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You're not gonna start talking about your feelings and shit, are you?
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No. Gay.
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No. It's just that, I mean, unless you want to, 'cause...
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No.
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I got a better plan.
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Okay. All right. So can I call you sometime?
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- I have your number, right? - No, I don't think so.
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Well, I know how to find you. Why don't we just leave it at that?
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All right. Did I do something wrong? I mean, was the sex bad?
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- Don't worry about it. - I can make adjustments.
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'Cause I've had to do that before, and it hasn't been a problem.
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- I'm shutting the door now. - If I could have a kiss goodbye
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that would be really great for me.
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If I gave you a kiss goodbye, would you let go of the door?
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- Yeah. - Fine.
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh! - Yeah. It's a terrible thing.
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It's a terrible thing for you to see that.
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- I'm gonna kill him. - No. No. Wait, wait, wait.
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What are you gonna do, punch him in the face? Throw him? Work the body?
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That's not gonna help. No, no, it's not gonna help. I'll tell you why.
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It doesn't un-bang your mom. No, you gotta do something worse.
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Something much, much worse.
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You're gonna have to bang Mac's mom.
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- Hi. - What?
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I'm looking for Mrs. Mac. Is she in?
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- Yeah. - I'm a friend of her son's.
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- I know you, Dennis. - Oh.
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Oh, my God. Oh.
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It's been a long time.
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Haven't seen you in a while. You look different.
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- I've gained a little weight. - Is that what it is?
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- Looks good on you. - Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Do you mind if I sit?
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So. Watching a little TV outside, huh?
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I like the fresh air.
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Probably gets a little lonely, though, every once in a while,
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watching TV out here by yourself. (chuckles)
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Every once in a while you probably want a man, right?
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(exhales) Someone to fulfill your desires.
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Oh.
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Not interested.
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Don't fight it, Mrs. Mac.
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Why don't we go inside and have a little fun?
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- Don't find you attractive. - What?
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I think you're an ugly man.
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- You think I'm ugly? - Yeah.
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