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Fight Club

Season 1, Episode 1 — Fight Club

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People are always asking me

asking

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if I know Tyler Durden.

durden tyler tyler-durden

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3 minutes.

minutes

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Ground zero.

ground zero

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Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?

mark occasion words

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,

barrel teeth

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you speak only in vowels.

speak

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second I totally forget

forget second

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about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing,

controlled tylers whole

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

clean wonder

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Getting exciting now.

exciting

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That old saying,

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how you always hurt the one you love?

hurt love

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Well, it works both ways.

ways works

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We have front row seats

front seats

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for this theater of mass destruction.

destruction mass theater

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The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem

committee mayhem project

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wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings

buildings dozen foundation wrapped

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with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes,

blasting minutes

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primary charges will blow base charges

base blow charges primary

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and a few square blocks

blocks square

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will be reduced to smoldering rubble.

reduced rubble

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I know this...

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because Tyler knows this.

knows tyler

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2 1/2.

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Think of everything we've accomplished.

accomplished

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And suddenly, I realize that all of this:

realize suddenly

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The gun, the bombs, the revolution...

bombs revolution

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has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer.

girl girl-named marla marla-singer named singer

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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.

bitch tits

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This was a support group for men with testicular cancer.

cancer group support support-group testicular testicular-cancer

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The big moosey slobbering all over me,

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that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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8 months ago, Bob's testicles were removed.

bobs months removed testicles

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Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch-tits

bitch developed therapy tits

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because his testosterone was too high,

testosterone

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and his body upped the estrogen.

body

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And that was where I fit...

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They're gonna have to open up my pecks again

open

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and drain the fluid.

drain fluid

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Between those huge, sweating tits

huge sweating tits

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that hung enormous the way you'd think of Gods as big.

enormous hung

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OK. You cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

start

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For 6 months, I couldn't sleep.

months sleep

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I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep.

sleep

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

nothings real

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Everything's far away.

everythings

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Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.

copy everythings

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When deep space exploration ramps up,

deep exploration space

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it'll be the corporations that names everything:

corporations itll names

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The I.B.M. Stellar sphere,

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the Microsoft Galaxy,

galaxy

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Planet Starbucks.

planet starbucks

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Gonna need you out of town a little more this week.

town week

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We got some red flags to cover.

cover

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It must've been Tuesday.

mustve tuesday

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He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.

blue wearing

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You want me to deprioritize my current reports

current reports

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until you advise of a status upgrade?

advise status upgrade

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Make these your primary action items.

action items primary

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Here's your flight coupons.

coupons flight

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Call me from the road if there's any snags.

road

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He was full of pep.

full

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Must have had his grandee latte enema.

latte must

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Like so many others, I had become a slave

become others slave

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to the IKEA nesting instinct.

instinct

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Uh, yes. I'd like to order the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.

dust order

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Please hold.

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If I saw something clever

clever

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Like a little coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,

coffee coffee-table shape table yang

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I had to have it.

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The Klipske personal office unit,

office personal unit

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the Hovetrekke home exert-bike,

bike home

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or the Johannshamn sofa

sofa

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with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

green pattern stripe

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Even the Rizlampa wire lamps

lamps wire

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of environmentally friendly unbleached paper.

friendly paper

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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:

flip wonder

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What kind of dining set defines me as a person?

defines dining person

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I had it all.

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Even the glass dishes

dishes glass

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with tiny bubbles and imperfections.

bubbles tiny

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Proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple,

honest proof simple

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hard-working indigenous peoples of -

hard indigenous peoples working

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Please hold.

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Wherever.

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I was holding.

holding

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We used to read pornography.

pornography read used

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

collection

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No, you can't die from insomnia.

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What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off. I wake up in strange places.

places strange wake

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I have no idea how I got there.

idea

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You need to lighten up.

lighten

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Can you please just get me something?

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Red and blue Tuenois, lipstick-red Seconais.

blue lipstick

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No. You need healthy natural sleep.

healthy natural sleep

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Chew some Valerian root and get more exercise.

chew exercise root

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Hey, come on. I'm in pain.

pain

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You wanna see pain?

pain

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Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights.

nights swing tuesday

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See the guys with testicular cancer.

cancer testicular testicular-cancer

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That's pain.

pain

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I always wanted 3 kids,

kids wanted

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2 boys and a girl.

boys girl

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Mindy wanted 2 girls and a boy.

girls mindy wanted

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We never could agree on anything.

agree

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Well, uh, you know, she-

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She had her first child last week, a...

child week

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a girl.

girl

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With-With her, uh, with her new husband.

husband

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Fuck.

fuck

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Hey-Hey, thank God, you know.

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I'm-I'm glad for her.

glad

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Because she deserves it.

deserves

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us.

sharing thomas

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Thank you, Thomas.

thomas

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I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage,

courage room

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and that gives me strength.

gives strength

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We give each other strength.

strength

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

ones

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So let's all of us here follow Thomas' good example

example follow thomas

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and really open ourselves up.

open

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Would you find a partner?

partner

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And this is how I met the big moosey...

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Come on. Let's go over here.

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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears...

eyes shrink tears wrapped

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knees together, those awkward little steps.

awkward knees steps

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My name is Bob.

name

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Bob.

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Bob had been a champion body-builder.

body champion

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You know that chest-expansion program

chest program

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you see on late-night TV? That was his idea.

idea late night

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I was a juicer.

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You know, using steroids.

steroids using

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Diabonal and...

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Wistrol. Oh, they use that

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on racehorses, for Christ sakes.

christ christ-sakes sakes

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And now I'm bankrupt.

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I'm divorced.

divorced

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My 2 grown kids...

grown kids

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won't even return my phone calls.

calls phone phone-calls return

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Strangers with this kind of honesty

honesty strangers

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make me go a big rubbery one.

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Go ahead, Cornelius.

ahead go-ahead

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You can cry.

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And then, something happened.

happened

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I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion...

lost oblivion

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dark and silent and complete.

complete dark silent

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I found freedom.

found freedom

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Losing all hope was freedom.

freedom hope losing

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

babies sleep

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I became addicted.

addicted became

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Come on.

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If I didn't say anything...

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people always assumed the worst.

assumed worst

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Welcome, Travis.

welcome

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Welcome, Travis.

welcome

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They cried harder...

cried harder

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then I cried harder.

cried harder

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Now we're going to open the green door,

door green open

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the heart chakra.

heart

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I wasn't really dying.

dying

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

cancer host parasites

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I was the warm little center

center warm

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that the life of this world crowded around.

crowded life world

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Imagine your pain

imagine pain

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as a white ball of healing light.

ball healing light white

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It moves over your body, healing you.

body healing moves

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Now, keep this going. Remember to breathe,

breathe remember

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and step forward

forward step step-forward

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through the back door of the room.

door room

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Where does it lead?

lead

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To your cave.

cave

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Step forward into your cave.

cave forward step step-forward

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave,

cave deeper

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and you're going to find your power animal.

animal power

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Slide.

slide

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Every evening, I died...

died evening

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and every evening, I was born again.

born evening

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought

loved

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my testicles were removed, too.

removed testicles

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Being there...

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pressed against his tits,

pressed tits

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ready to cry.

ready

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This was my vacation.

vacation

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And she ruined everything.

ruined

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This is cancer, right?

cancer

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This chick Marla Singer

chick marla marla-singer singer

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did not have testicular cancer.

cancer testicular testicular-cancer

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She was a liar.

liar

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She had no diseases at all.

diseases

↓

I had seen her at Free and Clear

clear free seen

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my blood parasites group Thursdays.

blood group parasites thursdays

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Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle cell circle.

cell circle hope

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And again at Seize the Day,

seize

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my tuberculosis Friday night.

friday friday-night night

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Marla, the big tourist.

marla tourist

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Her lie reflected my lie,

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and suddenly, I felt nothing.

suddenly

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I couldn't cry.

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So once again, I couldn't sleep.

sleep

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Next group, after guided meditation,

group guided meditation

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after we open our heart chakras,

heart open

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when it's time to hug,

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I'm gonna grab that little bitch

bitch grab

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Marla Singer and scream...

marla marla-singer scream singer

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Marla, you liar! You big tourist!

liar marla tourist

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I need this! Now get out!

↓

I hadn't slept in 4 days.

days slept

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Absolutely. We'll just let that dry.

absolutely

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When you have insomnia,

↓

you're never really asleep...

asleep

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and you're never really awake.

awake

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To begin tonight's communion,

begin tonights

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Chloe would like to say a few words.

chloe words

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Oh, yeah... Chloe.

chloe

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Chloe looked the way

chloe looked

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Meryl Streep's skeleton would look

skeleton

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if you made it smile and walk around the party

party smile walk

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being extra nice to everybody.

everybody extra

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Well, I'm still here,

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but I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty

certainty

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as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

news

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I no longer have

longer

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any fear of death.

death fear

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But I am in a pretty lonely place.

lonely place

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No one will have sex with me.

↓

I'm so close to the end,

close

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and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

laid

↓

I have pornographic movies in my apartment,

apartment movies pornographic

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and lubricants and amyl nitrate.

nitrate

↓

Chloe...

chloe

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

chloe

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Now, let's... ready ourselves

ready

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for guided meditation.

guided meditation

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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.

cave entrance standing

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You step inside your cave, and you walk.

cave step walk

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If I did have a tumor...

tumor

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I'd name it Marla.

marla name

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Marla...

marla

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the little scratch on the roof of your mouth

mouth roof scratch

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that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it,

heal

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but you can't.

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...deeper into your cave

cave deeper

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as you walk.

walk

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You feel the healing energy of this place

energy healing place

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all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

animal power

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Slide.

slide

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OK. Now let's partner up.

partner

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

pick special tonight

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Hey.

↓

We need to talk.

↓

Sure.

↓

I'm onto you.

↓

What?

↓

Yeah. You're a faker.

↓

You're not dying.

dying

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Sorry?

↓

In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense of the word,

philosophy sense word

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I know we're all - we're all dying, all right?

dying

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But you're not dying the way Chloe back there is dying.

chloe dying

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So?

↓

So you're a tourist.

tourist

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OK? I've seen you. I saw you-

seen

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saw you at melanoma,

melanoma

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saw you at tuberculosis,

↓

I saw you at testicular cancer.

cancer testicular testicular-cancer

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I saw you practicing this.

practicing

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Practicing what?

practicing

↓

Telling me off.

telling

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Is it going as well as you hoped...

hoped

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"RUPERT"?

rupert

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I'll expose you.

expose

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Go ahead. I'll expose you.

ahead expose go-ahead

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All right, come together.

↓

Let yourselves cry.

yourselves

↓

Oh, God, why are you doing this?

↓

It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.

cheaper coffee free movie

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No, look...

↓

this is important, OK?

↓

These are my groups.

groups

↓

I've been coming here for over a year.

coming

↓

Why do you do it?

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I don't know.

↓

When people think you're dying,

dying

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man, they really, really listen to you

↓

instead of just...

↓

Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.

speak waiting

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Yeah.

↓

Yeah.

↓

Share yourself... completely.

completely share

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OK, you don't want to get into this.

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It becomes an addiction.

addiction becomes

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Really?

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I'm not kidding.

kidding

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I can't cry if there's another faker present,

another present

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and I need this.

↓

So you got to find somewhere else to go.

↓

Candy stripe a cancer ward.

cancer candy stripe ward

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It's not my problem.

problem

↓

Wait, wait, wait.

↓

Whoa. Hold on. I'll tell you.

whoa

↓

We're gonna split up the week, OK?

split week

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You take lymphoma and tuberculosis-

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You take tuberculosis.

↓

My smoking doesn't go over at all.

smoking

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OK. Good. Fine.

↓

Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think.

cancer contest testicular testicular-cancer

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Well, technically,

technically

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I have more right to be there than you.

↓

You still have your bails.

↓

You're kidding.

kidding

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I don't know. Am I?

↓

No. No.

↓

What do you want?

↓

I'll take the parasites.

parasites

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You can't have both the parasites,

parasites

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but why don't you take the blood parasites-

blood parasites

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I want brain parasites.

brain parasites

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I'll take the blood parasites,

blood parasites

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but I'm gonna take the organic brain dementia-

brain dementia organic

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I want that.

↓

You can't have the whole brain.

brain whole

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So far you have 4. I only have 2.

↓

OK.

↓

Take both the parasites. They're yours.

parasites

↓

Now we both have 3.

↓

Hey, you left half your clothes!

clothes half left

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What, are you selling those?

selling

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Yes! I'm selling some clothes.

clothes selling

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So,

↓

we each have 3. That's 6.

↓

What about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer.

bowel cancer seventh

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The girl had done her homework.

girl homework

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Thank you.

↓

No. No, I...

↓

I want bowel cancer.

bowel cancer

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That's your favorite, too?

favorite

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Try to slip it by me, eh?

slip

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Look, we're gonna split it, OK?

split

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Take the first and third Sunday of the month.

month sunday third

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Deal.

deal

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Looks like this is good-bye.

↓

Well, let's not make a big thing out of it, OK?

↓

How's this for not making a big thing?

↓

Hey, Marla!

marla

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Marla!

marla

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May-Maybe we should exchange numbers.

exchange numbers

↓

Should we?

↓

W-We might want to switch nights.

might nights switch

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OK.

↓

This is how I met Marla Singer.

marla marla-singer singer

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Marla's philosophy of life

life philosophy

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was that she might die at any moment.

might moment

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The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

tragedy

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It doesn't have your name.

name

↓

Who are you,

↓

Cornelius, Rupert,

rupert

↓

Travis,

↓

any of the stupid names

names stupid

↓

you give each night?

night

↓

You wake up at SeaTac.

wake

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S.F.O...

↓

L.A.X...

