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The sperm can't crack the lady's eggshell
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Well, lube has compounds that affect sperm mobility.
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some sperm, buddy.
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- Heck no, I'm packed full of sperm.
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Your sperm is clearly stronger than mine,
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Well, it's not my sperm count.
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to produce sperm for artificial insemination.
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Now, I'll be providing the sperm, of course.
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- No, sperm doesn't eat the egg. - It doesn't eat the egg
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We used her sperm and a donor egg,
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And if the sperm doesn't take, the uterine wall sloughs off cells,
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The sperm, Morty!
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They're super monster sperm now! I blame myself.
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Unless there was something about the sperm I didn't know.
sperm
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Why would the sperm go to the Grand Canyon?
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You think sperm are instinctively
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Are you out of your mind bringing an armed sperm in here?
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The sperm made a catapult?!
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Gentlemen, what do sperm want?
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You want to control giant sperm, you need a giant egg.
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Sperm are hunters. And what do sperm hunt?
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[ Sperm snarling ] Go. I'll hold 'em off.
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[ Sperm snarling ] [ Grunts ]
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What?! [ Sperm roaring ]
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[ Sperm snarling ]
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I am The Sperm Queen,
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No, no, no, my-my sperm friend is here!
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[ Sperm roaring ]
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No thanks to you, we're luring the sperm
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It's my sperm! I-It's all mine!
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and my sperm got turned into monsters on accident
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The sperm is Morty's!
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Do not let a single sperm get through to that egg!
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[ Sperm roaring ]
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That's easy. I'm gonna sperm-jack him.
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That's easy. I'm gonna sperm-jack him.
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That's easy. I'm gonna sperm-jack him.
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That's easy. I'm gonna sperm-jack him.
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There is no "I" in sperm.
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There is no "I" in sperm.
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I'm completely sterile. Doctor says my sperm are bad.
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