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Waiting for the bus that never comes.
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...and these people have, like, no homes, you know.
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EXACTLY, BUT YOU GOTTA USE IT BEFORE THAT WINDOW CLOSES.
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diamonds are made under pressure.
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New book I'm working on. I don't have to drink.
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It tastes like ink.
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"I've noticed that 80 percent of my Doritos are isosceles triangles."
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There's no drinking age.
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There's something I want to get off my chest...
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- Don't die. - Please.
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OK. We'll be the guys that look like us.
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He got captured by the Federation
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would have to agree on who replaces Richard,
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...Dan Marino.
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We won! Thundermen!
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Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
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I'm all set. Can you just get me out of this?
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Are you saying you don't crave a bold entrance
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Have more bacon, yeah.
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I'm close.
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How are we gonna sneak in, though, bro?
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What do you think of these gardening shears?
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There you are.
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- It's okay. - I'm disgusting.
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Tee hee hee! Don't worry, Eric!
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Well, you at least won't tell Carla, right?
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And that's very sad.
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before we begin? - Um, yes,
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He really ran it into the ground.
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Weak!
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You might not get pregnant for a very, very, very long time.
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isn't there always one?
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Oh, my God! Drink out of the toilet if you're so thirsty.
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This is ridiculous, dude, okay?
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I... I can't do that anymore.
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BUDDY, I'VE BEEN AROUND THE WORLD MANY TIMES
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IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ME AND MY DREAM OF DOING NOTHING.
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[Beep]
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Ah. Tell you what. You guys, love you!
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And it actually worked.
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You're ruining your life. I also ruined yours.
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None of this would've happened if you weren't such a reckless driver.
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I hear she does car commercials. In Japan.
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You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
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[Dr. Hartman] What? No. I told Meg yesterday her results were negative.
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W-What do you think?
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- ♪ Just kick it ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
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Two drops is garbage. You're fired. Get out of my office.
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