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Season 1, Episode 7 — Tim Robinson
[piano music playing]
#1
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[laughter]
#2
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[Tim] So I look at him and I say,
#3
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Why don't you tell us another story, Tim?
#5
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[shouts] No!
#6
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Uh-uh.
#7
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Why don't one of you tell me a story?
#9
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Go.
#10
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When I was a small, small boy,
#11
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I had big, big muscles.
#12
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That?
#15
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That's Sammy Paradise!
#16
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Old Two Eyes himself.
#17
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Can I take your hat and coat?
#18
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Wow! Thank you, Mr. Paradise!
#20
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♪ Lady Luck ♪
#21
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♪ They call her Lady Luck ♪
#22
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♪ When she kisses me, I'm in heaven ♪
#23
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♪ I'm as lucky as lucky seven ♪
#24
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Champagne, Mr. Paradise?
#25
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Shake it up, and just let it spill, baby!
#27
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♪ Cha-ching! She's a dame who's fine ♪
#29
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♪ Ka-pow! And she's mine, oh, mine ♪
#30
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♪ Lady Luck ♪
#31
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I'll take a steak. The usual.
#32
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Thanks, Mr. Paradise!
#35
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♪ Zowee! She's the girl with the most ♪
#36
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♪ Ka-powee! And I'm her host ♪
#37
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♪ Lady Luck ♪
#38
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Thanks for the rib-eye, pally.
#39
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Here's a tip--
#40
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find a new line of work!
#41
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Here's another tip--
#42
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a cool grand.
#43
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Wowee! Thanks, Mr. Paradise!
#44
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♪ Good fortune ♪
#45
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♪ Ring-a-ding-dong ♪
#46
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♪ I can sing to her all night long ♪
#47
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♪ Lady Luck ♪
#48
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Make a wish.
#49
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Hot dog!
#50
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Hey! Eyes off the merchandise, pal.
#51
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The lady's spoken for.
#52
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♪ Lady Luck ♪
#53
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All bets.
#54
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Put it all on seven.
#55
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♪ Lady Luck ♪
#56
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♪ They call her Lady Luck ♪
#57
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Blow on them, doll.
#58
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♪ When she kisses me, I'm in heaven ♪
#59
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Snake eyes!
#60
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Snake eyes?
#61
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Snake eyes?
#62
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[shouts] Oh, no!
#63
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No!
#64
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I'm ruined!
#65
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You! You jinxed them!
#66
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What? I did not!
#67
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I'm broke!
#69
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I'm a dead man!
#70
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Sammy, cool it! Take it easy.
#71
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Get off me!
#72
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Hey, fat fuck!
#73
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That's my steak!
#74
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I paid for it, I'm eating it!
#75
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Come on, you fat fuck!
#77
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It's overcooked.
#79
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I don't think so, Mr. Paradise.
#81
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You, give me my grand back, asshole!
#82
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Look at that! I'm rich again!
#84
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♪ Lady Luck ♪
#85
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♪ They call her Lady Luck ♪
#86
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[screams] I'm a dead man!
#88
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Sammy, we should go.
#89
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One night, $1,000. Anything you want.
#91
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Rip her teeth, keep them as souvenirs.
#93
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Fine. That's fair.
#95
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I feel like that's fair.
#96
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Sure. I'm just gonna get my quarter.
#97
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Ow! It burned me!
#99
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The fountain burned me! It's piping hot!
#100
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It is not hot, Mr. Paradise.
#101
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Who cares?
#102
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All right.
#103
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Who wants to buy a toupee?
#104
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It's just the top and one side.
#105
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This side's all natural, baby!
#106
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Oh, Sammy!
#107
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All right, folks.
#108
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I'm going to go in the bathroom
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and I'm going to suck my own dick.
#110
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Mr. Paradise!
#112
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I'm going in.
#113
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The show is about to start!
#114
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[door closing]
#116
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[Sammy] Yeah, nobody came in.
#117
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[groans] Oh, God.
#119
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[moans] I can't fricking reach!
