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» S01E01 — Chapter One: Make Your Mark
Barry
Season 1, Episode 1 — Chapter One: Make Your Mark
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Barry
Episode title:
Chapter One: Make Your Mark
Air date:
March 25, 2018
Director:
Bill Hader
Top billed cast:
Bill Hader, Sarah Goldberg, Anthony Carrigan, Henry Winkler, Stephen Root, Glenn Fleshler
A Midwestern contract killer gets hit with the acting bug while on a job in LA.
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Man: Barry.
barry
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Barry. Barry. Wake up, buddy.
barry
buddy
wake
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Fuches? Hey.
fuches
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How long have you been watching me sleep?
sleep
watching
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The money from the Rochester job just cleared.
cleared
money
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One less bad guy in the world.
less
world
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Nice work, as usual, Barry.
barry
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Oh, well, he was in bed, so it wasn't work exactly.
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Then why did it take two days?
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Uh, I was doing recon. Ah.
recon
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To make it clean.
clean
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Or... were you laying around the hotel room
hotel
hotel-room
laying
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like in Sioux Falls last month or St. Paul before that?
falls
month
paul
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Look, these extra expenses, they add up, Barry.
barry
expenses
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Okay. All right.
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Oh, God. I'm worried about you, buddy.
buddy
worried
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This shit heap looks like the old Barry,
barry
heap
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before he had a purpose.
purpose
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Barry: No. No, no. I think I'm just burned out.
barry
burned
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You know? Maybe I need a break.
break
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Hey, you know what I think? What?
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I think what we should do is shake things up a little bit.
shake
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You know, so instead of burning another small-town hood
another
burning
hood
town
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in some snowed-in, rust-belt shithole,
belt
rust
shithole
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what do you say to a little trip out
trip
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to sunny Los Angeles?
angeles
sunny
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You came here to give me an assignment?
assignment
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It's the Chechen mob. Come here.
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A guy by the name of Goran Pazar needs
name
needs
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an outsider to handle something embarrassing.
embarrassing
handle
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It's great money.
money
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Get us a lot closer to where we need to be
closer
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to hang it all up someday.
hang
someday
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When do you think that'll be?
thatll
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The plane for LA leaves in four hours.
four
four-hours
hours
leaves
plane
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I will have a car waiting for you at the Ontario airport.
airport
waiting
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Ontario? Wait. Isn't that, like, a two
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You can't just, you know, fly into LAX.
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You gotta cover our tracks, right?
cover
tracks
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Why? Because it's cheaper or-- Fuches: Because it is smarter, Barry.
barry
cheaper
fuches
smarter
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How much cheaper was it?
cheaper
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Hey, Barry. Fuches. Probably still on the plane,
barry
fuches
plane
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but welcome to California, buddy.
buddy
california
welcome
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Hey, my guy said he left the car in space 408.
left
space
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I told him you were my best guy, so he should hook you up.
best
hook
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He said the car is "dope," so enjoy that, buddy.
buddy
dope
enjoy
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When you meet Goran, don't be afraid to sell yourself.
afraid
meet
sell
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Remember that liquor distributor
liquor
remember
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in Canton you stabbed in the nut?
stabbed
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I think Gordon's the kind of man
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who would find something like that intriguing.
intriguing
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So work it into the conversation
conversation
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to make him aware that, you know, you'll go there.
aware
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Oh, fucking-- Fucking dick!
dick
fucking
fucking-dick
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Hey, man! You must be Barry!
barry
must
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I'm NoHo Hank.
hank
noho
noho-hank
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I trust the flight was good, no?
flight
trust
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Are you hungry?
hungry
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I mean, do you want a submarine sandwich.
sandwich
submarine
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If you're thirsty, we've got juice boxes,
boxes
juice
thirsty
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Hawaiian Punch, or maybe beer or something.
beer
hawaiian
punch
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So, we're gonna do this outside, if that's okay.
