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Obsession

Season 1, Episode 1 — Obsession

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Obsession

Episode title: Episode 1

Air date: October 04, 2026

Source: TMDB

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Ever since we...

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You're the only person that I've ever...

person

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Sorry, this is weird. I-I don't talk like this.

weird

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No, it's okay.

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I feel like I'm coming apart.

apart coming

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I think about you all the time, Nikki.

nikki

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I try not to...

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...you're in every song I listen to.

song

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You were the only person who was nice to me

person

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when I moved here.

moved

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And at first, I thought maybe you...

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Well, I realized who you are.

realized

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And then, after Nana passed, you were the one that called

called nana passed

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even when I didn't have anything to say

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and we just sat there.

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So I keep telling myself, "Don't tell her.

telling

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"She's too good.

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And she'll... you'll lose her."

lose shell

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But maybe you should know...

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...that I would choose you over everything.

choose

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Aw.

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- That's everything. - No, no. Stop.

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- Okay, th-th-that was cringey. - Oh, my God. I knew it.

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- Way too much. - I-I'm so sorry.

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I thought that was sweet.

sweet

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- I thought it was gross. - I-I should've...

gross shouldve

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- Okay, this time I want you... - No, I...

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I'm not doing it again, dude.

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- That was so embarrassing. - Yeah, yeah.

embarrassing

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That would freak... Th-Th-That freaked me out.

freak freaked

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Okay? Nikki would vomit.

nikki vomit

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You told me to pour my heart out.

heart pour

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Do you know how vulnerable I just got?

vulnerable

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I underestimated you.

underestimated

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- What if you got her something nice? -No, no.

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- I'll try that. - D-Don't get her anything.

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Dude, you got to be less...

less

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way less sappy with Nikki, okay?

less nikki

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She doesn't like that shit. She doesn't.

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Flowers, the candy that she said she likes?

candy flowers likes

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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What?

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Thank you.

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You want me to go?

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- Yeah, if-if you want, yeah. - Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah.

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I'm sorry that... I'm sorry I made you do that.

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No. No, it's okay. You're okay.

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- No, it-it just... - It's a fun break.

break fun

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- Just pretend like... - You're good.

pretend

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Oh, my God, dude, that was so embarrassing.

embarrassing

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Can we leave?

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Yeah, well, thank God I did it. That was... that was awful.

awful

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Thank you for that.

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Have you ever actually, like, flirted with Nikki?

nikki

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Invite romance.

invite romance

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- Invite romance? - Tease her.

invite romance tease

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- Be playfully mean with her. - Be mean to her?

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Playfully mean, yeah, but bring up Freaky Nikki.

bring freaky nikki

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You want me to call her Freaky Nikki?

freaky nikki

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You know she's sensitive about that.

sensitive

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Be like, "Hey, remember when you used to get bullied?

bullied remember used

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Everybody called you Freaky Nikki?"

called everybody freaky nikki

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She'll be like, "Oh, my God.

shell

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"Oh, no, Bear, that was... that was so long ago.

bear

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Don't. Please."

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And that will, like, take her breath away?

breath

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Just say,

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"Nikki, I think we should grab a drink sometime."

drink grab nikki sometime

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Yeah, I've grabbed drinks sometimes.

drinks grabbed sometimes

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She always invites you.

invites

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- Yeah, exactly. - I asked you guys not to come

asked

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to trivia for one night.

night trivia

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Y-You can't ask her out at trivia, Bear.

bear trivia

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You can't. I-I'm not gonna let you.

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It's a good, organic time to ask.

organic

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I love trivia night.

love night trivia

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It's all I have.

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I wake up every Wednesday

wake wednesday

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rock hard, thinking about trivia.

hard rock thinking trivia

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God, I can't get over how dumb I just looked.

dumb looked

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Y-You can't turn our weekly gathering

gathering weekly

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of camaraderie and skill i-into your... your...

skill

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your seven-year-late promposal, Bear.

bear late seven

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Then when do I ask?

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Any other time.

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All you have is time.

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If she means this much to you--

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and I know she does-- wait.

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Do it at the right time.

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Okay.

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Okay, I'll wait.

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- I'll do it right. - Now say it with me.

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All you have is time.

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Oh, no.

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Sandy?

sandy

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Sandy?

sandy

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Oh, no.

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Sandy?

sandy

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No.

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No, no, no, no.

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Oh, no, no. No, no!

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Oh, shit.

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How did you get into these?

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Oh, man.

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Why can't she...

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Just...

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- Hey. - Wow, you are so lucky.

lucky

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Today was so busy.

busy today

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Oh.

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I needed a good day off.

needed

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Oh, yeah. Definitely.

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You work so hard.

hard

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You know I do.

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Oh, uh, what time are you showing up tonight?

showing tonight

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I want to secure the spot early.

early secure spot

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Oh.

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Um, I'll...

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I don't think I'm gonna make it tonight, actually.

tonight

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Aw, Bear, no.

bear

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I wanted to see you tonight.

tonight wanted

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We need your brain.

brain

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We got to beat the Rag Tags this week.

beat tags week

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Uh, well, I mean...

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I...

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I-I don't... I don't think I can tonight.

tonight

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I'm just catching up on some stuff.

catching stuff

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I was gonna tell you something.

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What?

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I mean, should I, like, tell you now?

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Yeah.

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What?

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Yeah, so I'm putting in my two weeks.

putting weeks

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Really?

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How come?

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I don't know.

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Yeah, we're kind of running out of time, Bear, so, um...

bear running

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you know, might want to skip that stuff

might skip stuff

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you're working on.

working

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You're right.

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- Tonight's the night. - Shit!

night tonights

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Goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it

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Are you okay?

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No, I just dropped my crystal necklace down the drain.

crystal drain dropped necklace

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- Oh, shit. - Ugh!

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Sorry.

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Why would she even say that?

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Hey, uh, we're closing soon,

closing

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so let me know if you need anything.

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Oh, o-okay.

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- Thank you. - Right. Yeah, I know.

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Ryan was saying that, too, so I'm not the only one.

ryan

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Oh, you're definitely not the only one.

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- I know. - Hey, uh, sorry.

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I-I do need help.

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Um, do you have, uh, crystal necklaces?

crystal

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Yeah. Yeah, here, let me show you.

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No, honestly, 'cause that's what I was saying before.

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Like, what? What are you even talking about?

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Oh, my God, that's crazy.

crazy

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- What? - No.

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Hold on a second.

second

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Um, so this is all we have.

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Yeah, each rock has its own

rock

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kind of unique energy and whatever.

energy unique

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So, the amethyst is for calmness, clarity,

clarity

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and then the rose quartz attracts, like, love and shit.

love rose

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What's one that's, like, good...

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energy or, like, good vibes?

energy vibes

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Probably the citrine.

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I mean, it's basically sunshine in a rock.

rock sunshine

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Okay. Thanks.

thanks

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Yeah. Let me know if you need anything else.

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Sunshine in a rock.

rock sunshine

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Well, no, 'cause yesterday at lunch,

lunch yesterday

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Becca was being, like, such a... Yeah.

becca

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Nikki would hate that.

hate nikki

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No, that's what I'm saying.

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And then her bringing Ryan with her?

bringing ryan

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I was like, "What are you even doing?"

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Like, really?

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You know we don't even like him.

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Just so annoying.

annoying

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Yeah.

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Honestly, 'cause that's what I was saying...

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What, no crystal?

crystal

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I like this.

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Yeah, well, they've been pretty popular since we put them out.

popular

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You know, everybody wants a wish.

everybody everybody-wants wants wish

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Well, it's not for me, so...

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Okay, well, don't come back complaining.

complaining

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Do people complain about these or...?

complain

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Well, they're kind of like collectibles,

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so some people don't open them, but the people who do,

open

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you know, come back and complain.

complain

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'Cause it's a scam or...?

scam

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Hey, man, we're not scammers, okay?

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No, no, I don't mean that you're a scammer,

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but just, like, why do they complain?

complain

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'Cause they're mad

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- 'cause it doesn't work? - Yeah, or whatever.

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Or it does work and it, like, ruins their lives?

lives ruins

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Or they die or wish they were dead.

dead wish

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You're good, very good.

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Yeah, you could write a review.

review write

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This is gonna be seven...

seven

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Have you ever even been into a Guitar Center?

center guitar

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- No. - They aren't all tuned.

tuned

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- So, basically... - It's not about the guitars,

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- and you know that. - Those teenagers are fucking

fucking teenagers

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slapping it like a bass, and the shitty demo strings--

bass demo shitty slapping strings

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- don't even get me started. - Ladies, please.

ladies started

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He doesn't expect them to be tuned all the time.

expect tuned

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It's...

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If you're working on your book or whatever...

book working

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- Girls. - ...or you're on the clock,

clock girls

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- it would give you something to do. -Oh, my God.

