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It was gone forever.
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-This is Ryan, my son. -[ambient music playing]
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your stylist is dying your hair more often.
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What are you, a douche bag?
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But you better be careful, cos if you fall off
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I should be hanging out with a Sex Pistol.
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[phone ringing]
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Stop talking, Robert.
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39, 40. There you go.
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Uh, I'm having second thoughts about this sex party thing, Frank.
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Did you just have the slot before me?
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J.D.: AFTER SPREADING HALF A TUBE
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They never say "ribs."
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- Now, this is for a bartending job, right? - Yeah.
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-It's my son. -Oh, my God, JD!
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- Yeah, Dan! - All right, Dan.
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(quietly): Fuck.
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I just feel like maybe I shouldn't leave, you know?
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♪ A potential H-bomb ♪
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- 'Cause Red's a bitch! She totally used me.
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SO I CAN GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT?
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It's like a damn virus. Okay, here's his chart,
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Ooh, I just love small things
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I know for a fact Les Mis is in town!
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There's plenty you could do with a hundred million dollars.
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Sort of lost interest when I started working for them.
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I'm sorry, Mommy.
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BUT IT WAS EASY FOR ME TO BLOW HER OFF
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Not everyone, just the people that work here.
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Don't forget, two-for-one on hollow-points on the way out.
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with the feel of your brother's hands on yours.
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They really dug it last time.
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# A BUD WOOD, I LIKE IT #
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Get on Priceline then, motherfucker.
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God, he lives right in our neighborhood.
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If I was to be a free malchick again in a fortnight...