↓

Oh!

↓

All Scare Floors now active.

active floors scare

↓

West coast coming online. Scarers coming out.

coast coming online scarers west

↓

Look at them.

↓

They're going into the human world,

human world

↓

and they don't even look scared!

scared

↓

Wow.

↓

Take a good look, fellas.

fellas

↓

See what they all have in common?

common

↓

Uh... No, not really.

↓

Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.

scarer type

↓

The best Scarers use their differences to their advantage.

advantage best differences scarers

↓

Wow.

↓

Terri? Look.

↓

Hey!

↓

Look at that old feller racking up the big numbers!

numbers

↓

Don, that old fella is Earl "The Terror" Thompson!

earl fella terror thompson

↓

What? Where? That's really him?

↓

He held the Scare Record for three years!

held record scare scare-record three three-years years

↓

Oh! Third door from the end!

door third

↓

Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!

carla claws killer

↓

Look! It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!

screaming

↓

I still have his rookie card. Me, too!

card rookie

↓

Doesn't have the speed anymore, but his

anymore speed

↓

technique is flawless. Technique is flawless.

flawless technique

↓

You collected Scare Cards, huh?

cards collected scare

↓

Yep. 450 of them.

↓

Impressive. I have 6,000 still in mint condition,

condition impressive mint

↓

but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.

↓

Hey, look at me! I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!

earl terror thompson

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

Oh, that's great!

↓

That's a pretty good one, Squish.

squish

↓

I've been a real jerk.

jerk real

↓

So have I.

↓

But it's not too late.

late

↓

We could be a great team.

team

↓

We just need to start working together.

start start-working working

↓

Hey!

↓

What are you doing up there?

↓

I can't go back to jail!

jail

↓

Come on!

↓

They're right behind us!

behind

↓

Get back here!

↓

Up there! Get them!

↓

Wooh-hoo-hoo!

wooh

↓

Thanks, brother! Don't mention it.

brother mention thanks

↓

I'm fine, really! It's just a little heart attack.

attack heart heart-attack

↓

Aw... I want a piece of that action!

action piece

↓

Mom! Start the car!

start

↓

What? Start the car!

start

↓

Stop the bar?

↓

The car! Start the car!

start

↓

Oh! Okay.

↓

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

↓

Get in! Get in!

↓

Mom, go! Seat belts.

belts seat

↓

Okay, go!

↓

Does anyone want gum?

↓

Just drive!

drive

↓

Okay. Here we go!

↓

Oh, yeah! Let's break in somewhere else!

break

↓

Rise and shine!

rise shine

↓

Scary feet, scary feet... The kid is in the bathroom!

bathroom feet feet-scary feet-scary-feet scary scary-feet scary-feet-scary

↓

Scary feet, scary feet... Oh, he's back!

feet feet-scary feet-scary-feet scary scary-feet scary-feet-scary

↓

Wake up!

wake

↓

Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!

eight seven thirty

↓

Do I hear thirty-nine?

nine thirty

↓

Come on!

↓

Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa, you're looking good.

kappa looking oozma oozma-kappa

↓

"To frighten a child is the point of a Scare."

child frighten point scare

↓

"If you frighten a teen, then Scarer beware."

beware frighten scarer teen

↓

Okay, scare the little kid.

scare

↓

Avoid the teenager!

avoid teenager

↓

I'm on the phone!

phone

↓

No one understands me!

understands

↓

Whatever.

↓

But, Daddy, I love him!

daddy love

↓

- First place, - Roar Omega Roar!

omega omega-roar place roar roar-omega roar-omega-roar

↓

Second place, Oozma Kappa!

kappa oozma oozma-kappa place second second-place

↓

Wooh!

wooh

↓

Third place, HSS.

place third

↓

You're lame.

lame

↓

"Someone is coming, this could ruin your night."

coming night ruin

↓

"Stay hidden, take cover, and stay out of sight!"

cover hidden sight

↓

You got 10 seconds. Go!

seconds

↓

Kiosk! Pile of leaves! Standing out in the open.

leaves open pile standing

↓

And there should be one more.

↓

How did I do?

↓

Oh! Not too shabby, Don!

↓

Thanks! I cannot get down.

cannot thanks

↓

Zombie snarl!

zombie

↓

Angry poodle. Jazz clown.

angry clown jazz poodle

↓

My Aunt Phyllis.

aunt phyllis

↓

In the morning.

morning

↓

That's what I'm talking about!

↓

Time to go to work.

↓

You're out!

↓

You're out.

↓

Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.

luck tough

↓

Thank you.

↓

Yeah!

↓

Yeah!