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I never work on my book when there are customers

book customers

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in the store, so why does it matter?

matter store

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I know, but look, I'm the one that has to go home

home

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and hear my dad complain about my friends all night.

complain friends night

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I'm just asking you to pretend

asking pretend

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- like you're working. - What?

working

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- Just, like... - I mean, it's easy

easy

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- for you to say... - No.

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...when you're leaving for tattoo school.

leaving school tattoo

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It's art school, and I haven't gotten in yet.

gotten school

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I thought you got into Luther.

luther

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No, I said I want to go to Luther.

luther

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- Sorry, I didn't... - Still have a shot.

shot

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- Sorry. - Later.

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- I-I just don't want you to get in trouble. -Later.

trouble

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- I know, babe. I love you. -I love you.

babe love

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What the fuck are you guys doing?

fuck

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- Uh... - Ian's just messing with me.

messing

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I look over, and these two are just...

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Hey, cut the shit.

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Hey, can we focus up? This is, uh, this is very serious to me.

focus serious

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I'm gonna go get some shots.

shots

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- Great idea, Nikki. - I'll-I'll come with you.

idea nikki

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Thank you. Thank you.

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What the fuck were you guys doing?

fuck

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After.

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Four shots of tequila, please.

four shots tequila

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Um, and anything else?

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I'll get a piña colada.

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A piña colada?

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Don't make fun of my drink.

drink fun

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- What? - I like a man

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who's in touch with his feminine side.

feminine side touch

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- Why is that feminine? - It's not.

feminine

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I don't like the taste of the alcohol.

alcohol taste

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- Yeah, we'll get you juice. - Wow.

juice

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Wait, so what was the important stuff

stuff

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- on the phone today? - A lot.

phone today

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I did a lot of really important things.

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- That? - Cleaned.

cleaned

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- Mm. - I did my taxes.

taxes

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- I did... - You watched TV all day.

watched

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Yeah, that's all I did.

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Bear.

bear

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Yeah.

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So, uh, I was thinking...

thinking

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Got a card for the shots?

card shots

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Uh, yes.

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I got it.

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Okay, fine. Yes.

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You can... But I think...

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- Ah. - I said I got it.

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Yeah, you got to be quicker than that.

quicker

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

welcome

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Uh...

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Anyway, um...

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- I went to the store... - Open or closed?

closed open store

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Oh. Open, babe.

babe open

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I was just trying to say that I...

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you said you dropped your necklace...

dropped necklace

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Guys, Sarah just told me that her dad keeps a gun

keeps sarah

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- in the break room safe. - Wow.

break room safe

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Are you serious?

serious

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Dead serious.

dead dead-serious serious

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I feel like he, like,

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should've mentioned that or something.

mentioned shouldve

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Not if it's locked away. It's fine.

locked

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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Um, you were saying something.

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Yeah, what were you saying?

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I was just saying,

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um, I... I'll just... I'll tell you later.

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It's fine. I-I got... I went to this...

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Didn't realize we were all taking a field trip to the bar.

field field-trip realize trip

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- Ooh la la. - All right.

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- To... Okay. - Fine, yeah.

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What are we cheers-ing to?

cheers

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To Sandy.

sandy

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- Thanks for coming out tonight. -Oh.

coming thanks tonight

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- It is trivia time. - Mm-mm. All right.

trivia

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- And as always... - Let's get these fuckers, huh?

fuckers

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- All right. -Yeah, I'm looking at you, bitch.

bitch looking

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- Here we go. - ...will win a $100 Visa.

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Why to Sandy?

sandy

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- And tonight's theme is going to be...

theme tonights

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- What? - ...early film trivia.

early film trivia

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Sandy died.

died sandy

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Okay, this first one's a two-parter...

ones

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- What? - Yeah.

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...and you have to answer both. Here we go.

answer

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Really?

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This animated film features a blue genie

animated blue features film

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- that can grant three wishes. - Bear, I'm so sorry.

bear grant three wishes

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Oh, it's okay.

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What is the name of this movie...?

movie name

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Guys, settle down.

settle

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- Bear. - Settle down.

bear settle

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Okay, okay, guys...

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Come on, douchebags. We're going to Greedo's.

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No, please. I just want to go home.

home

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You're saying no to karaoke?

karaoke

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I'm saying no to bad singers and sticky tabletops

singers sticky

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when I just want to go home and sleep.

home sleep

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All right, so who's gonna dance

dance

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when I "Slim Shady" the whole joint?

joint shady slim whole

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"Who's gonna dance when I

dance

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'Slim Shady' the whole joint?"

joint shady slim whole

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Wait, Ian, let's do a duet.

duet

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- Fuck that. - High School Musical?

fuck musical school

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Sarah will sing. Give me a G.

sarah sing

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Ah.

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What the fuck was that?

fuck

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- No, Sarah sucks. - Shut the fuck up.

fuck sarah sucks

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- Can you just please take me home? -Bro.

home

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- I just want to go to bed. - Nikki...

nikki

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I had a long day. I don't want to go

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to the next fucking bar with you guys.

fucking

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My car's headed to Greedo's, Nikki.

cars headed nikki

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- We could drop her off on the way. -Come on!

drop

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I could take you home.

home

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You're a real piece of work, man.

piece real

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- Thank you. - Bear.

bear

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- No, Bear, you have to come. - Fuck that.

bear fuck

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- I'm too tired. - Fuck you.

fuck tired

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Does anybody have cash?

anybody cash

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Uh, I think I have a 20.

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Oh, you're an angel.

angel

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- Okay. - I'll pay you back!

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You can't have it.

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Great, just bought a guy's heroin for the week.

bought heroin week

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You would know the street price.

price street

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All right, Bear, you ready?

bear ready

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- Good night, guys. - Okay.

night

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Jesus, Ian.

jesus

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- Bye. - Get home safe, okay?

home safe

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- God, you're so fucking annoying, you... -Ian.

annoying fucking

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Get your girl home safe.

girl girl-home home safe

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Ew. Don't say it like that.

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See you later, Bear.

bear

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All right, Bear, let's get the fuck out of here.

bear fuck

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- All right. Let's go. - Fuck these losers.

fuck losers

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Let's go get fucked up.

fucked

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- Yeah, Bear, fuck you. - Let's go.

bear fuck

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Sorry about your cat, Baron.

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It's okay.

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Well, it's not, but...

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I don't think it's, like, hit me yet.

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You know you can always call me when it does.

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I know.

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It's gonna be weird not seeing you every day.

seeing weird

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Just, I'm not happy there.

happy

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I mean, it's just a job, Nikki.

nikki

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Yeah, well, I want to write.

write

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- I mean, you are. - No, I...

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I feel like I need a big life change.

change life

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I'm not feeling love, and I want to feel love

feeling love

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if I want to bring the story to life.

bring life story

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Love?

love

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So it's a romance.

romance

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No, it's not a romance. It's a love story.

love love-story romance story

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Isn't that the same thing?

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You know, you're the only person

person

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that I get to really talk to about this stuff.

stuff

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You are, too.

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Especially at work.

especially

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You're not a complete brick wall.

brick brick-wall complete wall

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Oh. Um, don't let me forget.

forget

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I-I... I got you something.

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What?

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You'll see.

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Ew. No. That...

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Why does that make me nervous?

nervous

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I don't know.

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That's an odd reaction.

reaction

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You know, Sarah was asking about you all day today.

asking sarah today

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How do you feel about that?

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You're asking if I have feelings for Sarah?

asking feelings sarah

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I'm asking how you feel about Sarah,

asking sarah

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and if how you feel about her is having a crush on her,

crush having

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then that would be how you feel about her.

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I like her as a friend.

friend

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God. I figured.

figured

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She's so fucking obvious.

fucking obvious

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Yeah, she is.

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When I have a crush on a guy, no one knows.

crush knows

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Good night.

night

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Nikki, wait.

nikki

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What?

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I was gonna ask you, um...

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Uh...

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I-I lost my train of thought.

lost train

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- Good night. - Good night.

night

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Wa... Oh.

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Hey, do you remember in Mr. Lando's class

class remember

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when, uh, I forgot my mouthpiece

forgot

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and he was, like, in a really pissy mood that day

mood pissy

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and you told me you had an extra one?

extra

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And then you gave me yours, but, like...

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Bear, Lando liked me.

bear lando liked

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You were on thin ice, okay?

thin

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Good night.

night

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Good night, Freaky Nikki.

freaky night nikki

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Ew. Don't call me that.

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I know. I was kidding.

kidding

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- You know I don't like that. - Sorry.

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I know. I'm sorry.

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Do you like me?

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What?

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'Cause if you do, now is the time to tell me.

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I...

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I think we're good friends.

friends

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Okay.

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Good. Good night.

night

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Oh, fuck.

fuck

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Why?

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

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Okay.