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His daughter has some friends over, huh?
daughter
friends
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They're watching their Jessie.
jessie
watching
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Jessie : Why? Did the bowling alley run out of shoe freshener?
alley
bowling
bowling-alley
jessie
shoe
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We haven't been in LA long,
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but we've made a lot of progress:
progress
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the harbors, identity theft,
identity
theft
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meth, 99 Cent Stores.
cent
meth
stores
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Business has been going great.
business
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Recently, personal matters cropped up,
matters
personal
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which needs to be kept separate from the business.
business
needs
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So, we called you.
called
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This is Ryan Madison. He's a physical trainer in Silver Lake.
lake
madison
physical
ryan
ryan-madison
silver
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He works with Goran's wife, Oksana.
wife
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They've been training together for--
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What do you think?
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What do you think? Two
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Over the past few weeks, these sessions became more frequent.
became
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past
sessions
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Goran asked me to follow her,
asked
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and I became aware that they were taking up
aware
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at a Holiday Inn in Studio City.
city
holiday
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I snuck a lipstick camera,
camera
lipstick
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similar to this one, in the room,
room
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and got... this.
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Oksana: Harder! Oh, harder!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Why would I want to see this?
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Turn that off.
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Turn it off! Come on.
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I wanted to give him the whole--
wanted
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He gets it. You already said they are taking up in hotel.
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Why show footage? Noho Hank: It's important for him to know!
footage
hank
noho
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You are just impressed with yourself for planting camera.
camera
impressed
planting
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I am not-- Okay. Trash that footage.
footage
trash
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So, you guys want him gone? Both: Yes.
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Good. Okay. We pay you--
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No, you don't pay me anything. Fuches takes care of the money.
care
fuches
money
takes
takes-care
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I just need his name and address,
address
name
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and it'll be done in a couple of days.
couple
days
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That sounds good. Barry: All right.
barry
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Now, there's a lot of ways I can, uh,
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do this for you. Um...
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One of them...
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is I could stab him in the nut.
stab
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That's something I-- I did once,
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and I am... very comfortable doing it again.
comfortable
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What? Or not.
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Why? Forget about it.
forget
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Who would want this? Can't you just shoot him?
shoot
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Yeah. No, I-- Because being shot is very painful.
painful
shot
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Have you ever been shot? Huh! I have.
shot
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It's, like, crazy painful. Anything is better than stabbing guy in nut.
crazy
painful
stabbing
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I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him.
shoot
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Okay. Goran...
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I think he's going to shoot him.
shoot
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Woman: Thanks. Have a nice day.
thanks
woman
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No silencer. Thanks, Fuches.
fuches
thanks
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(newswoman speaking indistinctly over radio)
indistinctly
radio
speaking
speaking-indistinctly
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Woman: Fuck you too! Fuck you too!
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Don't you fucking call me lady!
fucking
lady
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Don't you fucking call me lady, you fucking asshole!
asshole
fucking
fucking-asshole
lady
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You motherfucker! Fuck you too!
fuck
motherfucker
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Don't you fucking call me lady!
fucking
lady
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Fuck you too!
fuck
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Who are you? What are you doing out here?
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Shit. I lost my place. Damn it.
lost
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Sally! He's ready for you.
ready
sally
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Shit!
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Oh my God. Thanks a lot.
thanks
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Man: Strong... strong stuff you got here.
strong
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Boy. Oh.
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What you got wrong with you, you need all this stuff?
stuff
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Sally: You motherfucker. Man: What?
motherfucker
sally
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You fucking asshole. Who the fuck are you?
asshole
fuck
fucking
fucking-asshole
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Who the fuck do you think you are?
fuck
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Please, lady, why don't you just try to calm down?
calm
lady
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Man 2: Bullshit!
bullshit
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Bullshit! It's false, Sally.
bullshit
false
sally
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I-- look, I-- I know.
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I-- I got thrown off right before I was about to go on.
thrown
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I was outside going over-- Excuse me.
excuse
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I don't give a shit.
