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- Come on! Pull on it! - Hello. I'm looking for the owner.
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- Yeah, that's us. - We're the owners.
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My name is Ari Frenkel. I just bought the building next door.
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- Oh! - Great, man. That's awesome.
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I purchased it a few months ago,
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but I was just able to move my family into Philadelphia.
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- Ah, yeah. Where from? - Israel.
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Just got to be too dangerous, with everything that's happening.
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That's a tough situation you got over there.
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- You got that whole tsunami... - No?
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- The superdome thing that... - Charlie.
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- No, there's no superdome. - It's one of those places there.
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It's a different country.
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- Never mind. I had a... - Why don't you shut up?
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Anyway, I just... It's all good. (chattering)
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- Stopped over to give you this. - What is this?
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- It's a notice to vacate. - What?
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According to the zoning grid, the piece of property
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that I purchased extends exactly 100 feet to the north.
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Anything south of that dividing line belongs to me.
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- Where's the dividing line? - Right about, here.
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- What? - Bullshit!
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Are you kidding, man?
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- Gonna need you out in a week. - You can't do that.
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Dad, stay out of this. We can handle it, all right?
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Look, man! I don't know how you guys do things in, what was it?
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- Israel. - Israel.
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Israel or whatever, but this is America!
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You can't just come in here and steal our land from us.
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I'm pretty sure that's how this country was founded.
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What are you saying? You're making things up.
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I don't know what that means. Does anybody know what...
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If you're talkin' shit about America, we're kicking your ass.
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- I'm sure you will. - This is our bar.
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Your bar is on my land.
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Goodbye, gentlemen.
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(door opens and closes)
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What are we gonna do?
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This guy comes...
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He really gets my goat. You know what I mean?
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You shouldn't be allowed to come in, tell people, "I own this and that".
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Okay, the butter goes on, then the peanut butter.
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- What are you doing? - Peanut butter go in the middle?
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- Do not put peanut butter on that! - What?
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A Grilled Charlie has peanut butter last.
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- Either inside or outside. - Peanut butter outside.
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Chocolate inside, butter inside, cheese outside. (knocking)
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- Go away. WOMAN: Frank, it's me. Open.
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