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- I'd have faked it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck!
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Detroit Red Wings.
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WELL, SAY THINGS WILL BE THE SAME.
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I go, "He's a foster kid. They're bad, you know?"
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* Come on down to South Park *
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He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture.
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Now, what word would you use?
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And I trust we never have to have this conversation again.
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- This is impossible. - It's very possible.
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And at one point I put my hands on her shoulders.
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Swing by our parts department and pick up a pair of testes.
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They want to ban porn.
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BLONDE DOCTOR.
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I gave it to the rich guy because with the money he's donating,
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HANG SOME DOPAMINE, WIDE OPEN!
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Yours and all your sisters'.
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Aside from the massive amounts of money
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You know the Cook's Chicken franchise?
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I like dude stuff. Yeah. Like what?
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It's just on my back, really.
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Let's not split hairs.
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If you killed Ted, I don't wanna know. Just make sure it's not traceable.
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I thought you said you were exhausted.
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and just have you do it yourself.
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The question now, Al, is can A-Train keep his title
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♪ At Risk E. Rat's Pizza, do whatever you want ♪
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Dammit, Peter, I will not let you ruin another trip for me!
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- Todd, what are you doing? - I'm getting my gay on.
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-What do you mean? -Well, in the dating world,
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Shining Light fights injustice.
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- What are you talking about? - Come on, dude!
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But look what I found in my locker. A wad of cash.
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# BA BA BA BA BARBARA ANN #
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- He doesn't exist, understand? - Of course.
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NOTHING WORTH TALKING ABOUT.