#120
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I touched it!
#121
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[telephone ringing]
#122
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Yeah? Mitchell's Limos.
#123
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Uh-huh, we got limos.
#124
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No, you're thinking of a hearse.
#125
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Hey, fella. Dumb much?
#126
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Anyway, back to my story.
#128
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and the groom said--
#130
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And let me guess.
#131
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Oh, boy! Here comes Morley.
#135
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I'm just doing OK.
#136
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I'm such a jazz head, right?
#139
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I've said that.
#140
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Notice anything different about me?
#141
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You kind of grew a mustache?
#142
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Yeah.
#143
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Yeah, just a little weekend project.
#144
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Just like Mike's.
#145
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Hey, Mike.
#146
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All right.
#147
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Back to the grind.
#148
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[telephone ringing]
#149
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Hey, Morley. It's 1981.
#151
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We want our mustache back.
#152
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Hello?
#153
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Yeah, it's 1981.
#154
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We want our mustache back.
#155
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This is me from 1981?
#156
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Yeah.
#157
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I want my mustache back.
#158
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God damn it.
#162
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Hey, Morley?
#163
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Are you doing OK, bud?
#164
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You know what, Steven? Yeah.
#165
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Yeah.
#166
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That's great, Morley.
#168
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That's really great.
#169
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Thanks, Mike. You're my best friend here.
#170
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Hey, Rog!
#171
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King of the slams!
#174
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[shouts] Hold on a damn minute!
#175
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You spoke to my mother last night?
#176
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Yeah.
#177
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Oh, geez. Oh, geez.
#178
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Hello, Dad?
#179
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The good news is Mom's still alive.
#181
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Yeah. No, he is very cool.
#183
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Uncle Dave's not over, is he?
#185
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Good. I fucking hate that guy.
#186
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[shouts] Yes, sir!
#187
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Yes, sir!
#188
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Yes, sir, Sergeant!
#189
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Affirmative!
#190
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Affirmative!
#191
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I love you.
#192
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[whispers] Say it, say it, say it.
#193
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God, this work retreat is so boring.
#194
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At least it's almost lunch.
#195
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Yeah, first there's music.
#196
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Last year we had Bonnie Raitt,
#197
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and she was so awesome.
#198
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Well, this year...
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we've got the Pointer Brothers.
#200
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Oh. Do they do Pointer Sisters songs?
#201
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I would assume so.
#202
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Anything else would be plain stupid.
#203
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for the Pointer Brothers!
#205
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[cheesy pop music playing]
#206
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What are they doing?
#207
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And by the end of the night tonight,
#209
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Oh, no! That can't be what this is!
#211
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There's, like, a thousand of us in here.
#212
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OK, folks. Now, here's how it works.
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Everybody, stand up.
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Once you've been pointed at, sit down.
#215
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Wait to be pointed.
#218
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So do they not sing?
#222
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I think that they just point.
#223
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That can't be it!
#224
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Well, it's not that bad.
#227
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I pointed at him...
#228
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him...
#229
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her...
#230
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Don't tell me what to do.
#232
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It's Waggoo!
#236
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Hey, everybody! Waggoo!
#237
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Now, Waggoo hates points.
#239
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He takes them away.
#240
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Throw your hand back up
#242
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and we will re-point you.
#243
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And, ladies!
#244
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Do not let Waggoo touch you.
#245
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He's not allowed.
#246
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Not allowed. Do you hear me, Paul?
#247
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[Waggoo] OK, man. Leave me alone.
#248
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Not after what you did.
#249
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So, ma'am, why don't you come on up here?
#252
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Hurry, though.
#253
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Let's go!
#254
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Come on! Come on! Hurry up!
#255
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Don't make excuses.
#257
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You have to help. You have to help.
#259
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Come on, get up! Get up!
#260
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All right, ma'am.
#261
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Have we pointed at you yet?
#262
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One of these guys will catch you!
#267
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Let's go. Get off, get off. Go, go.
