🎲 Surprise Me

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Ah, well, well, you done good, ladies.
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Tee hee hee! Jews!
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Can I ask you a question? Do you... Do you
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Come on, soldier boy was a hero, right?
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No. Bro, it's all fancy dinners, exotic vacations.
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I'm gonna leave you to it. You do your thing, okay?
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or they'll all expect it.
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Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.
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- It's bullshit, man! - What is it that you people want?
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of how we can ingratiate ourselves to them.
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-Um, okay, guys, um... we're out of here. -Mm-hmm.
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Right, so let's just say music.
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Went to high school with her.
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So, hey, I thought you might be hungry.
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Whoa! What are you guys fighting about?
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Love them or hate them.
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This arbitrary cutoff is BS.
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THERE ARE OTHER WAYS YOU CAN GET IT.
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[softly] I go, "Why do you take medicine?"
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Now, why is Frank trying to contaminate cherries?
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REGARDLESS OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.
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WELL, I'M CUTTING OUT THAT GUY'S APPENDIX,
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You really think my grandmother was gonna let me marry
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♪ Would I feel this way? ♪
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Don't... Come here, come here, come here.
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Please think of me as buttonless, all smooth, like GI Joe's nether regions.
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I can still be an obnoxious American mom you'd like to F!
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