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Well, okay. There's a war on terror, Charlie.
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Have you ever seen CNN?
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- George Bush right now... - Start from the beginning.
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- Saddam Hussein, has the oil. - Yeah.
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- Okay? - Okay.
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Charlie, it is a war on terror.
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We decided to help the people of Israel...
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- To give our oil back to us. - By defeating Saddam Hussein.
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- My head's swelling with knowledge. - It's freedom, Charlie.
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- Wonderful knowledge. - You're being sarcastic.
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- When we're talking about... - Oh!
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You can't hide from it forever.
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- You're an idiot. - You're an idiot.
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Here you go. Stupid customers.
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- It smells like urine in here. - Mama, you're back.
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I'm not gonna get scurvy if I come any further, am I?
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How are you?
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I'll tell you how I am, Deandra. I am devastated.
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I don't understand what's going on with your father. And I...
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- What the hell is this? - What? Oh!
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- Are those my earrings? - Oh, yea... yeah.
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But here's the thing about the earrings.
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You're stealing from your mother now?
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What kind of monster are you?
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Dad said he was gonna give your stuff away
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and it was actually Dennis's idea...
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Don't blame this on your brother. How low can you sink, Deandra?
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I haven't seen you for a month and I'm standing here in a neck brace.
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Are you gonna ask how I'm doing or what happened or...
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I assume you did something stupid.
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- Dennis ran over me with his car. - There you go again!
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Don't you think it's time you start taking responsibility
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for your actions?
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- I... - I want my possessions returned.
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I was eating that, mother.
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I've been running around. I haven't had time to feed the dog.
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Could you stop thinking about yourself for once?
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And besides, you don't need it, sweetie.
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(gasps, growls) Well, that's attractive.
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Maybe if you took a bit more pride in your appearance
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you could find a man and then you wouldn't steal from your mother!
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I mean, look at your skin, Deandra.
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Christ, there is a sun in Philadelphia.
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He's already got a construction crew in there working?
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God, dude. I am sick of staring at this building, guys.
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- We gotta take some action. - Okay, I'll tell you what.
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Let's throw a flaming bag of poop in the window.
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What? Why?