#269
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[bang]
#270
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Shut the fuck up!
#271
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[Pointer Brother #2] Oh, fuck you!
#274
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Folks, here we go!
#276
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[cheesy pop music playing]
#277
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Sharon?
#281
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Come on, Sharon!
#282
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Come on, Sharon.
#284
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What is going on with you?
#286
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God damn it! We're in the weeds now, man!
#293
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Waggoo, you green piece of shit!
#294
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Who hasn't been pointed at?
#295
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You fucking suck!
#298
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You suck!
#300
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This is your wife. This is your wife.
#301
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That's your wife, man!
#302
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That's your lady!
#303
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Fight me!
#304
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[screams] Now!
#305
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Hi there, Tampa wrestling fans.
#307
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I am here with Fighting Jake Fletcher.
#309
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and he came out on top.
#312
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Yep.
#313
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But Dump Truck, he tricked me.
#315
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He didn't follow the rules.
#316
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So this time, Dump Truck,
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No girlfriend jumping in,
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no hitting me with a chair.
#320
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Just man-on-man, hardcore...
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match.
#322
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...on you!
#324
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[audience cheering]
#325
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[bell ringing]
#326
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How did it go out there?
#327
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He beat me.
#328
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Fair and square.
#329
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He agreed to all my terms,
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didn't need any tricks, nobody jumping in.
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Overpowered me.
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Simply a stronger man.
#333
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But do you know who pisses me off?
#336
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Cosskie the Russian.
#337
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This win's for you, America!
#339
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[bell ringing]
#340
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What happened?
#341
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I lost...
#342
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pretty bad.
#343
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I didn't like that one bit.
#346
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Don't spit on me!
#348
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It's just a game!
#349
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What are you...?
#350
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I'll tell you this.
#351
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Don't do that to me ever again.
#352
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[bell ringing]
#353
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Did he spit on you?
#354
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Yep.
#355
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My beef's not with you, Cosskie.
#357
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I know you can beat me!
#358
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I was never arguing that.
#359
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Everyone can beat me...
#361
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except one guy.
#362
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Sheikhzilla.
#363
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[bell ringing]
#365
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You beat me! Who cares?
#366
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You been doing it way longer.
#367
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But next week, I got a plan.
#368
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[bell ringing]
#369
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He put me in a choke hold and said,
#371
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I choose it every time.
#376
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Did he torch the flag, Jake?
#377
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It goes without saying, Rusty.
#378
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But I'll tell you this.
#379
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I am down, but I am not out.
#380
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[bell ringing]
#382
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It's about next week,
#385
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when I get in a steel-cage match
#386
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with Cosskie, Sheikhzilla
#387
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and Dump Truck.
#388
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And it's a steel cage, so I can't leave!
#389
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Jake's nodding. He's agreeing to it.
#392
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He's crapped his pants, everybody.
#393
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Jake's up and mouthing, "Who cares?"
#394
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Here comes the kick in the back.
#395
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[bell ringing]
#397
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[bird chirping]
#398
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[baby crying]
#399
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Shh.
#400
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[whispers] There you go. There you go.
#401
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Go to sleep, my little girl.
#402
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I can't wait to watch you grow.