↓

You wake up at O'Hare...

wake

↓

Dallas-Fort Worth...

dallas fort worth

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B.W.I...

↓

Pacific, mountain, central...

central mountain pacific

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Lose an hour, gain an hour...

gain hour lose

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Check-in for that flight doesn't begin

begin check flight

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for another 2 hours, sir.

another hours

↓

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

ending life minute

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You wake up at Air Harbor international...

harbor international wake

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...the aircraft has come to a complete stop.

complete

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If you wake up at a different time,

wake

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in a different place,

place

↓

could you wake up as a different person?

person wake

↓

Everywhere I travel,

travel

↓

tiny life...

life tiny

↓

single-serving sugar...

serving single sugar

↓

single-serving cream...

cream serving single

↓

single pat of butter...

butter single

↓

a microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit.

hobby microwave

↓

Shampoo-conditioner combos.

conditioner shampoo

↓

Sample package mouthwash, tiny bars of soap.

bars package sample soap tiny

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The people I meet on each flight,

flight meet

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they're single-serving friends.

friends serving single

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Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together,

landing

↓

but that's all we get.

↓

Welcome!

welcome

↓

On a long enough timeline,

timeline

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the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

drops rate survival zero

↓

I was a recall coordinator.

coordinator recall

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My job was to apply the formula.

apply formula

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Here's where the infant

infant

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went through the windshield.

windshield

↓

3 points.

points

↓

A new car built by my company

built company

↓

leaves somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour.

hour leaves miles traveling

↓

The rear differential locks up.

differential locks rear

↓

The teenager's braces

braces teenagers

↓

are wrapped around the back seat ashtray.

seat wrapped

↓

Might make a good antismoking ad.

might

↓

The car crashes and burns

burns crashes

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with everyone trapped inside.

trapped

↓

Now, should we initiate a recall?

recall

↓

The father must've been huge.

father huge mustve

↓

You see where the fat

↓

has burned to the seat,

burned seat

↓

the polyester shirt?

shirt

↓

- Very modern art. - Ha ha ha!

modern

↓

Take the number of vehicles in the field, "A,"

field number vehicles

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multiply it by the probable rate of failure, "B,"

failure multiply rate

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then multiply the result

multiply result

↓

by the average out-of - court settlement, "C."

average court settlement

↓

"A" times "B" times "C"

times

↓

equals "X."

equals

↓

If "X" is less than the cost of a recall,

cost less recall

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we don't do one.

↓

Are there a lot

↓

of these kinds of accidents?

accidents kinds

↓

You wouldn't believe.

believe

↓

Which car company do you work for?

company

↓

A major one.

major

↓

Every time the plane banked too sharply

plane sharply

↓

on takeoff or landing,

landing

↓

I prayed for a crash

crash

↓

or a midair collision.

collision

↓

Anything.

↓

Life insurance pays off triple

insurance life life-insurance pays triple

↓

if you die on a business trip.

business business-trip trip

↓

"If you are seated in an emergency exit row..."

emergency exit seated

↓

Yeah...

↓

"And you feel you would be unable

unable

↓

or unwilling to perform the duties

duties perform

↓

Listed on the safety card,

card listed safety

↓

please ask a flight attendant

attendant flight

↓

to reseat you."

↓

It's a lot of responsibility.

responsibility

↓

Wanna switch seats?

seats switch switch-seats

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No. I'm not sure I'm the man

↓

for that particular job.

particular

↓

An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet.

door exit feet procedure

↓

Mm-hmm.

↓

The illusion of safety.

illusion safety

↓

Yeah. I guess so.

↓

You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?

masks oxygen planes

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So you can breathe.

breathe

↓

Oxygen gets you high.

oxygen

↓

In a catastrophic emergency,

emergency

↓

you're taking giant panicked breaths.

giant panicked

↓

Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.

become docile suddenly

↓

You accept your fate.

accept fate

↓

It's all right here.

↓

Emergency water landing-

emergency landing water

↓

600 miles an hour.

hour miles

↓

Blank faces,

blank faces

↓

calm as Hindu cows.

calm cows hindu

↓

That's, um...

↓

That's an interesting theory.

interesting theory

↓

What do you do?

↓

What do you mean?

↓

What do you do for a living?

living

↓

Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?

interested pretend

↓

OK.

↓

You have a kind of sick desperation

desperation sick

↓

in your laugh.

laugh

↓

We have the exact same briefcase.

briefcase exact

↓

Soap.

soap

↓

Sorry?

↓

I make and I sell soap-

sell soap

↓

the yard stick of civilization.

civilization stick yard

↓

And this is how I met...

↓

"Tyler Durden."

durden tyler tyler-durden

↓

Did you know, if you mixed equal parts

equal mixed parts

↓

of gasoline and frozen or angejuice concentrate,

concentrate frozen gasoline

↓

you can make napalm?

↓

No, I did not know that. Is that true?

↓

That's right.

↓

One can make all kinds of explosives

kinds

↓

using simple household items.

household items simple using

↓

Really?

↓

If one were so inclined.

↓

Tyler, you are, by far, the most interesting

interesting tyler

↓

"single-serving" friend I've ever met.

friend serving single

↓

See, obviously,

obviously

↓

everything on a plane is single-serving, even-

plane serving single

↓

Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

clever

↓

Thank you.

↓

How's that working out for you?

working

↓

What?

↓

Being clever.

clever

↓

Great.

↓

Keep it up, then.

↓

Right up.

↓

Now a question of etiquette.

question

↓

As I pass,

pass

↓

do I give you the ass or the crotch?

crotch

↓

How I came to live with Tyler is...

live tyler

↓

airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage.

airlines luggage policy vibrating

↓

Was-Was it ticking?

ticking

↓

Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking,

ticking worry

↓

'cause modern bombs don't tick.

bombs modern tick

↓

Sorry. "Throwers"?

↓

Baggage handlers.

baggage

↓

But when a suitcase vibrates,

suitcase vibrates

↓

then the thrower's gotta call the police.

police

↓

My suitcase... was vibrating?

suitcase vibrating

↓

9 times out of 10, it's an electric razor,

electric razor times

↓

but every once in a while...

↓

it's a dildo.

dildo

↓

Of course, it's company policy

company course policy

↓

never to imply ownership

ownership

↓

in the event of a dildo.

dildo event

↓

We have to use the indefinite article

article

↓

a dildo.

dildo

↓

Never your dildo.

dildo

↓

I don't own a-

↓

I had everything in that suitcase-

suitcase

↓

my CK shirts,

shirts

↓

my DKNY shoes,

shoes

↓

my AX ties.

ties

↓

Never mind.

mind

↓

Hey! That's my car!

↓

Home was a condo on the 15th floor

condo floor home

↓

of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals.

cabinet filing professionals young

↓

The walls were solid concrete.

concrete solid walls

↓

A foot of concrete's important

foot

↓

when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go

door hearing neighbor

↓

and has to watch game shows at full volume...

full game shows volume watch

↓

Or when a volcanic blast

blast

↓

and debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects

effects furniture personal used

↓

blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows

blows ceiling floor windows

↓

and sails flaming into the night.

flaming night

↓

I suppose these things happen.

happen suppose

↓

There's nothing up there.

↓

You can't go into the unit.

unit

↓

Police orders.

orders police

↓

Do you have somebody you can call?

somebody

↓

How embarrassing.

embarrassing

↓

A house full of condiments and no food.

food full house house-full

↓

The police would later tell me

police

↓

that the pilot light might have gone out,

gone light might pilot

↓

Letting out just a little bit of gas.

letting

↓

That gas could have slowly filled the condo-

condo filled slowly

↓

1,700 square feet of high ceilings

feet square

↓

for days and days.

days

↓

Then the refrigerator's compressor could've clicked on.

clicked couldve

↓

Yeah?

↓

I can hear you breathing, you-

breathing

↓

If you asked me now,

asked

↓

I couldn't tell you why I called him.

called

↓

Hello?

↓

Who's this?

↓

Tyler?

tyler

↓

Who is this?

↓

Um, ahem, we met on the airplane.

ahem airplane

↓

We had the same suitcase.

suitcase

↓

Uh, the clever guy.

clever

↓

Oh, yeah. Right. OK?

↓

I called a second ago.

called second

↓

There was no answer. I'm at a pay phone.

answer phone

↓

Yeah. I star-69ed you.

star

↓

I never pick up my phone.

phone pick

↓

So, what's up, man?

↓

Uh, well...

↓

you're not gonna believe this.

believe

↓

You know, man, it could be worse.

worse

↓

A woman could cut off your penis

penis woman

↓

while you're sleeping

sleeping

↓

and toss it out the window

toss window

↓

of a moving car.

moving

↓

There's always that.

↓

I don't know, its just...

↓

when you buy furniture,

furniture

↓

you tell yourself, that's it.

↓

That's the last sofa I'm gonna need.

sofa

↓

Whatever else happens,

happens

↓

I've got that sofa problem handled.

handled problem sofa

↓

I had it all.

↓

I had a stereo that was very decent,

decent stereo

↓

a wardrobe that was getting very respectable.

respectable wardrobe

↓

I was close to being complete.

close complete

↓

Shit, man. Now it's all gone.

gone

↓

All gone.

gone

↓

Hmm. All gone.

gone

↓

Do you know what a duvet is?

duvet

↓

Comforter.

↓

It's a blanket.

blanket

↓

Just a blanket.

blanket

↓

Why do guys like you and I

↓

know what a duvet is?

duvet

↓

Is this essential to our survival

essential survival

↓

in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?

hunter sense word

↓

No.

↓

What are we, then?

↓

We're, uh, you know, consumers...

↓

Right. We're consumers.

↓

We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

lifestyle obsession products

↓

Murder, crime, poverty-

crime murder poverty

↓

these things don't concern me.

concern

↓

What concerns me are celebrity magazines,

celebrity concerns magazines

↓

television with 500 channels,

channels television

↓

some guy's name on my underwear.

name underwear

↓

Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

↓

Martha Stewart.

martha stewart

↓

Fuck Martha Stewart.

fuck martha stewart

↓

Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic.

brass titanic

↓

It's all going down, man.

↓

So fuck off with your sofa units

fuck sofa units

↓

and Strinne green stripe patterns.

green patterns stripe

↓

I say, never be complete.

complete

↓

I say, stop being perfect.

perfect

↓

I say, let's... let's evolve.

evolve

↓

Let the chips fall where they may.

chips fall

↓

But that's me, and I could be wrong.

↓

Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

tragedy

↓

No. Its just stuff.

stuff

↓

It's not a tragedy, but...

tragedy

↓

Well, you did lose

lose

↓

a lot of versatile solutions for modern living.

living modern solutions versatile

↓

Fuck. You're right.

fuck

↓

No. I don't smoke.

smoke

↓

My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...

cover insurance

↓

What?

↓

The things you own end up owning you.

owning

↓

But do what you like, man.

↓

Oh, it's late.

late

↓

Hey, thanks for the beer.

beer thanks

↓

Yeah, man.

↓

I should find a hotel.

hotel

↓

Oh.

↓

What?

↓

What?

↓

A hotel.

hotel

↓

Yeah.

↓

Just ask, man.

↓

What are you talking about?

↓

Oh, God.

↓

3 pitchers of beer,

beer pitchers

↓

and you still can't ask.

↓

What?

↓

You called me 'cause you needed a place to stay.

called needed place

↓

Oh, hey, no, no, no.

↓

Yes, you did. So just ask.

↓

Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

foreplay

↓

Would that be a problem?

problem

↓

Is it a problem for you to ask?

problem

↓

Can I stay at your place?

place

↓

Yeah.

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

I want you to do me a favor.

favor

↓

Yeah, sure.

↓

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

hard

↓

What?

↓

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

hard

↓

Let me tell you a little bit

↓

about Tyler Durden.

durden tyler tyler-durden

↓

Tyler was a night person.

night person tyler

↓

While the rest of us were sleeping,

rest sleeping

↓

he worked.

worked

↓

He had one part-time job as a projectionist.

part

↓

See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel.

movie reel

↓

It comes on a few.

comes

↓

So someone has to be there to switch the projectors

switch

↓

at the exact moment that one reel ends

ends exact moment reel

↓

and the next one begins.

begins

↓

If you look for it, you can see these little dots

dots

↓

come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen.

corner hand screen upper

↓

In the industry,

industry

↓

we call them "cigarette burns."

burns cigarette

↓

That's the cue for a changeover.

↓

He flips the projectors,

flips

↓

the movie keeps right on going,

keeps movie

↓

and nobody in the audience has any idea.

audience idea nobody

↓

Why would anyone want this shit-job?

↓

Because it affords him other interesting opportunities.

interesting opportunities

↓

Like splicing single frames of pornography

pornography single splicing

↓

into family films.

family films

↓

So when the snoot y cat and the courageous dog

courageous

↓

with the celebrity voices

celebrity voices

↓

meet for the first time in reel 3,

meet reel

↓

that's when you'll catch a flash

catch flash

↓

of Tyler's contribution to the film.

contribution film tylers

↓

Nobody knows that they saw it,

knows nobody nobody-knows

↓

but they did.

↓

A nice big cock.

cock

↓

Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.

catch hummingbird tyler

↓

Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter

banquet sometimes tyler waiter works

↓

at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.

hotel luxurious

↓

He was the guerilla terrorist

terrorist

↓

of the food service industry.

food industry service

↓

Do not watch.

watch

↓

I cannot go when you watch.

cannot watch

↓

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,

apart lobster

↓

he farted on meringues,

farted

↓

sneezed on braised endive.

sneezed

↓

And as for the cream of mushroom soup,

cream mushroom soup

↓

well...

↓

Go ahead, tell them.

ahead go-ahead

↓

You get the idea.

idea

↓

What do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?

