🎲 Surprise Me

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Hey, park in that handicapped spot.
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The other goes with the neurotic, sexually-repressed mom, just you all over.
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Flipper. Is she microchipped?
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even if you request that I don't assist.
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What is there to do in this town?
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Go easy on him. He's my fella.
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Justice, you fucking bitch.
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♪ Having a good time... ♪
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Fuck you! I'm gonna rip your balls off and stuff 'em down your throat.
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make sure there's no moles or, like, unsightly hairs,
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- jacking up the prices. - Yeah, he's smart.
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YOU CAN'T SAVE EVERYONE, NEWBIE,
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One of the boys here could be the baby I gave up in high school.
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for having a very exclusionary past.
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'Sometimes you just have one moment to seize it.'
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I don't do anything.
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(ALL HUM SIX MILLION DOLLAR -MAN THEME) -We can rebuild him.
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- Listen to me. - Tell me right now!
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in my class today. both: What?
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It's super cutting-edge.
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-Hey, boys. When we get upstairs it's the trauma ward, not the drama ward.
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[somber music playing]
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So I activated the oral control,
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The loser will have to wear this 25-pound keg around his neck
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-It's usually dudes. -Who writes, "Didn't Chris used to wear
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- Of course I can. I'm European. - Oh, man. That's...
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a consultant, a sector specialist.
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I don't always need your help. You don't have to treat me like I'm a kid.
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I DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING, AND HE KNEW.
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and I'm gonna have to respectfully say thank you, but I can't do this.
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Okay? Tell me what's wrong.