#brawndo — Tags

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- Tastes like Gatorade. - [ Rita ] Is that that Brawndo stuff?

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[ Narrator ] Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water...

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when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F.D.A....

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what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.

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It's what they use to make Brawndo.

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Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?

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But when the Brawndo stock suddenly dropped to zero,

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with the C.E.O. of the Brawndo Corporation.

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How come nobody's buying Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator?

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Aw, shit. Half the country works for Brawndo.

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[ Announcer ] This execution is brought to you by Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator.