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Because they stamp it out and they get poop all over their shoes.
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What in the hell is that going to accomplish?
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Poop on their shoes. Their shoes, dude.
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- Are you retarded? - Poop on the shoes.
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- Are you a retarded person? - Poop on the shoes!
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I got it!
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- You do? - Yeah.
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Let's come back tonight. I got a plan.
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- Yeah. This ought to do it. - Okay, so what's the next step?
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There is no next step. This is it.
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- This is it? - Yeah.
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- This is your plan? - It's awesome.
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This isn't gonna do shit!
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What do you mean this isn't gonna do shit?
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There needs to be a next step!
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Do you know how hard it is to get toilet paper
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off a building, especially if it rains?
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- This Jew's in for a ton of work. BOTH: Oh!
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- What? - Come on, man.
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- You can't say things like that. - What did I say?
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- You dropped a hard "J" on us. - Yeah.
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- Jew? You guys said it... - Shh!
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You can say it, but it has to be in the right context.
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- You said I could say "Jew". - You can, but in the right context.
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- What is the right context? - All right.
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- This, you know... - Person of the Jewish faith...
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In a group of other people from the Jewish faith...
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This guy's got a ton of work to do! I think it's okay that he's Jewish.
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- That is not what I'm... - That's not what he's...
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Hold on a second...
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You guys don't know what the hell you're talking about.
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This man is in for a ton of work. He's Jewish.
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- We know what we're talking about. - Don't worry about that.
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(doorbell rings)
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Hello, Frank!
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I noticed you changed the locks on the door.
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You didn't have to do that because I'm never coming back again.
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I'm looking forward to that.
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You seem happy.
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I think I'm feeling satisfied for the first time in my life.
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- What is that, musk? - That's my new friend.
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I met him outside of that disgusting bar our children own.
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That's his Mercedes across the street.
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His wife's dead. Goodbye, Frank.
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Hey. Hey!
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You! What are you doing here with my wife?
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Soon to be ex-wife.
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I'm not doing anything. She invited me over for coffee.
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