↓

Come on. Do me this one favor.

favor

↓

Why?

↓

Why? I don't know why. I don't know.

↓

I've never been in a fight. Have you?

fight

↓

No, but that's a good thing.

↓

No, it is not.

↓

How much can you know about yourself

↓

if youve never been in a fight?

fight

↓

I don't wanna die without any scars.

scars

↓

So, come on, hit me before I lose my nerve.

lose nerve

↓

God, this is crazy.

crazy

↓

So go crazy. Let 'er rip.

crazy

↓

Hey, I don't know about this.

↓

I don't, either, but who gives a shit?

gives

↓

No one's watching. What do you care?

care ones watching

↓

Wait. This is crazy. You want me to hit you?

crazy

↓

That's right.

↓

What, like, in the face?

face

↓

Surprise me.

surprise

↓

This is so fucking stupid.

fucking fucking-stupid stupid

↓

Ohh!

↓

Motherfucker!

motherfucker

↓

You hit me in the ear.

↓

Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.

jesus

↓

Ow! Christ!

christ

↓

Why the ear, man?

↓

Aw, I fucked it up.

fucked

↓

No. That was perfect.

perfect

↓

Ohh! Uhh!

↓

Nah, it's all right.

↓

That really hurts.

hurts

↓

Right.

↓

Hit me again.

↓

No. You hit me.

↓

Come on.

↓

We should do this again sometime.

sometime

↓

Where's your car?

↓

What car?

↓

I don't know how Tyler found that house,

found house tyler

↓

but he said he'd been there for a year.

↓

It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.

looked torn waiting

↓

Most of the windows were boarded up.

boarded windows

↓

There was no lock on the front door

door front front-door lock

↓

from when the police or whoever kicked it in.

kicked police

↓

The stairs were ready to collapse.

collapse ready stairs

↓

I didn't know if he owned it or if he was squatting.

owned

↓

Neither would have surprised me.

surprised

↓

Yeah. That's you.

↓

That's me.

↓

That's the toilet.

toilet

↓

Good?

↓

Yeah. Thanks.

thanks

↓

What a shit-hole.

hole

↓

Nothing worked.

worked

↓

Turning on one light

light turning

↓

meant another light in the house went out.

another house light meant

↓

There were no neighbors,

neighbors

↓

just some warehouses and a paper mill-

mill paper

↓

that fart smell of steam,

fart smell steam

↓

the hamster cage smell of wood chips.

cage chips hamster smell wood

↓

After work tomorrow, we'll be-

tomorrow

↓

Hey. What have we here?

↓

Hey, guys.

↓

Hey.

↓

It's cool.

cool

↓

Ohh!

↓

Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.

kill power

↓

By the end of the first month,

month

↓

I didn't miss TV.

miss

↓

I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.

mind refrigerator warm

↓

Can I be next?

↓

All right, man.

↓

Lose the tie.

lose

↓

Ooh!

↓

At night, Tyler and I were alone

alone night tyler

↓

for a half a mile in every direction.

direction half mile

↓

Rain trickled down through the plaster

rain

↓

and the light fixtures.

light

↓

Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

wooden

↓

Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on.

elbow nails snag

↓

The previous occupant had been a bit of a shut-in.

previous

↓

Hey, man, what are you reading?

reading

↓

Listen to this.

↓

It's an article written by an organ

article organ written

↓

in the first person.

person

↓

"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.

jacks

↓

Without me, Jack could not regulate

jack

↓

his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing."

blood blood-pressure breathing heart heart-rate pressure rate

↓

There's a whole series of these.

series whole

↓

"I am Jill's nipples."

nipples

↓

"I am Jack's colon."

colon jacks

↓

Yeah. "I get cancer. I kill Jack."

cancer jack kill

↓

Whoa-Ohh!

whoa

↓

After fighting,

fighting

↓

everything else in your life got the volume turned down.

life turned volume

↓

What?

↓

You could deal with anything.

deal

↓

Have you finished those reports?

finished reports

↓

If you could fight anyone,

fight

↓

who would you fight?

fight

↓

I'd fight my boss, probably.

boss fight

↓

Really?

↓

Yeah. Why, who would you fight?

fight

↓

I'd fight my dad.

fight

↓

I don't know my dad.

↓

I mean, I know him,

↓

but he left when I was, like, 6 years old,

left years

↓

married this other woman and had some other kids.

kids married woman

↓

He, like, did this every 6 years.

years

↓

He goes to a new city and starts a new family.

city family starts

↓

Fucker should open up franchises.

fucker open

↓

My dad never went to college,

college

↓

so it was real important that I go.

real

↓

That sounds familiar.

familiar sounds sounds-familiar

↓

So I graduate, I call him up long distance.

distance graduate

↓

I say, "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job."

↓

Same here.

↓

Now I'm 25.

↓

I make my yearly call again.

↓

I say, "Dad, now what?"

↓

He says, "I don't know. Get married."

married

↓

Eh, I mean...

↓

I can't get married.

married

↓

I'm a 30-year-old boy.

↓

We're a generation of men

generation

↓

raised by women.

raised women

↓

I'm wondering if another woman

another another-woman woman wondering

↓

is really the answer we need.

answer

↓

Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.

week

↓

But every Saturday night,

night saturday saturday-night

↓

we were finding something out.

finding

↓

We were finding out more and more

finding

↓

that we were not alone.

alone

↓

Who turned the lights off?

lights turned

↓

It used to be

used

↓

that when I came home angry or depressed,

angry depressed home

↓

ld just clean my condo,

clean condo

↓

polish my Scandinavian furniture.

furniture polish

↓

I should've been looking for a new condo.

condo looking shouldve

↓

I should've been haggling with my insurance company.

company insurance insurance-company shouldve

↓

I should've been upset about my nice, neat flaming little shit.

flaming neat shouldve upset

↓

But I wasn't.

↓

The basic premise

basic premise

↓

of cyber-netting any office

cyber office

↓

is make things more efficient.

efficient

↓

Monday mornings, all I could do

monday mornings

↓

was think about next week.

week

↓

Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

blue icon

↓

Absolutely.

absolutely

↓

Efficiency is priority number one, people,

number priority

↓

because waste is a thief.

thief waste

↓

I showed this already to my man, here.

showed

↓

You liked it, didn't you?

liked

↓

You can swallow a pint of blood

blood pint swallow

↓

before you get sick.

sick

↓

It was right in everyone's face.

everyones face

↓

Tyler and I just made it visible.

tyler visible

↓

It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.

everyones tongue

↓

Tyler and I just gave it a name.

name tyler

↓

Come on, people, you gotta go home.

home

↓

Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

jukebox lock

↓

Every week, Tyler gave the rules

rules tyler week

↓

that he and I decided.

decided

↓

Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club.

club fight fight-club gentlemen welcome

↓

The first rule of Fight Club is...

club fight fight-club rule

↓

you do not talk about Fight Club.

club fight fight-club

↓

The second rule of Fight Club is...

club fight fight-club rule second

↓

you do not talk about Fight Club.

club fight fight-club

↓

Third rule of Fight Club-

club fight fight-club rule third

↓

Someone yells "Stop!" Goes limp, taps out,

limp taps yells

↓

the fight is over.

fight

↓

Fourth rule-

fourth rule

↓

Only 2 guys to a fight.

fight

↓

Fifth rule-

fifth rule

↓

One fight at a time, fellas.

fellas fight

↓

Sixth rule - No shirts, no shoes.

rule shirts shoes sixth

↓

Seventh rule-

rule seventh

↓

Fights will go on as long as they have to.

fights

↓

And the eighth and final rule-

eighth final rule

↓

If this is your first night at Fight Club...

club fight fight-club night

↓

you have to fight.

fight

↓

This kid from work, Rick y,

rick

↓

couldn't remember whether you ordered pens

ordered pens remember whether

↓

with blue ink or black...

black blue

↓

Come on, man!

↓

But Ricky was a god for 10 minutes

minutes ricky

↓

when the trounced the maitre d' of a local food court.

court food food-court local

↓

Sometimes, all you could hear

sometimes

↓

were the flat, hard packing sounds

flat hard packing sounds

↓

over the yelling...

yelling

↓

or the wet choke when someone caught their breath

breath caught choke

↓

and sprayed...

sprayed

↓

Stop!

↓

You weren't alive anywhere like you were there.

alive

↓

But Fight Club only exists

club exists fight fight-club

↓

in the hours between when Fight Club starts

club fight fight-club hours starts

↓

and when Fight Club ends.

club ends fight fight-club

↓

Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight,

fight

↓

I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

↓

Who you were in Fight Club

club fight fight-club

↓

is not who you were in the rest of the world.

rest world

↓

The guy who came to Fight Club for the first time,

club fight fight-club

↓

his ass was a wad of cookie dough.

cookie cookie-dough dough

↓

After a few weeks,

weeks

↓

he was carved out of wood.

carved wood

↓

If you could fight any celebrity,

celebrity fight

↓

who would you fight?

fight

↓

Alive or dead?

alive dead

↓

It doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

matter tough whod

↓

Hemingway.

↓

You?

↓

Shatner.

↓

I'd fight William Shatner.

fight william

↓

We all started seeing things differently.

differently seeing started

↓

Everywhere we went,

↓

we were sizing things up.

↓

I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

gyms packed

↓

trying to look like how Calvin Klein

klein

↓

or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

tommy

↓

Is that what a man looks like?

↓

Ahh. Self-improvement is masturbation.

improvement masturbation self

↓

And self-destruction.

destruction self

↓

Excuse me.

excuse

↓

Kick his ass!

kick

↓

Hit him again, man! Come on! Hit him!

↓

Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.

club fight fight-club losing winning

↓

It wasn't about words.

words

↓

The hysterical shouting was in tongues,

hysterical shouting tongues

↓

Like in a Pentecostal church.

church

↓

- Is that it? - Stop!

↓

When the fight was over,

fight

↓

nothing was solved,

solved

↓

but nothing mattered.

mattered

↓

Hey, cool.

cool

↓

Afterwards, we all felt saved.

afterwards saved

↓

Hey, man, how about next week?

week

↓

How about next month?

month

↓

I hear you.

↓

Irwin, you're in the middle.

middle

↓

New guy. You, too.

↓

Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

sometimes spoke tyler

↓

He fell down some stairs.

fell stairs

↓

I fell down some stairs.

fell stairs

↓

Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short

became club fight fight-club hair reason short

↓

or trim your fingernails.

fingernails trim

↓

OK. Any historical figure.

figure historical

↓

I'd fight Gandhi.

fight gandhi

↓

Good answer.

answer

↓

How about you?

↓

Lincoln.

lincoln

↓

Lincoln?

lincoln

↓

Mm.

↓

Big guy, big reach.

reach

↓

Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

burger fight skinny till

↓

Fuck.

fuck

↓

Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

apart falling falling-apart

↓

Hello.

↓

Where have you been

↓

the last 8 weeks?

weeks

↓

Marla?

marla

↓

How'd you find me?

howd

↓

You left that forwarding number.

left number

↓

I haven't seen you in any support groups.

groups seen support

↓

We split them up.

split

↓

That was the idea, remember?

idea remember

↓

Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

↓

How do you know?

↓

I cheated.

cheated

↓

I found a new one.

found

↓

Really?

↓

It's for men only.

↓

Like the testicle thing?

testicle

↓

Waaah!

↓

Look, this is a bad time.

↓

I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

anonymous

↓

You wanna see some really fucked up people?

fucked

↓

I'm just on my way out.

↓

Me, too.

↓

I've got a stomach-full of Xanax.

full stomach

↓

I took what was left of a bottle.

bottle left

↓

It might have been too much.

might

↓

Just picture watching Marla Singer

marla marla-singer picture singer watching

↓

throw herself around her crummy apartment.

apartment throw

↓

But this isn't a for-real suicide thing.

real suicide

↓

This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.

↓

This could go on for hours.

hours

↓

So you're staying in tonight, then?

staying tonight

↓

Do you wanna wait

↓

and hear me describe death?

death describe

↓

Do you wanna listen

↓

and see if my spirit can use a phone?

phone spirit

↓

Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

death heard rattle

↓

Tyler's door was closed.

closed door tylers

↓

I'd been living here for 2 months,

living months

↓

and Tyler's door was never closed.

closed door tylers

↓

You won't believe this dream I had last night.

believe dream night

↓

Yeah, I can hardly believe anything about last night.

believe hardly night

↓

What-What are you doing here?

↓

What?

↓

This is my house. What are you doing in my house?

house

↓

Fuck you.

fuck

↓

Ha ha! Ohh...

↓

Oh, you got some fucked-up friends, I'm tellin' you.

friends fucked tellin

↓

Limber, though...

limber

↓

silly coos.

silly

↓

So, I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.

hook night phones

↓

Guess who's on the other end.

↓

I already knew the story before he told it to me.

story

↓

Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

death heard rattle

↓

Do you think it'll live up to its name?

itll live name

↓

Or will it just be a death... hairball?

death

↓

Prepare... to evacuate soul.

evacuate prepare soul

↓

9...

↓

8...

↓

Now, how could Tyler, of all people,

tyler

↓

think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die?

marla marla-singer singer

↓

5...

↓

4...

↓

3... Oh, hang on.

hang

↓

You got here fast.

fast

↓

Did I call you?

↓

Huh?

↓

Hey.

↓

The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

mattress plastic sealed slippery

↓

Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

threat worry

↓

Oh, fuck.

fuck

↓

Somebody called the cops.

called cops somebody

↓

Hey, where's 513?

