#diary — Tags

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Like a food diary, basically. - Hmm.

diary food

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- I haven't read a food diary per se,

diary food read

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but in "The Diary of Anne Frank,"

anne diary frank

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I even wrote it down in my diary.

diary wrote

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Well, it's kind of a diary, I guess.

diary

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It's her middle school diary, dude. Ooh, yeah!

diary middle middle-school school

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Who gives a shit? This is her diary, man.

diary gives

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Dee's middle school diary to you, bro!

dees diary middle middle-school school

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And let's have a kickass party! We got the diary!

diary kickass party

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Who wants to burn through a quick chapter of this diary?

burn chapter diary quick wants

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"Dear Diary, the dance was a total disaster.

dance dear diary disaster total

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(clears throat) Hey, diary. It's me.

clears clears-throat diary throat

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- Because that's great stuff. - That's my private video diary!

diary private stuff video

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DEE: Oh, hey, diary.

diary

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Some girl dropped her diary into my backpack by mistake.

backpack diary dropped girl mistake

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What are you doing with my old diary?

diary

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It's like you're reading straight out of my diary.

diary reading straight

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♪ I CAN'T TALK TO MY MOTHER SO I TALK TO MY DIARY ♪♪

diary mother