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Even your excuses are false.
excuses
false
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You're up there, you're stinking up my stage, babe.
babe
stage
stinking
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What the fuck do you want?
fuck
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Um... the prescriptions.
prescriptions
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Not Linda. You.
linda
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Little Sally Reed from Joplin, Missouri.
joplin
reed
sally
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What do you want?
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To be an actress? Again, I don't believe you.
actress
believe
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It's all I ever wanted in the whole world.
wanted
whole
whole-world
world
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Oh, really? Except you don't think you're gonna make it, do you?
except
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I mean, that's what you told me.
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Oh yeah. Last week,
week
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she takes me out for a cup of coffee after class,
class
coffee
takes
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starts to cry, snot running down her nose.
nose
running
snot
starts
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All of a sudden she said, "I'm not gonna make it."
sudden
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I'm telling you, I was embarrassed.
embarrassed
telling
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It was pathetic. Here is a person who's spending her money,
money
pathetic
person
spending
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she doesn't have any talent whatsoever.
talent
whatsoever
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This chick shouldn't even be in this class!
chick
class
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I cannot believe-- That is not fair, Gene!
believe
cannot
cannot-believe
fair
gene
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Don't think. Just finish the scene.
finish
scene
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Don't you call me lady.
lady
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I come in here, I give these things to you,
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you-- you check-- I'm sick!
check
sick
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I have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life?
fucking
life
sickness
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Have you seen death in your bed
death
seen
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And then I'm asked fucking questions?
asked
fucking
questions
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"What's wrong?" Suck my dick!
dick
suck
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That's what's wrong!
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Shame on you.
shame
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Shame on you.
shame
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Suck my dick.
dick
suck
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End scene.
scene
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Okay, you know that I had to do that, right? Mm-hmm.
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You know I love you. Mmm.
love
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All right. That... was something.
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Now, as beautiful Sally just demonstrated,
demonstrated
sally
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that's what this class is about: Life!
class
life
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I want you to create a life
create
life
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right here on this stage.
stage
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I mean, we're not here studying some fucking TV commercial acting.
acting
commercial
fucking
studying
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That's not why you came to LA, is it?
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You didn't move all the way across the country for that!
country
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This is the theater.
theater
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Now, let's give her another round.
another
another-round
round
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She deserves the praise.
deserves
praise
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Man: Hey, man. Are you new to this class?
class
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I haven't seen you before. I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison.
madison
ryan
ryan-madison
ryan-ryan
seen
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Listen, I was supposed to put up a scene with Mike Kennedy,
kennedy
mike
scene
supposed
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but he got a catering gig. So, could you help me out?
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Gene: Ryan, you're up. Uh...
gene
ryan
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Where's Kennedy? Ryan: He's not here.
kennedy
ryan
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But I'm gonna do the scene with him.
scene
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♪ ♪
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Grab a seat there, boy. Grab yourself an egg roll.
grab
roll
seat
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We got everything here from a diddle-eyed Joe to a...
diddle
eyed
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damned-if-I-know.
damned
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Mean you ate before you came on down here? All full
full
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Nah, I don't think so.
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I think you're too scared to be eating.
eating
scared
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See, you ain't even sat down yet.
aint
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On that TV over there, since you been in the room,
room
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is a woman with her titties hanging out.
hanging
titties
woman
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Now, I know I'm pretty,
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but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
aint
couple
titties
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"What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind.
envelope
mind
peace
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"My peace of mind is worth that much,
mind
peace
worth
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not one penny more. Not one penny more."
penny
↗
⧉
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(Ryan chuckles, smacks lips)
chuckles
lips
ryan
smacks
smacks-lips
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It's empty.
empty
↗
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End scene!
scene
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♪ ♪
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Who are you?
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I'm Barry. Barry what?
barry
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Berkman. Gene: Well, Barry Berkman,
barry
barry-berkman
berkman
gene
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you just used up your one free audit class.
audit
class
free
used
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You want to be here on Thursday, you better prepare a monologue.
monologue
prepare
thursday
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You understand?
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Wow.
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Okay, who's next?