↓

End of the hall.

hall

↓

You know, the girl who lives there

girl lives

↓

used to be a charming, lovely girl.

charming girl lovely used

↓

She's lost faith in herself.

faith lost

↓

Miss Singer!

miss singer

↓

She's a monster.

monster

↓

You have every reason to live!

live reason

↓

She's infectious human waste!

human waste

↓

Miss Singer!

miss singer

↓

Good luck trying to save her!

luck save

↓

If I fall asleep, I'm done for.

asleep fall fall-asleep

↓

You're gonna have to keep me up...

↓

all... night.

night

↓

Un-fucking-believable.

believable fucking

↓

He was obviously able to handle it.

able handle obviously

↓

You know what I mean. You fucked her.

fucked

↓

No, I didn't.

↓

Never?

↓

No.

↓

You're not into her, are you?

↓

No! God, not at all.

↓

I am Jacks raging bile duct.

duct jack raging

↓

Are you sure? You can tell me.

↓

Believe me, I'm sure.

believe

↓

Put a gun to my head

head

↓

and paint the walls with my brains.

brains paint walls

↓

That's good, 'cause she's a predator

predator

↓

posing as a house pet.

house posing

↓

Stay away from that one.

↓

And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth

mouth womans

↓

I ain't never heard.

aint heard

↓

My God.

↓

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

fucked grade grade-school school

↓

Uhh!

↓

How could Tyler not go for that?

tyler

↓

The night before last, he was splicing

night splicing

↓

sex organs into Cinderella.

organs

↓

Marla doesn't need a lover.

lover marla

↓

She needs a fucking case worker.

case fucking needs worker

↓

She needs a wash. And she's in love with sport fuckin'.

fuckin love needs sport wash

↓

She invaded my support groups.

groups support

↓

Now she'd invaded my home.

home shed

↓

Hey, hey. Sit down.

↓

Now, listen. Can't have you talking to her about me.

↓

Why would I talk to her-

↓

You say anything about me or what goes on in this house

house

↓

to her or to anybody, we're done.

anybody

↓

Now, promise me.

promise

↓

OK.

↓

You promise?

promise

↓

- Yeah, I promise. - Promise.

promise

↓

I just said I promise.

promise

↓

That's 3 times you promised.

promised times

↓

If only I had wasted a couple of minutes

couple minutes wasted

↓

and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

gone marla marla-singer singer watch

↓

none of this would've happened.

happened wouldve wouldve-happened

↓

Unhh! Unhh! Unhh!

↓

Unhh!

↓

Yeah! Oh! Harder! Harder!

harder

↓

Yeah! Ooh! Aah!

↓

Aah! Ohh! Aah!

↓

I could've moved to another room...

another another-room couldve moved room

↓

on the third floor, where I might not have heard them.

floor heard might third third-floor

↓

Oh, baby!

baby

↓

But I didn't.

↓

Ohh!

↓

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

↓

Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!

aaahh

↓

Aah! Aah! Aah!

↓

- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh! - Ow!

ohhh

↓

Ohh!

↓

What are you doin'?

doin

↓

Just goin' to bed.

goin

↓

Want to finish her off?

finish

↓

Uhh... oh!

↓

No.

↓

No, thank you.

↓

I found the cigarettes.

cigarettes found

↓

Who are you talking to?

↓

Shut up.

↓

I became the calm little center of the world.

became calm center world

↓

I was the Zen master.

master

↓

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

↓

I wrote little haiku poems.

haiku poems wrote

↓

I e-mailed them to everyone.

mailed

↓

Is that your blood?

blood

↓

Some of it, yeah.

↓

You can't smoke in here.

smoke

↓

Take the rest of the day off.

rest

↓

Come back Monday with some clean clothes.

clean clothes monday

↓

Get yourself together.

↓

I got right in everyone's hostile little face.

everyones face hostile

↓

Yes, these are bruises from fighting.

fighting

↓

Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

comfortable

↓

I... am enlightened.

↓

You give up the condo life...

condo life

↓

give up all your flaming worldly possessions...

flaming possessions

↓

go live in a dilapidated house

house live

↓

in a toxic waste part of town...

part town toxic toxic-waste waste

↓

and you have to come home to this.

home

↓

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

↓

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

↓

Hello?

↓

Yes. This is Detective Stern

detective stern

↓

with the Arson Unit.

arson unit

↓

We have some new information

information

↓

about the incident at your former condo.

condo former incident

↓

Yes?

↓

I don't know if youre aware,

aware

↓

but it seems that someone sprayed Freon

seems sprayed

↓

into your front door lock,

door front front-door lock

↓

then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder.

shatter tapped

↓

No, I wasn't aware of that at all.

aware

↓

I am Jacks cold sweat.

cold jack sweat

↓

Does this sound strange to you?

sound strange

↓

Uh, yes, sir. Strange. Very strange.

strange

↓

The dynamite-

dynamite

↓

Dynamite?

dynamite

↓

Left a residue

left

↓

of ammonium oxalate potassium chloride.

ammonium potassium

↓

Do you know what this means?

↓

No. What does it mean?

↓

It means it was homemade.

homemade

↓

I'm sorry. This is just coming

coming

↓

as quite a shock to me, sir.

shock

↓

See, whoever set this homemade dynamite

dynamite homemade

↓

could've blown out your pilot light

blown couldve light pilot

↓

days before the actual explosion.

actual days explosion

↓

The gas was just the detonator.

↓

Who would go and do such a thing?

↓

I'll ask the questions.

questions

↓

Tell him. Tell him the liberator

↓

who destroyed my property has realigned my perception.

destroyed perception property

↓

Excuse me. Are you there?

excuse

↓

No, I am listening. It's a little hard to know

hard listening

↓

what to make of all this.

↓

Have you recently made enemies with anyone

enemies recently

↓

who might have access to homemade dynamite?

access dynamite homemade might

↓

- Enemies? - Reject the basic

basic enemies reject

↓

assumption of civilization,

civilization

↓

especially the importance of material possessions.

especially importance material possessions

↓

Son, this is serious.

serious

↓

Yes, I know it's serious.

serious

↓

I mean that.

↓

Yes, it's very serious.

serious

↓

Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me.

nobody takes

↓

That condo was my life.

condo life

↓

OK? I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

furniture loved place stick

↓

That was not just a bunch of stuff

bunch stuff

↓

that got destroyed.

destroyed

↓

It was me!

↓

I'd like to thank the Academy.

academy

↓

Is this not a good time for you?

↓

Just tell him you fuckin' did it.

fuckin

↓

Shhh!

shhh

↓

Tell him you blew it all up.

blew

↓

That's what he wants to hear.

wants

↓

Are you still there?

↓

Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

suspect

↓

No, no. I may need to talk to you a little further,

further

↓

so how about you just lettin' me know if youre gonna leave town?

lettin town

↓

OK?

↓

OK.

↓

Except for their humping,

except humping

↓

Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.

marla room tyler

↓

My parents pulled this exact same act for years.

exact parents pulled years

↓

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.

condom generation glass

↓

You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

meet slip stranger

↓

You... dance all night.

dance night

↓

Then you throw it away.

throw

↓

The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

condom stranger

↓

What?

↓

I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.00.

dress store

↓

It was worth every penny.

penny worth

↓

It's a bridesmaid's dress.

dress

↓

Someone loved it... intensely

loved

↓

for one day...

↓

then tossed it.

tossed

↓

Like a Christmas tree...

christmas christmas-tree tree

↓

so special...

special

↓

then... bam...

↓

it's on the side of the road...

road side

↓

tinsel still clinging to it...

clinging

↓

Like a sex crime victim...

crime victim

↓

underwear inside out...

underwear

↓

bound with electrical tape.

bound electrical tape

↓

Well, then it suits you.

suits

↓

You can borrow it sometime.

borrow sometime

↓

Get rid of her.

↓

Why can't you get rid of her?

↓

Don't mention me.

mention

↓

I'm 6 years old again,

years

↓

passing messages between parents.

messages parents passing

↓

I really think it's time you got out of here.

↓

Don't worry. I'm leaving.

leaving worry

↓

Not that we don't love your little visits.

love visits

↓

You are such a nut case.

case

↓

I can't even begin to keep up.

begin

↓

Gotta get off

↓

Thanks. Bye.

thanks

↓

Gotta get off this merry-go-round

merry round

↓

Gotta get on where

↓

You kids.

kids

↓

Wh... Why do you still waste time with her?

waste

↓

I'll say this about Marla-

marla

↓

at least she's tryin' to hit bottom.

bottom least tryin

↓

What, and I'm not?

↓

Stickin' feathers up your butt

butt feathers

↓

does not make you a chicken.

chicken

↓

What are we doin' tonight?

doin tonight

↓

- Tonight? - Yeah.

tonight

↓

We make soap.

soap

↓

Really.

↓

To make soap, first we render fat.

soap

↓

The salt balance has to be just right,

balance salt

↓

so the best fat for making soap comes from humans.

best comes humans soap

↓

Wait. What is this place?

place

↓

A liposuction clinic.

clinic

↓

Aha! Pay dirt.

dirt

↓

The richest, creamiest fat in the world.

world

↓

Fat of the land.

land

↓

Come on.

↓

Oh, God! Oh!

↓

Get another one. Unhh!

another

↓

As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface.

float surface

↓

Like in Boy Scouts.

scouts

↓

I can imagine you as a Boy Scout.

imagine scout

↓

Keep stirrin'.

↓

Once the tallow hardens,

↓

we skim off a layer of glycerin.

layer

↓

If you were to add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin.

acid

↓

If you were then to add sodium nitrate

nitrate

↓

and a dash of sawdust, you got dynamite.

dash dynamite

↓

Yeah, with enough soap,

soap

↓

we could blow up just about anything.

blow

↓

Tyler was full of useful information.

full information tyler useful

↓

Now, ancient peoples found that clothes got cleaner

ancient cleaner clothes found peoples

↓

when they washed them at a certain point in the river.

certain certain-point point river washed

↓

- You know why? - No.

↓

Human sacrifices were once made

human sacrifices

↓

on the hills above this river.

hills river

↓

Bodies burned. Water seeped into the wood and ashes

ashes bodies burned water wood

↓

to create lye.

create

↓

This is lye, the crucial ingredient.

crucial

↓

Once it mixed with the melted fat of bodies,

bodies melted mixed

↓

a thick, white, soapy discharge

discharge thick white

↓

crept into the river. May I see your hand, please?

hand river

↓

What is this?

↓

This... is chemical burn.

burn chemical

↓

Uh-Aah! Aah!

↓

It'll hurt more than you've ever been burned,

burned hurt itll

↓

and you will have a scar.

scar

↓

If meditation worked for cancer, it could work for this.

cancer meditation worked

↓

Stay with the pain. Don't shove to center.

center pain shove

↓

No, no! Oh, God!

↓

Look at your hand.

hand

↓

The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes,

ashes heroes soap

↓

Like the first monkey shot into space.

monkey shot space

↓

Without pain, without sacrifice,

pain sacrifice

↓

we would have nothin'.

nothin

↓

I tried not to think of the the words "sear" or "flesh."

flesh tried words

↓

Stop it! This is your pain.

pain

↓

This is your burning hand. It's right here.

burning hand

↓

I'm going to my cave.

cave

↓

I'm going to my cave and find my power animal.

animal cave power

↓

No! Don't deal with it the way those dead people do!

dead deal

↓

Come on!

↓

I get the point! OK! Please!

point

↓

No. What you're feeling is premature enlightenment.

feeling

↓

This is the greatest moment of your life, man,

greatest greatest-moment life moment

↓

and you're off somewhere-

↓

Shut up.

↓

Our fathers were our models for God.

fathers models

↓

If our fathers bailed,

bailed fathers

↓

what does that tell you about God?

↓

No, no.

↓

Listen to me.

↓

You have to consider the possibility

consider possibility

↓

that God does not like you,

↓

He never wanted you.

wanted

↓

In all probability, He hates you.

hates

↓

This is not the worst thing that can happen.

happen worst

↓

We don't need Him.

↓

We don't! I agree!

agree

↓

Fuck damnation, man. Fuck redemption.

damnation fuck redemption

↓

We are God's unwanted children?

children gods unwanted

↓

So be it!

↓

Listen! You can run water over your hand

hand water

↓

to make it worse, or- Look at me-

worse

↓

or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn.

burn vinegar

↓

Please let me have some! Please!

↓

First you have to give up.

↓

First you have to know, not fear,

fear

↓

know that someday you're gonna die.

someday

↓

You don't know how this feels!

feels

↓

It's only after we've lost everything

lost

↓

that we're free to do anything.

free

↓

OK.

↓

Congratulations.

congratulations

↓

You're one step closer to hitting bottom.

bottom closer hitting step

↓

Tyler sold his soap to department stores

department soap sold stores tyler

↓

at $20 a bar.

↓

God knows what they charged.

charged knows

↓

This is the best soap.

best soap

↓

Why, thank you, Suzie.

↓

It was beautiful.

↓

We were selling rich women

rich selling women

↓

their own fat asses back to them.

asses

↓

He was wearing his yellow tie.

wearing yellow

↓

I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.

anymore wear

↓

"The first rule of Fight Club

club fight fight-club rule

↓

is you don't talk about Fight Club"?

club fight fight-club

↓

I'm half asleep again.

asleep half

↓

I must've left the original in the copy machine.

copy left machine mustve original

↓

"The second rule of Fight Club - " is this yours?

club fight fight-club rule second

↓

Huh?

↓

Pretend you're me.

pretend

↓

Make a managerial decision.

decision

↓

You find this. What would you do?

↓

Well, I gotta tell ya...

