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Just, ah, think of your secretary.
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new secretary.
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That's how come he's making you secretary of interior.
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I'm the secretary of energy.
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I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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He's the secretary of defense. Hi.
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And that's the secretary of education.
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Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the secretary of the interior.
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- I don't even know what it is. - [ Secretary of State ] You better find out.
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I don't know how to be secretary of anything.
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I don't know what the secretary of the interior even is.
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[ Secretary of Defense ] Doesn't look that big, is it?
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[ Secretary of State ] Utilize!
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[ Secretary of Defense ] Utilize her! Okay.
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Yo, Mr. Secretary Not Sure. They found that whore you wanted.
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- Secretary Not Sure. - Secretary? Secretary of what?
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I thought you was in jail. How'd you get to be the secretary of interior?
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As secretary of the interior, Joe ordered all crops to be switched to water,
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but it's Secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet now.
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of a high-powered executive. And you are going to be my secretary, Linda.
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Well, why would I do that, Linda? You're my secretary and a woman.
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I feel like I could be an asset to you as a secretary.
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You see any sign of that lawyer or his secretary?
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I'm telling you, he's- he's banging that secretary.
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Might be good to have an older lady in the mix, right, sort of a workhorse secretary?
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Don't make your secretary pull that bit on us.
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Um, I'm not his secretary
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-I know. -You know? You're always talking to a secretary.
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-I know, it's just... -Puts you on the phone with some other female secretary,
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"Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson
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Well, my secretary then was Elaine.
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HEH! I PROBABLY GOT IT FROM MY SECRETARY.
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HEH! I PROBABLY GOT IT FROM MY SECRETARY.
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or, say, asking his secretary just once to dress up as a geisha girl
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or, say, asking his secretary just once to dress up as a geisha girl
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- Uh, the Secretary of the VA.
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make your secretary feel like a boss.
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Basically, we know if you're banging your secretary
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to serving the American people as secretary of defense,
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I must've forgot to run it by your bleeding secretary.
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I'm more of a glorified secretary.