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♪ ♪
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Man: Or have a fan. Woman: Yeah, me too.
woman
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Man: Or fans, multiple.
fans
multiple
↗
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Hey. Hey. Barry?
barry
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Hey, I just-- I wanted to say sorry
wanted
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for snapping at you back there.
snapping
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I-I-- I didn't realize you were an actor.
actor
realize
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Oh, I'm-- I'm not an actor.
actor
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What are you gonna do for your monologue?
monologue
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I did the scene from The Blind Side,
blind
blind-side
scene
side
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you know, the one where Sandy Bullock interrupts football practice?
football
football-practice
practice
sandy
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"This team is your family! You protect his blind side!"
blind
blind-side
family
protect
side
team
↗
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Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar.
oscar
remember
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I'm not doing a monologue. What would be a good monologue for you?
monologue
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Let's go brainstorm. A bunch of us are going to Residuals.
brainstorm
bunch
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What's Residuals?
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What if you did Robert Duvall from Tender Mercies?
duvall
robert
tender
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Oh, yes, yes, the one where he's talking with his daughter.
daughter
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You should totally do that. Or-- or Brad Pitt from Fight Club.
brad
club
fight
fight-club
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Oh, I love that, yes.
love
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You know, to me the most important thing is honesty,
honesty
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like, whatever you can bring your truth to.
bring
truth
↗
⧉
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Wait. What is that Kevin Spacey movie?
kevin
movie
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You know, the one where he's the bad guy, he's got the limp?
limp
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Oh! Oh my God, Usual Suspects.
suspects
usual
usual-suspects
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↓
Indian guy. In-- India. Oh, Indiana Jones?
india
indian
indiana
indiana-jones
jones
↗
⧉
↓
It's Usual Suspects. American Beauty.
american
beauty
suspects
usual
usual-suspects
↗
⧉
↓
K-Pax. K-Pax.
↗
⧉
↓
Usual Suspects. Did you just move here, Barry?
barry
suspects
usual
usual-suspects
↗
⧉
↓
Uh, yeah, from Cleveland. Sally: Huh.
cleveland
sally
↗
⧉
↓
Ooh, cool. Welcome to Los Angeles.
angeles
cool
welcome
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, are you-- are you from LA?
↗
⧉
↓
Nobody's actually from LA, Barry.
barry
nobodys
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, I am though, remember? 'Cause--
remember
↗
⧉
↓
Nick is from Florida. Go Gators.
florida
nick
↗
⧉
↓
Sally: Jermaine is from... Denver.
denver
sally
↗
⧉
↓
Denver, and Antonio here, he's from...
antonio
denver
↗
⧉
↓
Puerto Rico. ...Puerto Rico.
puerto
puerto-rico
rico
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, he just booked CSI. Antonio: It's true.
antonio
booked
↗
⧉
↓
I'm playing a dead body on that show.
body
dead
dead-body
playing
↗
⧉
↓
Next time, I'm gonna play somebody who's alive.
alive
somebody
↗
⧉
↓
Others: Yes. Sally: Yes! Yeah, you will!
others
sally
↗
⧉
↓
It's about talent for sure,
talent
↗
⧉
↓
but mostly it's about passion.
mostly
passion
↗
⧉
↓
I mean, do you think Meryl Streep and Kaley Cuoco became stars
became
stars
↗
⧉
↓
just because they're the best? Yes.
best
↗
⧉
↓
No. It's because they wanted it the most. No. It's because-- most.
wanted
↗
⧉
↓
Look, there's always a million reasons
million
reasons
↗
⧉
↓
not to do something, Barry.
barry
↗
⧉
↓
But if you want it...
↗
⧉
↓
go for it. Mmm!
↗
⧉
↓
My girlfriend dates a manager at The Standard,
dates
girlfriend
manager
standard
↗
⧉
↓
so if you have bartending experience
bartending
experience
↗
⧉
↓
or lie and say you do, I can get you a job there.
