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Normally I wouldn't talk to you about this 'cause you're unreliable,
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but Dennis, Dee and Frank are all directly involved in this,
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and I gotta tell somebody, man. I am bustin'. Okay.
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Dennis's mom tried to have sex with me.
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- Interesting. - She got naked, she came on to me.
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I mean, that woman is straight crazy but I think I wanna bang her, man.
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- I know I shouldn't do it. - I think you should do it.
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- What? - An opportunity like this
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only comes around once in a lifetime, right?
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And so you'd be a fool to let it slip through your fingers.
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Yeah, that's what I'm thinkin', but it's Dennis and Dee's mom.
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Well, that means that no one ever, ever is gonna find out.
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- That doesn't make sense. - It doesn't have to make sense.
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You're right. I'm gonna do it. (both laughing)
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- Okay. Okay. Oh, this is good. - This is good.
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I gotta meet Frank. I gotta give him his hair.
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You go, 'cause I gotta plot, and I gotta think.
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- Great. - Get outta here. God, this is good!
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Dennis's mom. Yes, he is.
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- I'm busy. - I want my job back.
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- Look, I'm... What? - I want my job back.
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Well, I'm...
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And you shall have it.
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Oh, Dee.
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It looks like we both need things from each other.
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I am not having sex with you, Charlie.
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No. It's not sex I want from you.
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It's sex I don't want from Dennis.
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Hmm?
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Mmm. So you gotta tell me about all the shit you been gettin' into.
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You must have a police record a mile long.
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- Oh, God. No. - Don't be modest now.
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You remember all the shit we used to get into?
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You remember that night in the graveyard?
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- How could I forget? - That slab was cold, baby.
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And remember the time we robbed a motorcycle and ran it into a river?
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Well, you must be doin' shit like that now, huh? Come on.
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Well, I've slowed down quite a bit once I met my husband, Carl.
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Oh, you told me you weren't married.
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Oh, I'm not. Carl passed a few years ago.
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Once I met him and had kids, I pretty much stayed at home.
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Carl had two children from a previous marriage
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and then we had five of our own.
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Oh, shit.
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Hi. I'm Jenny. I'll be your server this evening.
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Are you ready to order, or do you need some more time?
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Well, I think we need just a little more time.
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Okay, I'll be back in a second.
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