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Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the angelic attack
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but prey outnumber predators 10 to 1.
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Likes to stick his head out. I tell him it's dangerous.
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Oh, well, I hit the jackpot with this one.
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I've been doing stand-up for the past few weeks.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE WAS.
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[quietly] What the fuck are you doing here?
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I find you annoying. This whole thing's annoying.
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We're getting kind of serious...
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Where did all these unsupervised children come from?
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One podcast is totally enough
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If there's a crow in there, fine, if not, I can live with it.
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I am talking to the Homelander.
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Can I ask, how are you sleeping?
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We'll try administrative punishment.
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It seems vulgar to think about money at a time like this.
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Well... there's a certain glint in the eye, you know, a sparkle.
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What? She's hot. -No. That's hot.
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Charlie, come quick. Something awful, just awful's happened.
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- Now she's a dirty whore? - And the money.
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Eight piggy presents.
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- This is a going away video for Jack.
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And I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case.
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-I didn't ask if you were interested. -I deeply dislike you. It keeps me up at night.
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I also see you had a pap smear today.
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You wrecked the sign.
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What do you mean, Jeff?
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- Can we go back to the grip-- - Rocket!
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"I'll get beat to death at a red light… in one of these,"
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to buy my box of shenanigans.
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It doesn't really have anything to do with respect.
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You think I'm being mean, but I know I'm being honest. That's why we're here.
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My poor baby.