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You get it. Like, having a baby, being back together.
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You're shitfaced?
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A woman thinks I'm looking in the stock room for a humidifier.
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I need a lady whore. Dee?
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Like, a big Christmas miracle?
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(SINGS) # She's thinkin' She's thinkin'
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WE KNOW WHEN WE'RE LOSING HIM.
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plastic garbage and eat the corpses of tortured animals.
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OK. HE'S STABLE.
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You know what "bro" means in Portuguese? "Rapist."
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-Carla, you know how I'm crazy? -Sure. What's up?
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who remembers all technology as powered by springs and gears.
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- And you're very cute. - Me? Really?
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Hungry?
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Neither do I.
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Not all of them, though. Speak of the devil.
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I wasn't the one who fucked that up.
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Hey, I wished for something to drink,
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Three grand. What? I'm sorry.
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Your sports team won the World Series!
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The fuck you going?
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So true, Pim, so true. But you know, what, man, like,
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but I'm emotionally involved with Mac,
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I forgive you.
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I'm a VP here and I only get to see him about 10 minutes a month.
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How about I just blow my brains out, starting with hers?
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That's because I've been workin' on my brand.
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You see, I own a coffee shop, and now
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I was just wondering, have you ever seen the music video
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which is why I felt safe saying those things in the first place.
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because I got some boots to be shined, all right?
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- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
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- What happened? - They had a lot of cats.
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Telling me off.
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I mean, you can hang out if you want,
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You know? I heard it just came out today,
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It's not about something else, it's...
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the part that isn't a gigantic jackass.
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I was gonna say "head". But that's okay. That's all right. (chuckles)
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She sure is.
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Here, have a sip, right from the cow's titty.
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on the highway.
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Rick: TOTES MALOTES, DAWG.
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an adventure I was having.
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And, Notah, a multiple major winner leads the way right now.
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Laurie, did you know about this?
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And worst case scenario,
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Why don't we try some more quiet time?
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