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We'll get all of our paperwork and we'll get full benefits.
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Then we'll collect for just a little while until we get settled.
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- And then I'll take the MCATs. - I'll move to New York. Perfect.
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(gasps) Oh, my God!
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- Oh, Jesus! - Oh, wow, you scared us.
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Oh, not 'cause you're black. No, no, no.
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- No, we're not racist. - No, no, no, no. God, no.
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- The neighborhood is scary. - If you were another ethnicity...
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- You really did pop up. - But it's a nice neighborhood.
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- It's the nature of this... - Roll your window down.
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Okay.
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- What you need? - Uh, one, please.
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- One what? - Uh, one rock of crack.
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A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?
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How much would you recommend for a first-time user?
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Tell you what. I'll make you a deal.
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Two for the price of one.
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- Really? - Oh, that sounds good.
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- That's very nice of you. - How much?
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Uh, $200?
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- Okay. Uh-huh. - Sounds reasonable. Great.
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Okay. Let's see here, uh...
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That should be about 200. Thanks for being so kind.
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And patient.
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Pick it up down there.
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- Wait. Where? - Which...
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- This one. It's got to be that guy. - Don't say "this one".
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Maria, after you're done in the bathroom you come look for me,
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because I got some boots to be shined, all right?
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Tony, go chase that leak down in the basement, all right?
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Okay, boss. (exhales)
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Mac, I got to hand it to you. This is brilliant.
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That's how I roll. Charles?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get nice and drunk,
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play some video games until my eyes bleed.
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- Amen to that, brother. - Me too. I wanna play Charlie.
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Uh... Don't you have, like, some stuff that you need to do?
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- No. - Yeah, managerial stuff.
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- Managerial stuff! - No, I got that all cleared up.
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And then I thought after we played a video game,
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the three of us go outside,
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throw the pigskin around, play some two-hand touch.
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- Hey, that's not gonna work out. - I'll teach you how to play.
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- Yeah, I already know how to play. - Not properly though.
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- Kind of properly. - Right. Oh, Charlie. You know what?
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We got to get into the bathroom to show Maria...
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Charlie has this thing, the scrubbing.
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Charlie has this scrubbing thing with the Brillo.
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