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is how horny killing made the old Noir.
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I'm not lying, someone just handed me--
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Hey! Time to wake up!
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So what are you going to say?
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guess who wants me to go halfsies?!
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Maybe when you're done with your round,
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as the nuns put it.
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But, no kidding, I'm at rock bottom.
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UNDERNEATH IT ALL, I BET HE'S A SWEETHEART.
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Yes, I'll pay $50 for one.
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Half of you are gonna go with me
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[Frenchie sighs]
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YES. ACTUALLY, I'M ADOPTED.
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about the stupid stuff
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♪ ♪
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I'm not sure I follow.
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They were completely open to cutting the musical numbers.
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Green apple soap.
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Evidently, the notorious gangster
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J“ and then you're in the man from Mars j”
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I must be tired.
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Yeah.
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I ran all the way here while staring at your profile.
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Uh, Grandma, you wouldn't happen to know
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I think what I'm hearing is fluid fill up your lungs.
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What the fuck? Fuck!
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Ah. Class dismissed.
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- 'Oh, uh, Mr. Smith?' - Uh, yeah, just masturbating!
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I'm gonna make you a decent proposal.
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- Oh! - That's a good shot, bud.
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That's really nice of you.
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From now on, every night
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So, I trust there's no more need for any...
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- Oh, come on in. - Okay.
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I didn't care if he had trouble.
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NO, I DID NOT!
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Really proud of this SeaWorld theme, aren't you?
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MOTHER'S MILK: Sorry, baby, just, work's
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Here we go. In five, four,
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Know what, I'm stuck. I have to shave this down.
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I ACTUALLY HAD A GOOD TIME.
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I trusted you!
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I'm not gonna hand you my gun,
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[ Whirring, Beeping ] NO, NOT AGAIN.
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-Better finish that thought. I'm not breaking my gait.
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and now you've been promoted twice.
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THAT'S MY GRAVE.
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for the Human Beings.
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