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at a black site.
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Say you understand.
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See, now, Susan, this is why it never went anywhere with us.
susan
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You can't have two alpha males, 'cause inevitably someone's...
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Say you fucking understand.
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I understand.
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Remind me, what was our deal?
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-POPCLAW (over phone): What? -What was our fucking deal?
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Go to hell. I already told you, A-Train runs the Compound...
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Yeah, runs the Compound V to the noodle shop up on Division.
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We've been up on it all week and we ain't seen fuck all.
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Well, wherever he's going, it's around there,
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because every time he leaves with the V,
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he comes back with the sesame noodles. That's all I know.
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Well, you'd better be right, love,
love
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or you and your dearly departed landlord
landlord
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are gonna find yourselves on Pornhub
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in the Fatal Cunnilingus section.
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You son of a bitch, if you even...
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(panting)
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MOTHER'S MILK: Sorry, baby, just, work's
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just been a motherfucker lately.
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You know I'd much rather be at home, rubbing on them toes
homerubbingtoes
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than out here breaking up yard fights,
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but you know, a brother got to get paid, right?
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Oh, most definitely.
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Payday comes, we gonna be all up in Kay Jewelers,
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tearing it down.
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Champagne showers.
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(laughs)
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I know, I know, I'm just kidding.
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All right, sweetheart. Talk to you.
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(kissing sounds)
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Say something.
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Well, you know, Jean-Paul Sartre said
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marriage stifles our essential male urges.
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Jean-Paul Sartre also died a old, lonely motherfucker.
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Not to mention his girl
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was shacking up with some other dude.
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Uh, oui. They were free to explore.
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Explore what? Gonorrhea?
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Come on, Frenchie.
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Why work so motherfucking hard if you don't have somebody
hardmotherfuckingsomebody
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to go home to and sleep next to at night?
homenightsleep
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Well, I go to sleep next to someone different every night.
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Yeah, and that's 'cause you're an old, lonely fucker, too.
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-And you're gonna die by yourself. -Mm.
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Well, if you and Monique have something so pure,
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