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, I have a job. Sales.
sales
↗
⧉
↓
Auto parts.
auto
parts
↗
⧉
↓
Sally: Huh. Sasha: Ah.
sally
sasha
↗
⧉
↓
That's cool. Different.
cool
↗
⧉
↓
Mmm! Oh my God! I don't have a job.
↗
⧉
↓
Look at Lydia. She's out there all by herself.
↗
⧉
↓
Aw! Okay. Come on. Let's go dance.
dance
↗
⧉
↓
Okay. Oh, I-- I don't dance.
dance
↗
⧉
↓
Bullshit. Yeah, you do. I can tell you want to dance.
bullshit
dance
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Is easily... ♪
easily
↗
⧉
↓
Okay. No pressure. You'll know where to find me.
pressure
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Why can't you say to me ♪
↗
⧉
↓
♪ I mean something to you? ♪
↗
⧉
↓
♪ 'Cause you think I'm living it ♪
living
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Living it, living it, living it up ♪
living
↗
⧉
↓
♪ In the spotlight ♪
spotlight
↗
⧉
↓
♪ You think I'm living it ♪
living
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Living it, living it, living it up ♪
living
↗
⧉
↓
♪ It's a lie, lie ♪
↗
⧉
↓
Ryan : Barry Berkman.
barry
barry-berkman
berkman
ryan
↗
⧉
↓
Barry Berkman!
barry
barry-berkman
berkman
↗
⧉
↓
You gotta change that name.
change
name
↗
⧉
↓
Mmm. I changed my name.
changed
name
↗
⧉
↓
My real name's Richard Krempf.
names
real
richard
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Give me a warning ♪
warning
↗
⧉
↓
Ryan Madison sounds way cooler.
cooler
madison
ryan
ryan-madison
sounds
↗
⧉
↓
Barry Berkman. It's too plain.
barry
barry-berkman
berkman
plain
↗
⧉
↓
You sound like an accountant or something.
accountant
sound
↗
⧉
↓
You want something people can remember.
remember
↗
⧉
↓
♪ That this is the thing you do, do to me ♪
↗
⧉
↓
I got the perfect stage name for you.
name
perfect
stage
↗
⧉
↓
What? Mmm.
↗
⧉
↓
Barry...
barry
↗
⧉
↓
Block.
block
↗
⧉
↓
Barry Block? Yeah.
barry
block
↗
⧉
↓
I don't get it. Yeah, 'cause when I look at you,
↗
⧉
↓
I think of a block.
block
↗
⧉
↓
Hey, Barry. Hey.
barry
↗
⧉
↓
Hey. Yeah?
↗
⧉
↓
Can you drive him home? He has, like, seven DUIs.
drive
home
seven
↗
⧉
↓
♪ I don't care what you say ♪
care
↗
⧉
↓
Sure. Good night.
night
↗
⧉
↓
Looking forward to your monologue.
forward
looking
looking-forward
monologue
↗
⧉
↓
♪ When the time's right ♪
times
↗
⧉
↓
♪ You think I'm living it ♪
living
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Living it, living it, living it up ♪
living
↗
⧉
↓
What? Come on. You've gotta take this class, bro.
class
↗
⧉
↓
I-I-I-- I don't think I can.
↗
⧉
↓
It's not that hard. Here.
hard
↗
⧉
↓
Look, it's all in the book.
book
↗
⧉
↓
This is your new bible. Gene's teaching's changed my life.
bible
changed
genes
life
↗
⧉
↓
So, y-- you go home, you google "great monologues,"
google
home
↗
⧉
↓
you choose one, and I'll help you prepare it before tomorrow.
choose
prepare
tomorrow
↗
⧉
↓
You're gonna help me with my audition?
audition
↗
⧉
↓
Why?
↗
⧉
↓
Uh, you're my scene partner, bro.
partner
scene
↗
⧉
↓
We rocked it out today. You were so chill.
chill
rocked
today
↗
⧉
↓
You just let me do my thing.
↗
⧉
↓
You're a very generous performer.
generous
↗
⧉
↓
I am? Totally.