↓

I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that.

careful

↓

Because the person who wrote that...

person wrote

↓

is dangerous.

dangerous

↓

And this buttoned-down, oxford-cloth psycho

psycho

↓

might just snap

might snap

↓

and then stalk from office to office

office stalk

↓

with an Armilade AR-10 carbine gas-powered

powered

↓

semi-automatic weapon,

automatic weapon

↓

pumping round after round

pumping round

↓

into colleagues and coworkers.

colleagues

↓

This might be someone you've known for years...

known might years

↓

someone very... very... close to you.

close

↓

Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

coming mouth tylers words

↓

And I used to be such a nice guy.

used

↓

Maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash

bring piece trash

↓

you happen to pick up.

happen pick

↓

Liability.

liability

↓

My tit's gonna rot off.

tits

↓

Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

excuse

↓

What're you talking about?

whatre

↓

I need you to check and see if there's a lump in my breast.

breast check lump

↓

Go to a hospital.

hospital

↓

I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor.

afford doctor money throw

↓

I don't know about this, Marla.

marla

↓

Please?

↓

She didn't call Tyler.

tyler

↓

I'm neutral in her book.

book neutral

↓

That's nice.

↓

Taking food to Mrs...

food

↓

Hanna burr, Mrs. Raines?

↓

Who are they... exactly?

↓

Tragically, they're dead.

dead tragically

↓

I'm alive, and I'm in poverty.

alive poverty

↓

You want any?

↓

No. No.

↓

I got one for you.

↓

Thanks for the thought.

thanks

↓

What happened to your hand?

hand happened

↓

Uh... nothin'.

nothin

↓

Right there.

↓

Uhh.

↓

Feel anything?

↓

No.

↓

Well, make sure.

↓

Ok, I'm - I'm pretty sure.

↓

You feel nothing.

↓

No. Nothing.

↓

Well, that's a relief.

relief

↓

Thank you.

↓

Uh, um... no problem.

problem

↓

I wish I could return the favor.

favor return wish

↓

There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.

breast breast-cancer cancer family

↓

Could check your prostate.

check prostate

↓

I think I'm OK.

↓

Well, thanks, anyway.

thanks

↓

Are we done?

↓

Yeah, we're done. See you... around.

↓

Cornelius?

↓

Cornelius!

↓

It's me...

↓

Bob!

↓

Hey... Bob.

↓

Hey. Uhh!

↓

We all thought you were dead.

dead

↓

No, no. Still here.

↓

How are you, Bob?

↓

Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

life whole whole-life

↓

Really. You still remaining men together?

remaining

↓

No, no. I got somethin' so much better now.

somethin

↓

Really. What is it?

↓

Well...

↓

first rule is...

rule

↓

I'm not supposed to talk about it.

supposed

↓

And the second rule is,

rule second

↓

I'm not supposed to talk about it.

supposed

↓

And the third rule is...

rule third

↓

Bob. Bob. I'm a member.

member

↓

Look at my face, Bob.

face

↓

That's fuckin' - That's fuckin' great.

fuckin

↓

I've... lve never seen you there.

seen

↓

I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

thursdays tuesdays

↓

I go Saturday.

saturday

↓

Congratulations.

congratulations

↓

Yeah. Hey, to both of us, right?

↓

Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing?

heard invented

↓

Well, uh, yeah, actually. I-

↓

I hear all kinds of things.

kinds

↓

Supposedly... he was born in a mental institution.

born institution mental mental-institution supposedly

↓

And he sleeps only one hour a night.

hour night sleeps

↓

He's a great man.

↓

Oh...

↓

do you know about Tyler Durden?

durden tyler tyler-durden

↓

Ha ha ha!

↓

Take him down!

↓

Take him down!

↓

Take him down!

↓

I didn't hurt you, did I?

hurt

↓

Actually, you did.

↓

Thank you for this.

↓

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

↓

Fight Club.

club fight fight-club

↓

Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

↓

This was mine and Tyler's gift...

gift tylers

↓

our gift to the world.

gift world

↓

Look around. Look around.

↓

I see a lot of new faces.

faces

↓

- Ha ha! - Ha ha!

↓

Shut up!

↓

Which means a lot of you

↓

have been breaking the first 2 rules of Fight Club.

breaking club fight fight-club rules

↓

Man, I see in Fight Club

club fight fight-club

↓

the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived.

lived smartest strongest whove

↓

I see all this potential.

potential

↓

And I see squandering.

↓

God damn it.

↓

An entire generation pumping gas...

entire generation pumping

↓

waiting tables...

tables waiting

↓

slaves with white collars.

collars slaves white

↓

Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes...

advertising cars clothes taste

↓

working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

hate jobs working

↓

We're the middle children of history, man.

children history middle

↓

No purpose or place.

place purpose

↓

We have no Great War... no Great Depression.

depression

↓

Our Great War's a spiritual war.

spiritual wars

↓

Our Great Depression is our lives.

depression lives

↓

We've all been raised on television

raised television

↓

to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires

believe

↓

and movie gods and rock stars.

gods movie rock rock-stars stars

↓

But we won't.

↓

We're slowly learning that fact.

fact learning slowly

↓

And we're very, very pissed off.

pissed

↓

- Yeah! - Yeah!

↓

First rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about-

club fight fight-club rule

↓

Who are you?

↓

Who am I?

↓

Yeah.

↓

There's a sign in the front

front sign

↓

that says "Lou's Tavern."

↓

I'm fuckin' Lou.

fuckin

↓

Who the fuck are you?

fuck

↓

Tyler Durden.

durden tyler tyler-durden

↓

Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place?

motherfuckers place

↓

We have a deal worked out with Irvin.

deal irvin worked

↓

Irvin?

irvin

↓

Irvin's at home with a broken collarbone.

broken home

↓

He don't own this place.

place

↓

I do.

↓

How much money is he gettin' for this?

gettin money

↓

There is no money.

money

↓

- Really. Ain't that somethin'? - Free to all.

aint free somethin

↓

It is, actually.

↓

Look, stupid fuck...

fuck stupid

↓

I want everybody outta here right now.

everybody outta

↓

Hey. You should join our club.

club join

↓

Did you hear what I just said?

↓

You and your friend.

friend

↓

Oomph!

↓

Uhh!

↓

You hear me now?!

↓

No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

catch

↓

Ooh!

↓

Pfft!

pfft

↓

Ohhh...

ohhh

↓

Still not gettin' it.

gettin

↓

Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it.

↓

I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it.

lost

↓

Ooh!

↓

Back! All of you!

↓

Everybody back.

everybody

↓

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

↓

Ha ha ha ha ha!

↓

Aw, Lou...

↓

Come on, man.

↓

We really like this place.

place

↓

Ohh!

↓

Ohhh...

ohhh

↓

- That's right, Lou, get it- - Shut the fuck up!

fuck

↓

Oh, yeah!

↓

Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

↓

Ho ho ho ha ha ha!

↓

Think that's fuckin' funny?!

fuckin funny

↓

Ho ho, ho! Ha ha ha ha!

↓

Ha ha ha ha - Ohh! Ho ho ho!

↓

Fuckin' guys are loony, I'm tellin' ya.

fuckin loony tellin

↓

Unbelievable. Aah!

unbelievable

↓

You don't know where I've been, Lou.

↓

- Oh, my God! - Ha ha ha!

↓

You don't know where I've been! Ha ha!

↓

Ha ha ha ha ha!

↓

Lou! Please let us keep it, Lou!

↓

Please, Lou!

↓

Fuckin' use the basement! Christ!

basement christ fuckin

↓

I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

word

↓

On my mother's honor.

honor mothers

↓

Uhh!

↓

Lou!

↓

Aaahhh!

aaahhh

↓

Thanks, Lou.

thanks

↓

You, too, big guy.

↓

See you next week.

week

↓

This week... each one of you...

week

↓

has a homework assignment.

assignment homework

↓

You're gonna go out.

↓

You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger.

fight start stranger total

↓

You're gonna start a fight.

fight start

↓

And you're gonna lose.

lose

↓

Excellent choice, sir.

choice excellent

↓

Hey! Watch out, jackass!

jackass watch

↓

Come on!

↓

Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

easy sounds

↓

I'm thinkin' you really-What?!

thinkin

↓

Son of a bitch!

bitch

↓

Most people... normal people...

normal

↓

do just about anything to avoid a fight.

avoid fight

↓

Excuse me. You sprayed me with your hose.

excuse hose sprayed

↓

Like that?

↓

That's not necessary.

necessary

↓

Dave! Go call 911!

dave

↓

Aaaahhh!

↓

Stop it!

↓

Stop it!

↓

Sorry.

↓

What did - Come here!

↓

Leave me alone! You crazy?

alone crazy

↓

Uhh!

↓

Unhh! Uhh!

↓

Bastard!

bastard

↓

We need to talk.

↓

OK.

↓

Where to begin?

begin

↓

With your constant absenteeism?

constant

↓

With your unpresentable appearance?

appearance

↓

You're up for review.

review

↓

I am Jacks... complete lack of surprise.

complete jack lack surprise

↓

What?

↓

Let's pretend.

pretend

↓

You're the Department of Transportation.

department transportation

↓

OK?

↓

Someone informs you that this company

company

↓

installs front seat mounting brackets

front front-seat seat

↓

that never pass collision tests...

collision pass tests

↓

brake linings that fail after a thousand miles,

brake fail miles thousand

↓

and fuel injectors that explode

explode fuel

↓

and burn people alive.

alive burn

↓

What then?

↓

Are you threatening me?

threatening

↓

No...

↓

Get the fuck outta here. You're fired.

fired fuck outta

↓

I have a better solution.

solution

↓

You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant.

payroll

↓

And in exchange for my salary,

exchange salary

↓

my job will be never to tell people

↓

these things that I know.

↓

I don't even have to come into the office.

office

↓

I can do this job from home.

home

↓

Who-Who the fuck do you think you are,

fuck

↓

you crazy little shit?

crazy

↓

Security?

security

↓

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

jacks revenge

↓

Ohh!

↓

Ohh!

↓

Ahh... ahh...

↓

What the hell are you doing?

↓

Ohh... that hurt.

hurt

↓

Why would you do that?

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

No! Please stop!

↓

Uhh! Uh... uhh!

↓

What are you doing?

↓

Oh, God, no! Please! No!

↓

For some reason, I thought of my first fight

fight reason

↓

with Tyler.

tyler

↓

No!

↓

Under and behind and inside,

behind

↓

everything this man took for granted...

granted

↓

something horrible had been growing.

growing horrible

↓

Now, look.

↓

Give me the paychecks like I asked,

asked paychecks

↓

and you won't ever see me again.

↓

And right then, at our most excellent moment together...

excellent moment

↓

Oh... thank God.

↓

Please don't hit me again. Please...

↓

Telephone, computer, fax machine,

computer machine telephone

↓

52 weekly paychecks, and 48 airline flight coupons.

airline coupons flight paychecks weekly

↓

We now had corporate sponsorship.

corporate

↓

This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club

able club fight fight-club tyler

↓

every night of the week.

night week

↓

Now nobody was the center of Fight Club

center club fight fight-club nobody

↓

except the 2 men fighting.

except fighting

↓

The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness.

crowd darkness leader walked

↓

Tyler was now involved in a class-action lawsuit

action class involved lawsuit tyler

↓

with the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup.

content hotel soup urine

↓

I am Jacks wasted life.

jack life wasted

↓

Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah!

↓

There you are, sir.

↓

Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments.

assignments dreamed homework tyler

↓

He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

handed sealed

↓

Did you know there's a Fight Club

club fight fight-club

↓

up in Delaware City?

city delaware

↓

Yeah, I heard.

heard

↓

There's one in Penn's Grove, too.

grove

↓

Bob even found one up in Newcastle.

found

↓

Yeah. Did you start that one?

start

↓

No. I thought you did.

↓

Nah.

↓

Pff!

↓

Stop for a second.

second

↓

Hey, what are we doing?

↓

Turn around.

↓

What are we doing?

↓

Homework assignment.

assignment homework

↓

What kind of homework assignment?

assignment homework

↓

Human sacrifice.

human sacrifice

↓

Hey, is that a gun?

↓

Please. Please tell me that's not a gun.

↓

It's a gun.

↓

What are you doing?

↓

Meet me in the back.

meet

↓

Hey, don't fuck around.

fuck

↓

Meet me in the back.

meet

↓

On a long enough time line,

line

↓

the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

drops rate survival zero

↓

What are you doing? Come on.

↓

Hands behind your back.

behind hands hands-behind

↓

God.

↓

Give me your wallet.

wallet

↓

Raymond K. Hessel,

raymond

↓

1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A.

apartment banning

↓

Small, cramped basement apartment, Raymond?

apartment basement cramped raymond

↓

How did you know?

↓

Because they give shitty basement apartments

apartments basement shitty

↓

Letters instead of numbers.

letters numbers

↓

Raymond...

raymond

↓

you're going to die.

↓

Oh, my God, no...

↓

Is that your mom and dad?

↓

Mom and dad are going to have to call up

↓

kindly Dr. So-And-So

kindly

↓

to pick up your dental records.

dental pick records

↓

You want to know why?

↓

Because there's going to be nothing left of your face.

face left

↓

Aw, come on.

↓

An expired community college student I.D.

college community community-college expired student

↓

What'd you study, Raymond?

raymond study whatd

↓

S-S-S-Stuff.

stuff

↓

Stuff?

stuff

↓

Were the midterms hard?

hard

↓

I asked you what you studied.

asked studied

↓

Biology, mostly.

biology mostly

↓

Why?

↓

I-I don't know.

↓

What did you want to be, Raymond K. Hessel?

raymond

↓

The question, Raymond,

question raymond

↓

was what did you want to be?

↓

Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!

answer jesus raymond

↓

Veterinarian! Veterinarian!

veterinarian

↓

Animals.

animals

↓

Yeah, animal s-s-s-

animal

↓

Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

stuff

↓

That means you have to get more schooling.

schooling

↓

Too much school.

school

↓

Would you rather be dead?

dead

↓

No...