↓

We're down to O remaining team,

remaining team

↓

Roar Omega Rr and Oozma Ka!

omega oozma roar roar-omega

↓

Which leads us to the final event!

event final leads

↓

"Every one of your skills will be put to the test."

skills test

↓

"The Scare Simulator will prove who's the best!"

best prove scare simulator

↓

Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare

finally night scare tomorrow tomorrow-night

↓

in front of the whole school!

front school whole whole-school

↓

Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.

attention boys enjoy lasts

↓

After you lose, no one will remember you.

lose remember

↓

Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.

forget lose

↓

Oh, boy. That is a good point.

point

↓

Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!

awesome oozmas

↓

You've got to teach us your moves.

moves teach

↓

Well, then you're gonna want to talk to this guy.

↓

Oh... Sure, I can teach you.

teach

↓

All right. You want to hide behind the chair?

behind chair hide hide-behind

↓

You have to become the chair.

become chair

↓

Thanks for coming, Dean.

coming dean thanks

↓

Dean Hardscrabble!

dean hardscrabble

↓

If we get back into the Scaring program,

program scaring scaring-program

↓

I hope there's no hard feelings.

feelings hard hard-feelings hope

↓

Tomorrow, each of you must prove

must prove tomorrow

↓

that you are undeniably scary.

scary

↓

And I know for a fact that one of you is not.

fact

↓

No. He works harder than anyone.

harder works

↓

Do you think he's scary?

scary

↓

He's the heart and soul of the team!

heart soul team

↓

Do you think he's scary?

scary

↓

We're going to win this thing tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!

tomorrow

↓

We'll finally have our lives back on track.

finally lives track

↓

Hey, Mike?

mike

↓

You know, you've given me a lot of really great tips.

given tips

↓

I'd love to return the favor sometime.

favor love return sometime

↓

Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.

anytime

↓

We're doing this now? Okay.

↓

You've memorized every textbook,

memorized textbook

↓

every Scare Theory, and that is great.

scare theory

↓

Hey!

↓

But now it's time to forget all that.

forget

↓

Just reach deep down and let the scary out!

deep reach scary

↓

Huh. Just feel it.

↓

Exactly. Go wild.

wild

↓

I don't know. I've kind of got my own technique.

technique

↓

Give it a try.

↓

Good, but bigger!

bigger

↓

Nope. You're thinking again.

nope thinking

↓

From the gut!

↓

Let the animal out!

animal

↓

Come on! Dig deep!

deep

↓

Boys! It's a school night!

boys night school

↓

So, how was that?

↓

Up top. Ha-ha!

↓

You know, it did feel different!

↓

I feel like it's all coming together.

coming

↓

Yup, this time tomorrow the whole school is finally going to see

finally school tomorrow whole whole-school

↓

what Mike Wazowski can do.

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

You're darn right.

darn

↓

♪ Monsters University

monsters monsters-university university

↓

♪ We give our heart to you

heart

↓

♪ Wherever children are dreaming

children dreaming

↓

♪ We'll bring them nightmares, too

bring nightmares

↓

♪ Oh, Monsters University

monsters monsters-university university

↓

♪ Alma Mater hail to you

hail

↓

Welcome to the final competition

competition final welcome

↓

of the Scare Gam.

scare

↓

Wooh! Yeah! All right!

wooh

↓

It's time to see how terrifying

terrifying

↓

you really are,

↓

in the Scare Simulators!

scare

↓

But be warned.

warned

↓

Each simulated Se has been set

↓

to the highest difficulty lev.

difficulty highest

↓

First Scarers to the starting line.

line scarers starting starting-line

↓

Okay, just like we planned. I'll go first. Then, Don...

planned

↓

Hold on. Mike's the one who started all this

mikes started

↓

and I think it's only right if he's the one who finishes it.

finishes

↓

I think you should go last.

↓

Yes!

↓

Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!

finish mike strong

↓

All right. Don, you okay going first?

↓

I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.

ready

↓

Oozma Kappa!

kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

Go Oozmas!

oozmas

↓

I'm gonna do it. I'm going to beat this guy.

beat

↓

Hey, Bruiser! You take it easy on grandpa.

easy grandpa

↓

Unleash the beast, Don!

beast unleash

↓

Okay, then.

↓

Huh? Huh?

↓

Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.

easy grandpa thanks

↓

Next group to the starting line.

group line starting starting-line

↓

Let's do this.

↓

Yes! Yeah!

↓

Come on, Art. Come on, buddy.

buddy

↓

You can do it.

↓

Yes!

↓

Aw!

↓

Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!

boggs sullivan

↓

You got this, Sull.

