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- What was your business? - Import-export.
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And then you two show up, with 30 days left,
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-So great you're here, bro. -Alpha. Sigma. Beta.
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And quite frankly, I always thought they should change "Colored People"
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A searing portrait of the Jim Crow South that,
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('MACHO MAN' BY VILLAGE PEOPLE PLAYS ON CASSETTE PLAYER)
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TO MAKE SURE "THAT SLAG WOULD DIE A PENNILESS WHORE"?
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No, I put it up there because I don't want the health inspector
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..or having their stomach pumped.' -Ah...!
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Unfortunately, I can't.
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Hey! How's the chip off the old block doin'?
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My dad gave me a stuffed puppy the day he bailed on us.
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But right now, let's just focus on the job at hand.
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and he shouldn't listen to stuff like that.
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- Uh, thanks for asking. I don't know.
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Now what's this?
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Check it. Are the ladies gonna love this?
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# "In The Mood" - The Glenn Miller Orchestra
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- I don't care. - Okay, it doesn't matter.
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who you were always meant to be.
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So just give me my money, or Hwang will be forced to...
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Like, if anybody's gonna get money from Saudi Arabia,
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Oh, now I see.
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So angry sex is awesome. That's no reason to go down a bad road.
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You really think that's gonna work?
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Ugh, do you smell that?
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"but there's a possibility that I could get to it tomorrow."
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With millions of followers.
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Now I got all this self-doubt.
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# Accounting # Shipping and Receiving
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- They want to hear my impressions. - No.
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There's a million ways you can prepare a clam.
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And huh, we were so drunk that we decided to hire prostitutes.