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"One Wish Willow.

wish

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Amaze your friends. You only get one wish."

friends wish

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I wish Nikki Freeman loved me

loved nikki wish

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more than anyone in the fucking world.

fucking fucking-world world

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What the fuck?

fuck

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Oh, shit.

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Um, hey.

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Uh, I just had to pull up directions.

directions pull

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You said you had something for me?

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Um...

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Yeah.

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Uh, I-I left it at home.

home left

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Okay.

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Um, I can bring it to work tomorrow.

bring tomorrow

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Oh, okay.

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Okay. Good night.

night

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Maybe you want to come inside?

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I mean, I did just lose my cat, Bear.

bear lose

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You lost your cat?

lost

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Oh, wait.

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Uh, I mean... I mean you lost your cat.

lost

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I'm so sorry.

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I'm so sorry for your loss.

loss

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Do you... Should we...

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Do you want to come inside or...?

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Nikki...

nikki

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are you okay?

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Are you okay?

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Am I okay because of the cat?

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Yeah.

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- Yeah, I'm fine. - Why don't you come inside,

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and we can have some drinks and talk about your cat.

drinks

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Yeah.

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I'm sorry. Yeah.

↓

Nikki, I'm confused.

confused nikki

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- I think you're drunk. - No!

drunk

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I'm not act...

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Wait, what the fuck?

fuck

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Nikki, what the fuck? Are you okay?

fuck nikki

↓

I'm acting so weird.

acting weird

↓

This is so weird.

weird

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

↓

No.

↓

- Why are you... - No. No.

↓

- What are you do... - Come on.

↓

- Come on. Come on. - What the fuck?

fuck

↓

Actually, no.

↓

What are you doing?

↓

I know what you're trying to do.

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

↓

Nikki, no. Why are you getting in my car?

nikki

↓

Let's go to your place.

place

↓

You are honestly freaking me out.

freaking

↓

Oh...

↓

God, no.

↓

I have never seen you act like this before.

seen

↓

What the fuck is wrong with you?

fuck

↓

I must be...

must

↓

pretty fucked up.

fucked

↓

Yes, I know, which is why I think you should go home...

home

↓

...and we'll pick this up tomorrow.

pick tomorrow

↓

Can't do that.

↓

Uh...

↓

I just don't know if I can be alone right now.

alone

↓

Why?

↓

My dad's dying.

dads dying

↓

Nikki, no.

nikki

↓

- I'm so sorry. - I just took one step

step

↓

inside my house, and I couldn't.

house

↓

Can we go, please?

↓

Where do you want to go?

↓

Wow.

↓

Yep.

↓

This is it.

↓

It's, uh...

↓

It's bigger than your last place.

bigger place

↓

Yeah. Um, it was Grandma's.

grandmas

↓

I got to keep it.

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

It smells like you.

smells

↓

What do you mean? Does it smell bad?

smell

↓

No. No, just you.

↓

It's nice.

↓

I like it here.

↓

Let me know if you need, like, water or towels

towels water

↓

or, I don't know, Advil or something, okay?

↓

- I'm sorry I was weird earlier. - No.

weird

↓

No need to apologize.

apologize

↓

Just, um...

↓

take all the space or time that you need.

space

↓

Okay?

↓

Good night.

night

↓

Wait.

↓

Yeah?

↓

Can you sleep with me?

sleep

↓

Please?

↓

- Um... - Please. I just...

↓

I'll get in my head all night and stare at the ceiling.

ceiling head night stare

↓

Please?

↓

Y-Yeah.

↓

Yeah.

↓

Are you okay?

↓

Given the circumstances, yeah.

circumstances given

↓

God, I needed this.

needed

↓

Really?

↓

Yeah.

↓

Why?

↓

Uh...

↓

I'm really sorry about your cat, Bear.

bear

↓

I... I think you got me beat on that one.

beat

↓

Wait.

↓

What the fuck?! What the fuck?!

fuck

↓

- What? What? What? - Oh, my God.

↓

- I'm so sorry. - You kissed me.

kissed

↓

I know. I-I... I thought I saw something.

↓

- What the fuck was that? - I don't know.

fuck

↓

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no.

↓

- Nikki, what the fuck was that? - I don't know. I just...

fuck nikki

↓

Can we... Can we sleep?

sleep

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

You don't have to be sorry. Just...

↓

Shit, you made me feel like I did something

↓

- you didn't like. - No.

↓

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just...

↓

- I thought I saw something. - Oh, my God.

↓

- You scared the shit out of me. - It was a panic attack.

attack panic panic-attack scared

↓

What?

↓

It was a panic attack.

attack panic panic-attack

↓

- Really? - Yeah.

↓

I'm just so lost.

lost

↓

It's okay.

↓

What were you doing?

↓

I-I was just going to the bathroom.

bathroom

↓

Can you lay with me?

↓

I don't know, Nikki.

nikki

↓

Please?

↓

Oh, no.

↓

No, you're supposed to like it.

supposed

↓

Nikki, you...

nikki

↓

It's a memorial. I...

memorial

↓

No, it's fucked up.

fucked

↓

Well, I don't know if it's fucked, Bear.

bear fucked

↓

No, it is.

↓

Is that good?

↓

Why would that be good?

↓

- Oh, Nikki. - What?

nikki

↓

Show me the plug-in keyboard that isn't working,

keyboard plug working

↓

'cause I don't want to give some Karen an excuse to...

excuse karen

↓

- Carter. Don't say "Karen." - What?

carter karen

↓

No, but isn't that someone that says no?

↓

No, Carter. You can't say that.

carter

↓

- Oh. Why? - There's people inside.

↓

- Just... Okay, let's go. - Yes.

↓

Go. Go.

↓

Okay. Okay.

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

↓

What the fuck happened last night?

fuck happened night

↓

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

↓

You're not gonna believe

believe

↓

the crazy fucking night that I just had, dude.

crazy fucking night

↓

- You fucked Nikki, you dog. - No. No.

fucked nikki

↓

- What did you say to her? - No, I didn't fuck her, dude.

fuck

↓

I just saw you come in together.

↓

- Yeah, well... - Did she sleep over?

sleep

↓

By the way, you got to clock in.

clock

↓

- Ian. - What-what are you afraid of?

afraid

↓

Sarah?

sarah

↓

Just pretend like we're... Laugh.

laugh pretend

↓

Yeah.

↓

I think Nikki is going through something.

nikki

↓

- What? - I don't know, dude.

↓

She was acting super fucking weird.

acting fucking super weird

↓

Like, she would, like...

↓

Like, what? Is she okay?

↓

No.

↓

- Did she tell you what's wrong? - Like, sort of,

↓

but I think there's more.

↓

Well, what the fuck is it?

fuck

↓

- I'm gonna let her tell you. - Don't fucking bring it up

bring fucking

↓

and then don't tell me,

↓

- you fucking asshole. - Her dad has cancer.

asshole cancer fucking fucking-asshole

↓

- Really? - That's what she told me.

↓

Her dad in Washington that she doesn't care about?

care washington

↓

It still hurts, I guess. I don't know.

hurts

↓

- Yeah. Yeah. -But I think it's more than that.

↓

Like, I think she's having, like,

having

↓

a mental breakdown or something.

breakdown mental

↓

Like, she would, like, freak out,

freak

↓

and then she would, like, snap back to happy.

happy snap

↓

What the fuck? Are-are you joking?

fuck joking

↓

She started kissing me and then crying.

crying kissing started

↓

It was really fucking weird.

fucking weird

↓

Uh, so you told her how you felt, and then...

↓

I didn't tell her.

↓

What?

↓

- I didn't tell her. - You...

↓

- Sh-She was kissing you? - That's what I'm saying.

kissing

↓

And how exactly does that make fucking sense?

fucking sense

↓

I don't know, dude. I think she needs serious help.

needs serious

↓

And sh... and she was crying?

crying

↓

Yes, and then she would, like, snap back to normal.

normal snap

↓

It was terrifying. It was, like, psychotic.

psychotic terrifying

↓

I don't know. And then... and then she wanted me to, like,

wanted

↓

cuddle and sleep with her.

cuddle sleep

↓

- Did you? - No.

↓

- 'Cause that'd be fucked up if you did, bro. -I didn't.

fucked thatd

↓

- I was sleeping on the fucking floor. -Don't fuck with me.

floor fuck fucking sleeping

↓

She was freaking me out.

freaking

↓

You think she was on Molly again?

molly

↓

I mean, I don't think...

↓

- Maybe. - Yeah, dude.

↓

It sounds like she was on fucking Molly.

fucking molly sounds

↓

Yeah, maybe.

↓

- I'm gonna go talk to her. - Wait, wait.

↓

Is she still looking?

looking

↓

Yep, totally. She's looking.

looking

↓

- Don't be weird. - Can you just

weird

↓

chill the fuck out and clock the fuck in?

chill clock fuck

↓

Baron, I'm gonna need you to play "Moon River"

moon river

↓

- on the piano for that... - Hey, Bear.

bear piano

↓

...14-year-old shit brick in keyboards.

brick

↓

Hey, Bear.

bear

↓

Sarah, honey, will you stock up percussion?

honey sarah stock

↓

All right, come on, guys. Big day today.

today

↓

We're gonna have a rush.

rush

↓

Okay.