↓

And it's all tied up!

tied

↓

Ah! Tough break for the RORs.

break rors tough tough-break

↓

Huh? Hearts?

hearts

↓

Huh?

↓

Way to go, Boggs!

boggs

↓

Yay!

↓

That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan.

lose sullivan

↓

Worthington and Wazowski, to the starting line.

line starting starting-line wazowski

↓

Hey.

↓

Don't worry about Hardscrabble.

hardscrabble worry

↓

Don't worry about anyone else.

worry

↓

Just go out there and show them what Mike Wazowski can do.

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

Don't take the loss too hard.

hard loss

↓

You never belonged here anyway.

belonged

↓

Amazing performance by Worthington!

amazing performance

↓

- Johnny, you're my hero! - ROR! ROR!

hero johnny

↓

The Oozmas will need a record-breaking.

breaking oozmas record

↓

Scare to win this.

scare

↓

You don't belong on a Scare Floor.

belong floor scare scare-floor

↓

You're not scary.

scary

↓

Come on! Dig deep!

deep

↓

Yeah!

↓

They did it!

↓

Yeah! Hey!

↓

We're in the Scare program! Yeah!

program scare

↓

Come here, you son of a gun!

↓

Way to go!

↓

Yeah!

↓

Oh! A little stuck.

stuck

↓

Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.

pardon

↓

It's Sherrie.

↓

We did it!

↓

Way to go, Oozma Kappa!

kappa oozma oozma-kappa

↓

Thank you! Thanks a lot.

thanks

↓

You rule!

rule

↓

I have never ruled before.

ruled

↓

You guys killed it out there!

killed

↓

Awesome!

awesome

↓

Hey, Wazowski!

wazowski

↓

Come on, let's go, you maniac! We're celebrating.

celebrating maniac

↓

Mike?

mike

↓

I did it.

↓

I can't believe it.

believe

↓

I'm going to be a Scarer!

scarer

↓

Yeah, yes, you are.

↓

You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.

kiddo plenty rest

↓

You haven't seen the last of Mike Wazowski. Boo!

mike mike-wazowski seen wazowski

↓

I knew I was scary. I didn't know I was that scary.

scary

↓

Yeah, we're so scary I guess we broke it.

broke scary

↓

Come on.

↓

It's been tampered with.

↓

Uh, I don't think you should be messing with that.

messing

↓

Why are my settings different?

settings

↓

Mike, we should leave.

mike

↓

Did you do this? Mike.

mike

↓

Did you do this?

↓

I...

↓

Yes, I did. But you don't understand.

↓

Why? Why did you do this?

↓

You know, just in case.

case

↓

In case of what?

case

↓

You don't think I'm scary.

scary

↓

Mike...

mike

↓

You said you believed in me.

believed

↓

But you're just like Hardscrabble.

hardscrabble

↓

You're just like everyone else!

↓

Look, you'll get better and better...

↓

I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!

scary

↓

I just wanted to help. No.

wanted

↓

You just wanted to help yourself.

wanted

↓

Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?

fail team whole whole-team

↓

So your calculations were a little off.

calculations

↓

That door took me all semester.

door semester

↓

It's too dangerous. The Professor's just going to shred it.

dangerous shred

↓

There he is, the big guy.

↓

The first of many trophies, I am sure.

trophies

↓

Sullivan.

sullivan

↓

Nice work out there.

↓

I look forward to having you back in class.

class forward having

↓

Hey, there he is!

↓

Looks like I was wrong about you.

↓

You're one of us after all.

↓

Way to go, Sulley! Welcome back, bro-ham!

sulley welcome

↓

You are one of us now, okay?

↓

Anytime you want to come hang out

anytime hang

↓

and do whatever, you got a crew.

crew

↓

You're a ROR, buddy!

buddy

↓

Hey!

↓

Where are you going?

↓

You did what?

↓

My team had nothing to do with it.

team

↓

It was all me. I cheated.

cheated

↓

I expect you off campus by tomorrow.

campus expect tomorrow

↓

Yes, ma'am.

maam

↓

You're a disgrace to this university

disgrace university

↓

and your family name.

family name

↓

What's going on?

↓

Someone broke into the door lab!

broke door

↓

What?

↓

Oh, no.

↓

Open the door! Don't go in there!

door open

↓

You look funny.

funny

↓

What?

↓

I'm so tired. What's going on?

tired

↓

It's the middle of the night.

middle night

↓

A little funny green guy.

funny green

↓

I want to touch it! It's so cute!

cute touch

↓

James!

james

↓

No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive.

arrive authorities door near

↓

You don't think that could be...