↗
⧉
↓
So, I will see you tomorrow, scene partner.
partner
scene
tomorrow
↗
⧉
↓
Oh.
↗
⧉
↓
Mm!
↗
⧉
↓
What the fuck?
fuck
↗
⧉
↓
Hey!
↗
⧉
↓
Ryan Madison! Barry Block!
barry
block
madison
ryan
ryan-madison
↗
⧉
↓
What the fuck?
fuck
↗
⧉
↓
They were hugging.
hugging
↗
⧉
↓
Hey, Fuches. Fuches : Hey, buddy.
buddy
fuches
↗
⧉
↓
I'm outside. Open up.
open
↗
⧉
↓
You're here?
↗
⧉
↓
So...
↗
⧉
↓
this NoHo Hank, guy wakes me up last night,
hank
night
noho
noho-hank
wakes
↗
⧉
↓
says you and your mark were hugging?
hugging
mark
↗
⧉
↓
They saw that? Oh yeah.
↗
⧉
↓
Look, look, look, something really, really cool happened.
cool
happened
↗
⧉
↓
Okay? Okay.
↗
⧉
↓
I followed Ryan yesterday,
followed
ryan
yesterday
↗
⧉
↓
and he went to this theater to take an acting class,
acting
acting-class
class
theater
↗
⧉
↓
and I ended up doing a scene with him from True Romance.
ended
romance
scene
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, it's LA theater, so I guess all the scenes they do are from movies.
movies
scenes
theater
↗
⧉
↓
The point is, I was really good.
point
↗
⧉
↓
And afterwards, I hung out with all of them.
afterwards
hung
↗
⧉
↓
Them? The acting class, and they're super nice.
acting
acting-class
class
super
↗
⧉
↓
The whole class? Including the guy you were supposed to burn?
burn
class
including
supposed
whole
↗
⧉
↓
Ryan Madison, yeah. No, he's a great dude.
madison
ryan
ryan-madison
↗
⧉
↓
And I don't know. They just made me feel
↗
⧉
↓
really good about myself, you know?
↗
⧉
↓
And, uh, you know how you and I talk all the time about my purpose?
purpose
↗
⧉
↓
You think acting could be your purpose?
acting
purpose
↗
⧉
↓
I don't know. I just-- I don't-- I just feel really motivated
motivated
↗
⧉
↓
right now or something like-- it made me feel really good.
↗
⧉
↓
Okay, but what about what we do together, Barry?
barry
↗
⧉
↓
Well, you know, they told me a very small percentage
percentage
↗
⧉
↓
of actors actually make a living acting,
acting
actors
living
↗
⧉
↓
you know, so most of them have day jobs, Yeah.
jobs
↗
⧉
↓
so I just figured, you know, I do night hits
figured
hits
night
↗
⧉
↓
or something, just-- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sit. Sit.
whoa
whoa-whoa
whoa-whoa-whoa
↗
⧉
↓
Okay. Now, Barry,
barry
↗
⧉
↓
acting is a very face-forward type of job. It...
acting
face
forward
type
↗
⧉
↓
It's a direct conflict to being someone who anonymously kills people.
conflict
direct
kills
↗
⧉
↓
You want to have a hobby or something, you could take up... painting.
hobby
painting
↗
⧉
↓
Well... Hitler painted.
hitler
painted
↗
⧉
↓
John Wayne Gacy painted. It's a good, solid hobby.
hobby
john
painted
solid
wayne
↗
⧉
↓
Never got in the way of what they were doing.
↗
⧉
↓
These are professional actors,
actors
professional
↗
⧉
↓
and they're the real deal, and they say I got something.
deal
real
real-deal
↗
⧉
↓
No, I-- I get it, I get it, but I think you gotta think this thing through.
