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Base it on Tom. Tom's perfect.
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-Hmm. -I have to saw something later.
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I may have gotten over-excited and told her family members
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She runs her grandpa off the freeway!
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We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation. (clears throat)
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-Somebody make it stop!
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Hey, Gizmo, can you check on Mr Jensen for me?
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And you took charge of our little operation,
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ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS ABOUT YOU
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So begins another round of Who Had the Worse Dad?
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-Why would you get me a present? -Why does it need to be a birthday
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WE'RE NOT HEROES FOR HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX ON PROM NIGHT.
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Do not go near the pool drains,
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Excuse me for a moment.
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- We'll take it. - Great.
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- [Dee screaming] - [Frank choking]
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I say, "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job."
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TOO MANY ADJECTIVES?
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And most importantly, we thank you...
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-Alright, here we go, baby.
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- I don't care if you're here all night! - What?
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Next, she'll want you in the delivery room,
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Who?
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Is that the good guy, is that
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Is he a relative of yours? Do you know who he's talking about?
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- Like the alien game? - Yeah, towards it.
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when’s the last time you saw your therapist...
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but I get the sinking feeling you just compared us to a married couple.
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But then it happened,
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You've been waiting a long time, so...
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Slingin' single Sammy is back town, baby.
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-to you and yours. -Thank you.
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Dads are full idiots!
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(piano playing) (muffled arguing)
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so I'm gonna pick up the check, leave you to celebrate.
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Oh.
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I'm staying in the pool!
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- There no penguin! - (squawks )
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what you do.
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What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,
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I don't think Murray would've put his dick anywhere near him.
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sometimes you just explode.
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- Shall we eat?
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That having a little brother
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Wait a minute, Terrance,
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- I'm wondering what it is. - It's an announcement!
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Well, I'm glad to hear it,
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a slam dunk!
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