↓

Dude, I need a fucking drink after that shit.

drink fucking

↓

That was insane.

insane

↓

- Told you. - I'm pouring myself a...

pouring

↓

I'm calling it a night.

calling night

↓

- Um... - Have a good one.

↓

- Thank you. - See ya.

↓

- Get home safe. Bye. - Uh, Nikki,

home nikki safe

↓

I don't know if I can take you home today.

home home-today today

↓

I know. I'm just grabbing my purse.

grabbing purse

↓

Oh.

↓

Ready?

ready

↓

Yep.

↓

Uh, excuse me.

excuse

↓

- Are you gonna take her? - Yeah.

↓

I'm gonna take her.

↓

- Okay. - Good.

↓

Trust me.

trust

↓

Bye, guys.

↓

See ya.

↓

I looked at, like, three different websites,

looked three

↓

- and, like... - Yeah.

↓

I think she was...

↓

- Yeah. - Did you talk to her?

↓

- Yeah, I did. - What did she say?

↓

Uh, sh-she's... she's good.

↓

Everything's good.

everythings

↓

She wasn't, like, looking at you or anything.

looking

↓

She was staring at me, and...

staring

↓

Maybe, but I-I was just talking to her.

↓

She was looking at both of us.

looking

↓

It looked like we were talking about her,

looked

↓

so that explains it.

explains

↓

You guys walked in together.

walked

↓

- I'm gonna just call her. - Uh, maybe don't.

↓

Don't do that.

↓

'Cause, you know, we're just... we're chatting.

chatting

↓

- Just... - Hold on.

↓

It sounds like you're gonna talk to her.

sounds

↓

Bear...

bear

↓

- Hey, Bear. - Oh.

bear

↓

- Hey. - I had to shower,

shower

↓

and I didn't know what to wear.

wear

↓

For what?

↓

So, I'm really sorry about last night. I, um...

night

↓

- No. -Ian told me you were freaked out.

freaked

↓

I'm just glad I could be there, I guess.

glad

↓

Yeah, um, so I probably shouldn't have taken anything.

taken

↓

So...

↓

I was on MDMA.

↓

- Right. - And... wasted.

wasted

↓

That's okay.

↓

Do you...

↓

remember...

remember

↓

stuff?

stuff

↓

Some of it. I mean...

↓

So, if I was weird, that's why, and my dad made me a mess,

mess weird

↓

and so I did things I probably wouldn't have done otherwise.

otherwise

↓

And I'm not saying that you took advantage of me.

advantage

↓

Nikki, I didn't know you were on drugs.

drugs nikki

↓

That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that.

↓

- Not saying what? - You took advantage of me.

advantage

↓

I don't think... I didn't.

↓

I know. That's why...

↓

- I'm saying you didn't. - Okay.

↓

Good.

↓

I just, um, don't like to...

↓

I really like what we have,

↓

and I want to be honest about some things,

honest

↓

and it's really important for me.

↓

It's okay. Um, you know, I-I get it.

↓

I get it.

↓

I know you like me, Bear.

bear

↓

No, I...

↓

Why? Do you like me?

↓

Would it freak you out if I said yes?

freak

↓

How long have you felt that way?

↓

It's just happened over time.

happened

↓

Started during Christmas, and...

christmas started

↓

I don't know, it just...

↓

Then, last night, I saw what we could...

night

↓

Do you have feelings for me?

feelings

↓

Yeah, I do.

↓

And I wrote, "In a band," and then she made me change it.

band change wrote

↓

- Yeah. - Bitch.

bitch

↓

And then you leaned in, and you whispered...

leaned

↓

"I'll be in your band."

band

↓

Yeah.

↓

How's your dad doing?

↓

Can we not talk about that?

↓

Okay.

↓

Um...

↓

so what do you want to do?

↓

I mean, I never really asked.

asked

↓

Well, that's not all your fault.

fault

↓

I mean, I'm kind of private, I guess.

private

↓

You guess?

↓

I've been told.

↓

- By who? - Ian.

↓

You, actually.

↓

You told me that once.

↓

I did?

↓

You called me a closed book.

book called closed

↓

Well, I guess the good thing about a closed book is

book closed

↓

I get to read it from the start.

read start

↓

Maybe a food critic or something.

critic food

↓

You put ketchup on your steak.

ketchup steak

↓

I'll come in, and they'll be like,

↓

"Hey, aren't you the food guy?"

food

↓

And I'll say, "Please, call me Three-Bite Bailey."

bailey bite three

↓

And then they will serve me a four-course meal,

course four meal serve

↓

and I'll pull out my wallet, and they'll say,

pull wallet

↓

"No, no, no, sir, please, tonight, on the house."

house tonight

↓

And then I get paid.

paid

↓

Is that how that goes?

↓

I actually don't know.

↓

Okay, my little food critic,

critic food

↓

what's the verdict on this bread?

bread verdict

↓

- This bread? - Mm-hmm.

bread

↓

Oh.

↓

Well...

↓

Hmm. Slightly stale, but the butter makes up for that shit.

butter makes slightly

↓

- Profound. - That'll be a hundred dollars.

dollars hundred hundred-dollars profound thatll

↓

Well...

↓

Sorry.

↓

It's the second time he's called.

called second

↓

I'll be right back.

↓

- What is it, dude? I'm busy. - Oh, busy doing Nikki?

busy nikki

↓

What do you want?

↓

Okay, so, um...

↓

What is it?

↓

I'm not gonna tell Sarah about this,

sarah

↓

because I don't want to spread drama.

drama spread

↓

I looked into Nikki's dad having cancer,

cancer having looked

↓

and he's healthy as a baby.

baby healthy

↓

He's been to work, like, every day.

↓

Why would she lie about that, Ian?

↓

I don't know. For attention.

attention

↓

I called the hospital she told me about,

called hospital

↓

and they didn't even know who I was talking about.

↓

Look, you know I always got your back on this stuff.

stuff

↓

Apparently, Nikki and Sarah had a conversation about you

apparently conversation nikki sarah

↓

that-that day you weren't in,

↓

and, uh, Nikki said she just thought of you

nikki

↓

like her little brother or, you know,

brother

↓

and she, like, friend-zoned you.

friend

↓

And-and-and look, that may suck to hear,

suck

↓

but I just think you got to know because,

↓

I-I don't know, I think she has some kind of ill intentions

intentions

↓

or something freaking mental is going on, man.

freaking mental

↓

And maybe Sarah's jealous and made that up,

jealous

↓

but, like, even if you take that out of the equation,

↓

this is strange, dude.

strange

↓

It's like Nikki snapped into a different person.

nikki person snapped

↓

Sh-She's all of a sudden infatuated with you.

sudden

↓

Everything okay?

↓

Nikki, do you...

nikki

↓

What?

↓

Never mind.

mind

↓

I have something for you.

↓

- What is it? - Um...

↓

What is it?

↓

Open it.

open

↓

It's a... it's a tiger's eye.

tigers

↓

- Wow. - It was my mom's,

moms

↓

and then it was mine.

↓

It's supposed to bring you confidence and willpower, so...

bring confidence supposed

↓

now you can be a food critic.

critic food

↓

Why are you giving it to me?

giving

↓

Bear, I love you so, so, so, so, so much.

bear love

↓

I don't think I could live without you.

live

↓

You love me more than anyone in the world?

love world

↓

Yes, more than anyone.

↓

Nikki.

nikki

↓

Yeah?

↓

Does your dad really have cancer?

cancer

↓

No.

↓

No, no, no.

↓

What?

↓

No, no, no,

↓

- no, no, no, no, no. - What?

↓

- Don't do that! - Nikki.

nikki

↓

- I thought we were having a nice date. -

date having

↓

- We-we are. We are. Sit down. - Why does it matter?

matter

↓

- I thought we were having a nice date. -We are. We are.

date having

↓

We are. We are.

↓

It's okay.

↓

We are. We are.

↓

Then why does it matter?

matter

↓

It doesn't matter to me.

matter

↓

Oh, yeah.

↓

Yeah. Uh-huh.

↓

- Oh, that was amazing, baby. - Yeah.

amazing baby

↓

Yeah.

↓

Nikki?

nikki

↓

Go back to sleep.

sleep

↓

Nikki.

nikki

↓

What are you doing?

↓

What are you doing?

↓

Watching you sleep.

sleep watching

↓

You're so cute when you sleep.

cute sleep

↓

Wearing my sweater, huh?

sweater wearing

↓

Smells like you.

smells

↓

- Can you come back to bed? - No, no.

