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And I brought up threesomes.
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Oh, I have priors, too. I didn't mean us, I meant them.
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an evening devoid of hope,
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You'll lose your job too,
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that's the nature of our relationship.
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and I'm giving one lucky person
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- I'll refill your drink. - Okay.
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Funny you should mention making a difference...
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Your right or stage right?
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to be properly observed by the untrained eye.
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You've got nothing!
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Nothing yet, sir.
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So sad. He was folding the laundry.
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before I can leave,
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I didn't buy anything last week!
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W-Well, how long will that take?
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But then it happened,
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Sorry I'm late. I got the keys to my Miata stuck in the cadaver.
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My mind, my ideas are all part of the variable.
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push a bunch of buttons and see if you can work up a sweat?
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See you, geek! -Buy a cup!
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Probably.
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Ehhh.
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Need to go outside?
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You can do what you will
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Uh... That's got nothing to do with you.
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I like your style.
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Oh, shit, man, are you okay?
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into Dumpsters. So why don't you get a new job
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And who's gonna have to take care of her? Me.
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because, I agree, the whole, like, "do your job" angle
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- That's not what we're here for. - It better not be
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I could see my reflection in the car windows
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All right, well, that about does it,
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n their home countries! - In a sweatshop!
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No, you're not. Twisted again! Boom! Try and keep up.
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Not really.
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All right, here we go.
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Look, I'm… I'm sorry.
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Are you crazy?! What do you think you're doing?!
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That's the rhododendron, Keith.
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Team! Team team team team team!
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Antony and Cleopatra!
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- It's not gonna be an issue. - All right. Thanks.
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Like the Stonehenge or boxing kangaroos.
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That's a risk I'm willing to take.
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Bingo!
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