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We're not the blue blood fancy types that you think that we are.
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Yeah, well, what do we got to do now?
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Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?
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Aye, aye, sir.
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The cream always rises to the top.
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"SUCKS TO BE..." ADDING A FOURTH-- "YOU."
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Thank you. - We'll let you know.
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for a long time on a tiny boat,
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- I'd like to share a philosophy nugget with you
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Maybe we should all hang out more often.
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You don't have to introduce me to my ex-wife.
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to make me feel like a real woman, for once in my life."
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Jones!
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[ Roars ]
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Fuck off, Jerry.
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and she just wanted to come by and tell you
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Dude, what kind of sick joke is that?
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- Right. - But it will lower our monthly nut
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- Two war… - You don't say.
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Normally, I don't mind being a snitch, but this even makes me sad.
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but you're actually pretty fucking cool.
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I know.
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and here you are.
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About $500.
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n there, I'd say.
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and my dad will start yelling,
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Saving you 25 percent on your data storage,
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- Isn't that right, sweetie? - You're fired.
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Yes it was, why not.
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- Hey. - Hi.
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>> Well, I'm trying to learn Mandarin and listen to Beethoven
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Evan, I...
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Pretty sneaky, Death.
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But when you gave him to the Russians,
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...chill.
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[crowd cheering]
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What are you waiting for? Kill him!
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Shut up, everyone! Just shut up!
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♪ Cause in the end ♪
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I wanted to show you who I'm going out with.
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This is an electronic hide-and-seek game.
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I'm the Rock.
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I hate this.
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That was quite a scheme.
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for his daddy to show up?
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"Let's forget all those things
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I'm not listening to my mom anymore.
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you can clean out your own damn stomach folds!