↓

- Nikki. - No.

nikki

↓

I don't like my dreams.

dreams

↓

I feel like you don't love me as much as I do.

love

↓

Like it's not mutual.

mutual

↓

No, I... I do.

↓

Just come back to bed.

↓

Please?

↓

Go back to sleep.

sleep

↓

Why don't you love me?!

love

↓

Nikki? Nikki, where are you?

nikki

↓

What?

↓

Nikki, what are you doing?

nikki

↓

Nikki.

nikki

↓

No, what-what do you want me to do?

↓

For Sandy, okay?

sandy

↓

Stay!

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

↓

- Morning. - Morning.

morning

↓

Um...

↓

Yeah?

↓

Did you cut my hair?

hair

↓

Yeah.

↓

Let's not do that.

↓

Okay.

↓

Packed you a lunch.

lunch packed

↓

Oh.

↓

Oh, oh, can-can we talk about last night?

night

↓

I know. I know.

↓

It was kind of weird.

weird

↓

Right?

↓

Yeah. I'm so sorry.

↓

Okay, good, 'cause if I'm being honest,

honest

↓

it was kind of terrifying.

terrifying

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

I'm so sorry.

↓

I had a bad dream, and I just...

dream

↓

- You what? - How's this?

↓

Not great.

↓

Okay.

↓

- Listen, Nikki. - Come here.

nikki

↓

- I think... - Come here.

↓

Listen.

↓

I love you.

love

↓

I love you, too.

love

↓

- So, so, so, so... - Okay, okay, okay, okay.

↓

Good. Good.

↓

So, will you promise me something?

promise

↓

Yes.

↓

No more weird stuff.

stuff weird

↓

All right?

↓

No more watching me while I sleep

sleep watching

↓

or, like, moving weird.

moving weird

↓

- Okay. - All right?

↓

I super promise,

promise super

↓

and I'm so sorry that it even happened.

happened

↓

Okay.

↓

- Okay. - So...

↓

- we're good. - We're good.

↓

We're good.

↓

- Great. - Great.

↓

We're good.

↓

All right.

↓

Oh, God, I'm gonna miss you.

miss

↓

I wish I was scheduled today.

scheduled today wish

↓

No, no, just enjoy your day off.

enjoy

↓

Maybe I can pop by.

↓

No, no, just make yourself at home.

home

↓

Love you.

love

↓

Love you.

love

↓

If you're having trouble with the door,

door having having-trouble trouble

↓

maybe you should just stay home.

home

↓

No, I got it.

↓

Bye, Bear.

bear

↓

Why-why is everyone so entitled these days?

days entitled

↓

Like, people have no patience.

patience

↓

It's... it was so clear I was busy,

busy clear

↓

and they won't stop pestering me.

↓

What the fuck is that?

fuck

↓

Inside joke.

joke

↓

You going to Ian's thing tonight?

tonight

↓

First I've heard.

heard

↓

Well...

↓

"Well," what?

↓

I heard what you told Ian.

heard

↓

About what?

↓

About Nikki.

nikki

↓

How she friend-zoned me.

friend

↓

I don't know what Nikki said in the past, but...

nikki past

↓

I mean, we literally talked about it once.

talked

↓

I just think that it's weird

weird

↓

how you two are dating all of a sudden.

dating sudden

↓

Like, super dating.

dating super

↓

I don't know, Sarah.

sarah

↓

Look, I couldn't care less whatever game Nikki is playing.

care care-less game less nikki playing

↓

I just don't want you to get hurt and...

hurt

↓

- What is your problem with Nikki? -No, and if

nikki problem

↓

Ian's gonna spread my shit, then you should know,

spread

↓

- Ian and... - Honey.

honey

↓

We got another one.

another

↓

God, I'm nervous.

nervous

↓

Please, God.

↓

Please.

↓

No.

↓

Well, you got to get in somewhere, or else...

↓

- I know. - You know?

↓

Okay.

↓

Get back to work.

↓

This is what I get for being such a fucker

fucker

↓

in high school, huh?

school

↓

Is that your... the last one?

↓

No, one more.

↓

Luther.

luther

↓

You can give me a tattoo without a school.

school tattoo

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

It has to be small, in a hidden location.

hidden location

↓

Your lunch smells weird.

lunch smells weird

↓

- Oops. - Jesus.

jesus oops

↓

"My little food critic."

critic food

↓

- What are you doing? - "My little food critic."

critic food

↓

Well, what's the verdict on cat?

verdict

↓

What?

↓

What does that mean?

↓

cat?"

↓

Bear, what's that mean?

bear

↓

That is so fucking weird.

fucking weird

↓

Bear, what does that mean?

bear

↓

What?

↓

Bear, what is it?

bear

↓

What the fuck is wrong with you?

fuck

↓

Are-are-are you okay? Bear, what...

bear

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

- Bear, are you okay? - What's going on?

bear

↓

- Oh, my God! - Bear, what the fuck?

bear fuck

↓

- Dad! - No, I can't do that.

↓

- I can't look at that. - Bear, what does that mean?

bear

↓

Inside joke.

joke

↓

Baron.

↓

Yo, can I get a... can I get a ride home?

home ride ride-home

↓

Where's your car?

↓

Uh, I had to Uber today.

today uber

↓

"Check engine" light.

check engine light

↓

- I was gonna run some... - What, run some errands?

errands

↓

Come on, we're neighbors.

neighbors

↓

So, uh...

↓

we gonna talk about you and Nikki?

nikki

↓

What about it?

↓

You come to me saying Nikki's having, like,

having

↓

some fucking crazy mental breakdown or something

breakdown crazy fucking fucking-crazy mental

↓

and that she needs to get help, and now you're acting like,

acting needs

↓

"Oh, no, no, we're in love. She's fucking fine.

fucking love

↓

- Everything's perfect." - She was on drugs.

drugs everythings perfect

↓

Nikki is literally fine.

nikki

↓

Okay, can you just please break this down for me?

break

↓

She's lying about cancer.

cancer lying

↓

I'm not gonna break this down for you.

break

↓

And now she's sleeping over all the time.

sleeping

↓

I don't want to break down our relationship.

break relationship

↓

Lying about her dad.

lying

↓

I mean, you have to admit that's crazy.

admit crazy

↓

Oh, and by the way, I heard you're having a party tonight.

having heard party party-tonight tonight

↓

- Don't change the subject. - Why didn't you invite us?

change invite subject

↓

Oh, oh, so now you're an "us"?

↓

Well, why didn't you invite me to the party?

invite party

↓

Don't-don't change the subject.

change subject

↓

I'm not gonna invite you two to my place.

invite place

↓

Why not?

↓

Because.

↓

It kind of looks like Nikki's going through something,

↓

and... it kind of looks like

↓

you're taking advantage of the situation.

advantage situation

↓

- Oh, fuck you, dude. - And I say it with love, bro.

fuck love

↓

- I'm saying it with love. - Come on, she is all over me.

love

↓

I'm on your side, but it's a bad look.

side

↓

What do you think this is gonna look like to other people?

↓

Why-why are you trying to ruin something good?

ruin

↓

Carter even said something. It's a bad look, man.

carter

↓

That is so unfair, dude.

unfair

↓

She's the one who won't leave me alone.

alone

↓

Fine.

↓

You want to come over tonight?

tonight

↓

I don't know, maybe.

↓

Nikki can't come.

nikki

↓

Dude.

↓

No, Nikki can't come.

nikki

↓

- It's a boys' night. - Great.

boys night

↓

I'm sure she'll be fine with it.

shell

↓

I'll text Sarah not to come,

sarah text

↓

and that should be completely fine,

completely

↓

because if the relationship is healthy

healthy relationship

↓

and it's not built on some codependency,

built

↓

dad dying, not dying, what-the-fuck-ever,

dying fuck

↓

then she should be completely...

completely

↓

she should have no fucking problem

fucking problem

↓

with you coming to a boys' night.

boys coming night

↓

- I'm totally fine with it, too. - You are fine with it.

↓

Nikki, I'm very upset.

nikki upset

↓

You can't cook the cat.

cook

↓

You can't cook the cat, okay?

cook

↓

I'm going to hang out with Ian tonight.

hang tonight

↓

Gonna hang out with Ian alone.

alone hang

↓

Okay.

↓

Hello?

↓

Um...

↓

Hello?

↓

Hey.

↓

What's up?

↓

Um, is this...

↓

One Wish Willow?

wish

↓

Yeah.

↓

Uh, o-okay. Um...

↓

O-Okay, I-I was...

↓

calling to see if there's a way I can...

calling

↓

alter a wish.

alter wish

↓

You'd like to cancel your wish?

cancel wish

↓

No. No, no, no.

↓

Uh, it's okay to keep the...

↓

I-I just want to know if I can, like...

↓

alter it a little.

alter

↓

I'm sorry. We don't really do that.

↓

No?