↓

Would you rather die, here,

↓

on your knees,

knees

↓

in the back of a convenience store?

convenience convenience-store store

↓

No... No, please...

↓

no...

↓

I'm keeping your license.

keeping license

↓

Gonna check in on you.

check

↓

I know where you live.

live

↓

If youre not on your way to becoming a veterinarian

becoming veterinarian

↓

in 6 weeks, you will be dead.

dead weeks

↓

Now run on home.

home

↓

Run, Forrest, run!

↓

I feel ill.

↓

Imagine how he feels.

feels imagine

↓

Come on, this isn't funny!

funny

↓

That wasn't funny.

funny

↓

What the fuck was the point of that?

fuck point

↓

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day

tomorrow

↓

of Raymond K. Hessel's life.

life raymond

↓

His breakfast will taste better

breakfast taste

↓

than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

meal tasted

↓

You had to give it to him.

↓

Come on.

↓

He had a plan.

plan

↓

And it started to make sense

sense started

↓

in a Tyler sort of way.

tyler

↓

No fear.

fear

↓

No distractions.

distractions

↓

The ability to let that which does not matter

ability matter

↓

truly slide.

slide truly

↓

You're not your job.

↓

You're not how much money you have in the bank.

bank money

↓

You're not the car you drive.

drive

↓

You're not the contents of your wallet.

contents wallet

↓

You're not your fuckin' khakis.

fuckin

↓

You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

dancing singing world

↓

I'll be out of your way in a sec.

↓

You don't have to go.

↓

Whatever.

↓

No, I mean, uh...

↓

It's OK.

↓

Are you still going to groups?

groups

↓

Yeah.

↓

Chloe's dead.

dead

↓

Ah, Chloe.

chloe

↓

When did that happen?

happen

↓

Do you care?

care

↓

I don't know.

↓

I haven't thought about it in a while.

↓

Yeah, well...

↓

I think it was a smart move on her part.

part smart

↓

Hey, listen, uh...

↓

what are you getting out of all this?

↓

What?

↓

I mean, all this.

↓

Why do you keep...

↓

Is this making you happy?

happy

↓

Yeah, well, sometimes.

sometimes

↓

I don't know. I don't understand.

↓

Why does a weaker person

person weaker

↓

need to latch on to a strong person?

person strong

↓

What is that?

↓

Well, what do you get out of it?

↓

No-It's-It's not the same thing at all.

↓

I mean, we're... it's totally different with us.

↓

We're-We're-

↓

Us?

↓

What do you mean by "us"?

↓

I'm sorry, do you hear this?

↓

Hear what?

↓

You're not hearing all that noise?

hearing noise

↓

Just-Hold on a second.

second

↓

No, wait. What were you saying?

↓

Don't change the subject. I want to talk about this.

change subject

↓

You're not talking about me, are you?

↓

No. What?

↓

That day you came over to my place to play doctor-

doctor place

↓

what was going on there?

↓

What are you talking about?

↓

Nothing. Nothing.

↓

I don't think so.

↓

Come on, what do you want?

↓

- Look at me. - No. What?

↓

Look at me.

↓

What is that?

↓

It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

worry

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

Who did this?

↓

A person.

person

↓

Guy or girl?

girl

↓

What do you care if its a guy or a girl?

care girl

↓

What do you care if I ask?

care

↓

This is none of your business. Leave me alone.

alone business

↓

You're afraid to say it.

afraid

↓

I am not afraid to say. Let me go.

afraid

↓

No! Talk to me.

↓

- No! - Let go of me. Leave me alone.

alone

↓

This conversation...

conversation

↓

This conversation...

conversation

↓

is over.

↓

Is over.

↓

I just can't win with you, can I?

↓

Hey, this is getting a little old.

↓

What is-What is all this?

↓

What do you think?

↓

Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

beds bunk

↓

Hey.

↓

Too young.

young

↓

Sorry.

↓

What's all that?

↓

If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young.

young

↓

Old, too old. Fat, too fat.

↓

Applicant?

↓

If the applicant then waits for 3 days

days waits

↓

without food, shelter or encouragement,

food shelter

↓

he may then enter and begin his training.

begin enter training

↓

Training for what?

training

↓

You think this is a game?

game

↓

You're too young to train here.

train young

↓

End of story. Quit wasting our time.

quit story wasting

↓

Get the fuck out of here.

fuck

↓

Bad news, friend.

friend news

↓

It's not gonna happen.

happen

↓

I'm sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

misunderstanding

↓

It's not the end of the world.

world

↓

Just go away.

↓

Go.

↓

You're trespassing,

↓

and I will have to call the police.

police

↓

Don't you look at me.

↓

Do you think you're ever getting in this house?

house

↓

You're never getting in this fucking house.

fucking house

↓

Never. Now get the fuck off the porch.

fuck porch

↓

Get off the porch!

porch

↓

Sooner or later,

sooner

↓

we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

became tyler wanted

↓

I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel.

shovel

↓

You got 2 black shirts?

black shirts

↓

Sir.

↓

2 pair of black pants?

black pair pants

↓

Yes, sir.

↓

One pair of black boots?

black boots pair

↓

Sir.

↓

2 pair of black socks?

black pair socks

↓

Sir.

↓

One black jacket?

black jacket

↓

Sir.

↓

$300 personal burial money?

burial money personal

↓

Yes, sir.

↓

All right.

↓

You're too old, fat man.

↓

Your tits are too big.

tits

↓

Get the fuck off my porch.

fuck porch

↓

Bob. Bob.

↓

Like a monkey

monkey

↓

ready to be shot into space.

ready shot space

↓

Space monkey.

monkey space

↓

Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.

greater ready sacrifice

↓

You are too fucking old, fatty!

fatty fucking

↓

And you.

↓

You're too fucking...

fucking

↓

blond!

blond

↓

Get out of here, the both of you!

↓

And so it went.

↓

Listen up, maggots.

maggots

↓

You are not special.

special

↓

You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

snowflake unique

↓

You are the same decaying organic matter

matter organic

↓

as everything else.

↓

Tyler built himself an army.

army built tyler

↓

We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

dancing singing world

↓

We are all part of the same compost heap.

heap part

↓

Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

army building durden tyler tyler-durden

↓

To what purpose?

purpose

↓

For what greater good?

greater

↓

In Tyler we trusted.

trusted tyler

↓

No, when he was like, "You are not your job," I was like...

↓

Yeah!

↓

Hey, what's all this?

↓

OK!

↓

Go on in and celebrate.

celebrate

↓

What are we celebrating?

celebrating

↓

Go on.

↓

Hey.

↓

Let me get that for you.

↓

Investigators are on the scene right now.

investigators scene

↓

Hold on. Police Commissioner Jacobs has just arrived.

arrived commissioner police

↓

Commissioner, Commissioner, could you please tell us

commissioner

↓

what you think has happened here?

happened

↓

We believe this is one of many

believe

↓

recent acts of vandalism around the city

acts city recent vandalism

↓

somehow related to underground boxing clubs.

boxing clubs related underground

↓

We'll be coordinating a rigorous investigation.

investigation

↓

That was Police Commissioner Jacobs, who just arrived

arrived commissioner police

↓

on the scene here of a 4-alarm fire

alarm fire scene

↓

that broke out about an hour ago.

broke hour

↓

She's hot.

↓

Live from the Parker Morris Building,

building live morris parker

↓

Lauren Sanchez. Back to you in the studio.

lauren sanchez studio

↓

Yeah!

↓

- Ha ha ha ha! - Yeah.

↓

Holy shit.

holy

↓

Yeah!

↓

- Yeah! - Ha ha ha!

↓

Hoo hoo hoo!

↓

What the fuck did you guys do?

fuck

↓

...how the blaze started,

blaze started

↓

but arson investigators are on the premises...

arson investigators premises

↓

Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem

mayhem project rule

↓

is you do not ask questions, sir.

questions

↓

The victory in the war against crime

crime victory

↓

will not come overnight.

overnight

↓

It will take dedication and commitment,

commitment dedication

↓

and most of all, cooperation.

cooperation

↓

The streets are safer now.

safer streets

↓

There is hope in the inner city.

city hope inner inner-city

↓

However, this is only the beginning.

beginning

↓

I gotta take a piss.

piss

↓

These are the first steps

steps

↓

in a long journey.

journey

↓

That is why we have created Project Hope...

created hope project

↓

Bob.

↓

"Helping others with prevention and enforcement."

enforcement helping others

↓

Project Hope will be a joint effort

effort hope joint project

↓

between the police and community leaders.

community leaders police

↓

It will be a powerful new weapon

powerful weapon

↓

in the war against crime.

crime

↓

Haahhhh!

↓

Wrap it around the top of his hacky sack, Bob.

sack wrap

↓

Yeah. His bails are ice cold.

cold

↓

Hi.

↓

You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation.

investigation

↓

You're gonna publicly state

publicly state

↓

that there is no underground group, or...

group underground

↓

these guys are gonna take your bails.

↓

They're gonna send one to the New York Times,

send times york york-times

↓

one to the L.A. Times press release style.

press release style times

↓

Look...

↓

the people you are after

↓

are the people you depend on.

depend

↓

We cook your meals. We haul your trash.

cook haul meals trash

↓

We connect your calls.

calls connect

↓

We drive your ambulances.

drive

↓

We guard you while you sleep.

guard sleep

↓

Do not fuck with us.

fuck

↓

Fooled ya.

fooled

↓

Bob, you're on this one.

↓

Let's go.

↓

I am Jacks inflamed sense of rejection.

jack rejection sense

↓

Hey!

↓

Yeah!

↓

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes

bullet eyes putting

↓

of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species.

panda save screw species

↓

I wanted to open the dump valves

dump open wanted

↓

on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches

beaches french smother

↓

I'd never see.

↓

I wanted to breathe smoke.

breathe smoke wanted

↓

Where'd you go, psycho boy?

psycho whered

↓

I felt like destroying something beautiful.

destroying

↓

Get him to a fuckin' hospital.

fuckin hospital

↓

Yeah.

↓

Don't worry, Mr. Durden.

durden worry

↓

Airport parking, long term.

airport parking term

↓

After you, Mr. Durden.

durden

↓

After you.

↓

Something on your mind, dear?

dear mind

↓

No.

↓

All right, yeah.

↓

Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?

mayhem project

↓

First rule of Project Mayhem

mayhem project rule

↓

is you do not ask questions.

questions

↓

What are you talking about?

↓

Why didn't you include me in the beginning?

beginning include

↓

Fight Club was the beginning.

beginning club fight fight-club

↓

Now it's moved out of the basement,

basement moved

↓

it's called Project Mayhem.

called mayhem project

↓

You and I started Fight Club together.

club fight fight-club started

↓

Do you remember that?

remember

↓

It's as much mine as it is yours, you know.

↓

Is this about you and me?

↓

Yeah. I thought we were doing this together.

↓

You're missing the point.

missing point

↓

This does not belong to us.

belong

↓

We are not special.

special

↓

Fuck that. You should've told me.

fuck shouldve

↓

Hey, Tyler!

tyler

↓

Goddamn it, Tyler!

goddamn goddamn-it tyler

↓

What do you want?! Statement of purpose?

purpose statement

↓

Should I e-mail you?

mail

↓

Should I put this on your action item list?

action item list

↓

You decide your own level of involvement!

decide involvement level

↓

I will! I want to know certain things first.

certain

↓

The first rule of Project Mayhem-

mayhem project rule

↓

Shut up!

↓

I want to know what you're thinking.

thinking

↓

Fuck what you know.

fuck

↓

You need to forget about what you know.

forget

↓

That's your problem.

problem

↓

Forget about what you think you know

forget

↓

about life, about friendship,

friendship life

↓

and especially about you and me.

especially

↓

What?

↓

What is that supposed to mean? What...

supposed

↓

What are you doing?

↓

Guys, what do you wish you'd done before you die?

wish

↓

Paint a self-portrait.

paint portrait self

↓

Build a house.

build house

↓

And you?

↓

I don't know. Get in the right lane.

lane

↓

I have to know the answer to this question.

answer question

↓

If you were to die right now,

↓

how would you feel about your life?

life

↓

I don't know!

↓

I wouldn't feel anything good about my life.

life

↓

Is that what you want to hear me say? Fine.

↓

- Come on! - Not good enough.

↓

Stop fucking around!

fucking

↓

Tyler!

tyler

↓

Jesus Christ!

christ jesus jesus-christ

↓

Goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it

↓

Goddamn it! Fuck you!

fuck goddamn goddamn-it

↓

Fuck Fight Club.

club fight fight-club fuck

↓

Fuck Marla. I'm sick of all your shit.

fuck marla sick

↓

OK.

↓

OK.

↓

Quit screwing around. Take the wheel.

quit screwing wheel

↓

Look at you.

↓

Take the wheel!

wheel

↓

Look at you! You're fuckin' pathetic!

fuckin pathetic

↓

Why? Why? What are you talking about?

↓

Why do you think I blew up your condo?

blew condo

↓

What?

↓

Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.

bottom hitting retreat weekend

↓

It's not a goddamn seminar.

goddamn seminar

↓

Stop trying to control everything

control

↓

and just let go.

↓

Let go!

↓

All right. Fine.

↓

Fine.

↓

I'd never been in a car accident.

accident

↓

This must have been what all those people felt like

must

↓

before I filed them as statistics in my reports.

filed reports

↓

Goddamn.

goddamn

↓

Huh?

↓

Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!

↓

We just had a near-life experience.

experience life near

↓

In the world I see,

world

↓

you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forest,

canyon damp forest stalking

↓

around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

center rockefeller ruins

↓

You'll wear leather clothes

clothes leather wear

↓

that will last you the rest of your life.

life rest

↓

You'll climb the vines that wrap the Sears Tower.

climb sears tower wrap

↓

And when you look down,

↓

you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

corn figures pounding tiny

↓

Laying strips of venison on the empty carpool lane

carpool empty lane laying

↓

of some abandoned superhighway.

abandoned

↓

Feel better, champ.

champ

↓

And then...

