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Thank you. We're looking for the owners.
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Oh. We're the owners.
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I'm Detective Tanner. This here is Detective Volpe.
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Gentlemen, we're gonna have to talk to you for a moment.
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About what?
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You gentlemen know anything about this?
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Shit.
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- Dennis, stop acting like a child. - I don't wanna hear it, Dad.
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Deandra, move the pool table so you and your brother can lay some grout.
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- I am not laying grout. - You guys are being babies.
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We're being babies, Mac? Why don't you go work for your dad all day?
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- My dad's a meth dealer. - "Oh, no! My daddy's in prison!"
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"My daddy used to give hot shots to prostitutes. Feel sorry for me!"
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- I got the grout. - You're not even listening to us.
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- Are you really leaving? - Yes!
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- Later, bitches. - Yeah, have a good life now.
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All right, look. I know what you're doin'.
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I can play this game. Mac and me and Charlie can run the bar.
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- Great. Terrific. It's a good idea. - We got better things to do.
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Please. What are you two gonna do?
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Dee and I have a little something we like to call "goals", okay?
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We have aspirations outside of this bar.
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We got big dreams, Mac. We're gonna go follow 'em.
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You guys have nothing without this bar.
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Don't worry about us, Mac. We'll be just fine.
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DENNIS: So what are your dreams? DEE: Hmm?
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Your goals, what are your aspirations?
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- Were you serious about that? - Yeah! What are you doing?
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Signing us up for unemployment benefits.
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Unemployment? No.
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Dee, that's for deadbeats. Come on.
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We got a golden opportunity here. You know?
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We can do anything we want if we put our minds to it.
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Well, I could use this time to get my acting career off the ground.
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- And I fully support you. - You do?
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Absolute. Look, the old Dennis would have said,
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"Dee, your sad little acting ship sailed a decade ago. It's pathetic."
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But the new me says that it's not my place to kill your pipe dreams.
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- You should go for it. - Really?
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Yes! Come on. This is America! We're gonna go for it!
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We're gonna work hard! We're gonna reach for the stars!
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We're gonna become more successful than our parents.
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- We can shove it in their faces. - Make 'em eat shit!
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- Oh, look, we qualified. - Really? How much?
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- $400 a week. - $400.
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- It's more than we made at the bar. - I know.
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Okay, new plan.
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- We're gonna go on unemployment. - Yeah.
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