↓

If you have any questions about how the wish works

questions wish works

↓

or if you read the back of the box...

read

↓

I mean, is it even real?

real

↓

Yeah, it's real.

real

↓

No, I-I know that the...

↓

Is her love real?

love real

↓

Just because you chose this for her

chose

↓

doesn't make it less real.

less real

↓

Okay. Then I would like to cancel.

cancel

↓

You'd like to file a cancel request?

cancel file request

↓

Yes. Yeah, a-a cancel request.

cancel request

↓

- We don't really do that. - What?

↓

We don't really do that.

↓

You were just making it sound like

sound

↓

I could put in a request.

request

↓

I was just guessing your intention, man.

guessing intention

↓

What the hell?

↓

Well, what can I do, then?

↓

Nothing, really.

↓

So she's just fucked forever?

forever fucked

↓

Well, yeah. I mean, as long as you live.

live

↓

As long as I live?

live

↓

I mean, when-when you die, the wish will go away.

wish

↓

You're sure there's nothing else I can do?

↓

Yeah. I mean, as long as you live.

live

↓

Sounds to me like you have a moral obligation

moral obligation sounds

↓

to be there for her.

↓

Okay, but w-wait.

↓

Sh-She does this thing where she's, like...

↓

freaks out.

freaks

↓

Wh-What is that?

↓

Do you want to talk to her?

↓

What? Who?

↓

Do you want to talk to her?

↓

Who is that?

↓

Nikki.

nikki

↓

Do you want to speak to her?

speak

↓

- Oh, shit! - Bear.

bear

↓

Hi. Hi.

↓

- Hi. - Hi.

↓

- What happened? - What?

happened

↓

What the fuck happened?

fuck happened

↓

I don't know what to do.

↓

Do you need, like, a...

↓

Oh.

↓

- Um... - God, I...

↓

- It's okay. - I'm disgusting.

disgusting

↓

Did you have a seizure or something?

seizure

↓

- What happened? - I...

happened

↓

ate a bug or I have a stomach bug, I think.

stomach

↓

Okay, um, I don't know what to do. Um...

↓

I was just waiting for you to come home.

home waiting

↓

- Oh, my God, I'm disgusting. - Uh, maybe you should...

disgusting

↓

I... I'll shower.

shower

↓

Let's-let-let's go to the shower, okay?

shower

↓

I-I'll clean it up. I'll clean it up.

clean

↓

It's okay. You can...

↓

I'll go shower.

shower

↓

- Or... Yeah. - And I'll clean it up.

clean

↓

I promise.

promise

↓

Um, you can...

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

I'll clean it up, baby!

baby clean

↓

It's okay.

↓

Um, Nikki?

nikki

↓

We talked about this.

talked

↓

Did you cook the cat?

cook

↓

Nikki, you can't do that.

nikki

↓

I am very upset about that.

upset

↓

Okay, honey.

honey

↓

Hey, listen, um...

↓

Ian invited me to a-a boys' night tonight.

boys invited night tonight

↓

Okay.

↓

So I-I think I'm just gonna go to that,

↓

if that's okay with you.

↓

Go to the boys' night?

boys night

↓

Yeah.

↓

I can get dressed and go with you.

dressed

↓

Oh, man. That-that sounds great.

sounds

↓

Yeah, let me finish showering,

finish showering

↓

- and I'll go with you. - It's-it's just that, um...

↓

Ian said it was a boys' night, so I think maybe I'll just go.

boys night

↓

Are you okay?

↓

That's so weird, 'cause...

weird

↓

Sarah was telling me that she's going.

sarah telling

↓

Really?

↓

Okay, well, I'll just stay here, then.

↓

- I mean, if-if Sarah's going... - No, no, no.

↓

- If you wanted me to go, I... - No, you know what?

wanted

↓

I-I think you should come. I-I really want you to come.

↓

No!

↓

If you wanted me to go,

wanted

↓

you would tell me to go!

↓

I knew you were gonna bring her.

bring

↓

I fucking knew it. She-she guilt you?

fucking guilt

↓

She didn't guilt me. Shut the fuck up.

fuck guilt

↓

You couldn't be without her for three fucking hours?

fucking hours three

↓

Sarah invited her.

invited sarah

↓

- What was I supposed to do? - Sure.

supposed

↓

You told me you weren't going to invite Sarah.

invite sarah

↓

- Sarah did nothing wrong. - Neither did we.

sarah

↓

No weird shit.

weird

↓

Hey. Keep your fucking hands off my mom's china, asshole.

asshole china fucking hands moms

↓

Hey.

↓

Okay, it's my turn. My turn.

↓

Ooh, someone's getting fucked up.

fucked someones

↓

Okay. "Choose someone to drink every time you do

choose drink

↓

for the next three rounds."

rounds three

↓

Ah, yeah, you're going down with this ship.

ship

↓

Man, here we go. Cheers.

cheers

↓

Uh, "Switch seats with anyone."

seats switch switch-seats

↓

Baron, I want to sit next to Nikki.

nikki

↓

- Ooh. - No.

↓

- Uh-oh. - It's okay, baby.

baby

↓

Oh. No, it's okay.

↓

I showered, baby.

baby

↓

Geez, Bear, what kind of spell did you put on her?

bear geez spell

↓

So true.

↓

Nikki, it's your turn.

nikki

↓

Oh.

↓

"The air was charged by the distinct call of a night bird.

bird charged night

↓

"His face was obscured,

face

↓

"but I knew he was looking at my chest,

chest looking

↓

"each side stretching, recently mature,

mature recently side stretching

↓

"to different sizes.

sizes

↓

"'And so, come lie with me

↓

"like the old woman taught us when we were children,' I said.

children taught woman

↓

"He closed the door and leaned against it.

closed door leaned

↓

"'You're not my wife, Gretel,' he said.

wife

↓

"'I'm more than your wife.

wife

↓

"I am your sister.'

sister

↓

"Hansel flinched and reached for the door handle.

door door-handle flinched handle reached

↓

"I knew he would not leave this place.

place

↓

"He would relent and choose to be inside me

choose

↓

"like he had many nights before.

nights

↓

"If not, I would fillet his meaty forearm,

meaty

↓

"roll it like a stick of licorice

roll stick

↓

"and insert the flesh between my legs.

flesh insert legs

↓

"Hansel is my soul.

soul

↓

"A love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure.

branch love tree

↓

Brother, you will be inside me tonight."

brother tonight

↓

New book I'm working on. I don't have to drink.

book drink working

↓

It's your turn, Joe.

↓

I switched spots with Baron, so it's his turn now.

spots switched

↓

Oh, shit. Okay.

↓

Um...

↓

"Kiss the person on your left."

kiss left person

↓

No one on this earth will ever comprehend

earth

↓

what it feels like to love someone

feels love

↓

as much as I love you.

love

↓

And everyone in this room will die

room

↓

never feeling the strength of connection

connection feeling strength

↓

I have felt with my Bear.

bear

↓

Nikki...

nikki

↓

are you okay?

↓

I'm just kidding, guys.

kidding

↓

I'm just kidding.

kidding

↓

Come on, it's a joke.

joke

↓

I'm just joking.

joking

↓

Okay, fine. I'm not joking.

joking

↓

Deal with it.

deal

↓

Anybody, uh, want any, uh, Jell-O shots?

anybody jell shots

↓

I'll take one.

↓

Thank you, Reggie. Yep, cool.

cool reggie

↓

Any other takers?

↓

It's not me! It's not me!

↓

It's not me!

↓

Bear, she needs your help! Bear, help her!

bear needs

↓

No, no, no. You got to... Bear, get her to the hospital.

bear hospital

↓

I'm so sorry.

↓

Bear, she needs to go to the hospital.

bear hospital needs

↓

Just stand still for a second. Bear.

bear second stand

↓

She needs to go to the hospital.

hospital needs

↓

- God, Ian. - Bear.

bear

↓

Bear, are you fucking listening to me? Get up.

bear fucking listening

↓

- Bear, let's go! - Get up, asshole!

asshole bear

↓

Where you going?

↓

Just going to the bathroom, Nikki.

bathroom nikki

↓

Okay?

↓

Okay?

↓

Can I stand outside?

stand

↓

- Why did you do this? - I know.

↓

- Why did you act like that tonight? -Sarah's dirty.

dirty tonight

↓

You... Nikki.

nikki

↓

- You're scaring everyone. - Bear...

bear scaring

↓

I don't know why I did it.

↓

- I just get nervous. - You hurt yourself.

hurt nervous

↓

- I'm sorry. - Look at your face.

face

↓

I know Sarah likes you.

likes sarah

↓

That... That's...

↓

- What? - That's just...

↓

God, fucking everything was normal!

fucking normal

↓

Everything was good.

↓

You were so... I'm sorry.

↓

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

↓

Look, you're so beautiful,

↓

and you were... and you-you are normal,

normal

↓

but this is not... this isn't okay, Nikki.

nikki

↓

Do you like me?

