🎲 Surprise Me

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as long as you're the world's fastest man, Champ, and you got slow.
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Now, if you'll excuse us, we're gonna go get in our self-driving car
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So, you guys want to ask me questions about my family.
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your cousin on the east coast.
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ending with a gay son who wrote a scathing musical about me
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Dude, are you really gonna sit here all day just to thank your garbage man?
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But, seriously, what passes as a man today?
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♪ Don't listen to a word he'd say
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She's had an excessive amount to drink, so...
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What have you done with all me own personal things?
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A CHUCKLE AT A BAD JOKE.
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recruit at least one woman." Should we put anything else?
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Do you want to take your feet off my bed, please?
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- I want to hear from you. - Okay. You're gonna like this.
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-The coil didn't complete its revolution. My, er, candy is just hanging there instead of dropping.
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- I know he did not just say "bigger woman."
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I can't believe I have to spend all Thanksgiving here.
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I made this notch
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It's a historic room.
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- What? He stole our furs! - Yep. Yep, yep, yep.
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No, hey. Fuck that!
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I've been dating this guy. I found out that he went on a gay cruise.
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Would you like to be in a broken jaw commercial?
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Yeah, I know. But we needed that, like, you know,
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You're not letting the wild card do his thing.
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You're working for the Vees?
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Good thing you still have your flower, then.
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Yep! Life was different.
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and how fake you are.
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-Sweetheart, Mr Woodbury is still requiring a lot of O2 - we'll have to keep him in
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Oh, hell. I'm impressed. Let's get some coffee.
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It is bros before hoes and not all the bros have been spritzed.
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Well, they will all...