↓

It's Mike.

mike

↓

But he could die out there!

↓

James, wait! We can help.

james

↓

Leave it to the old master of sales.

master sales

↓

We got a call in, but that's the best we can do.

best

↓

Ahem!

ahem

↓

Don Carlton, sales. Folks, today is your lucky day.

carlton folks lucky sales today

↓

How many times have you asked yourself the following question...

asked following question times

↓

Arrest him. Pardon?

arrest pardon

↓

Spread them, pops!

pops spread

↓

Do you mind? Don't move!

mind

↓

What? Sullivan!

sullivan

↓

Don't you dare!

dare

↓

Sullivan! Don't go in there!

sullivan

↓

Mike?

mike

↓

Mike!

mike

↓

The kids said they saw something in the cabin.

cabin kids

↓

They're calling it an alien.

alien calling

↓

It was!

↓

I saw a little green guy!

green

↓

What's the problem, ma'am?

maam problem

↓

Mike?

mike

↓

Bear! A bear in the camp!

bear camp

↓

Call this in to headquarters.

headquarters

↓

Down this way. All right?

↓

I heard something over here!

heard

↓

Mike!

mike

↓

Come on, buddy. Let's get you out of here.

buddy

↓

This is all my fault. I'm sorry.

fault

↓

You were right. They weren't scared of me.

scared

↓

I did everything right.

↓

I wanted it more than anyone.

wanted

↓

And I thought... I thought if I wanted it enough,

wanted

↓

That Mike Wazowski is something special.

mike mike-wazowski special wazowski

↓

And I'm just

↓

not.

↓

Look, Mike, I know how you feel.

mike

↓

Don't do that! Please, don't do that!

↓

You do not know how I feel.

↓

Mike, calm down.

calm mike

↓

Monsters like you have everything. You don't have to be good.

monsters

↓

You can mess up over and over again

mess

↓

and the whole world loves you. Mike...

loves mike whole whole-world world

↓

You'll never know what it's like to fail

fail

↓

because you were born a Sullivan!

born sullivan

↓

Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.

sullivan

↓

I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.

flunked sullivan test

↓

The one who got kicked out of the program,

kicked program

↓

the one who was so afraid to let everyone down

afraid

↓

that I cheated.

cheated

↓

And I lied.

lied

↓

Mike, I'll never know how you feel,

mike

↓

but you're not the only failure here.

failure

↓

I act scary, Mike, but most of the time

mike scary

↓

I'm terrified.

terrified

↓

How come you never told me that before?

↓

Because

↓

we weren't friends before.

friends

↓

Check the lake!

check lake

↓

I heard something here!

heard

↓

This way!

↓

I saw movement!

movement

↓

Over there!

↓

Sulley!

sulley

↓

He's cornered!

cornered

↓

No!

↓

They're still in there!

↓

Until the authorities arrive, this door stays off!

arrive authorities door stays

↓

No! You can't do that! No!

↓

Enough! I want this room cleared now!

cleared room

↓

You can't do this!

↓

We got to get out of here!

↓

Let them come. What?

↓

If we scare them, I mean really scare them,

scare

↓

we could generate enough scream

generate scream

↓

to power the door from this side!

door power side

↓

What are you talking about?

↓

I have read every book about Scaring ever written.

book read scaring written

↓

This could work!

↓

They're adults. I can't do this.

adults

↓

Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.

follow lead

↓

Mama!

mama

↓

Mama!

mama

↓

Mama...

mama

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What the...

↓

Now what? Phase two.

phase

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Keep together.

↓

Are you ready?

ready

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Mike, I can't. Yes, you can.

mike

↓

Stop being a Sullivan and start being you.

start sullivan

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Call for backup.

backup

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Assistance on the north side.

assistance north north-side side

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Repeat, we need assistance on the north side.

assistance north north-side repeat side

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Ranger, answer me, what's your 20?

answer ranger

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We need assistance on the north side. We have a...

assistance north north-side side

↓

Look! What was it?

↓

Let's go.

↓

Sulley, come on!

sulley

↓

How?

↓

How did you do this?

↓

Don't ask me.

↓

Move, move, move! This is a 54-23 in progress.

progress

↓

All right, everybody, clear out.

clear everybody

↓

Secure the perimeter.

perimeter secure

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No child breach. No child breach.

breach child

↓

You ruined our doors!

doors ruined

↓

I've been working on my door all semester!

door semester working

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Let's go, you two.

↓

You're alive!

alive

↓

We are so glad you're safe.

glad safe

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Hey, wait!

