♥ Saved GIFs

Loading…

View all favorites →
Home » Idiocracy » S01E01 — Idiocracy

Idiocracy

Season 1, Episode 1 — Idiocracy

↓
439e7dcb-27d4-4c62-a1ef-1b08c6fd0801.gif
[ Man Narrating ] As the 21st century began,
begancenturynarrating
↓
b710c3f5-87bc-4a92-a8f4-ae2cb0d0e845.gif
human evolution was at a turning point.
evolutionhumanpointturning
↓
d0c2624f-dcc9-4d51-aeb8-a7d8d00d7ccf.gif
Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest,
naturalprocessselectionsmarteststrongest
↓
ab8fde2f-ac90-4c6d-b6d4-317ba4866ef4.gif
the fastest reproduced in greater numbers than the rest,
fastestgreaternumbersrest
↓
0d71690e-46fb-4c23-b24d-805de8c88598.gif
a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man,
process
↓
c8e597e1-591d-4505-b8f5-aa597452cbac.gif
now began to favor different traits.
beganfavor
↓
c3e3ab25-93da-4ec7-a90e-f5bacf6183bc.gif
[ Reporter ] The Joey Buttafuoco case--
casejoeyreporter
↓
296bfa51-9496-4954-a96e-fe5e1ae3d4bf.gif
Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized...
fictionfuturepredictedscience
↓
56dcb254-6598-4009-b588-bb00c6f31676.gif
and more intelligent.
intelligent
↓
58ec827a-be2b-4e93-badd-1ccd98799ec9.gif
But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction.
directionheadingoppositeseemed
↓
349d90da-9de9-40a9-9c49-859dfa3884c8.gif
A dumbing down.
↓
3996bf68-6c93-43da-9cc5-456756cbd1b5.gif
How did this happen?
happen
↓
4df2c757-8338-4527-97b9-14f0d4f3cf99.gif
Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence.
evolutionintelligencenecessarilyreward
↓
ee38cd13-bf2d-48c1-9856-141d4eb0d12a.gif
With no natural predators to thin the herd,
herdnaturalpredatorsthin
↓
5a43e48f-6afe-471d-acf1-446c8087b057.gif
it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most...
beganrewardsimply
↓
84df1e3d-456e-413c-8d1a-444cc7bcc293.gif
and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
becomeendangeredintelligentleftspecies
↓
2fbe771f-609a-4889-a3b7-342783edfd07.gif
Having kids is such an important decision.
decisionhavingkids
↓
61eefe62-d124-417a-a4d7-cf47d3ac37b3.gif
We're just waiting for the right time.
waiting
↓
cf09d25a-0a89-4a1f-8175-4bc2c66ff7fc.gif
It's not something you want to rush into, obviously.
obviouslyrush
↓
b08527e1-ff91-4e3e-af0c-d8a030bba115.gif
No way.
↓
f7c79544-c783-4eaa-ae49-3060cf82cf46.gif
Oh, shit, I'm pregnant again!
pregnant
↓
039cdac1-7bef-4d56-ad7a-569905f91ec1.gif
Shit! I got too many damn kids!
kids
↓
593a9894-2eb8-4280-bb3a-0ddaef50dcbc.gif
- I thought you was on the pill or some shit! - Hell, no!
pill
↓
50a0e92a-a56f-4edb-8e9b-ee126f0590b7.gif
Shit! I must've been thinkin' of Brittany.
mustvethinkin
↓
9cf3dfa5-cf54-4da5-8786-b9fb783d2632.gif
Brittany? No, you didn't!
↓
29342873-ac67-44bd-8a5d-9185377d221f.gif
There's no way we could have a child now. Mm-mm.
child
↓
a71530f8-45be-4835-bf85-0662af476c34.gif
Not with the market the way it is, no.
market
↓
09ac5e88-d9cb-467f-98db-3ccc2d4b9b2b.gif
God, no. That just wouldn't make any sense.
sense
↓
a072c58a-81e6-41fc-a05a-5b6da14b42cb.gif
Come on over here, bitch! He don't care about you!
bitchcare
↓
5117afdf-5617-43e0-8882-2cfc6dfa8468.gif
Yeah? Well, there must be somethin' he likes over here.
likesmustsomethin
↓
6fcb0e2f-7a6c-4632-b6f0-e6c81a8fc8ba.gif
- She don't mean nothin' to me, baby! - Clevon!
babynothin
↓
6cc952ec-abfd-488c-a1ad-a7b5b33f4d49.gif
Oh, shit. It wasn't me! It wasn't me!
↓
e41e8354-067f-4e5c-9290-7193126a4f76.gif
Well, we finally decided to have children,
childrendecidedfinally
↓
a70d2893-4652-4fc1-a1bb-de5378a607d0.gif
and I'm not pointing fingers, but it's not going well.
fingerspointing
↓
6f8ea111-9e28-4508-91ef-35ee80879716.gif
And this is helping.
helping
↓
e49eba06-c036-4e74-90fd-5f8b22b66d77.gif
I'm just saying that before I have in vitro, maybe you should be willing to--
willing
↓
141b004b-cad1-447e-b4b3-73dd5418ca37.gif
It's always me, right?
↓
3294977f-056a-484b-bc60-905d3456a13a.gif
Well, it's not my sperm count.
countsperm
↓
625733af-0c34-46da-a7ce-c1a322a96fef.gif
Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!
fuckyall
↓
81872d3b-ccbb-4f5a-b75c-e91211762223.gif
That's my boy!
↓
0d99d709-efaa-429e-a34a-fc531b2391ee.gif
Whoo! Whoo!
whoowhoo-whoo
↓
e50355b2-fe44-4edb-a01e-0ee670e5c172.gif
Clevon is lucky to be alive.
alivelucky
↓
64dec103-0852-4db6-9bea-63e3b73dc758.gif
He attempted to jump a Jet Ski from a lake...
attemptedjumplake
↓
96cd7f27-e56b-4c88-b16d-397740a0f5e1.gif
into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate.
crotchgateironpoolswimming
↓
0b759b43-fe32-4b87-a316-cc358e9e93ba.gif
But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research...
advancescellrecentresearchstemthanks
↓
9fc9c270-60e3-4184-a53c-abfeac7a66ef.gif
and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler,
doctors
↓
e56f2d7d-614e-40f3-ac18-4a39bfe0b78c.gif
Clevon should regain full reproductive function.
fullfunctionregain
↓
a4da0fbb-538d-4fd0-bfb3-219095ee3403.gif
Get your hands off my junk!
handsjunk