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I'm using the fact that I happened into
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organic, consensual, wonderful love-making
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as a tool to destroy my enemy.
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Plus, Saddie and I are cool, man.
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You know, we're having drinks on Friday,
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so, yeah.
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Now, if guys will excuse me,
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I'm gonna call the old letch.
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- Guys, just let him go.
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- He's being self-destructive.
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I already deal with this brat.
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I can't care of another one.
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- At what age do you think we'll start
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"happening into organic, wonderful love
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- I don't think we're those kind of guys.
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- Oh, yeah, man. I'm so down to grieve.
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Yeah, you know, I need this for my heart.
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Yeah, no, I'll meet you right there.
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I'll meet you right at the gravestone.
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We'll turn on the waterworks. It's gonna be great.
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- Hey, Mary.
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You know, you know, let's eat lunch in my car today.
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All these crying babies got my womb twitching.
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- Mm-hmm. Just give a minute.
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- And by the way, so I might have told
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Dale the janitor that you might have a crush on him.
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He asked me out, and I kind of panicked.
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- Oh, well, this explains a lot.
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He just came in here and shot me down, hard.
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Like, out of nowhere.
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- Mary, I am so sorry.
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See, this is my fault. I'm gonna go.
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- I don't have time to be mad at you.
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He took it way too far.
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I'm gonna hook him and then dump him on his ass.
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This here is a janitor trap.
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See, tonight, Dale's gonna come in and spot this $5 bill
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sitting conspicuously on my trashcan.
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That's the bait. - Okay.
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- And now you know he's gonna dive right now,
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rooting around for more.
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- Greedy little pig.
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- But what we'll find instead
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is a selection of carefully curated items,
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which you might call sexy trash.
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Such as a flattering photo of moi.
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- Yeah.