↗
⧉
↓
I mean, you wanna-- you wanna go out there and try to burn a guy,
burn
↗
⧉
↓
and have him say, "Hey! There's the guy from the chicken commercial!"
chicken
commercial
↗
⧉
↓
I don't know if I'd do commercials.
commercials
↗
⧉
↓
Barry,
barry
↗
⧉
↓
when you decided to do this for a living,
decided
living
↗
⧉
↓
you closed the door on being able to do anything else.
able
closed
door
↗
⧉
↓
You're a killer, Barry. You kill the bad guys.
barry
kill
killer
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, but this Ryan guy wasn't a bad guy. No, no, no.
ryan
↗
⧉
↓
He lent me a book. He's-- Stop thinking.
book
lent
thinking
↗
⧉
↓
Kill Ryan. These Chechens are
kill
ryan
↗
⧉
↓
the scariest people I have ever worked with,
scariest
worked
↗
⧉
↓
and they're talking about taking you off this job.
↗
⧉
↓
dying over some wannabe actor.
actor
dying
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah. No, yeah.
↗
⧉
↓
This is what you do.
↗
⧉
↓
This is all you do.
↗
⧉
↓
Do you understand?
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah.
↗
⧉
↓
Okay, good.
↗
⧉
↓
♪ ♪
↗
⧉
↓
♪ ♪
↗
⧉
↓
Hey, Mr. Cousineau. You weren't in class today.
class
class-today
today
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, I know, I know. Ryan was very upset.
ryan
upset
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, no, I, uh-- I gotta leave town.
town
↗
⧉
↓
I'm so sorry to hear that.
↗
⧉
↓
Hey, Mr. Cousineau, I was wondering, um...
wondering
↗
⧉
↓
do you think I was good enough to be in your class?
class
↗
⧉
↓
No, Barry, I don't.
barry
↗
⧉
↓
What you did was dog shit.
↗
⧉
↓
I mean, really, really awful.
awful
↗
⧉
↓
"Dumb acting" I call it. Do you know why?
acting
dumb
↗
⧉
↓
Because acting is truth,
acting
truth
↗
⧉
↓
and I saw no truth.
truth
↗
⧉
↓
So, here's my advice to you:
advice
↗
⧉
↓
You go back to whatever nook of the world you call home,
home
nook
world
↗
⧉
↓
and you do whatever it is you're good at,
↗
⧉
↓
because this... is not it.
↗
⧉
↓
You wanna know what I'm good at?
↗
⧉
↓
I'm good at killing people. Hmm.
killing
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, when I got back from Afghanistan, I, uh...
afghanistan
↗
⧉
↓
I was really depressed, you know?
depressed
↗
⧉
↓
I didn't leave my house for months, and...
house
months
↗
⧉
↓
this friend of my dad's, he's, uh-- he's like an uncle to me.
dads
friend
uncle
↗
⧉
↓
He, uh... he helped me out, and he gave me a purpose.
helped
purpose
↗
⧉
↓
He told me that...
↗
⧉
↓
that what I was good at over there could be useful here.
useful
↗
⧉
↓
And, uh... it's a job.
↗
⧉
↓
You know? The money's good,
moneys
↗
⧉
↓
and these people I take out, like, they're...
↗
⧉
↓
they're bad people. You know?
↗
⧉
↓
Like they're pieces of shit. Um...
pieces
↗
⧉
↓
But, lately, you know, I've--
lately
↗
⧉
↓
like, I'm not sleeping, and, uh...
sleeping
↗
⧉
↓
that depressed feeling is back, you know?
depressed
feeling
↗
⧉
↓
Like-- like, I know there's more to me... than that.
↗
⧉
↓
But maybe-- I don't know...
↗
⧉
↓
maybe there's not.
↗
⧉
↓
Maybe this is all I'm good at. I don't know.
↗
⧉
↓
Anyway, forget it.
forget
↗
⧉
↓
Sorry to bother you.
bother
↗
⧉
↓
What's that from?