↓

That's for the university president to decide.

decide president university

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But you can be sure we'll be watching these two.

watching

↓

Always watching.

watching

↓

Expelled?

expelled

↓

So, you're leaving?

leaving

↓

Yeah, buddy. We have to go.

buddy

↓

Harsh, man.

harsh

↓

I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program

program scaring scaring-program

↓

right now if it wasn't for us.

↓

What?

↓

Well, it is the gosh-darnedest thing.

gosh

↓

Hard scrabble's letting us into the Scare program.

hard letting program scare

↓

What?

↓

She was impressed with our performance in the games.

games impressed performance

↓

She invited us to join next semester!

invited join semester

↓

Congratulations, guys!

congratulations

↓

And that's not the only piece of good news.

news piece

↓

Sherrie and I are engaged!

engaged

↓

Oh. Who is Sherrie?

↓

She's my Mom.

↓

Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!

favorite fellas

↓

Come here. Give me some sugar.

sugar

↓

Oh!

↓

Ugh! So uncomfortable.

uncomfortable

↓

Oh, come on, Scott.

scott

↓

I don't want you to think of me as your new Dad.

↓

After all, we're fraternity brothers first.

brothers fraternity

↓

This is so weird.

weird

↓

Just think of me as your big brother

brother

↓

that's marrying your mother.

marrying mother

↓

Wait. Hold on.

↓

We're brothers who share the same Mom slash wife.

brothers share slash wife

↓

That's worse.

worse

↓

Well, I guess we should be going now.

↓

Promise me you'll keep in touch.

promise touch

↓

You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met.

bunch monsters scariest

↓

Don't let anyone tell you different.

↓

So, what now?

↓

You know, for the first time in my life, I don't really have a plan.

life plan

↓

You're the great Mike Wazowski. You'll come up with something.

mike mike-wazowski wazowski

↓

I think it's time I leave the greatness to other monsters.

greatness monsters

↓

I'm okay just being okay.

↓

So long, Sull.

↓

So long.

↓

Wazowski!

wazowski

↓

Whoa! Stop the bus!

whoa

↓

Are you crazy?

crazy

↓

Mike,

mike

↓

I don't know a single Scarer who can do what you do.

scarer single

↓

I know, everyone sees us together,

sees

↓

they think I'm the one running the show, but the truth is,

running truth

↓

I've been riding your coattails since day one!

riding

↓

You made the deal with Hardscrabble.

deal hardscrabble

↓

You took a hopeless team and made them champions.

champions hopeless team

↓

All I did was catch a pig!

catch

↓

Technically, I caught the pig.

caught technically

↓

Exactly! And you think you're just okay?

↓

You pulled off the biggest Scare this school has ever seen!

biggest pulled scare school seen

↓

That wasn't me! That was you!

↓

You think I could have done that without you?

↓

I didn't even bring a pencil on the first day of school.

bring pencil school

↓

Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.

mike scary

↓

But you are fearless.

fearless

↓

And if Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just...

hardscrabble

↓

I can just what?

↓

Careful, Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.

careful sullivan warming

↓

Sorry.

↓

Well, gentlemen,

gentlemen

↓

it seems you made the front page again.

front page seems

↓

The two of you did something together

↓

that no one has ever done before.

↓

You surprised me.

surprised

↓

Perhaps I should keep an eye out for more surprises

perhaps surprises

↓

like you in my program.

program

↓

But as far as the two of you are concerned

concerned

↓

there is nothing I can do for you now.

↓

Except, perhaps, wish you luck.

except luck perhaps wish

↓

And, Mr. Wazowski, keep surprising people.

surprising wazowski

↓

You know, there is still one way

↓

we can work at a Scare company.

company scare

↓

They're always hiring in the mail room.

hiring mail room

↓

This is better than I ever imagined!

imagined

↓

I bet we break the all-time record in our first year.

break record

↓

Mike, we're mail guys.

mail mike

↓

I know. I'm talking about the record for letters delivered!

delivered letters record

↓

All right, newbies, quit goofing around.

goofing newbies quit

↓

I'll have you know tampering with the mail is a crime

crime mail

↓

punishable by banishment! Yes, sir.

↓

We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.

snowman

↓

The team of Wazowski and Sullivan

sullivan team wazowski

↓

are going to change the world starting today!

change starting today world

↓

Say scream!

scream

↓

Scream! Scream!

scream

↓

Wazowski, good luck on your first day!

luck wazowski

↓

Thanks, Merv.

thanks

↓

Good luck, Mike!

luck mike

↓

You coming, Coach?

coach coming

↓

You better believe it.

believe

↓

I made it! My first day of class!

class

↓

Uh, the school year's over, son. You missed it.

missed school years

↓

Great.