#403
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♪ I sit and think about your life ♪
#406
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♪ I hope you have some best friends ♪
#407
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♪ And a perfect house ♪
#408
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♪ You'll make a beautiful wife ♪
#409
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♪ When you are four years old ♪
#410
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♪ Holding tears back ♪
#413
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♪ With all my might ♪
#414
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♪ And as you grow and grow ♪
#415
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♪ And have your first prom ♪
#416
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♪ You walk on down those stairs ♪
#417
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♪ And you will know how much I care ♪
#419
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♪ When you go off to college ♪
#420
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♪ I will be so goddamn proud of you ♪
#423
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♪ You'll meet the man of your dreams ♪
#424
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♪ His name will be Jeff ♪
#426
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♪ He will have a good job ♪
#427
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♪ And your life will be so complete ♪
#428
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♪ Jeff rides a motorcycle ♪
#429
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♪ He takes you for rides ♪
#430
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♪ And he helps me around the house ♪
#431
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♪ He'll buy you your favorite blouse ♪
#433
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♪ He's funny as goddamn hell ♪
#435
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♪ Fricking Jeff, funny as hell! ♪
#437
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♪ I crack up ♪
#442
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♪ And kisses my daughter so damn hard ♪
#445
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♪ So damn hard ♪
#446
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[whispers] ♪ So damn hard ♪
#447
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♪ You are working late tonight ♪
#451
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♪ And Jeff lowers his head ♪
#452
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♪ And he looks real sad ♪
#453
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♪ And I swear that he might cry ♪
#454
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♪ I said, "Hey there, Jeff" ♪
#455
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♪ I hold onto his waist so tight ♪
#458
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♪ Well, the bike and the wind ♪
#459
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♪ And the rubber of the road ♪
#460
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♪ Jeff and I are going fast as light ♪
#461
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♪ As we make our way back to the bike ♪
#467
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♪ Well, I step on the road ♪
#468
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♪ I don't see the truck coming ♪
#469
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♪ Jeff shoves me ♪
#470
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♪ And he saves my life ♪
#471
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♪ As Jeff lays dying on that road ♪
#472
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♪ The blood pours out of him ♪
#473
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♪ Just like red wine ♪
#474
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♪ And his head falls ♪
#476
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♪ And he closes his eyes... ♪
#477
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[screams] No!
#478
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♪ He closes his eyes ♪
#479
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♪ Jeff gave his life for your dad ♪
#480
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♪ He's the best guy in the world ♪
#481
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♪ I miss him ♪
#482
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[sniffs]
#483
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[sobs] ♪ I miss him ♪
#484
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♪ I miss him ♪
#485
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♪ I miss Jeff ♪
#486
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[whispers] ♪ Every day ♪
#487
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[whispers] Good night. I love you.
#488
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Welcome to the Old Gun Barn.
#489
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What can I do for you, sir?
#490
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It is. I need it for protection.
#492
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You've come to the right place.
#493
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It's heavy.
#495
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Stop right there.
#497
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Put your hands up, punk.
#498
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Say I didn't clog your toilet.
#499
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Say it to my face, punk.
#500
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Self-defense.
#502
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If you say so.
#503
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Oh, it's nice.
#505
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Well, well, well.
#506
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Make my day, lady at Red Robin,
#507
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Say you were joking.
#509
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Say I am allowed back in Red Robin,
#510
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and I didn't do an absolute paint job
#511
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in the men's restroom.
#512
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Yes.
#514
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Well, well, well.
#517
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If it isn't the Greyhound bus driver,
#518
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who told everyone I took a dump so bad
#519
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Yeah, I went in there,
#521
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I saw who did it.
#523
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He was wearing a captain's hat.
#525
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But you told everybody it was me.
#526
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Even George Lopez,
#527
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Announce that it wasn't me!
#529
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This is good. I like this one.
#531
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...check this one out.
#533
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Well, well, well.
#534
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If it isn't the maid at the La Quinta Inn
#535
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I said I would take care of it myself.
#537
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in front of all the other customers,
#539
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including George Lopez.
#540
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And maybe now you won't have the manager
#541
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before you consent to clean the toilet.
#543
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Did that really happen?
#546
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Well, well, well.
#552
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Remember me?
#554
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I'm the guy who solved all the clues,
#555
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And then I accidentally...
#557
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...used the fake men's room.
#558
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because the fake toilet didn't flush.
#560
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And then you said, in front of everyone,
#561
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"Who does puzzle room by themselves?
#562
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And I said,
#564
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"I like puzzles."
#565
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without getting it all over yourself?"
#568
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Yeah, buddy, I never do this...
#569
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but I can't sell you a gun.
#570
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Sure. I understand.
#571
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OK.
#574
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See you.
#575
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[man] Good morrow.
#576
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May I use your bathroom?
#577
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