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AAH!
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Our story begins on Christmas Eve
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I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
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No. I love you the way you are. And I did it forever in a video game.
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You want the red or the blue, pal?
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Still, she was sick, so we couldn't go far.
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♪ I'm sick of the poison ♪
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That day you came over to my place to play doctor-
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Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
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- He's at the babysitter's. - Just till 5:00.
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is getting their parents called. You can count on it.
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where none of the people whose stuff I stole can get to us.
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Aw, and look at you, on your own.
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Oh, Bluey.
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Oh, hello?!
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Now.
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* Dee, do, do, do, dee, do *
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but, you know, I felt weird charging them rent,
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[both shout]
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creepy flyers at bus stations. I mean, w-what kind of people do you think
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We are going with a polished, tailored look.
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Unfortunately, your door handle doesn't work from the inside,
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They are out of bed and fed.
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You do not have to tell me twice.
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I was in my room getting ready for the dance.
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-And the reason Dr Cox and his wife got divorced became abundantly clear.
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- Well, I know a lot. - Yeah? Who was Deep Throat?
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I'm am The Collective!
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The main event.
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So, you'll find this out fairly soon,
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We got Neil Diamond on board! All right!
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[garbage can clatters]
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Sir, I'm sorry for my fellow cadet's appearance.
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Jessie : Why? Did the bowling alley run out of shoe freshener?
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We're gonna throw a patent on her and a couple of other things.
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I REALLY LIKE YOU, ELLIOT, BUT I'M AN ADULT.
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Oh, look, let's just give it a rest, all right?
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Ron, hello. Hey, buddy. Hang on just a second.
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It's got worms. Muggers and rapists and thieves, oh, my.
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Ugh, you're -- you're probably confused
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I know. I miss him too, pal.
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They're not skipping it! That's the thing, they're not!
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Use her like a humping post.
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and they know when the media is lying to them.
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- He's more than just a father, he's a friend.
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Joe, why do you have Stewie?
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walking in off the street. So easy for anybody to just
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Ew! No!