🎲 Surprise Me

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Are you handing down life lessons? Get the hell outta here!
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Pondy! Just the man I want to see! Now, this man loves life!
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I got seven Sunday afternoons off a year. Yay!
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Don't bother. I don't need your stupid garbage girl toys
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This picture is happening!
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Angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil.
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so people are like, you know, often say, "Oh, I think I know you,"
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Oh, I love it!
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- You're still talking about a coat? - Absolutely!
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when he did my chin.
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Welcome to AP Bio.
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-[muffled] As his VP... -[high-pitched ringing]
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Why should hot people pay?
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- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Yeah.
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I actually love these.
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I like to think of us as mercenaries, a strike force, actually.
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and told her to keep her hands off my genitals.
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WHERE WERE YOU?
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Oh, I haven't been this excited since we watched
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Can you guys just go back in there and do nothing, okay?
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Yeah, don't think I didn't notice that little item the first time we met.
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Why would I wanna do that to him when I love him so much?
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just looking for that.
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OK. You know what? You guys can tell Kelso whatever you want.
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MY THIGHS GET ALL PINK AND SWEATY.
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but... totally fucked-up situation.
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there is not one thing I regret as I lay here right now.
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Nothing? Listen...
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WHO'S GONNA BE SINGING -THE I FOUND HIS SON -SONG?
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OK, well, we can stop there. Now it's time to ring the sex gong.
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Well, what I mean is, I-I was just able to give you something