↓

What? I...

↓

- Bear, I love you. - No, no, no, no.

bear love

↓

No, no, no, no, no, no.

↓

Do you... do you like me? Do you even like me at all?

↓

Is-is Nik... is Nikki happy?

happy nikki

↓

Does Nikki like me?

nikki

↓

Yeah.

↓

- I'm your Freaky Nikki. - No, no.

freaky nikki

↓

No, no, no. Nope.

nope

↓

- No, no. - Where are you going?

↓

I'm going to the bathroom, Nikki.

bathroom nikki

↓

- Can I do that? - Can you tell me you love me?

love

↓

This is all I've ever wanted.

wanted

↓

Me, too.

↓

- No, it's not. - Yes, it is.

↓

Yes, it is, Bear. It's always been you.

bear

↓

I want this to work so bad.

↓

- It can. It can. - No, no. No, it can't.

↓

- Yes, it can. - Okay. Okay.

↓

Then, uh, you need to go home for one night or...

home night

↓

a-a-and we need to, like, take some space from each other.

space

↓

- Okay, w-we have to... - No...

↓

- God, Nikki, no! - I don't want space.

nikki space

↓

We have to take space from each other, Nikki!

nikki space

↓

It's normal for couples to have some fucking space

couples fucking normal space

↓

- from each other! - I don't want space! Please.

space

↓

- Just tell me what I can do. - Just be normal like...

normal

↓

- I can be normal! - I just...

normal

↓

God, I just want you to be Nikki.

nikki

↓

I can be Nikki.

nikki

↓

- Just be Nikki. - I can. I can.

nikki

↓

I can.

↓

I'll be anything you want me to be.

↓

No, don't say that.

↓

Anything you want me to be.

↓

No, no. You won't listen.

↓

Nikki wouldn't say that.

nikki

↓

I just want you to act like Nikki.

nikki

↓

- I'll be... Let me be Nikki. - You're not being like Nikki.

nikki

↓

I can be Nikki!

nikki

↓

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

I can be Nikki. I can be Nikki.

nikki

↓

I love you. I'm sorry.

love

↓

It's not real.

real

↓

What do you mean?

↓

It's not real.

real

↓

I love you

love

↓

in every reality, Bear.

bear reality

↓

I love you, too.

love

↓

Whoa, whoa.

whoa

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

↓

Nikki, stop.

nikki

↓

No, please. Nikki, you're scaring me!

nikki scaring

↓

Don't be scared, baby. Don't be scared.

baby scared

↓

I-I would never hurt you.

hurt

↓

- I'm sorry. - Stop!

↓

Nikki, you're scaring me!

nikki scaring

↓

Okay.

↓

Hey. Hey. Hey.

↓

Why don't you take the bed for yourself tonight,

tonight

↓

and I'll just go sleep at Ian's,

sleep

↓

and I'll come back right in the morning?

morning

↓

Okay.

↓

- Nikki, what are you doing? - I don't need your attention.

attention nikki

↓

Nikki, what are you doing?

nikki

↓

Well, if I have the bed all to myself tonight,

tonight

↓

I'll lay there warm,

warm

↓

until slowly I feel cold,

cold slowly

↓

like I walked into a freezer.

freezer walked

↓

My hands will feel like they're full of sand,

full hands sand

↓

like when you lay on them wrong.

↓

And that feeling will slowly spread across my entire body.

body entire feeling slowly spread

↓

You're still in my heart, but you're slipping.

heart slipping

↓

Any thought of pain or regret

pain regret

↓

will slip away like a chemical switch.

chemical slip switch

↓

And even though it's quiet in the room,

quiet room

↓

somehow it gets even quieter.

quieter

↓

It's not painful.

painful

↓

You just let go of everything you once were.

↓

And then there's nothing.

↓

It's not darkness.

darkness

↓

No, sweetie.

sweetie

↓

Darkness is a color.

color darkness

↓

There's just nothing.

↓

Or you could stay.

↓

Yeah.

↓

Nikki.

nikki

↓

Bear.

bear

↓

I'm just getting water.

water

↓

Kill me, please.

kill

↓

What?

↓

She's sleeping.

sleeping

↓

It's me.

↓

- You are you, Nikki. - Shh.

nikki

↓

Please don't wake her up.

wake

↓

Just kill me.

kill

↓

What would be so bad?

↓

What's so bad about being with me?

↓

I've never been with you, Bear.

bear

↓

Just kill me, please.

kill

↓

Please, please, please, please.

↓

Hey.

↓

I didn't know you still did this.

↓

Did what?

↓

Parked at Franklin and chilled.

franklin parked

↓

Oh.

↓

I don't really do this anymore.

anymore

↓

So, what the fuck is up with Nikki?

fuck nikki

↓

Well...

↓

She hasn't really told many people this, but...

↓

her dad is dying.

dying

↓

So, you know, it's pretty...

↓

Isn't she, like, not close with him at all?

close

↓

No, they're close now, so...

close

↓

it's, you know, painful.

painful

↓

I thought she hated her dad.

hated

↓

No, she doesn't.

↓

I really do hope she figures it out.

figures hope

↓

Uh, she seems pretty fucked up.

fucked seems

↓

And I-I also don't think it's right that she's

↓

leaning on you, especially since her and...

especially leaning

↓

I don't mind being there for her.

mind

↓

No, but that's not your responsibility, Bear.

bear responsibility

↓

She needs therapy. It's-it's not right.

needs therapy

↓

And I don't think it's okay

↓

that she's taking advantage of you.

advantage

↓

I don't think she's...

↓

taking advantage of me.

advantage

↓

Hey, so I, um...

↓

I got my letter.

letter

↓

Your letter from Luther?

letter luther

↓

Yeah. My last chance.

chance

↓

Figured we could open it together.

figured open

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

Maybe my dad will let me tattoo "successful daughter"

daughter successful tattoo

↓

where his hairline's supposed to start.

start supposed

↓

Um, can I pay you to do that?

↓

We can take him in his sleep.

sleep

↓

Well, I have sleeping pills in my pocket.

pills pocket sleeping sleeping-pills

↓

We can literally take him tonight.

tonight

↓

Do you want to open this thing or...?

open

↓

I-I need to tell you some things.

↓

What?

↓

Fuck. I promised Ian

fuck promised

↓

- I wouldn't tell you this. - Tell me what?

↓

Bear, Ian and Nikki have been hooking up on and off

bear hooking nikki

↓

for like two years.

years

↓

It's super casual and not romantic.

casual romantic super

↓

He thinks that she's dating you to get back at him.

dating thinks

↓

But even if she's not...

↓

...it's kind of a shame, you know?

shame

↓

I think you need someone...

↓

more chill.

chill

↓

Like you?

↓

Well...

↓

I mean...

↓

I was to your left.

left

↓

You-you were what?

↓

- In the game. - Oh.

game

↓

I was to your left.

left

↓

You were supposed to kiss me.

kiss supposed

↓

I'm so sorry you had to see that, baby.

baby

↓

But it is kind of your fault.

fault

↓

Just remember that you wanted this.

remember wanted

↓

But I'm so happy you did.

happy

↓

I'm so happy you did, baby.

baby happy

↓

Oh, no.

↓

No. No, no, no, no, no.

↓

Oh.

↓

No, no, no, no, no, no.

↓

Honey, breathe, breathe.

breathe honey

↓

It's okay. It's okay, honey.

honey

↓

I've got you. We need each other.

↓

We need each other.

↓

But you're gonna have to help me get rid of her body.

body

↓

- No. No. No. - Yes. Yes, honey.

honey

↓

Honey, I know. I know, I know, I know, I know.

honey

↓

Listen.

↓

This is all your fault.

fault

↓

Sarah's your fault.

fault

↓

You wanted this. You wished for this.

wanted wished

↓

But, baby, we can fix this.

baby

↓

I'll fix this with you. I'm not going anywhere.

↓

I'm not going anywhere.

↓

She's ready, baby.

baby ready

↓

Why don't you go home? I'll take it from here.

home

↓

- Jesus, dude. - What the fuck?

fuck jesus

↓

No, no, no. Oh, no.

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

Um, uh, excuse me.

excuse

↓

Where are the, um, One Wish Willows?

wish

↓

- What? - It looks like this,

↓

but it's like a...

↓

it's like you make a wish and you break it.

break wish

↓

They were right there.

↓

They were over there in the corner.

corner

↓

The One Wish Willows!

wish

↓

What's a One Wish Willow?

wish

↓

No.

↓

- No. - First of all, sir,

↓

don't come in here with this.

↓

It is too early.

early

↓

And second of all, I'm fucking with you.

fucking second

↓

They're right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

↓

You made a shitty wish, and now you want to reverse it,

reverse shitty wish

↓

but you can't come in here with this energy, man.

energy

↓

Did you call the number on the back?

number

↓

What the fuck is wrong with you?

fuck

↓

Me?

