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You couldn't care less about your African roots.
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Hey, what are you trying to push on us?
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- Baby! - Relax, Brown Bear.
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I hate them Italian bastards.
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♪ Pennies, pennies, shiny pennies ♪
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But first I want you guys to hear about my business idea.
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and it originally aired on Thanksgiving.
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I just got the word. Downtown finished their inventory. We've lost.
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Your sports team won the World Series!
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Why'd you clog our toilet, old lady?
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I just think..
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When I parked too close to a mailbox, I didn't endanger anybody's life.
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But the new me says that it's not my place to kill your pipe dreams.
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So you were there to break up the wedding.
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And yeah, I know it's been hard,
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YOU OPERATING WITH A BLINDFOLD ON OR WHAT?
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I have... I have to go check on something.
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What a waste of time.
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I don't know.
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- And you got the camera on? - Is it ready?
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Right, so we're all settled then?
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You could've sat with us cool guys.
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'And some teams -never seem to get together.'
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Wait. Just wait.
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You got some guts for a rich kid.
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I think it was an elf.
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from the Church of Religious Conscious...
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Okay, are there, like, a pair of, like, weird spy glasses
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I'm going to be your teacher.
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I can't tell you how glad I am he had a friend here with him.
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and you're gonna watch me until I erupt... with jokes.
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OK.
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AFTER SPENDING 90 STINKING DOLLARS ON THEATER TICKETS.
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The first order of business, and perhaps the most important thing,
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Speaking of which, we need your casaba melon.
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I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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You have to choose. Dude, it's easy for you to say.
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Come on, dude, we gotta get outta here.
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-BUT YOU WILL NOT PERMIT IT. -CORRECT.
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I miss Mum!
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And they're trying to freeze us out.
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THEN WHEN WE FINALLY GOT DOWN TO TALKING FOR REAL,
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Oh, shit.
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- What he's basically saying is he likes to get... - Paid.
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- We made quite the scene at panera. - Oh.
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- I invested it because it--it--
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All right. To skunkworks!
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Farted. Yeah.
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