↗
⧉
↓
What? Are you telling me that was an improvisation?
telling
↗
⧉
↓
Huh. Interesting.
interesting
↗
⧉
↓
Well, the story's nonsense, but there's something to work with.
nonsense
storys
↗
⧉
↓
My class is not cheap.
cheap
class
↗
⧉
↓
That's not a problem. You pay in cash.
cash
problem
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah. You pay in advance.
advance
↗
⧉
↓
I can do that. Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 p.m.
class
tomorrow
↗
⧉
↓
We start on time. Absolutely.
absolutely
start
↗
⧉
↓
What's your last name again?
name
↗
⧉
↓
Block. Barry Block.
barry
block
↗
⧉
↓
You pay in advance. Yeah. No, I know.
advance
↗
⧉
↓
Gene. M. Cousineau.
gene
↗
⧉
↓
I look forward to this journey.
forward
journey
↗
⧉
↓
Great. Watch your toes.
toes
watch
↗
⧉
↓
Whoa. Oh.
whoa
↗
⧉
↓
♪ ♪
↗
⧉
↓
♪ ♪
↗
⧉
↓
What's going on, guys?
↗
⧉
↓
Now, now, now, now, now!
↗
⧉
↓
Hey! NoHo Hank: Take the shot! Shoot him! Now!
hank
noho
noho-hank
shoot
shot
↗
⧉
↓
Don't pull that gun on me, man.
pull
↗
⧉
↓
NoHo Hank: Now!
hank
noho
noho-hank
↗
⧉
↓
Don't pull that gun on me. Noho Hank: Take the shot!
hank
noho
noho-hank
pull
shot
↗
⧉
↓
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now!
↗
⧉
↓
Fuck!
fuck
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, hey.
↗
⧉
↓
Huh. I wonder what's going on over there.
wonder
↗
⧉
↓
Do you have whiskey? No.
whiskey
↗
⧉
↓
We have herbal tea. I'll have an herbal tea.
herbal
↗
⧉
↓
What you got there?
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, I've got an audition tomorrow.
audition
tomorrow
↗
⧉
↓
I'm an actor.
actor
↗
⧉
↓
So am I.
↗
⧉
↓
♪ This game ♪
game
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Of cruelty ♪
cruelty
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Hardly becomes me ♪
becomes
hardly
↗
⧉
↓
♪ This game of cruelty ♪
cruelty
game
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Is easily the most boring part of the week ♪
boring
easily
part
week
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Why can't you say to me ♪
↗
⧉
↓
♪ I mean something to you? ♪
↗
⧉
↓
♪ 'Cause everybody knows ♪
everybody
everybody-knows
knows
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Everybody sees that this ♪
everybody
sees
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Is the thing you do, do to me ♪
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Oh, everybody knows ♪
everybody
everybody-knows
knows
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Everybody sees that this ♪
everybody
sees
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Is the thing you do, do to me ♪
↗
⧉
↓
♪ ♪
↗
⧉
↓
♪ I don't care what you say ♪
care
↗
⧉
↓
♪ I just care what you do ♪
care
↗
⧉
↓
♪ When the time's right ♪
times
↗
⧉
↓
♪ -FUCHES: This is war.
fuches
↗
⧉
↓
Those Chechens double-crossed us!
crossed
double
↗
⧉
↓
And bro... they're crazy.
crazy
↗
⧉
↓
We should have a memorial for Ryan.
memorial
ryan
↗
⧉
↓
Use Ryan's death.
death
ryans
↗
⧉
↓
-The sorrow. The rage.
rage
sorrow
↗
⧉
↓
GENE COUSINEAU: The terror.
gene
terror
↗
⧉
↓
They look Russian or Chechen. And this third guy got away...
russian
third
↗
⧉
↓
I have to be honest...
honest
↗
⧉
↓
I'm quite a bit angry.
angry
↗
⧉
↓
-BARRY BERKMAN: It's not about the guys in that house.
barry
barry-berkman
berkman
house
↗
⧉
↓
BARRY: There's a whole organization out there.
barry
organization
whole
↗
⧉
↓
You did not think I would find you?
↗
⧉
↓
You killed best Chechen assassin.
best
killed
↗
⧉
↓
Well, he wasn't that great.
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