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for stupid, arbitrary reasons.
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE FROZE TIME ON A HUMID DAY.
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Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
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That's really not how chronic high blood pressure works.
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♪ And I'll probably never let up ♪
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Where'd Dad go?
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-Mm. -So what are we gonna do?
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- This is a letter to my future self. - What?
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I accept.
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on her supple, young body.
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Dracorex.
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because you wanted to do something crazy for once in your life?
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Was he acting strange when you saw him?
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So were you in the Civil War?
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Blink two times if "Yes."
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HEY, LOOK!
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I have to do this, all right?
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I'd fucking remember that.
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All right, that's game. What's so important?
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One game, then bed.
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SEE DR. KELSO OVER THERE?
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geared specifically towards Ben, so…
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So, uh, w-what are we doing?
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smash her with a shoe.
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Can I whip this napkin at the back of your head?
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-I'm gonna shut your fucking face-- -All right, all right.
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that she cannot be here herself,
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Yeah, of course you do. Because, dude, it's global brand.
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- Sir, this is your last warning. - Believe in the American Justice Sys--
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I'm in the zone today, Sullivan.
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Acts of sex and violence...
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Do you feel safe?
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I thought I'd always be broken.
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[laughter]
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- on the kitchen table? - Aw!
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Oh, okay.
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I'm not exposed to...
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The adult does not have to be visible from the outside. I checked.
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- Ooof! - Aah!
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But I have 24 hours to come up with your money.
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- It's parent-teacher day.
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But I never open the door to strangers after dark.
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since this new company moved in across the street.
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Now, don't get me wrong, C137,
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Actually, you know what? Don't call him.
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A spanking! A spanking!
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There's no one to deride me.
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and I guess I just convinced myself that it had to be you,
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