↓

Tyler?

tyler

↓

Tyler was gone.

gone tyler

↓

Was I asleep?

asleep

↓

Had I slept?

slept

↓

You are not a beautiful

↓

unique snowflake, do you understand me?

snowflake unique

↓

The house had become a living thing,

become house living

↓

wet inside from so many people

↓

sweating and breathing.

breathing sweating

↓

We are all from the same compost.

↓

So many people moving, the house moved.

house moved moving

↓

Planet Tyler.

planet tyler

↓

I had to hug the walls.

walls

↓

Trapped inside this clock work of space monkeys.

clock monkeys space trapped

↓

You can't be smoking in here.

smoking

↓

Do you know how much ether we have in this fucking house?

fucking house

↓

Cooking, working, and sleeping in teams.

cooking sleeping teams working

↓

Hang on a second.

hang second

↓

It's under control, sir.

control

↓

Where is Tyler?

tyler

↓

Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not-

mayhem project rule

↓

Right, uh... OK.

↓

I'm all alone.

alone

↓

My father dumped me.

dumped father

↓

Tyler dumped me.

dumped tyler

↓

I am Jacks broken heart.

broken heart jack

↓

What comes next in Project Mayhem,

comes mayhem project

↓

only Tyler knows.

knows tyler

↓

The second rule is you do not ask questions.

questions rule second

↓

Get the fuck away from me.

fuck

↓

Get the fuck away from me!

fuck

↓

Who are all these people?

↓

Paper Street Soap Company.

company paper soap street

↓

Can I come in?

↓

He's not here.

↓

What?

↓

Tyler isn't here.

tyler

↓

Tyler went away.

tyler

↓

Tyler's gone.

gone tylers

↓

Lay him down!

↓

Gunshot wounds comin' through!

comin gunshot wounds

↓

Clear some fucking room!

clear fucking room

↓

What happened?! What happened?!

happened

↓

We were on assignment. We were supposed to kill

assignment kill supposed

↓

2 birds with one stone.

birds stone

↓

Destroy a piece of corporate art...

corporate destroy piece

↓

Operation Latte Thunder, go.

latte operation thunder

↓

And trash a franchise coffee bar.

coffee franchise trash

↓

We had it all worked out, sir.

worked

↓

It went smooth until...

smooth

↓

Police! Freeze!

freeze police

↓

Until what?

↓

They shot Bob.

shot

↓

They shot him in the head.

head shot

↓

Those fuckin' pigs!

fuckin pigs

↓

- Ohh! - Ohh!

↓

- Oh, God. - Son of a-

↓

Those motherfuckers!

motherfuckers

↓

You morons.

morons

↓

You're running around in ski masks,

masks running

↓

trying to blow things up.

blow

↓

What did you think was gonna happen?!

happen

↓

OK, quick,

quick

↓

we gotta get rid of the evidence.

evidence

↓

We gotta get rid of this body!

body

↓

Bury him.

bury

↓

What?

↓

Take him to the garden

garden

↓

and bury him.

bury

↓

Come on, people!

↓

Let's go!

↓

Hey, get the fuck off!

fuck

↓

Get away from him!

↓

What are you talking about?

↓

This isn't a fucking piece of evidence,

evidence fucking piece

↓

this is a person!

person

↓

He's a friend of mine,

friend

↓

and you're not gonna bury him

bury

↓

in the fucking garden.

fucking garden

↓

He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

killed mayhem project serving

↓

This is Bob.

↓

But sir, in-in Project Mayhem

mayhem project

↓

we have no names.

names

↓

No, you listen to me.

↓

This is a man, and he has a name.

name

↓

And it's Robert Paulson, OK?

robert

↓

Robert Paulson?

robert

↓

He's a man and he's dead now

dead

↓

because of us, all right?

↓

Do you understand that?

↓

I understand.

↓

In death,

death

↓

a member of Project Mayhem

mayhem member project

↓

has a name.

name

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

Come on, guys, please, stop it.

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

Shut up!

↓

This is all over with!

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

His name is Robert Paulson...

name robert

↓

Tyler?

tyler

↓

No, this is Detective Stern

detective stern

↓

at the Arson Unit.

arson unit

↓

I need to see you in my office-

office

↓

I went to all the cities

cities

↓

on Tyler's used ticket stubs,

ticket tylers used

↓

barhopping.

↓

I didn't know how or why,

↓

but I could look at 50 different bars

bars

↓

and somehow I just knew.

↓

I'm looking for Tyler Durden.

durden looking tyler tyler-durden

↓

It's very important that I talk to him.

↓

I wish I could help you.

wish

↓

Sir.

↓

Every city I went to...

city

↓

as soon as I set foot off the plane,

foot plane

↓

I knew a Fight Club was close.

close club fight fight-club

↓

Hey! Hey!

↓

Taxi!

taxi

↓

Look at my face. I'm a member.

face member

↓

Now, I just need to know

↓

if youve seen Tyler.

seen tyler

↓

I'm not exposed to...

exposed

↓

speak any such information to you,

information speak

↓

nor would I, even if I had said information

information

↓

you want at this juncture, be able.

able

↓

You're a moron.

moron

↓

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

afraid

↓

Tyler had been busy.

busy tyler

↓

Setting up franchises all over the country.

country setting

↓

Was I asleep?

asleep

↓

Had I slept?

slept

↓

Is Tyler my bad dream,

dream tyler

↓

or am I Tyler's?

tylers

↓

Weve just heard the stories.

heard stories

↓

What kind of stories?

stories

↓

Like, nobody knows what he looks like.

knows nobody nobody-knows

↓

He has facial

facial

↓

reconstructive surgery

reconstructive surgery

↓

every 3 years.

years

↓

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

heard stupidest

↓

Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?

club fight fight-club miami

↓

Is Mr. Durden building an army?

army building durden

↓

I was living in a state

living state

↓

of perpetual déjà vu.

↓

Everywhere I went,

↓

I felt I'd already been there.

↓

It was like following an invisible man.

following invisible

↓

The smell of dried blood,

blood dried smell

↓

dirty, bare footprints circling each other,

bare circling dirty

↓

that aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.

aroma chicken fried fried-chicken sweat

↓

The feel of a floor still warm

floor warm

↓

from the fight the night before.

fight night

↓

I was always just one step behind Tyler.

behind step tyler

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

His name is Robert Paulson.

name robert

↓

His-

↓

Welcome back, sir.

welcome

↓

How have you been?

↓

Do you know me?

↓

Is this a test, sir?

test

↓

No, this is not a test.

test

↓

You were in here last Thursday.

thursday

↓

Thursday?

thursday

↓

You were standing

standing

↓

exactly where you are now,

↓

asking how good security is.

asking security

↓

It's tight as a drum, sir.

drum tight

↓

Who do you think I am?

↓

Are you sure this isn't a test?

test

↓

No, this is not a test.

test

↓

You're Mr. Durden.

durden

↓

You're the one who gave me this.

↓

Please return your seat backs

backs return seat

↓

to their full, upright and locked position.

full locked position

↓

Yeah?

↓

Marla, it's me.

marla

↓

Have we ever done it?

↓

Done what?

↓

Have we ever had sex?

↓

What kind of stupid question is that?

question stupid

↓

Is it stupid because the answer's yes,

answers stupid

↓

or because the answer's no?

answers

↓

Is this a trick?

trick

↓

No, Marla, I need to know-

marla

↓

You mean you want to know if I think

↓

we were just having sex or making love?

having love

↓

We did make love.

love

↓

Is that what you're calling it?

calling

↓

Just answer the question,

answer question

↓

Marla, please!

marla

↓

Did we do it or not?

↓

You fuck me, then snub me.

fuck

↓

You love me, you hate me.

hate love

↓

You show me a sensitive side,

sensitive side

↓

then you turn into a total asshole.

asshole total

↓

Is that a pretty accurate description

accurate description

↓

of our relationship, Tyler?

relationship tyler

↓

We have just lost cabin pressure.

cabin lost pressure

↓

What did you just say?

↓

What is wrong with you?

↓

What did you call me? Say my name!

name

↓

Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden,

durden tyler tyler-durden

↓

you fucking freak. What's going on?

freak fucking

↓

I'm coming over.

coming

↓

No, wait, Marla, I'm not there-

marla

↓

You broke your promise.

broke promise

↓

Jesus, Tyler.

jesus tyler

↓

You fuckin' talked to her about me.

fuckin talked

↓

Tyler, what the fuck is going on here?

fuck tyler

↓

I asked you for one thing,

asked

↓

one simple thing.

simple

↓

Why do people think that I'm you?

↓

Answer me!

answer

↓

Sit.

↓

Now answer me.

answer

↓

Why do people think that I'm you?

↓

I think you know.

↓

No, I don't.

↓

Yes, you do.

↓

Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?

confuse possibly

↓

Uh... I... I don't know.

↓

You got it.

↓

No.

↓

Do not fuck with us.

fuck

↓

Say it.

↓

Because...

↓

Say it.

↓

Because we're the same person.

person

↓

That's right.

↓

We are the all-singing, all dancing-

dancing singing

↓

I don't understand this.

↓

You were looking for a way

looking

↓

to change your life.

change life

↓

You could not do this on your own.

↓

All the ways you wish you could be,

ways wish

↓

that's me.

↓

I look like you wanna look,

↓

I fuck like you wanna fuck,

fuck

↓

I am smart, capable,

capable smart

↓

and most importantly, I am free

free importantly

↓

in all the ways that you are not.

ways

↓

Oh, no.

↓

Tyler's not here.

tylers

↓

Tyler went away.

tyler

↓

- Tyler's gone. - What?

gone tylers

↓

This is impossible.

impossible

↓

- No. - This is crazy.

crazy

↓

People do it every day.

↓

They talk to themselves.

↓

They see themselves as they'd like to be.

theyd

↓

They don't have the courage you have,

courage

↓

to just run with it.

↓

Naturally, you're still wrestling with it,

naturally wrestling

↓

so sometimes you're still you.

sometimes

↓

We should do this again sometime.

sometime

↓

Other times, you imagine yourself watching me.

imagine times watching

↓

If this is your first night at Fight Club,

club fight fight-club night

↓

you have to fight.

fight

↓

Little by little,

↓

youre just letting yourself become...

become letting

↓

Tyler Durden.

durden tyler tyler-durden

↓

You are not your job,

↓

or how much money you have in the bank!

bank money

↓

No, you have a house.

house

↓

Rented in your name.

name rented

↓

You have jobs, you have a whole life.

jobs life whole whole-life

↓

You have night jobs because you can't sleep.

jobs night sleep

↓

Or you stay up and make soap.

soap

↓

Marla-You're fucking Marla, Tyler.

fucking marla tyler

↓

Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla.

fucking marla technically

↓

But it's all the same to her.

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

Now you see our dilemma.

dilemma

↓

She knows too much.

knows

↓

I think we're going to have to talk

↓

about how this might compromise our goals.

compromise goals might

↓

Wh-What are you saying?

↓

This is - This is bullshit.

bullshit

↓

This is bullshit.

bullshit

↓

I'm not listening to this.

listening

↓

You are insane.

insane

↓

No, you're insane.

insane

↓

And we simply do not have time for this crap.

simply

↓

It's called a changeover.

called

↓

The movie goes on,

movie

↓

and nobody in the audience

audience nobody

↓

has any idea.

idea

↓

Sir!

↓

Are you checking out?

checking

↓

Yeah, uh, b-bill me.

bill

↓

I need you to initial this list

initial list

↓

of phone calls, please.

calls phone phone-calls

↓

When were these made?

↓

It says right there, sir,

↓

between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.

morning

↓

No, I w-

↓

Have I been going to bed

↓

earlier every night?

night

↓

Have I been sleeping later?

sleeping

↓

Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

longer tyler

↓

Is anybody here?

anybody

↓

Déjà vu all over again.

↓

Yeah, with enough soap,

soap

↓

we could blow up just about anything.

blow

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

1888.

↓

I'm sorry, who am I calling?

calling

↓

1888 Franklin. This is Maintenance.

franklin maintenance

↓

Hello?

↓

Hello?

↓

1888 Franklin Street?

franklin street

↓

Yes. Can I help you?

↓

Hello?

↓

Yeah, yeah.

↓

Uh, I need to talk to your supervisor

supervisor

↓

right away.

↓

Speaking.

speaking

↓

OK, listen to me.

↓

I think something really terrible

↓

is about to happen at your building.

building happen

↓

You have got-

↓

It's under control, sir.

control

↓

Excuse me?

excuse

↓

Don't worry about us, sir.

worry

↓

We're solid.

solid

↓

2160.

↓

Marla! Marla!

marla

↓

Hey! Fuck! Wait!

fuck

↓

Wait, I gotta talk to you!

↓

Marla, Marla!

marla

↓

Your whacked-out bald freaks

bald freaks whacked

↓

hit me with a fucking broom!

broom fucking

↓

They almost broke my arm!

broke

↓

They were burning their fingertips with lye,

burning

↓

the stink was unbelievable.

stink unbelievable

↓

Look-Look, listen,

↓

it's gonna take a tremendous act

tremendous

↓

of faith on your part,

faith part

↓

but you've got to hear me out.

↓

Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit.

avalanche bullshit comes

↓

A little more faith than that.

faith

↓

No, listen, I don't want to hear

↓

anything you have to say.

↓

You have every right to be...

↓

Um, I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

coffee thanks

↓

Sir, anything you order is free of charge, sir.

charge free order

↓

Why is it free of charge?

charge free

↓

Don't-Don't ask.