↓

How could you sell this to people?

sell

↓

The box is full of warnings, man.

full

↓

- Fuck you! - Hey, fuck you, man.

fuck

↓

But you don't storm in here with this energy, man.

energy storm

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

I-I... Nobody would buy it if they...

nobody

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

Oh, God.

↓

What did you do?

↓

She's obsessed with me.

obsessed

↓

Oh.

↓

Well, that's not so bad.

↓

No, something bad happened.

happened

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

- I... I need to reverse it. - No.

reverse

↓

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I need to reverse it.

reverse

↓

Y-You can make a wish.

wish

↓

- I already used my wish, man. - Oh, please.

used wish

↓

Wh-What the fuck do I do?

fuck

↓

Well, maybe... maybe if someone else

↓

made a wish that contradicts your wish...

wish

↓

I mean, maybe you could ask her.

↓

I mean, since it's for you, she just might do it.

might

↓

Oh, o-or you could die.

↓

I mean, you could kill yourself.

kill

↓

You know, I'm just spitballing here.

↓

If you ever want to jump in with any ideas...

ideas jump

↓

Fuck.

fuck

↓

I wish Nikki Freeman only loved me as a friend.

friend loved nikki wish

↓

Fuck!

fuck

↓

Fuck. Oh, what the fuck?

fuck

↓

God! Fuck! Fuck.

fuck

↓

Ian?

↓

I texted you 50 times.

texted times

↓

Jesus Christ, Bear, what the...

bear christ jesus jesus-christ

↓

So, you know how Nikki all of a sudden started...

nikki started sudden

↓

Oh, no. Oh, sh... Is she okay?

↓

Yes. She's-she's gonna be okay.

↓

Why-why's Sarah texting me, man?

sarah texting whys

↓

- She wants me to come over to your place. -What?

place wants

↓

She texted me over and over, like, all this weird shit.

texted weird

↓

- Fuck. - What's happening?

fuck

↓

- Oh, fuck. - What the fuck is happening?

fuck

↓

- Okay, just stay here. - Is Nikki okay?

nikki

↓

Do not... do not come over.

↓

- Okay. -Bear! Bear, tell me what the fuck

bear fuck

↓

- is happening right now! - Fuck!

fuck

↓

Fuck. Okay, okay, okay, so Nikki...

fuck nikki

↓

she started liking me out of nowhere,

liking started

↓

all of a sudden, and then acting weird.

acting acting-weird sudden weird

↓

Yes or no?

↓

Bear, what the fuck are you gonna tell me right now, man?

bear fuck

↓

- No. Ian, Ian. - Is she okay?

↓

I...

↓

I made a wish.

wish

↓

I broke this piece of wood. At first,

broke piece wood

↓

I didn't think it was real.

real

↓

Okay? I was confused, but this is real.

confused real

↓

- This is fucking real. - What? What?

fucking real

↓

Okay, okay, okay.

↓

You can make a wish, any...

wish

↓

You... you can make one wish,

wish

↓

and it is real and it will work.

real

↓

I made a wish. I-I didn't think it would work.

wish

↓

I wished that Nikki would love me, but it worked.

love nikki wished worked

↓

Think about it, dude.

↓

Think about how she's been acting lately.

acting lately

↓

Think about how drastically she changed.

changed

↓

Okay, what... what did you take her to?

↓

Like, a-a-a psychic?

psychic

↓

- What? - What?

↓

What did... What, did you do a fucking...

fucking

↓

- Uh, what program? - No, no.

program

↓

Fuck, there's not a fucking program, Ian.

fuck fucking program

↓

You know, I don't know. It's God fucking magic.

fucking magic

↓

Is this a joke to you?

joke

↓

No! This is real.

real

↓

- This? This? - Yes. Be careful.

careful

↓

Yes, it's real. It's fucking real, Ian.

fucking real

↓

I made a wish, and it's fucking horrible.

fucking horrible wish

↓

Then make another fucking wish, man.

another fucking wish

↓

No, you can't. You can't.

↓

- Because you only get one wish. - Oh, you only get one.

wish

↓

Oh, okay, yeah.

↓

- That makes sense. - One wish.

makes makes-sense sense wish

↓

You only get one wish, Ian, but it's real.

real wish

↓

It's real, Ian.

real

↓

So I need you to make a wish.

wish

↓

I need you to wish that I never made a wish.

wish

↓

Okay? And then you can be with Nikki.

nikki

↓

Oh. Oh, so... so... so that...

↓

- No, no, no. Dude, no. - That's what this is about?

↓

I don't even give a fuck about that, dude.

fuck

↓

- I was gonna tell you. - Seriously, just open the box,

open

↓

and then just be careful about how you word it.

careful word

↓

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

whoa

↓

Dude, stop. Okay, um, I need you to say,

↓

uh, uh, "I-I wish for my friend Baron..."

friend wish

↓

I wish for a billion dollars.

billion billion-dollars dollars wish

↓

No!

↓

Nikki?

nikki

↓

I need you to do something for me.

↓

Nikki, you'll do anything for me, right?

nikki

↓

I need you...

↓

I'll do everything for you, baby.

baby

↓

You like me better now?

↓

Nikki, I need you... I need you to do something for me, okay?

nikki

↓

Why can't you love me?!

love

↓

Stop.

↓

Why don't you love me?!

love

↓

Stop! Stop!

↓

Oh, God.

↓

- God, I want to eat you up. - Nikki.

nikki

↓

Bear, open the door.

bear door open

↓

I got, like, a billion dollars, dude. It's real.

billion billion-dollars dollars real

↓

- Stop! Stop! - Nikki.

nikki

↓

Bear, what's going on?

bear

↓

- Oh, God. - I want to smell like you.

smell

↓

- Nikki! No! - I'm coming in.

coming nikki

↓

You guys better not be doing some weird shit!

weird

↓

- I just need you... - I'm coming in!

coming

↓

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, Nikki. - I'll kill myself, Bear!

bear kill nikki whoa

↓

- What the... what the fuck? - I'll kill myself

fuck kill

↓

- right in front of you! - Nikki, what the fuck?

front fuck nikki

↓

Nikki!

nikki

↓

I'll rip my eyes out of my fucking skull

eyes fucking skull

↓

and shove the barrel in my pussy, Bear!

barrel bear pussy shove

↓

I love you. I love you.

love

↓

- Scream it! - I love you. I love you!

love scream

↓

I knew you did.

↓

Oh, I knew you did.

↓

I love you so much, baby.

baby love

↓

- You owe me that. - It's okay, baby.

baby

↓

- We're gonna make this work. - You owe me that.

↓

- I'll make this work. - You have to, baby.

baby

↓

- I will, baby. - I'm gonna heal.

baby heal

↓

- I'm gonna make this work. - You have to.

↓

I will.

↓

I'm sorry for the theatrics.

↓

I don't know why I do that.

↓

- It's okay, sweetie. - I love you.

love sweetie

↓

- I love you so much. - I'm gonna heal.

heal love

↓

Uh-huh. Oh, I'm sorry.

↓

It's okay, baby.

baby

↓

I'm gonna be pretty again.

↓

You're so beautiful.

↓

You're the most beautiful girl in the entire world.

entire entire-world girl world

↓

- Yeah? - Yeah, baby.

baby

↓

Oh, we are gonna be together forever

forever

↓

and ever...

↓

and ever and ever.

↓

What?

↓

What's wrong, baby?

baby

↓

You shook your head.

head shook

↓

No, I didn't.

↓

Why'd you shake your head?

head shake whyd

↓

I was just thinking that, uh, we should freshen up, maybe.

thinking

↓

- Okay? - Okay.

↓

Let's go. Come on.

↓

I know what you want.

↓

No! Fuck you!

fuck

↓

Fuck you!

fuck

↓

No!

↓

Just give me a second to freshen up.

second

↓

- Let me in! - I'm sorry!

↓

- No! No! - Babe, I just need a second!

babe second

↓

Fuck you, Bear! Let me in!

bear fuck

↓

Bear, what are you doing?

bear

↓

- Just one second! - Okay. Thank you.

second

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

Hey, baby?

baby

↓

I was thinking maybe we should break up.

break thinking

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

You hear that?

↓

Fuck. Fuck.

fuck

↓

Baby, maybe we should take some space.

baby space

↓

If space is what we need, then take it.

space

↓

Oh, fuck. Fuck.

fuck

↓

It's gonna be okay.

↓

You hear that?

↓

We can take space.

space

↓

We can take space.

space

↓

Baby?

baby

↓

You hear that?

↓

No, honey.

honey

↓

Honey, honey.

honey

↓

No, no, no.

↓

Bear! No.

bear

↓

What did you do, Bear? No!

bear

↓

Baby, what did you do? Baby, what did you do?

baby

↓

No!

↓

No, no, no, no, no, no!

↓

Baby.

baby

↓

Baby.

baby

↓

What did you do?