#jared — Tags

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Nick, Pete, Jared. There's a fire in the barn!

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I'm Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesperson.

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- How you feeling, Jared? - Okay, I guess.

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He is a Jared Leto-level baby bitch.

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which is, what about Jared, you know?

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Jared, the now former spokesman,

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I asked them. I was like, "Wait, am I replacing Jared?"

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They could only use Jared to promote their healthy subs.

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I was like, "Wait, Jared plays himself. He's Jared."

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And they were like, "No, Jared will remain Jared."

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And one day I turned on the television, and our old buddy Jared

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And they were reporting that Jared was being sentenced