↓

Whatever.

↓

I'll have the clam chowder, the fried chicken

chicken chowder clam fried fried-chicken

↓

with the baked potato with everything,

baked potato

↓

and a chocolate chiffon pie.

chocolate

↓

Clean food, please.

clean food

↓

In that case, sir, may I advise against

advise case

↓

the lady eating the clam chowder?

chowder clam eating lady

↓

No clam chowder, thank you.

chowder clam

↓

You've got about 30 seconds.

seconds

↓

Marla, I know that I've been acting

acting marla

↓

very, very strange.

strange

↓

OK, I know that it's got to seem

↓

Like there's 2 sides to me-

sides

↓

2 sides?

sides

↓

You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

jackass

↓

I deserve that, but-

deserve

↓

I've come to realize something

realize

↓

very, very important.

↓

What?

↓

The full extent of our relationship

full relationship

↓

wasn't really clear to me up until now,

clear

↓

for reasons I'm not going to go into,

reasons

↓

but the important thing is, I know

↓

that I haven't been treating you so nice.

treating

↓

Yeah, whatever.

↓

No, no - 15 seconds.

seconds

↓

15 seconds, please, please.

seconds

↓

15 seconds, don't open your mouth.

mouth open seconds

↓

I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry.

↓

Because what I've come to realize

realize

↓

is that I really like you, Marla.

marla

↓

You do?

↓

I really do.

↓

I care about you

care

↓

and I don't want anything bad

↓

to happen to you because of me.

happen

↓

Marla, your life is in danger.

danger life marla

↓

What?

↓

You need to leave town for a while.

town

↓

Get out of any major city

city major

↓

and just go camping or something.

camping

↓

You're an insane person.

insane person

↓

No, no, I've involved you

involved

↓

in something terrible that's about to happen.

happen

↓

No. Shut up,

↓

shut up!

↓

Listen, I tried, Tyler.

tried tyler

↓

I really tried.

tried

↓

I know you did.

↓

There are things about you I like.

↓

You're smart, you're funny,

funny smart

↓

you're spectacular in bed.

spectacular

↓

But you're intolerable.

↓

You have very serious emotional problems.

emotional problems serious

↓

Deep-seated problems for which you should seek

deep problems seated seek

↓

professional help.

professional

↓

I know, and I'm sorry.

↓

Yeah, you're sorry, I'm sorry,

↓

everyone's sorry. But...

everyones

↓

I can't do this anymore.

anymore

↓

I can't.

↓

And I won't.

↓

I'm gone.

gone

↓

You can't leave, Marla,

marla

↓

you're not safe!

safe

↓

No! Leave me alone!

alone

↓

Marla, I'm trying to protect you.

marla protect

↓

I don't ever want to see you again!

↓

That's fine, if that's what it takes...

takes

↓

You wait. Wait right here.

↓

Hold it right there.

↓

Shut up!

↓

Shut up!

↓

Take this money and get on this bus.

money

↓

And I promise you

promise

↓

I will never bother you again

bother

↓

if that's what you want.

↓

Shut up!

↓

Please get on the bus.

↓

Please get on the bus!

↓

Why are you doing this?

↓

Because they think you're some kind of a threat.

threat

↓

I-I can't explain it right now,

explain

↓

just trust me.

trust

↓

If I see where you're going,

↓

you will not be safe.

safe

↓

I'm not paying this back.

paying

↓

I consider it asshole tax.

asshole consider

↓

That's fine. Remember, stay out of major cities

cities major remember

↓

for at least a couple of days, OK?

couple days least

↓

Tyler.

tyler

↓

You're the worst thing

worst

↓

that ever happened to me.

happened

↓

Hello.

↓

I need you to arrest me.

arrest

↓

I am the leader of a terrorist organization

leader organization terrorist

↓

responsible for numerous acts of vandalism,

acts numerous responsible vandalism

↓

and assault all over this city.

assault city

↓

...in the metropolitan area,

area

↓

with probably a couple hundred members.

couple hundred members

↓

Chapters have sprung up

sprung

↓

in 5 or 6 other major cities already.

cities major

↓

This is a tightly regimented organization,

organization tightly

↓

with many cells capable of operating

capable cells operating

↓

completely independent of central leadership.

central completely independent leadership

↓

Look, look, go to that house, OK?

house

↓

1537 Paper Street.

paper street

↓

That's our headquarters.

headquarters

↓

In the back, buried in the garden,

buried garden

↓

you'll find the body of Robert Paulson.

body robert

↓

In the basement,

basement

↓

you're gonna find some bathtubs

↓

that have been used very recently

recently used

↓

to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

↓

I believe the plan

believe plan

↓

is to blow up the headquarters

blow headquarters

↓

of these credit card companies,

card companies credit credit-card

↓

and the T.R.W. Building.

building

↓

Why these buildings?

buildings

↓

Why credit card companies?

card companies credit credit-card

↓

If you erase the debt record,

debt erase record

↓

then we all go back to zero.

zero

↓

It'll create total chaos.

chaos create itll total

↓

Keep him talking.

↓

I need to make a phone call.

phone

↓

I really admire what you're doing.

admire

↓

What?

↓

You're a brave man to order this.

brave order

↓

You're a genius, sir.

genius

↓

You said, if anyone ever interferes

↓

with Project Mayhem- even you-

mayhem project

↓

we gotta get his bails.

↓

It's useless to fight.

fight useless

↓

This is really a powerful gesture,

gesture powerful

↓

Mr. Durden.

durden

↓

It'll set quite an example.

example itll

↓

You're making a big mistake, fellas.

fellas mistake

↓

You said you'd say that.

↓

I'm not Tyler Durden!

durden tyler tyler-durden

↓

You told us you'd say that, too.

↓

All right, I am Tyler Durden.

durden tyler tyler-durden

↓

Listen to me,

↓

I'm giving you a direct order.

direct giving order

↓

We are aborting this mission, right now.

mission

↓

You said you would definitely say that.

↓

Are you fucking out of your minds?

fucking minds

↓

You're police officers!

officers police

↓

Somebody timing this?

somebody timing

↓

No! No!

↓

Keep your mouth shut!

mouth

↓

Shit.

↓

Yeah?

↓

Hey, you know, some of this information

information

↓

checks out.

checks

↓

Let's go over to that house

house

↓

on Paper Street.

paper street

↓

Be right there.

↓

Hey! Wait!

↓

I got him.

↓

Sir, we have to do this, sir.

↓

Stop fighting.

fighting

↓

Where's the rubber band?

band rubber

↓

Get away from me!

↓

Drop that fucking knife!

drop fucking knife

↓

Drop it!

drop

↓

Back up.

↓

Face down on the floor,

face floor

↓

both of you, right now!

↓

Get down on the floor!

floor

↓

First person comes out this fucking door

comes door fucking person

↓

gets a-gets a lead salad, you understand?

lead salad

↓

Get away! Get away!

↓

I ran.

↓

I ran until my muscles burned

burned muscles

↓

and my veins pumped battery acid.

acid battery pumped veins

↓

Then I ran some more.

↓

What the fuck are you doing?

fuck

↓

Running around in your underpants.

running underpants

↓

Man, you look like a crazy person.

crazy crazy-person person

↓

No, I'm onto you.

↓

I know what's going on here.

↓

Well come on, then.

↓

I got us a great place to watch from.

place watch

↓

It'll be like pay-per-view.

itll view

↓

Oh, Christ.

christ

↓

Now what are you doing?

↓

I'm stopping this.

stopping

↓

Why? Greatest thing you've ever done, man.

greatest

↓

No, I can't let this happen.

happen

↓

You know there are 10 other bombs

bombs

↓

in 10 other buildings.

buildings

↓

God damn it, since when is Project Mayhem

mayhem project

↓

about murder?

murder

↓

The buildings are empty.

buildings empty

↓

Security and maintenance, all our people.

maintenance security

↓

We're not killing anyone, man,

killing

↓

we're setting 'em free.

free setting

↓

Bob is dead.

dead

↓

They shot him in the head.

head shot

↓

You wanna make an omelet,

omelet

↓

you gotta break some eggs.

break eggs

↓

No, I'm not listening to you.

listening

↓

You're not even there.

↓

Wouldn't do that.

↓

Not unless I knew which wires were what.

wires

↓

If you know, then I know.

↓

Or...

↓

maybe I knew you'd know,

↓

so I spent the whole day

spent whole

↓

thinking about the wrong ones.

ones thinking

↓

You think?

↓

Oh, heavens no, not the green one.

green heavens

↓

Pull any one but the green one.

green pull

↓

I asked you not to do that!

asked

↓

Tyler, get away from the van.

tyler

↓

Tyler, I'm not kidding!

kidding tyler

↓

Get away from the van!

↓

God damn it!

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

Whoa!

whoa

↓

OK, you are now firing a gun

firing

↓

at your imaginary friend

friend imaginary imaginary-friend

↓

near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

gallons near

↓

Look, Tyler, Tyler!

tyler

↓

Ahh!

↓

Aw, come on.

↓

Don't go.

↓

What?!

↓

3 minutes.

minutes

↓

This is it.

↓

The beginning.

beginning

↓

Ground zero.

ground zero

↓

I think this is about where we came in.

↓

Would you like to say a few words

words

↓

to mark the occasion?

mark occasion

↓

I'm sorry?

↓

I still can't think of anything.

↓

Ah, flashback humor.

flashback humor

↓

It's getting exciting now.

exciting

↓

2 and 1/2.

↓

Think of everything

↓

we've accomplished, man.

accomplished

↓

Out these windows, we will view

view windows

↓

the collapse of financial history.

collapse financial history

↓

One step closer to economic equilibrium.

closer economic step

↓

Why is she here?

↓

Tying up loose ends.

ends loose tying

↓

Put me down, you bald-headed fucks!

bald fucks headed

↓

I'm begging you,

begging

↓

please don't do this.

↓

I'm not doing this.

↓

We are doing this.

↓

This is what we want.

↓

No, I don't want this.

↓

Right, except you is meaningless now.

except meaningless

↓

We have to forget about you.

forget

↓

Jesus, you're a voice in my head.

head jesus voice

↓

You're a voice in mine.

voice

↓

You're a fucking hallucination,

fucking

↓

why can't I get rid of you?

↓

You need me.

↓

No, I don't, I really don't anymore.

anymore

↓

Hey, you created me.

created

↓

I didn't create some loser alter ego

alter create loser

↓

to make myself feel better.

↓

Take some responsibility.

responsibility

↓

I do.

↓

I am responsible for all of it,

responsible

↓

and I accept that.

accept

↓

So please, I'm begging you,

begging

↓

please call this off.

↓

Have I ever let us down?

↓

How far have you come because of me?

↓

I will bring us through this.

bring

↓

As always,

↓

I will carry you, kicking and screaming,

carry kicking screaming

↓

and in the end, you will thank me.

↓

Tyler.

tyler

↓

Tyler, I'm grateful to you

grateful tyler

↓

for everything

↓

that you've done for me.

↓

But this is too much.

↓

I don't want this.

↓

What do you want?!

↓

Want to go back to the shit-job,

↓

fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

condo fucking sitcoms watching world

↓

Fuck you. I won't do it.

fuck

↓

Oh, God, this can't be happening.

↓

It's already done, so shut up.

↓

60 seconds.

seconds

↓

Can you see alright?

alright

↓

I can figure this out.

figure

↓

I can figure this out, this isn't even real.

figure real

↓

You're not real, that gun isn't-

real

↓

That gun isn't even in your hand.

hand

↓

The gun's in my hand.

guns hand

↓

Hey, good for you. Doesn't change a thing.

change

↓

Why do you want to put a gun to your head?

head

↓

Not my head, Tyler.

head tyler

↓

Our head.

head

↓

Interesting.

interesting

↓

Where are you going with this, I KEA boy?

↓

Hey, it's you and me.

↓

Friends.

friends

↓

Tyler...

tyler

↓

I want you to really listen to me.

↓

OK.

↓

My eyes are open.

eyes open

↓

What's that smell?

smell

↓

Where is everybody?

everybody

↓

I don't know, what's goin' on?

goin

↓

Mr. Durden!

durden

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

Sir?

↓

Are you, uh...

↓

Are you alright, sir?

alright

↓

Oh, yeah, I'm OK.

↓

You look terrible, sir.

↓

What happened?

happened

↓

Oh, nothing. It's no problem.

problem

↓

Oh, no, no, sir, he's not kidding.

kidding

↓

You look really awful.

awful

↓

You need medical assistance.

assistance medical

↓

- I'm fine. - Ugh.

↓

Look, I'm fine.

↓

Everything's fine.

everythings

↓

Let-Let her go.

↓

Christ almighty!

almighty christ

↓

You!

↓

Hi, Marla.

marla

↓

Leave her with me,

↓

get your stuff,

stuff

↓

I'll meet you downstairs.

downstairs meet

↓

Are you sure?

↓

Yes, I'm sure.

↓

You fucker!

fucker

↓

What kind of sick fucking game

fucking game sick

↓

are you playing now,

playing

↓

putting me on a fucking bu-

fucking putting

↓

Oh, my God, your face!

face

↓

Yeah, I know.

↓

What happened?

happened

↓

Don't ask.

↓

You're shot.

shot

↓

Yes, I'm shot.

shot

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

I can't believe he's standing.

believe standing

↓

One tough motherfucker.

motherfucker tough

↓

Who did this?

↓

I did, actually.

↓

Find some gauze.

gauze

↓

You shot yourself?

shot

↓

Yes, but it's OK.

↓

Marla, look at me.

marla

↓

I'm really OK.

↓

Trust me.

trust

↓

Everything's gonna be fine.

everythings

↓

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

life strange