🎲 Surprise Me

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- I'll go make some more. - All right.
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Like her? If you don't tell me which intern messed up,
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how would you turn that into a dance theme?
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-Hey. You shut your fucking mouth. -Or what?
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Or you could take your tongue out of her ass,
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Every three minutes, like clockwork.
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- Deandra, you look sensational. - No, I don't.
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- What are you doing? - Take another step, and I'll do it.
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- Dee, I think he just wants his watch. - I think he needs his...
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- Your publishers want to work with me?
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You'll tell him a story that isn't inherently sad.
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I didn't have your back before, but now I'm gonna be the wind
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Just keep clapping.
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- You got exposed, too? - Oh, yeah, he did. Big time.
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I think she's gonna do great.
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Why don't we call it early?
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I am more American than you,
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as kind of a comment on racism...
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It was a miracle! First of all, the man was damn near dead.
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but paranoia, aggression, impulse control issues,
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I'm so mad at Charlie, because I made him a valentine,
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- I'm hanging on by a thread. - Don't argue with me now, okay?
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There's fuck-all security to worry about.
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Oh, nothing, just swam with a dolphin this morning, no biggie.
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-Don't you think that's a little sexist? -I don't know, sport.
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MAD COW, BIRD FLU, SWINE FLU,
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THAT WASN'T A SCARE TACTIC, PORTIA.
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The main entrance seems to be the only way in or out.
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so why don't you just keep your little pregnant girl?
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but I can't get this goddamn TV to do anything.
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That's the worst dildo
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- She's the answer. - Things That Ruined My Life?
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- Deandra, what the hell are you doing? - It's cool, you guys, I got it.
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I got a really good thing going with Roxy. She's a sweet bitch.