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But know what he was best at?
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Hey, guys. What's up?
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in the phone book.
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Look, I get that you're giving up
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Hey. How's the day treating you, big guy?
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Do they really have to kill him to find out if he has rabies?
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Oh, don't use your "please" face!
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Don't let him ruin your night, too.
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It was me. I started the rumor.
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-Please don't do this.
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J“ and then you're in the man from Mars j”
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IT WAS YOUR SHIP!
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No one makes piggy sounds, no one says they smell bacon,
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Next up, from des moines, Iowa...
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but cheating with a woman is still cheating.
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we do want to make a big deal out of them,
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Now, get your shit and get out of here, okay? Gonna go wake up the hag.
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Okay, let go, let go, let him breathe.
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and "power" means energy.
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Thank you. Okay, I don't technically represent Mr. Bachman.
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- Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
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Sir, this is a medical sample.
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-He, like, had to have gotten fired. -Have you seen the one with the kid
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- No! - This shit is amazing.
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I can't believe I am hearing this nonsense.
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You have to realize your house is a total teardown, right?
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- !! - No, no, it's super progressive.
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So, I got a new system. Me, both the brains and the looks.
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Ask her if we get the watch right away.
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Wh... what are you... ow!
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-New circular saw. Just bought it. Four horse power, 3500rpm...
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Let's just see how the romantic lead thing plays out for a minute here.
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a-a-and we need to, like, take some space from each other.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah, with the big muscles. He puts his hand on his…
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is really hot.
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Animals.
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I'm sure you have ladders.
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This is very nice.
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In this porn, is the man black, or the woman black, or are they both?
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I'm actually making some good money.
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I--I gave love to me.
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I hope to be seen one day
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DO YOU MIND IF I SKIP THE WHOLE "KING OF THE WORLD" BIT?
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sad, telling the truth.
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Can we focus here?
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I do all this and you repay me
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NO. BUT STICK AROUND.
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